#Six Balls

[habunnn]

HE WEIGHS SIX BALLS !!!

[gaywarcriminals]

Rating Scum Villian characters based on how milfy they are:

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu: an easy 10/10. You can’t tell your disciplesonwife that you wouldn’t abort him without becoming a milf.

Luo Binghe: and on the opposite end of the spectrum, 0/10! He’s just a little baby. He is 1,000 years younger than shizun and he likes it that way! He’s a wife, but an 18 y/o, husband’s-third-remarriage wife— he’s the same age as his husbands kids from the first wife. no milf vibes to be seen.

Liu Qingge: 1/10. Deep down he might have some parental traits, but as-is he is somewhere between weird (autistic) uncle and half-feral farm cat.

Liu Mingyan: 5/10. She’s still in her larva state of milfdom but someday she will be an excellent Mommy.

Ning Yingying: 3/10. Right now she’s baby and she likes it that way, but she has the bite of authority to her, and maybe in the far flung further she’ll spec into the Dommy Mommy skill tree.

Sha Hualing: 0/10. She’s baby, she’s a brat, she’s going to bite you and have a temper tantrum.

Shang Qinghua: 2/10. I have to give him a few points for being Binghe’s daddy, but we all know he’s a deadbeat dad who ran off with his new wife and left his kids alone with their step mom. The closest he gets to being nurturing is homoerotically saving his sexy OC, which is a Whole Different Thing.

Mobei-Jun: 5/10 for them tiddies.

Yue Qingyuan: 10/10. No I will not be explaining.

Shen Jiu: 9/10 because he’s abusive as only a mother can be 💖

Luo Bingge: -10/10. This man canonically has a fuck ton of kids and I don’t believe he knows any of their names. He is simply too Babygirl to parent 😔. SY come pick him up.

Qi Qingqi: 8/10 step on me mommy

Mu Qingfan: 6/10 I believe he can to unspeakable things to you while shushing you with a gentle smile

Tianlang-Jun: 7/10 for breedability, tits, and nephew raising, small point deduction for fumbling his actual son.

Su Xiyan: 0/10. She’s a Daddy, there’s a difference.

Zhuzhi-lang: -3/10 he is so tiny so small he is just a little guy just a snek

Madam Meiyin: 9/10 I fully believe all those succubi are her daughter-wives who she raises and teaches to hunt and comforts them when their prey gets away—

Six Balls: 6/6 six balls.

[drivebypainter]

ITS FINISHED!

I had a lot of fun doing this, especially cause I used it as a way to practice art studies and just odd angles on characters I don’t normally draw! Very helpful!

Thank you to everyone who participated! ❤️

[itscherryterry-again]

the man the myth the balls

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I would make a balls joke to that last ask, but I'm afraid our lord and savior Six Balls is in the wrong MXTX novel ;(

And then he refused to elaborate.

[shizunitis]

svsss idol au anon, if you’re still out there... i’ve thought about it.

brother duo bingge and bingmei. bingge raps and bingmei is a vocalist. they take over tianlang’s former agency after they get ousted from cang qiong. both of them have only one goal: get shen yuan to sign with them.

shen yuan is a soloist. shen jiu is part of co-ed idol group “peak lords” or “cqs” or “tian gong” or something of the sort (i’m not great at naming things) and resents shen yuan for making it on his own and hates the bingbros for many other but similar reasons. he manages to get the bingboys thrown out of their agency, enraging absolutely everybody but yue qingyuan. shang qinghua leaves the agency after a scandal involving the mobei group’s heir.

sha hualing is a solo rapper. liu mingyan and ning yingying are the most popular members of cang qiong’s most successful girl group whose albums i’ve got twenty copies of, each. meng mo is an old ballad singer who retired after growing disilusioned with the celebrity lifestyle and decided to help out the heavenly demons agency (again. bad at names) cause he’s bored. stylist six balls

[leelajun]

"As they say, the ugly wife is a treasure at home." - Bao Pike about (?)

Surprise🎉 random artwork of some minor (but beloved) characters from the Moshang fic I've been writing for like a year!

Will I ever publish it? Who knows... (posting this so yall can bully me into finishing it lol)

[web-novel-polls]

MXTX Side Characters Lower Bracket

Gongyi Xiao from SVSSS

Submission: He is such a Good Person who didn't deserve his fate :( 

Six Balls from SVSSS

Submission: When he was born he weighed as much as six balls. Current ball number unknown. 

["Anti-Propaganda" that attacks other characters is NOT allowed. Please only give reasons to vote FOR a character.]

[numberednamestournament]

Agent 8 propaganda

Six Balls no propaganda

[tiredbitchposts]

Mobei-Jun: Not a milf nor a dilf, the relative you see at every family gathering ever since you were a little kid but you don't know how they're related to you

Sha Hualing: Wishes she was a milf but does not have the range, cousin on your dad's side that's always up for no good

Liu Mingyuan: Cousin that's always on their phone during family gathering, no one has any idea what she's doing on her phone but you once saw a sasunaru fanart while reaching for the mashed potatos so now you kinda have an idea

Gongyi Xiao: Perfect cousin that has never been mean to you but if you get compared to him one more time you're gonna fight him

Zhuzi-Lang: Weird cousin you're pretty sure is either gonna become a serial killer or part of some type of cult, not a bad guy though

Six balls: baby cousin that says the weirdest things without any type of context, like, fuck do you mean that your father named you six balls bc that's how much you weighted at birth? What type of balls? No one knows

[starry-stan-blog]

luo binghe and six balls friendship

🤩🤩🤩

six balls is very invested in the state of the economy. luo binghe is very interested in murdering shang-shishu on sight (once he zones back in)

[habunnn]

pov : six balls finds out you’re wealthy enough to afford rotten meat

(he cannot afford 😔… he spent all his money on a pretty tassel)

[ghostclowning]

love the thought that "balls" might actually be some demonic unit of measurement like SQQ asks Binghe what fucking balls n he's like "idk shizun I never bothered to learn demon lore" and he asks Mobei and Sha Hualin and they both are like "uhm???it's six balls. What's unclear??" SQQ is going fucking insane, then Mobei picks up random object like "mhm this is about six balls heavy." N Sha Hualin takes it then like "I'd say nearly seven"

SQQ spends the entire night trying to figure out how much "a ball" is in normal measurement units.

[stiltonbasket]

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, Six Balls (Scum Villain) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, wherein sqq gets revived via Holy Mausoleum, Introspection, Memories, Smitten Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, he fell so hard guys was he even standing, Fluff and Angst, Happy Ending, six balls has a very confusing day

Summary:

Shen Qingqiu mulls over this latest revelation for nearly half an hour, trying to puzzle out the chain of events that followed his self-destruction.

Firstly: if he really did die at Hua Yue—and he must have died—Liu Qingge should have brought his body back to be interred at Cang Qiong.

Second: Luo Binghe could not possibly have stolen his corpse from Cang Qiong, because Yue Qingyuan would have defended it to his last breath if Binghe had tried.

Therefore, Shen Qingqiu’s remains must not have reached Cang Qiong Mountain at all.

Luo Binghe had claimed his corpse, and resurrected him in the Holy Mausoleum sometime afterward.

Or: six months after Shen Qingqiu's death, Luo Binghe brings him back to life.

[ineffectualdemon]

Six balls is the vanilla extract of SVSSS polls

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Your Six Balls is so cute I need more of him

I'll offer you by heart in return: ❤️🧎🏻‍♀️

How can you offer me your heart when Six Balls already has it?