#Shirou harem

[pyropsychiccollector]

Harem Deluxe: Night at Okinawa, Part 2

Rin: That's the last time I bet money against psycho goths. >////<***

Waruna: Eh? You lost a fortune, too? ಠ_ಠ

Rin: Oh, they got you, too did they? :P I should've known that bitch wasn't going just after me... But I feel a little bit better about myself if I pretend she did. ಠ_ಠ

Waruna: Meh. It's not that big of a deal. "Never bring more than you're afraid to lose," and all that. 'Sides. Yoshiko and Guillaume are working on winning everything back. The gothic lolita queen is toast. :P

Rin: >___> Yeah, well... I don't need no charity. *puffs cheeks, knowing Luvia is hitting the gambling tables now, just so Rin has to repay her for getting her riches back*

Waruna: Wouldn't dream of it. I don't even know you. Yuma's the overly generous dork between us. I make sure no one walks over him like a doormat. :P

Rin: Yuma? ಠ_ಠ Who's that, your brother?

Waruna: Uh, ew? No? ಠ_ಠ Yuma's my boyfriend.

Rin: >////////////////<*** Wh-Wh-What the hell are you doing talking to me about your bf?! Are you an exhibitionist!?

Waruna: What's that supposed to mean?!?!?! (╬≖_≖) Do you want a kick to the gonads?! (╬≖_≖)

Rin: I bet next you'll talk about your long walks together!! The sweet gifts he gives you!! What a chef of a man he is!!! >/////////////<*********

Waruna: How is that dirty or perverted?! Every girl should brag about their man. (╬≖_≖)(╬≖_≖)(╬≖_≖)

Rin: Y-Y-Y-Y-You're shameless. >//////////////////////////<*********** D-Dirty slut.

Waruna: (╬≖_≖) ... You're too shy to talk about your man, huh?

Rin: Shiro has nothing to do with this!!!!!!! ٩(๑ `��´๑)۶

Waruna: ≖‿≖ Shiro, eh.

Rin: ........... Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Shut up you ch-chattering skank. >//////////<***

Waruna: I am going to slug you, bitch. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

Rin: Bring it, hussy. (╬ಠ益ಠ) I'll dish out way more than you can give!!!!!!

Shiro: (✿◠‿◠);;; *was on his way back to Mitsuzuri with her drink* Why does Rin have to make a scene now...?

Yuma: *a few feet away* ಠ_ಠ If it's not Pucci, it's Waruna. *sigh*

Shiro: Hmm? Is that one yours? (✿◠‿◠);;; S-Sorry about this. Rin doesn't mean anything bad, she just.... sometimes doesn't want to express her feelings...

Yuma: (✿◠‿◠);;; No, no. Waruna has this habit of teasing and prodding people, getting them worked up.... I'm pretty sure I should be the one apologizing.

Shiro: ಠ_ಠ *thins lips* Nonsense. I take full responsibility for this oversight. I could never ask anyone else to shoulder that burden. ಠ_ಠ

Yuma: ಠ_ಠ *thins lips in return* Yeah, no. You're better than me in every way. And I don't even know you. This is all my fault. ಠ_ಠ

Shiro: ಠ_ಠ I'm going to make this up to you and your girlfriend.

Yuma: ಠ_ಠ Not if I make it up to you and your sweetheart first.

Shiro: ಠ_ಠ

Yuma: ಠ_ಠ

Rin: Why are you the one apologizing for me, Shiro?! What the hell?!(╯°□°）╯It's this bitch poking her nose where she doesn't belong!!!

Waruna: Yuma, you gotta stop putting yourself down like that!!! (❋•益•❋) This tsundere is the one who can't or won't accept her true feelings!!!!!

Rin: Excuse me?! I'm not tsundere!!!!! (❋•益•❋)

Waruna: You shitting me?! You look up a definition in the dictionary, and there's a picture of you right next to it, bitch!!!!! (❋•益•❋)

Rin: >///////////////<*** Your boyfriend is a dwarf.

Waruna: >///////////////////<*** And yours is some boyband reject.

Rin: Boyb...?! Shiro would never be that shallow or put himself out like that!!!!!!! I bet your dwarf is looking up all the girls' skirts, though! :P

Waruna: (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) You sure? How many girls does he got lined up?

Rin: . . . J-Just the two of us. >_____>***

Waruna: (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) Oh, so you're monogamous? Reallyyy...?

Rin: I-I meant me and my sister, you bullheaded jerk!!! >///////////////<***

Shiro: ಠ_ಠ Rin, I know you don't like the others, but you know there's you, Sakura, Mitsuzuri, Illya, Luvia, Reines, Saber, and... Taiga-sensei. ಠ_ಠ

Rin: . . . D-D-Don't just broadcast your love life like that, you idiot!!!!!! >////////////////<*********

Waruna: (╬≖‿≖) Eight of you, huh. Yuma's much more restrained~

Yuma: ಠ_ಠ Uh. I'm pretty sure counting Shinigami there's eight of you, too, Waruna-chan. You, Yoshiko, Kurane, Kurumi, Pucci, Fubuki, and Guillaume. ... And Shinigami.

