#Silly and dumb

[trashogram]

Sudden He Chose You AU feels on a random December afternoon?

You’re in Heaven but isolated from everyone else — kept in a silent room with just yourself and a clunky CB radio-looking thing. It looked like junk compared to everything else up here, but it was your most prized possession.

“Bah!” A high-pitched squeal sounded over the quiet buzz of static from your radio, winning an instant smile from you.

“Hi Charlotte!” Your voice started strong but frayed near the end. “Hi baby! Hi! Hello! H…”

The room blurred as your eyes watered, your smile pulling tight as you lost the battle to not cry. You didn’t want to let your baby down but the lump in your throat was thick and unmanageable. The other end of the line buzzed with what you imagined to be Lucifer shuffling anxiously as you cracked and fell apart without them.

“I…m… so-rry.” You tried again, tears streaming down without an end in sight.

“No, it’s okay!” Lucifer replied, sounding no better as his tenor came out plucked like abused guitar string. “I-I wish you were here. Then we could… heh. We could hug it out together or something.”

You sniffled, a laugh leaking out of you like the pitiful stream of a watering can. In your mind you saw Lucifer, smiling hopefully at his radio as if it were you. Your daughter was nestled carefully in his arms, warm and safe against his pinstriped vest.

“If we were together, no one would be crying.” You said after swallowing back as much sorrow as you could. “I’d juggle knives before I’d let a single tear fall from either of you.”

Charlotte cooed at your words as if responding, and you and Lucifer both laughed.

[pointyfruit]

When the lunch lady calls me honeybun

[xinnamoon]

Something I made for one of my classes. A parody of Hallmark movies since its the season.

Anyways here's Mallhark presents: (Not!) Home for the Holidays

Also extra doodle unrelated to the class underneath:

[pointyfruit]

Guys hlep im bei b hunted by wlves

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

H... hello billford people...

If I didn't have commissions to work on, I swear I'd be drawing nothing but these two all day. I'd have a fucking graphic novella by now dksjhjskgh

But these are some doodles I've done while slacking off. I really hope you like them, I've honestly been excited to throw my stuff into the tumblr billford pile (seriously, there are SO many of you making artwork, and you're all so talented?? It's wild. It's like christmas every day.)

So.. I hope you like these! I like to think about Ford when he's all gullible and infatuated with his muse... before he wises up to bills bs.

[kumzorg]

ooooh how i adore 3d models on 2d pictures im transporting myself there mentally

[o0kawaii0o]

ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

[pointyfruit]

Mfs can't take a compliment these days. I be like, "I uh.. I like your shoes," and then the mf will look at you like this.

Glossy Black Cockatoo

[canideadmeow]

something that I have really strong and firm opinion for, is that- me, personally, I am pretty dumb and I feel like one of the main purposes of my life is to make other feel less dumb about themselves (every once in a while), and the best part is that I don't even have to do anything to make them feel better 'cause my existence itself is enough for that : ]

[lungthief]

sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]

[qourmet]

this isn't the first time @cerbykerby had an idea that i've impulsively drawn... rest of the comic under the cut!

[erabu-san]

One of their first camp together

[jasileira]

some silly doodles of them

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

STILL thinking about drunk chess actually

stupid as hell bonus:

[doctorsiren]

“It would eat you alive, Sixer”

(Available as a print on my Etsy shop)