#Skyrim Nazir

[jenivere2]

unmarriageable duo

[v1ctory-or-sovngarde]

I am a child of Hammerfell, born of the sands of the mighty Alik'r. In that great desert, blood is a shade of crimson I can scarce describe...

decided to make a chibi of one of my own blorbos. Nazir baby I love youuu

tiny version + sketching stage :) did you know that the ebony warrior npc has the same face as nazir. uesp said so. i'm obsessed with this factoid. nazir's alter ego is the fucking ebony warrior. king shit

[renumuro]

[star-streaks]

You legit can’t get me to leave Skyrim alone. We love Skyrim in this house

[cosmictyto]

Things Gabriella has Knitted (or Crocheted) for Everyone:

First, (nearly) everyone has gotten a pair of socks from her as a “welcome to the brotherhood” gift.

(In alphabetical order)

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🐺 Arnbjorn: A bright red knitted sweater as a wedding present. He’s only worn it once. (He jokes that it's not his style but he secretly loves it. He doesn't want to ruin it on accident.)

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🔪 Astrid: A black and red striped knitted cowl. As a wedding present. Also a matching pair of gloves.

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🩸 Babette: A crocheted doll to better help her "innocent child" ruse + several knitted dresses in many colors. Gabriella loves trying out new patterns. And because Babette’s small, she doesn’t need as much yarn. Win win.

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♥️ Cicero: Nothing. Though she was working on her “welcome to the sanctuary” socks for him before he attacked Astrid and Veezara.

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☄️ Festus Krex: Black, knitted fingerless gloves (his hands get cold and stiff sometimes.) They look simple at first, but actually have a quite complex stitching pattern on them. Also a black scarf and hat (with string pom-pom.)

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🦋 Nazir: some hard-soled slippers and a deep red tote bag (with black hand print artfully knitted in.)

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🦎 Veezara: Bright, garish horn cozies. It was a gag gift. He loves them.

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Bonus round

🐈‍⬛ Sajjah (OC:) A thick n’ chunky, mottled black & gray blanket (crocheted.) as well as a matching cowl + gloves set. They were working on a hat design but couldn’t figure out how it would work with her ears before the sanctuary was attacked.

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Babette: "Gee, Arnbjorn, I'd figure a guy with two wives would be happy."

Nazir: "No, that's a guy with two knives."

Cicero, holding two knives: "Cicero has to tell you, this is pretty terrific!"

[fanzikz]

Me: tells Nazir that we won't have to deal with Cicero anymore because I killed him. ( LIE )

Nazir: "good"

( moves to Dawnstar Sanctuary )

Cicero: ( shows up )

Nazir:

[yandereloveraw]

Everytime I return to the Dawnstar Sanctuary

Me: Cicero-! ♡

Cicero: Listener-! ♡ [Tackles me onto the floor and smothers my face in kisses]

Nazir, shielding Babette's eyes: Geesh, you two. Get a room.

[fandomsareforincorrectquotes]

*playing twister*

Astrid: Right hand red.

Nazir: *ends up on top of the Dragonborn*

Dragonborn: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Astrid: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

[skyrim-forever]

we talk a lot about the fact that you can't marry Brynjolf but we don't talk enough about the fact we were robbed up an assassin romance with Nazir

him being your primary contact in the brotherhood, the bond after the fall of the Falkreath sanctuary plus his smooth voice and his wit, just <3

[areggo]

is this anything..?

[elderscrollsconfessions]

Confession: i wish nazir were a marriageable companion. or anyone from the brotherhood really

[silusvesuius]

ur Basic

[mukuuji]

Never play dead in front of Cicero's face, Listener!

[cosmictyto]

Who Broke It? - Skyrim Dark Brotherhood Edition

(I'm sure this has been done before but w/e)

Arnbjorn, setting a heavily dented kettle on the table: So... Who broke it?

*silence*

Arnbjorn: I'm not mad. I just want to know.

*silence*

Astrid: I did. I broke-

Arnbjorn: No, no you didn't. Krex?

Festus: Don't look at me! Look at Nazir!

Nazir: What? I didn't break it!

Festus: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Nazir: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's BROKEN.

Festus: Suspicious.

Nazir: No, it's not!

Veezara: I-if it matters... Probably not, but, Babette was the last one to use-

Babette: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Veezara: Oh? Really? Then what were you doing over by the kettle cart earlier?

Babette: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, VEEZARA!

Astrid, getting a headache: Okay, okay. Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Arnbjorn.

Arnbjorn: No. Who broke it?

*silence*

Nazir: Arnbjorn, Gabriella's been awfully quiet-

Gabriella: REALLY?!

Nazir: Oh, yeah, really!-

*chaos ensues*

~~~

Arnbjorn: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it... I predict 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick...

*crashing and fighting in the background*

Arnbjorn, grinning: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here~

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Nazir: "Hello?"

Cicero: "Hey, what's up?"

Nazir: "I need your help, can you come here?"

Cicero: "Cicero can't, I'm buying clothes."

Nazir: "Alright, hurry up and come over here."

Cicero: "Cicero can't find them."

Nazir: "What do you mean you can't find them?"

Cicero: "Cicero can't find them, there's only soup."

Nazir: "What do you mean there's only soup?"

Cicero: "It means there's only soup!"

Nazir: "Then get outta the soup aisle!"

Cicero: "Alright, you don't have to shout at Cicero!"

*Cicero goes into the next aisle*

Cicero: "There's more soup."

Nazir: "What do you mean there's more soup?!"

Cicero: "It means there's more soup!"

Nazir: "Go into the next aisle!"

*Cicero goes into the next aisle*

Cicero: "There's still soup!"

Nazir: "Where are you right now?!"

Cicero: "Cicero is at Soup!"

Nazir: "What do you mean you're at soup?!

Cicero: "Cicero means I'm at Soup!"

Nazir: "What store are you in?!"

Cicero: "Cicero is at The Soup Store!"

Nazir: "WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!"