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Lion King is a franchise that has always meant a lot to me, my favorite Disney movie of all time (and given the current climate, I doubt that's gonna change)
Now, if you didn't know, they're making a new move. Mufasa The Lion King, which promises to be the next introduction in a sprawling franchise of hyper realistic Lion King CGI movies, likened to Star Wars by Disney employees. It will be a prequel focusing on Mufasa's (and to a lesser extent, Scar's) origins.
Now, I could rant about how unfitting the animation style is, how souless and cash grab-y the whole things sounds, and how they go against pre-established Lion King lore (not even in cool ways) BUT, that's probably been discussed a thousand times since the movie was annnounced way back when, I wanna criticize (and poke fun at) a recent article.
"The first Lion King was criticized for being too close to the original." -CBR
Yeah, among other things. I think people would be a lot more forgiving if it was a good unoriginal remake.
"The latest prequel pushes the boundaries and tells a new story and Disney's live-action department can learn a lot from its performance."
Now this, THIS is the line that got me heated. Lemme just repeat the important part.
"The latest prequel pushes the boundaries and tells a new story."
THE LATEST PREQUEL PUSHES THE FUCKING BOUNDARIES AND TELLS A NEW STORT! (Paraphrased)
That is a demented sentence, holy shit. I don't think I need to spell it out, but it isn't boundary pushing to tell a new story, that's the default form of telling stories.
"Oh, but they're just saying it's an improvement on what the departments been doing."
Fair, but take this into account. Does Captain Assaultman deserve praise when he does the bare fucking minimum and stop assaulting people every time he does anything?
Anyhow, some other bits stuck out to me.
"Disney is in a fascinating position as it gears itself up for a potential Renaissance era anew."
Huh? Buddy, HUH?
Don't get me wrong, Disney's a century old, they've made movies bad and good, they COULD absolutely bounce back and make the greatest movies- nay the greatest stories ever told. But what have they done to imply a Renaissance? Make mediocre-at-best movies?
"renew them with original ideas and a live-action edge."
Did you have to say that? To my face?
"Disney strengthens its image and, more importantly, improves upon its storytelling again."
Yeehaw partner, that's right, yet another fat Disney win. Dear Mickey, this company doesn't know what failure means!
Seriously, this article is so shill-ish, it feels like a Disney bigwig wrote it themself.
1: I don't think Mufasa The Lion King being made strengthened Disney's image in anyone's eyes except, apperantly the goober who wrote this article. The movie has to fight an uphill battle to prove itself to audiences, and that is a GOOD thing.
2: What improvement on its story telling? Were you part of the test audiences? The movie could be an insult to the very idea of storys, like you watch it and just keel over from sheer bad writing. All you know they improved on is actually telling original stroies, which is hardly something to praise, as I've said.
Anyway, just wanted to rant about it. I'd like to close off by saying something nice though, the CGI used in the new Lion King remake and its upcoming prequel is genuinely gobsmacking, that stuff rocks. I just wish it was used in a good movie, and that instead of invading a franchise better suited to other mediums, it had a new IP (or an old one that didn't work so welll with the tech of the time) to really push the visuals to their fullest.
I'd be happy to hear your thoughts on Mufasa The Lion King!
#lion king#discourse#disney movies#movies#Silly article#rant#if any information presented is untrue or if there is any typos please correct me
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Ken Sato, outfielder for the Yomiuri Giants, comes clean about giant spending habits!
In a recent interview, All-Star player Kenji Sato confessed to spending absurd amounts of money on grossly large sports memorabilia— mostly his own.
��I have a good, totally plausible reason for it,” Sato had plead, unconvincingly.
Sato bat an average of .420 last season, which puts him among the best. “It’s— ugh. Hm. Erm. It’s.” Unfortunately, he struck out severely in attempting to explain his spending habits.
“Don’t knock it ‘til you try it!” Sato swore, but then refused to give exact numbers in terms of pricing for those who may want to “try it”.
For the readers not in the know, a 15-foot recreation of Sato’s jersey recently went viral when commission details were leaked to the public. Our interviewer asked for a comment concerning the jersey, to which Sato is quoted to have said: “Well. I guess you can say I have a pretty big fan.”
