#Simon's scraps

[tiggerriot]

into the jungle

[gomzdrawfr]

split

[larrylimericks]

3Jul24

Si’d like to strike 1D gold twice, But your soul for his goal is the price. This modern-day Midas Is v-necked detritus — “Kindly fuck off” is highly advised.

[solradguy]

I thought the early 2000s "strong yet naked/mostly naked woman kept in her place by stronger, bigger, beast/monster or gang of racist caricatures" trope* was known by basically everyone but I mentioned it as a criticism of this older art book I'd flipped through recently to a friend and it turns out it isn't lol Maybe I've just read too many Heavy Metal issues... It used to be HORRIBLY inescapable in any sort of mature art scene back in the day lmao

*This trope is different from the pre-2000s one because the women usually look like they COULD fight back for at least a little bit whereas the previous trope had them be completely helpless damsels in distress

[olympain]

[mythrite]

Hear me out

Call of Duty meets Phighting

like ghost + hyperlaser

soap + subspace maybe?

könig + ban hammer

roach + someone from playground?

and i’ll make up matchups for everyone else later

Phighting is a game on roblox. 5v5. Three classes, melee, ranged, support. There’s a wiki if you want to humour yourself with the Lore.

I feel like being part of phighting and cod is very unlikely but y’know— why the hell not.

Ideas for matchups appreciated

[paramaline]

he’s my muse

[bebemoon]

“i think she’s delightful. she looks like a piece of cake.” | selkie “the ivory flower” gown, simone rocha “chantilly” platform mary janes w/ pearl bead detailing, christian dior “gloria” clear lucite and baguette-cut crystal choker necklace {c. s/s 2oo4} & ben-amun crystal fan pearl-drop chandelier earrings

[wall-e-gorl]

Starfall ocs! Simon (37ish, he/him), a traveling faeblood baker who sells "lucky bread", and Sons (16, she/her), whos name is totally Sons and is totally just his assistant and not someone who needs to get from point a to point b quickly and discretely.

They have a horse and cart that has a furnace on it, and they carve runes into the bread they make and sell it to passers-by as they travel, claiming that the bread will bring them luck. It does not, but it sells for a pretty penny to those who believe that it will. They dont have permits to do this but the idea is that they wont be stopped or found by those who enforce permits anyways.

[highfiveheroes]

will not be leaving here until i finish chapter 3 and then i will post it with no edits.

[aatc-j-bates]

Dug through some old af sketchbooks to find the series I thought of doing where the chipmunks do various musicals. This one is obv Newsies with Alvin as Jack Kelly, Simon as Davey Jacobs, Theodore as Crutchie, Brittany as Katherine Plumber and Jeanette and Eleanor were original creations blended into the story (Eleanor being a rare female newsie and Jeanette being an early suffragette with a lot of education about law). There were a couple more in the sketchbook but they look so janky I don’t wanna post them ^^’.

[freshlyslicedmilk]

I just watched all 4 Hot Fuzz commentaries on my super awesome Hot Fuzz DVD with bonus features. What an absolute delight that was.

[misterxsamsa]

If you were on JTHM Tumblr about a year ago, and I'm giving you inexplicable deja vu, it's because I used to be mister-samsa on here! I'm not going to get too into the Roman Empire-esque destruction of my last blog, but after an abusive relationship and being in a cult for a period, I'm finally feeling ready to get on my JTHM shit again.

[blessed-pineapple-cruncher]

hooked on the concept of Simon Blackquill suspecting Phoenix of being the Phantom because noone knows anythign about him pre-meeting Mia, except for Larry who just pops in an out of existance, and Miles who knew him for (at most) 1 year.

He could be anyone!

obv hes not but the thought of Blackquill trying to spygame him while he - poker master, master of the poker face; unkillable man; can see when someone has secrets; general fuckin weird guy - is either unaware-yet-perfectly avoids it [Phoenix: (I sure felt surprised. Maybe I had my poker face on.)] or knows hes being stalked and is just bein casual about it (outwardly, inwards u know hes collecting 1million data points)

the actual phantom thinks this is a great mistdirection until either he also becomes obsessed with "who the fuck is Phoenix Wright???" or Phoenix , completely unintentionally, proves without a doubt who the Phantom is via a series of insane events

[tezzaa]

you think marcy gets really weird cravings from growing up with apocalypse food scarcity and having to just eat whatever you find. being a vampire is an awful curse for many reasons but especially because she can't indulge in her childhood favourite meal anymore: rat stew with a side of nettles

[lesbiten]

juniper has tried to steal the following things from my bedside in the past 24 hours

-a cupcake (deadly)

-water (i didnt stop him but he didnt drink it either)

-a rubberband (could be deadly)

-chicken (was covered in deadly ingredients)

-ramen noodles (deadly)

-the leftover alfredo sauce in a bowl of pasta (deadly)