#Shivang's shenanigans

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Carrot seven: What effervescent beauty, impossible to truly comprehend. And freely given as a gift to me?! Do you know what you are offering? Your generosity knows no bounds. Surely the ability of this one humble carrot to provide sustenance for hundreds of individuals, near and far, whoever may chance upon it, would not be questioned. The modern equivalent of the biblical feeding the five thousand. I have begun to forget all carrots that have come before it, and it will endure until no carrots after it remain. It is the defining singularity. There are no fruits. There are no vegetables. There is only SRKarrot.

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When the boobicles are just begging to be fondled.. like they’re RIGHT there

(looks at srk)

this guy and his fucking tits are going to ruin my life

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🌵💧

Ah yes, of course. Like many wanderers before, you come to me in desperate times, seeking relief from the perilous wasteland before you. Come bask in this oasis dear one.

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HAHA I HUG YOU REALLY TIGHT (evil but overflowing with love)

I love you so much.

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let me boop you!!

You want to boop free, you want boop free. You want to boop free from my lies. I'm so self-satisfied you don't need me. You've got to boop free. GOD KNOWS! God knows, you want to boop free. You've fallen in love. You've fallen in love for the first time, this time you know it's for reeaall. You've fallen in love. GOD KNOWS! God knows you've fallen in looove. It's strange, but it's true. Hey! You can't get over the way you love me like you do! But you have to be sure, when you walk out that door... oh how you want to boop free baby. Oh, how you want to boop free... OH! HOW YOU WANT TO BOOP FREE! ... But life still goes onnn... you can't get used to living without, living without, living without me... by your siiide. You don't want to live aloOone! Hey! God knows! You've got to make it on your own! So baby, can't you seeeeee?! You've got to boop free? You've... got to boop free... You want to boop freeeeee... yeah. You want, you want, you want, you want to boop free...

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putting this ask so deep inside of you (platonic)

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SAVBHJHKSLJHGAS CHEAP PIXELATED SLUT

Please, a cheap pixelated slut was my father.

You can call me Pixle.

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okay whore

Shot through the heart and you're to blame. Darling, you give love a bad name...

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sorry about your identity crisis but yeah harrison ford's gonna have a red wrinkly huge thrombing cock

I hate.

Everything.

About this.

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your new banner KJHGFHJKL;

I feel like it works better with the new blog title as well.

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rock girl?? i love you

💍

🤲

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shackles you say? 😏😏😏😏

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"you're going down a path i can't follow"

"i mean it's not beyond me i could follow it but i like being your dramatic wife in this situation"

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well i guess i'll just send lots of love for today, i'll be there with the words soon tho...

Thanks friend. <3 Godspeed

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Hi uhm do you know this guy by any chance??

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forcing you to stay hydrated and love yourself