#alas my daughter whom i made out of flowers specifically to participate in heterosexuality is identifying as an owl | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

oidheadh-con-culainn · 1 year ago

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there's definitely a fourth branch joke to be made about the whole "kids are identifying as animals" non-story, i just can't work out what the funniest direction to take is

#alas my daughter whom i made out of flowers specifically to participate in heterosexuality is identifying as an owl #my sons who were animals are identifying as humans. we haven't talked in ten years. this isn't my fault #i was forcibly transitioned into identifying as a deer a boar and a wolf by my own uncle. this ideology has gone too far #fourth branch shitposting

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