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sierrablaircoyle · 5 years ago

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Today I got dressed up to go to the grocery store 🥬

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#sierra blair-coyle #swimmin pool #diving

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theofficefantasyfootball · 4 years ago

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WEEK 5 - Wrap Up

You Pissing Excellence? It’s Week 5 - you better be!

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I can’t believe it but we are fast approaching the half way point of this fantasy season. And I know I have spent the past few weeks encouraging you and telling you it’s okay, don’t worry, there’s a lot of time left, you can do it kind of stuff- but the reality is - it’s time for some tough love. It’s time to get your crap together guys. I know there are lots of injuries. I know that there are issues with covid. Enough with the excuses. We know. Life is hard. In the words of the great Ricky Bobby - if you’re not first your last. Seems drastic and harsh but it’s true. Especially in 2020 fantasy football.

MOOSES ON THE LOOSES vs TuPADRE

Both Mitch and Andy are having great seasons. What a match up. 3-1 against 3-1 and you know neither one of these guys wanted to lose to the other. But this isn’t flag football for a bunch of Mllennials where everyone gets a trophy. Someone has to lose and this week it was Gullahorn. How did the Moose do it yet again? It really wasn’t that impressive. Just a few good numbers from Jacobs, Metcalf and the Rams Defense...otherwise it was pretty normal numbers from his side. Gully just didn’t have a big enough night from Kamara, which he was banking on...so he takes the loss. Congrats Mitch - you ARE pissing excellence.

TRADE WITH ME vs HOWARD

What!!!! Howard with only 65 points this week? Brett Rutledge after a 3 game losing streak - winning?!?!?! How? Well I will tell you how....Howard just sucked really really bad. I can’t remember the last time someone put up so few points. I mean - Gabe did last week but, well, I won’t go into all that. Rob, that was horrible. I know you know that and I know you also lost survivor so you are really wanting to forget this week but it will be forever remembered here on Tumblr. Congrats Brett. Maybe this is the spark you needed to get the Ricky Bobby mentality. Nice win!

BOOMER SOONER vs BACKDOOR BANDITS

Who thought Stu had it in him to put together a 142 point game and take down Kyle Allmendinger (a fantasy football legend). Very impressive Stu and a great win after two consecutive losses. I guess if you keep going and win another next week - we won’t consider this win a joke. Oh, wait never mind you play Brett next week so you better win! Congrats...I see big things on the horizon for you my friend. Kyle, I am at a loss. You move to 1-4. What the hell is going on? What are you doing down there in Little Rock during Covid? Are you working a lot? Building a house? Whatever it is - keep doing it!

LANAKILA vs FUNK GUY

Poor Dana. He just can’t catch a break with this Covid attack on the Titans, players on bye weeks, and as you saw from the group chat this weekend he is very passionate about league rules...tons of stress going on! And now you add a loss to end his 3 game winning streak. It’s not good. We all need to be concerned for him. I have seen it happen where a loss like this happens and then another and another and pretty soon a guy like Dana will be picking up only New York Giants off the waivers. It can go down hill so fast. Nice win Cliff. Big Monday night from Sanders and Brees. Congrats!

TREE HUGGERS vs LONG LEFT BALLERS

This was a fun one to watch. Scott had to put together a really good night on Monday night football to even stay in it...and I would say 15 points from your kicker does qualify as a “good night”. Scott benefited from the Saints going into overtime and those extra points kept him alive going into the rare Tuesday night match up...between the Titans and Bills. Bebo has Devin Singletary left to play and just needs 2.75 points to win. I checked after the Monday night game and the lowest Singletary has had this season was in week 1 against the jets he put up 5.30 points so unless the game is Covid Cancelled - I predict Bebo as the winner. (yes, writing on Monday night...habit). Good try Scott but these Long Left Ballers are getting good!

USUCK vs MR. AWESOME

Yeah, I’ll admit it. This is how I am feeling on Monday night...up by 71.64 points but Gabe still has Tannehill, Henry and Titans D to play on Tuesday night. Do I want good things for my friend Gabe...of course I do. I love the guy. Do I want to be the first one to lose to him this season? HELL NO! I should relax right? 71 points is a pretty big lead...but I keep doing the math and thinking it’s totally possible that this well rested Titans team could go off and every touchdown will be a toss to Henry from Tannehill and I am toast. Also, did I mention I lost Dak Prescott this week. So yeah, I am have a little panic and will amend if I don’t win but at 10:47 on Monday night I am thinking I am going to win. Hopefully.

SURVIVOR

Rob is out. 5 remain. Krippayne, Gabe, Dana, Brett, Gullahorn.

HIGH POINT WINNER

Yes - you guessed it...this week’s high point winner is STU JONES! With 142.90 points. Nice job Stu...$20 for you! So when choosing your Picture Prize I immediately thought pro female golfer...but then I stumbled upon rock climber Sierra Blair Coyle and I knew she was perfect. Blonde, fit, patriotic - all the things I thought you would like. I don’t know much about her except she’s very good at rock climbing and to rock climb you must be in wonderful condition. You can follow her on instagram at @sierrablaircoyl (no e on the instragram handle).

Also - BONUS PICTURE PRIZE...while googling - hottest female athletes - google filled in Inmates instead of athletes..and there are literally images of hot inmates / mug shots....LOL. Here was my favorite.