#Shitpost gone too far

[killjoyous]

[fareehaandspaniards]

I JUST LOVE HOW MICOLASH IS THE ONE FED UP WITH THE ALL THE BS FOR ONCE

THIS BITCH TORMENTS HALF THE FANDOM WITH HIS AWOO-ING BUT HE CAN’T HANDLE BOBER 💀💀💀💀

[norsesuggestions]

It is like. In 1930s sweden. Other children who was 12 and travelled by themselves to places using public traffic

Every. Single. Working. Class. Kid

Also actually lol. (Almost) Every single swedish 12 year old today

But for why i said that Jan Myrdal sounds spoilt. Your average swedish working class kid in the swedish 1930s

Quit school when they were 13. And then started to work. Like not to be all "back in the day" but my born in the 1930s maternal grandpa worked in a factory when he was 13. And! It is not even a story of some sort extreme poverty that he did so!

He was a normal working class kid, who had quickly found a job at the printing press when he was done with his mandatory 6 years of folkskola. He, and all his classmates who parents could not afford/or did not have good enough grades for further studies after folkskola

Well they... erm graduated for lack of better term, at 13/14 years old. Soooo

Meanwhile Jan Myrdal be like:

"The worst day of my childhood was when i needed to use the bus in new york that one time. Awful!"

Like lol...

[r0tt3n3ldr1tch]

Wait, since Vergil’s title “The Alpha and the Omega”…

Does that make him a switch in the omegaverse?

(I know practically nothing about the omegaverse so don’t mind me)

[wyrmofworms]

It's a 'Magic Candy'

[silvkatt]

Nya~!!! ✨✨✨

*dies*

Catboy Resh. Nothing more to say here.

Bonus art

Some previous doodles and the aftarmath of their feline feverdream.

This was supposed to be a shitpost but it turned into an artstyle experiment 😭😭😭😭

[batsinurbelfrey]

Happy Pride everyone, I should not be allowed near Photoshop

[humanteethmarksonhumanbone]

my mother made me order from the chinese anyways

me: *smtn smtn wontons*

person: were you wanting wontons or crab rangoons?

me *AMNEMSNDJSNDB CRAB RANGOONS??? Like the SILT VERSES??? RANE REFRENCE??*

me: …yeah can i get the crab rangoons…

[skadikaos]

my new guy of the week, his name is Scam Likely and he aims to be an archdevil

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

there's definitely a fourth branch joke to be made about the whole "kids are identifying as animals" non-story, i just can't work out what the funniest direction to take is

[lunarfeat21]

Me: *sits in the kitchen chair, does nothing*

Random thought: *Clampdown getting destroyed by one of those machines that split crabs apart*

Me: yes

Kinda like this:

[becausethathappens]

if i had a nickel for everytime rhett and link started randomly talking about how making an active effort to keep you and your bestie's relationship platonic as if that's a given in best friendships while everyone else around them politely nods in confusion, i'd have at least one nickel which isn't a lot but is definitely enough to fuck me up like what's wrong with them

[comradeacerbus]

Ai Sponge getting really deep for a second

[shiyorin]

I realized that I never had the thought of writing "x reader" in 40K.  But since losing a bet with my friend, I started to write it, and most of what I write on this blog is the result of my times losing to her.

[cant-afford-lobotomy]

I would like to suggest an amendment to the Geneva convention. In particular to the section on chemical warfare.

[starscreamingg]

fixing the uncuttable Toffee Block™ I made last night by boiling it again but this time with chocolate to make the cuttable Toffee Block™