Rin: (╬≖‿≖)

Waruna: Ughhh...! Why'd you give her free ammo like that?! (╯°□°）╯

Shiro: I'll leave you guys to hash this out. (✿◠‿◠)* I'm gonna bring some complimentary drinks. On me.

Yuma: (✿◠‿◠)* Nonsense, they'll be on me... *speed-walks to the bar with Shiro*

Rin: Ugh... Why do boys have to be such idiots?! ಠ_ಠ

Waruna: I think it's sweet they're such gentlemen. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Rin: >______>*** You eyeballing Shiro now, skank?

Waruna: Guys can be gentlemen even if you're not dating them. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) You're oddly possessive for someone who's so quiet about their love life.

Rin: (⊙▂⊙✖ ) That's not...! I'm not...!!! >________>*** Just shut up. Shut. Up.

Waruna: I betcha a mil that I can propose to Yuma before you do. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Rin: What kinda wager is that?! Σ('◉⌓◉’) Shiro would be devastated if he's not the one proposing to us...!

Waruna: Is that your excuse? (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) Shiro's gotta juggle eight of you, so you're just gonna let him do all the legwork for your marriage? Suuure, that sounds fair and proper. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Rin: (人◕_◕) . . . . . . . . . Are you calling me a lazy-ass?! (❋•益•❋)

Waruna: Well, I'd never invite you over for dinner. Freeloader. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Rin: (❋•益•❋) You bitch!!!!! I'll give Shiro the awesomest wedding ever!!! You'll be the dirty, rotten cheapskate eating my dust!!!!! (❋•益•❋)

Waruna: (❋•‿•❋) Good thing I have real friends to depend on~... I'll do a joint proposal with Yoshiko, Kurane, and Kurumi. (❋•‿•❋) That one mil is mine.

Rin: W-Well, I'll...! . . . ;;;>______> **I know Sakura will help me out... Maybe Mitsuzuri.... But if I start talking with any of them about wedding stuff, I know Illyasviel, Luvia, and Reines are gonna conspire against us...! And Taiga-sensei and Saber will just butt in!!! Ugh...**

Makoto: ಠ_ಠ *at the bar with Sayaka, watching Shiro and Yuma try to outdo each other with their orders* ... *opens his mouth*

Sayaka: *clamps his mouth shut with one hand* Makoto, don't you dare take responsibility for their girls' shenanigans. (✿◠‿◠)***

Makoto: ಠ_ಠ But I can help...?

Sayaka: I said no. (✿◠‿◠)***

[beanghostprincess]

"Issei senses bad energy from Rin" you mean jealousy?

[noa-ciharu]

Doing totally serious research here

[eizneckam]

the realest criminal act of heaven's feel is giving us approximately ten minutes of absolutely amazing shirou and kirei interactions and then never again because the two most interesting characters in the novel are banned from ever appearing in any real meaningful capacity in spinoffs because they lack boobies

[mairyuu]

Kamui's dumb 🥺 twink self: *exists*

Every bi, gay or straight man in X:

[noa-ciharu]

May I offer 🥺-ing:

Clamp Ship Mega Tournament

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

Every time I see a "Shirou is just a bland harem protagonist and is the worst part of F/SN" takes I've come to realize this is largely a take that's predicated on the anime and not from reading the actual VN. It's really important to note that all the F/SN animes are 3rd person, which means we're observing Shirou and not really getting much if any of his internal monologue, while F/SN is in the 1st person. It's told directly from the experience of Shirou, and we get to see all that Shirou is thinking about it, including the ways his trauma literally shapes who he is and how unhealthy attachment to the ideal of a hero at the expense of the self.

But perhaps the funniest thing that really highlights how kind of clear this becomes is that the prologue of F/SN is told from Rin's perspective, and we actually for the only time in the VN really see Shirou from a 3rd person perspective, and he's described as kind of weird. There's nothing really inherently magnetic about him for some bizarre reason, he's actually described as putting people off. He's the kind of guy who will very quickly agree to help you but would rather go to work or go home than actually do anything particularly social. He's maladjusted enough that his three closest friends are Issei, who grew up in a temple and is largely utterly devoted to it, Shinji, who is more of a legacy friendship and actively uses Shirou, and Taiga, who is basically his mom.

The idea that Shirou is bland should probably be instantly destroyed by the time you get through like 5% of the game, because he's actually kind of a creature.

[guujikaroko]

Everyone jokes around Shirou having Harem Protagonist EX but the real harem protagonist is Artoria, isn't it.