#ultraman rising#ultraman: rising#kenji sato#fanart#digital art#emi sato#ken sato#art#artists on tumblr#emi is his number one fan. that girl loves her dad so much#not mentioned are the GIANT aviators. the VERY LARGE ballcap.#included some silly doodles at the end#second one was drawn in magma 💔💔 sorry about the quality#I HAD to write a goofy article thing. Love the idea of the public and the media just seeing Ken do the weirdest things out of context#you best BELIEVE Kenji was grinning like an imp when he said that last bit#anyways unrelated headcanon Emi becomes a Tigers fan. kenji never recovers#signature is my real signature sorry for the confusion gang
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MY 1999 ‘SIGHT AND SOUND’ MAGAZINE ARRIVED!!
#HOW GOOFY IS THAT PICTURE OF THE NARRATOR ON THE COVER!!#ALSO THIS IS THE ARTICLE THAT MENTIONS THE HOMOEROTIC TONES#i learned after i had got it that i have alrady read this article on fight club in my Fincher interviews book#HOWEVER i love the silly pictures and cover that comes with it#and it has a bunch of other really cool articles like an interview with Soderbergh and one about Being John Malkovitch#(which is another of my favourite movies)#this is definitely one of my favourite articles on fight club and i’m so happy to have an og copy#fight club#tyler durden#the narrator#david fincher#fight club 1999#edward norton#brad pitt#helena bonham carter
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I have come to the annoying conclusion that many search engines are becoming super useless in trying to track down historical research without bending over backwards for answers. The amount of garbage that shows up in the results is so incredibly aggravating and has nothing to do with my search terms or questions. I cannot in fact "just use X search engines" apparently.
#history#culture#search engines#it's the most SIMPLE questions and yet I get nothing but sales sites and ai nonsense or real articles for something completely irrelevant#silly me trying to look up neat historical facts for world building purposes in things I wanna make#personal#personal ramblings
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Soundwave speaks in the 3rd person and no one blinks. He’s intelligent, respected even
But when Me, Grimlock-
#thinking ab how funny this disparity is#soundwave said fuck the first person fuck articles and fuck prepositions#it’s HIS silly little speech pattern and it has no room for this ‘grammar’ nonsense#grimlock however is written off as dumb for doing the same damn thing#I feel like grim could use him as a role model#transformers#maccadam#soundwave#grimlock#I hope everyone reads this in the voice of that one joker ‘SoCiEtY’ gay meme
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ur the best!! thank you laila <3
Actually thanking you for sending this to me because I’d never actually seen that interview before. And look at his dumb silly little face 😭
#need to poke his dimples with my tongue#miss those simple times when he could crack a silly joke and not have ten articles written about whether he’s serious about f1 or not :((#anyway he’s sooooooo pretty in this#the fuller face. the curls. truly the height of red bull beauty#anon ask#daniel ricciardo
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Look at these FREAKS
Original sketch :3
#god I love them#dr name pending#scp#scp foundation#art#scp fanart#dr alto clef#dr clef#dr kondraki#scp art#scp fandom#alto clef#benjamin kondraki#scp kondraki#scp alto clef#scp 963#scp clef#secure contain protect#secure#contain#protect#they’re so silly#also horrendously tragic but that’s totally unrelated#I used my catholic school’s computers to read random scp articles#scp 963 rewrite#yours truly nameless
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the summary of the monkees' movie head (1968) is easily in the top ten most jerkable wikipedia articles
#the Narrative 😩😩😩#if you watch this you do need to first watch a few regular episodes of the monkees and probably also read their regular wiki article#to appreciate the full extent of the disparity between 'silly goofy wholesome comedy' and 'surreal psychological horror'#these four guys were getting their ontologies absolutely fucked to pieces in real life#real and then fictional and then real and then fictional and then–#the monkees#head 1968
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the things my faves have to do…
#yuki tsunoda#liam lawson#i saw that Liam article and physically said “oh not again”#still rumors btw. do not use my silly joke as a news outlet
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#oscar piastri#f1#formula 1#I have a theory that he will have an even better contract next season#meaning he will be the first to receive improvements in the car#and probably better strategies. We'll see#If I were him I would do it🤔#If Lando wins this year and Oscar helps him#he must have something in return#oscar is not stupid he won't do it for free#article#silly yapping
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Are you going to give us the backstory/any fact for the laser siblings?
