#Simo Häyhä Ror

[ferrets-are-noodle-cats]

[dragologist]

Which of the remaining fighters will walk into the battlefield like this:

My bets are on Loki or Nostradamus💀

[monochrome-cropcrown]

How people predict Simo Häyhä's round to be like

[misstimeladye]

Leonids and Apollo.

Needless to say who I'm rooting for. SIMPLY LEONIDS!

[meadowsw33t]

I’ll be 100% wrong but I’m okay with it.

My predictions for the next few matches not in order and won’t explain why as follows....

Simo Häyhä vs Anubis

Nostradamus vs. Loki

Rasputin vs Odin

Soji Okita vs Susanoo No Mikato

[bones4thecats]

Hi, absolutely do not take this as criticism, I'm just a huge history nerd, finnish, and very amused by your writing, but Simo Häyhä never fought a single japanese or german soldier as far as I'm aware. The war he fought in was against the russians, though you have the correct time period!

Again, not a criticism, just a little history lesson (I'm too nerdy about finnish history, sorry x>)

Don't worry Anon, I'm not taking this to heart! I'm quite into history myself but I wrote this in one of my free classes and my brain went dead whilst writing it. Thank you for the small lesson though! Now I have something to hold over the person who told me's head lol!

Ngl tho, Finnish history is quite interesting!! And I didn't mean to post it early, as I was going over it, I just have a massive headache soooo, heh.

But don't worry, it's been fixed, but that guy I got info from...

Anyways, my bad Anon, have a nice night!!

[charcutieri]

Finally someone who likes both of them as much as I do

I-

0_o

When I saw this boi, I just-

My gasp was probably heard from the bowels of the collectively large universe and I'm not sorry.

Like look at him-

He-

The dog, the mask, the eyeliner, just perfection, my boi Simo got a new fan.

I can't seem to insert the next ones photo but

QIN SHI HUANG

I-

WHY AM I SO IN LOVE WITH THESE CHARACTERS THIS IS BAD-

I love these bois who just have parts of their faces hidden like I loved liked Kakashi so we don't know where that came from.

If you love these characters as much as I do, I just wanna say, you have great taste in my humble opinion

[micah-drew]

Record of Ragnarok: How Many…

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How many shots will it takes for me to hookup with the ROR characters? Let’s find out!

Einherjar

Lü Bu: A GOOD…SIX I THINK? I don’t have much reasoning other than I’m pretty sure he bites

Adam: none, because it’s not happening!

Kojiro Sasaki: Uhh, 7?? grandpa doesn’t need to break a hip today

Jack The Ripper: I think 7 again? It just makes sense to me

Raiden Tamemoon: 3 for confidence, praying he doesn’t crush me

Buddha: pass, sorry

Qin Shi Huang: 2 for confidence, yeah

Nikola Tesla: 1 for confidence HE IS SO FINE OH MY LO

Leonidas: 3 for confidence because oh my lord, WHAT A MAN

Soji Okita: pass

Michel Nostradamus: blackout. deadass I need to be fully blackout for a CHANCE

Sakata Kintoki: pass, again

Simo Häyhä: probably not gonna hookup, but I’ll give him a little kiss on the cheek!

Gods

Thor: I THINK 7…NOT GONNA LIE IM A LITTLE INTIMIDATED..

Zeus: PASS. NOT HAPPENING N

Poseidon: probably 7, I feel like he’d insult me the whole time for taking so much shots but iTS FINEEE

Heracles: 2, for confidence. he’s like a teddy bear I think

Shiva: UHH…7, yeah 7 seems good

Hajun: pass.

Hades: 3 for confidence, thank you and we move on

Beelzebub: I love him, but probably 9 or close to blackout I’m gonna be fully honest

Apollo: 2 for confidence, why is everyone in this round so fine

Loki: PASS.

