#Shitty Rigs

[thedailymobile]

“Get a Grip”

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[zionbaron]

love my shitty flashlight rig lol

[shittysawtraps]

Saw trap critic. She keeps doing bad shit so she can get trapped, gets out of the saw trap easily, and then writes an article rating the experience on her blog. She has thousands of followers. John fucking HATES her but trapping her just makes the cycle repeat, so he has to live with seeing “hydraulic press trap, didn’t move fast enough to be a threat, 4/10” all over the internet

[rapidhighway]

makes a sonic model from scratch for the 34954394th time

[moreespressoformydepresso]

AU where instead of a death game it's some total drama/survivor au where instead of fighting to the death the district kids just have to do challenges and vote each other out. may or may not have an already established elimination order and challenge ideas. the first challenge is some sort of relay race/obstacle course between tribute and mentor. brandy despite winning decides to get herself eliminated first to spite her mentor. honestly everyone else is up in the air

YES that’s hilarious and also Brandy would totally do that. Just come in last, no cares for the consequences, just to spite Arachne. I feel like the tributes would be hardcore rigging the games to get the result they want. The winner is the person with the best mentor (so probably not Coryo lol, even at his best he was not the best), then it’s whoever is best at challenges and/or who enjoys participating in them and from there the order is decided by rock paper scissors. They all bring their version of their A-game to the challenges, whether that means going for gold or dramatically fake fainting to get out of intense labour, and find the most ridiculous yet believable reasons to vote out whoever they’re voting out.

They’re definitely helping out kids like Wovey and Dill who can’t keep up that easily and they’re mostly just fooling around having fun, only to bring the most melodramatic acting Panem has ever seen to the voting because it’s funny and keeps them clear of problems for not being “entertaining” enough.

[lchbtch]

[Rigged version of a forest sprite plushie made by a friend. Available as a freebie on the 3DShard's forum

[un-pearable]

i’m sick of assholes on the internet claiming to understand beloved characters and yet being concerningly chill with extrajudicial murder so

[disregardcanon]

Still want to pound my head against a wall because no one warned Sejanus about Billy Taupe. Like Maude Ivory’s over here like hey please tell him that this guy is bad news!!! And no one! Does!

[schizononagesimus]

hey if i could stop being schizophrenic now that would be so cool i am so tired i am so tired

[climbdraws]

my exact thoughts on disenchanted

[cocolacola]

I have a lot of problems with WC3 Reforged artistically and design-wise, but holy shit they did not miss with this.

[arachnidiots]

peter parker belongs behind a sewing machine and pricking his finger with the needle he’s trying to stitch his suit up with. he belongs on the street, yelling at a car that almost hit someone crossing. he should have 10 job posting tabs open on his laptop at all times. he better have superglued his shoe while hopping on one foot on the sidewalk outside the walgreens to keep it from falling apart. he should be opening his first debit card that he almost always leaves at home

[mantisgodsdomain]

Worm fandom of Tumblr can we convince you to vote for our Cauldron-adjacent moth woman in exchange for goods & services. It has been nearly two years since we have actually read the source media and we don't remember 99% of canon but we can draw bug furries and we can be persuaded to reread Worm with the fresh mind of "we only remember watching Taylor's brainstate getting steadily worse while muttering "oh no that's us" the whole time and we literally could not name anything that happens in canon anymore".

For 1 vote we can be persuaded to rack our brain (full of holes) to try and remember any information about a given character for 1 victory we will reread Worm in a way where hopefully it sticks in our brain this time instead of dissolving out the sieve (maybe liveblogging). This is a serious offer because we take voter fraud very seriously. Please help us rig this tournament horribly so we can do war crimes to a fungus.

Voting link here. We are counting on you to consign us to reading Worm again.

[doodlboy]

Exploding every "make your own vtuber avatar dress up doll" app in the universe with my mind rn

[blackstar-gazer]

I am. so. normal. about Generation Loss :)

[ineffablemossy]

No thoughts only late 90s trance speeding down the Bypass windows down volume up and an 11min mix of Silence by Delirium remembering my first kiss