this ask made me. jump. are people interested in them?? dead ass??? because this is a great motivator
the answer is yes! i've got a lot of writing on my drafts waiting for me to pick back up on them (sweats nervously) - it's just that i uhh. suck. at words. it's a lot of work and i am unable to apply consistent amounts effort on anything everyday.
the SOUL CATALOGUE and silly fallen humans comics will be real, trust me. at a snail's pacing.
#inbox#artwork#undertale#fallen humans#the laser siblings#bravery soul#patience soul#wd gaster#gaster#thank you for liking my silly billies i have tons of fun imagining them#sorry for keeping it secret i want to be done with their soul catalogue article :sob:#feel free to ask me about them however! character development is my passion#and so is inserting them into the worldbuilding
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Dudes when they're sooooo sleepy
#bedhead tyler is my everything#he's so silly#Geoff on his way to snatch an article of clothing from the wardrobe of everyone he cuddles with#he'll wear them regardless of what size they may be#the world needs more tyleoff and I'm going to provide that content#they are eepy sleeby#total drama#td geoff#td tyler#tyleoff#tygeoff#td tyleoff#td tygeoff#my art#posing is hard#Geoff's stupid floral-patterned boxers
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"can't see the optics of attacking the only black woman in government" is actually so funny to me because, in keeping with the transphobia brand, it punts itself past the point entirely. her race and gender literally plays no part in him and so many others thinking that she's an absolute dingbat that has no business being minister for equality when it's clearly too big a word or concept for her to understand
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hey guys you know what's better than ONE unhinged scientist ?
#i had a vision of this ship when i read their wiki articles back to back#what's interesting is that even though they're so similar their limits are so different#test tube wouldn't have killed her teammates but pillow wouldn't have abducted a child#so if they were together they would probably have equal passion but clashing objectives and that can create so much tension#also they are just 2 weird girls studying eachother. sillies#bfdi#tpot#inanimate insanity#ii test tube#bfdi pillow#crackship#rarepair#bfdi dream theory#<- that's their ship name
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Exchange #6: Min's gift for Eden!
#danganronpa despair time#drdt#drdt secret santa saga#min jeung#eden tobisa#fanganronpa#you see min reads wikipedia articles in her free time and memorizes stuff so this has canonical basis#no silly here this one is REAL (/j)#my art#comic#fanart
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"The Boy With The Thorn in His Side"(x) - The Smiths × 2023 Strollonso moments + pundits' reactions
#baby's first web weave please be kind#frankly i could make a giant masterpost on my opinions on which Smiths songs fit which drivers/ships#i like their music a very healthy amount and I don't spend countless hours daydreaming to it...no....#but this particular song has been haunting me bcs i think it fits them super well!!#with their relationship dynamics and then the way everyone doubts their relationship#though its been hilarious watching the f1tv commentators kind of resign themselves to 'ah well ig this is what AMR/Fernando is like now'#went from being confused and shocked at their on track comradery to just accepting it for what it is#now theyre like 'ah yes lance dutifully lets fernando pass' compared to the previous ouright disbelief and denial#yeah thats right...theyre in love...what are you gonna do about it...#i think one day itd be fun to make a vid comp of all the times the commentators were ?????? at strollonso's lovey doveyness it is fun TO ME#it was really funny to look through shitty articles for negative comments#but the funniest part is that istg all of the articles just quote this one singular man who is hellbent on being a hater#i am in your walls peter windsor.#i think its silly when they bring in 'f1 experts' for their opinions ona drivers motivations and mindset#they act like such armchair psychologists like bruh your degree is probably engineering or journalism calm down!!#hehehe anyways happy with this!! i wrote it out on paper like a whole ass essay draft to brainstorm what to put#and then i scrolled thru the draft while listening to the song and im just EEEEEEE IT FITSSSSSSS#f1#formula 1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1#lance stroll#fernando alonso#fa14#ls18#1418#1814#strollonso#alonstroll#normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion
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