Hermes: I think 4?? yeah 4 seems good

Ares: pass, sorry bestie

Adamas: pass

Odin: IMMEDIATE PASS THIS GREASY MOTHERF

Aphrodite: 2 for confidence

Valkyries

Randgriz: I think 2 is good personally, no reason other than I’m shy

Reginleif: pass

Hrist: SOBER. FULLY SOBER OH MY LORD

Thrud: 1 for confidence! I like when tall women…

Göndul: 1 for confidence, again. can we kiss now

Geirölul: …fully sober or 1 for confidence, because oh my GOD WHAT A WOMAN PLEASE I AM ON MY KN- *coughs* sorry the demons won uh

Brunhilde: 3 for confidence

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Why did I do this instead of actually writing? I don’t know

Anyways Geirölul supremacy—

[pillow-anime-infos]

ror masterlist {einherjar ver.}

LÜ BU 

soon

ADAM

pregnant wife {headcanon ; sfw}

KOJIRO SASAKI

soon

JACK THE RIPPER 

pregnant wife {headcanon ; sfw}

RAIDEN TAMEEMON

soon

BUDDHA ; GAUTAMA SIDDHARTHA

“need some help, shortie?” {quote prompt number 14 + scenario | 574 words ; sfw}

QIN SHI HUANG ; YING ZHENG

pregnant wife {headcanon ; sfw}

“s-stop. someone is looking at us” {quote prompt number 50 + scenario | 624 words ; nsfw}

NIKOLA TESLA

pregnant wife {headcanon ; sfw}

LEONIDAS

soon

SOJI OKITA

soon

MICHEL NOSTRADAMUS

soon

SAKATA KINTOKI

soon

SIMO HÄYHÄ  

soon

[fatallucidity]

IM SOBBING THIS IS SO GORGEOUS

Simo my beloved

[hellany]

Im so excited for Simo Häyhä to fight in ROR cahse that man is gonna use a gun.

[misstimeladye]

I see that no one will do Simo's imagine, so I will, and I will make something really cute for my baby

[izanami462]

Sketchu de Simo resultado de las recomendaciones que me dieron. ♡ヾ(･ω･ヾ)

PD: las huellas son en representación de su perro.

[mizz-sea-nymph]

People like giving Simo a little scar on his face cause he got hit with a explosive bullet in the face but Imagine instead of a little scar,

when we finally see his whole face in ragnaork

We see that the scar or well the injury from the bullet is actually historically accurate-

Like I’m just spit balling here- I’m being a silly Billy ik but like I love to imagine the reactions of people (mainly Simo simps hehe I’m sorry-)

will have if that’s the case-

Idk I’m pretty fucking imaginative-haha 😰

Either way Simo is great tiny scar or historically accurate face either way CANT wait to see him in action. 😤👍🏽

[lady-delamort]

Headcannon (Simo Häyhä)

When I saw that Simo Häyhä had an animal companion, it reminded me a bit of Red Hare with Lü Bu.

The puppy appeared in the official image of Simo, as in the historical biography of him, he dedicated himself to taking care of dogs after he retired from the battlefield.

Imagining Simo's participation, I thought it would happen in a similar case like that with Lü Bu, that somehow, he and his cub would share a single soul / body. Seeing the dog helping him at some point. O well. Let the puppy be in the public.

The same way. AND IT IS NOT FOR CROSSING IT OUT.

If Simo dies, his little dog will cry heartily T — T 💔💔. Or the opposite, if he is successful, we will see the puppy run into his arms, all happy.

My heart is watering. 🥺💕

[holdyourwine]

spoiler warning

okay so i wasnt watching the third episode of ror and tonight i watched it, and i just realized the fighters list is already in there? shame on you, nesi, to always knows something too late but here are some thoughts i have for the fighters:

i know simo häyhä will be fighting and i was once thinking who will be his opponent ; and the thought itself gives me apollo's name. why?

simo was a long-range fighter, right? his main weapon is used for long-range, and according to other fights in ror, mostly their opponents will have some similarities with them— just like poseidon and sasaki's weapon, adam and zeus' fist, shiva and raiden's style of attacking. among all the gods in the list, the one who i think about will use a long-range weapon is apollo ; his bow. but it's all just a mere deduction!

the next thing that kind of bothers me is THE FACT THAT HADES IS NOT FIGHTING [cries in agony]

i really want to see his backstory, all the fighters will get their own flashback, right? the main reason why i want to see his backstory is also a chance of young poseidon appears— yes i'm desperate to see him again in manga panel, but not only that, i also want to know how did he lose his eye and other things about him as the eldest son.

next, there are rasputin, nikolas, and nostradamus. idk not going to sound judging but as jack the ripper's appearance is sure making me speechless —they are not fighters like raiden or lü bu or sasaki, yet jack is tolerable since he was a killer. but deep down of course i'm looking forward to their style of fighting pls it'll leave me speechless again i'm sure