#Sirius finds out abt jegulus the hard way

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

James, walking into the Gryffindor common room: Morning my love

Regulus: Hello James

James: I gotta say after last night I feel a little weak in the knees

Sirius, spinning around in a armchair:

James:

Regulus:

Sirius: Hey Potter, here’s an idea, you walk into a room… take a quick scan

[teaforthotxxx]

Not me thinking of how hinny (harry x ginny) in the books would have gone if Jegulus and Marlily raised harry!!

Like Harry def told Mary and Lily first. Cause hes tryna attract a girl. WTF DO REGULUS AND JAMES know about getting a girl? Also, he wld def ask Mary how she got Lily cause Ginny looks like Lily. I think Marlene wld pull out Mary’s old diary and show Harry a page titled “PLANS TO GET RED”!! I think Mary wouldn’t be much help but Marlene definitely had a “HOW TO GET THE CUTE SLYTHERIN” and she would cancel the word slytherin and replace it with Chaser (Ginny).

I feel like he would only really involve his dads after he gets tgt with Ginny and realises he’s broken 1918827828 friendship codes by dating his best mate’s little sister (something James knows a thing or two abt). Obviously, James would pretend he’s above it all and say “just tell Ron. I mean at worst you get beat up. Padfoot chewed all of my red converses and ate my autographed quaffle. I’m sure Ron is wayyyyyy nicer.” Of course, Harry will tune that out the same way James tuned out Arthur’s same advice. Instead, he’ll look for the diabolical slytherin aka SLYTHERIN SKITTLES for help.

Big mistake: Barty and Dorcas are laughing so hard they fall down. Pandora who already knows how this is gonna end (cause she is a seer) is sighing. Evan is trying to help but can’t because AGAIN what does he know about girls? And also he’s engaged to an only child!! Regulus AKA Professor BLACK to the rest of the students is sighing and questioning how Harry not only managed to find but also date someone who is a mix of both himself and Lily (the two great loves of James’ life).

Unable to help, Regulus will probably refer him to Sirius (consult the enemy). Sirius is probably the last one to know about Hinny (naturally, Reg and Remus found out first cause they work at Hogwarts). He is definitely very salty about it (EVEN PETE knew before him). So, Sirius wouldn’t help his godson. He’d just say something about karma after Harry sasses him for the thirtieth that day.

Eventually, Harry gives up and comes clean to Ron. He braces himself but Ron just goes “oh ok. Sorry I already knew.” He was completely fine with it cause urm Ginny is her own person? And he respects her? So, Harry relaxes. He doesn’t have to sleep in the room of requirements for fear that Ron will send a rat to him. That is until he feels two identical hands on both sides of his shoulders. Fred and George Weasley are looking down at him with matching mischievous grins. “So you’re dating our little Ginny eh?”

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I posted 12,430 times in 2022

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719 posts created (6%)

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I tagged 2,645 of my posts in 2022

#stranger things - 263 posts

#james potter - 262 posts

#jegulus - 244 posts

#regulus black - 242 posts

#eddie munson - 210 posts

#steddie - 186 posts

#steve harrington - 178 posts

#fav mutuals - 177 posts

#wanna be able to find this later - 137 posts

#jude tag - 128 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#don’t mind me ranting abt all the times regulus doesn’t stand up for himself against his parents bc he thinks he’s not ‘brave’ like sirius

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

peter: small animals are evidently more vicious, they have less space for their anger and rage to be bottled up

sirius: that’s ridiculous, name one animal -

remus: wasps

lily: chihuahuas

james: regulus

concept from @peppy-but-depressy

85 notes - Posted July 11, 2022

#4

how does a four person poly couple dance to a slow song when one of them is getting over a traumatic experience the other three just found out about?

help

how does one write this

100 notes - Posted April 18, 2022

#3

the little things

james potter headcannon:

james potter has never done the whole “sitting still” thing very well. there’s a good chance he has adhd or something of the sort, at least that’s what everyone around him thinks.

but he can and will appreciate the little things, like staring outside the car window on a road trip, and goddamn it if sirius tears his eyes away from the autumn leaves or the snowy mountains, or whatever beautiful scenery they’re passing, he won’t be able to say that if sirius ends up with a busted lip or black eye it wasn’t his fault. bc the scenery needs to be appreciated and james will make sure it happens.

when james is laying with regulus in bed, resting his lap in the younger boy’s lap while he reads a book and runs his fingers through his hair, james can reduce his constant fidgeting to a finger tap, or drawing swirls and other patterns on regulus’ leg. bc he has to go back to his own dorm in an hour so sirius doesn’t find out yet, bc he’d lose his shit, and james needs to protect what time he has.

the day sirius does find out, he can sit there and calmly explain while Sirius is yelling at him, being held back from throwing anything near him by remus. bc regulus is the love of his life, he plans to marry this boy, and he loves sirius, he really does, and he’ll end things with regulus if he has to, but he’s going to do everything in his power not to overreact and cause things to lead there.

the day james proposes to regulus, he stays on his knees in the garden regulus helped with in his backyard, holding the ring out above him waiting for an answer, without moving a muscle, no matter how hard he wants to let his foot move or fingers tap, bc goddamn it this moment it special and he’s not going to ruin it by dropping the ring, and he’d rather remember this as the second best day of his life ( second only to the actual wedding day ), and that wouldn’t happen if he dropped the ring.

the day he marries regulus is another instance. as he watches regulus walk down the aisle in his gorgeous suit, he refrains himself from running to him, scooping him up, and carrying him the rest of the way, bc someone that beautiful shouldn’t have to ever lift a finger, but he doesn’t, and he doesn’t tap his foot, and he doesn’t run a hand through his signature messy hair that he knows reggie loves, bc that his is fucking fiancé and he won’t miss a single bit of this, no matter what.

james potter may have adhd, or maybe he’s just really hyper all the time, but he will not miss the wonderful moments for anything, no matter what.

a/n: yo not me actually writing something on here

fucking finally

anyways , i’m kinda proud of this honestly. and it all started from me staring out the window , listing to chase atlantic. it’s the little things people.

somebody should request something simple like this , give me more writing motivation. also, if you liked it , please share , like , or reblog!

132 notes - Posted February 26, 2022

#2

the “when it’s finally me and you and you and me, just us and your friend steve do do do do do do do steve ”

but it’s eddie recording at the video store, nancy trying to flirt with robin, and steve trying to weasel his way into the convo for two reasons. 1) to be robin’s wingwoman. 2) he’s bored and eddie is ignoring him

138 notes - Posted July 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

the part that gets me the most about geraskier fics is when geralt messes up, causing jaskier pain, and as soon as he realizes what he did, and then his emotions are described as him “never having felt like the monster the humans called him as much as he did now.”

575 notes - Posted June 5, 2022

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