The VN protagonist that cooks? Falls for her. The lady with very specific fetishes? Goes after her. The arrogant dude who thinks he has everything on the palm of his hand? Can't help but pursue her. The band of warriors who joined under her banner? Would kill themselves ten times over in grief of letting her down. The one knight that watched over her to the end? Loyal beyond eternity. All the heroes that came before or after her? Nothing but longing for her brilliance.

Like, she got e v e r y o n e, that shit's crazy. Otome game when, Nasu?

[sugary-sheep]

shirou/sakura/rider

(shirou/sakura)*

(sakura/rider)*

sakura/rin

(shirou/rider)*

taiga/shirou

taiga/illya

shirou/rin/saber

illya/shirou

== silly threshold ==

caster/saber

rider/ayako

sakura/shirou/illya

taiga/sakura

shirou♠️archer OR shirou♣️archer w/ rin auspistice

taiga dojo 40 (she deserves her harem ending)

caster/issei

(*I prefer to think about these in the context of the first polycule, so they don't count as separate rankings imo.)

[luckythereviewer]

Not just Tamamo, Nameless, Gil, and Sakura and BB all got shafted Post CCC going into Extella. We already talked about how things with Tamamo, poor Nameless/EMIYA feels like he's only being dragged into the EX series at this point because he was in the original and we have to keep him around, even with how badly CCC Hakuno treats Nameless.

Then you have the Gil route where they finally made Gil a proper character and, as an unintended side effect, created the ship I would consider the one that has the most vocal minority surrounding it.

And then you have Sakura and BB thanks to CCC and the CCC Route Ending where you have BB die, get brought back in SERAPHIX in FGO, only to have her be assimilated by a Servant BB who has little to no recollection of Hakuno whatsoever and is basically the Nero Bride, Void Shiki, and 3rd Ascension Arc for BB and then we have the CCC Route ending where Hakuno and Sakura escape the Moon Cell and that plotline gets dropped and basically forgotten about.

And lets not get into Rin and Rani both being set up as partners for Hakuno in Extra and CCC starting off with both of those options only to basically do nothing for the rest of the game and them being left behind in the transition from Extra to Extella.

Point is: Hakuno ended up having a lot of ships created thanks to Extra and CCC and all the options Nasu created, likely throwing everything at the wall and seeing what stuck, and once he got settled on HakuNero around FGO and Extella being made, it was too late as all the other ships had been recognized, to an extend *Cough* Nameless *cough* Gil *Cough* Rin and Rani *cough cough*, enough that Nasu couldn't just drop all of them for HakuNero and has been trying to slowly make the remaining prominent ships be written off as no longer relevant i.e. Tamamo moving onto Ritsuka in FGO (or at least trying to as the HakuTamamo shippers are very stubborn about letting go, especially thanks to Foxtail being HakuTamamo focus but I can see that manga leading to basically giving an out for that ship) and SERAPHIX where you had Lip, Melt, and BB move on from Hakuno to Ritsuka and I guess Nasu deciding to leave Hakuno and Sakura from the CCC Route to just chill out in their own timeline to be happy together and never further elaborate on those two.

Which leads to Extra Record and the question of are we going to be back to square one with Hakuno having a lot of characters that are putting up clear shipping flags like it was in Extra or are we going to have those flags be reserved for Nero? Because it feels like if we are going to reestablish the EXverse as a whole (I'm under the belief that we aren't getting another Extella game, or if we do it'll be a remake, and record will basically be a reboot for the EXseries) and, if that's the case, it's important that Nasu actually clarifies the HakuNero ship being the main one early on as to prevent what happened with Extra and CCC from repeating itself.

I should also say that despite some of my annoyances, i do feel sympathetic to Tamamo fans.

I mean, in the original Extra, Tama was in every way as valid a choice as Nero. And unlike Nero, Tama is clear from the get go she wants to wed Haku. That just begs shipping them. She just seems like cute mikon waifu with perhaps a darker side, but who doesn't have one in Fate?

Then CCC comes out, and Nero marries Haku instead. Ok, well that's still just Nero's route and Tama has a route too, and neither route is more canon than the other right?

Then Extella and ExLink. Nasu comes out and says that Nero is Haku's true servant/lover and that Nero marriage end is canon for all intents and purposes. TamaHaku isn't resolved though, because that would make a fan backlash and we don't want that. Better to keep Tama fans engaged and clinging to hope. So instead, Tama is relegated to a possessive and toxic foil, doomed to lose to Nero in what she wants most.

Then, to top all that out, Grand Order goes ahead and perserves the sanctity of NeroHaku by creating Nero Bride (with a character bio that once again asserts NeroHaku marriage as canon). Meanwhile, what does Tama do? Slowly but surely jump ship to Ritsu. Again reminding us that Nasu values NeroHaku while Tamamo and TamaHaku is red meat to throw to those still clinging to the early days of the original Extra.

Like, seriously, it's rough. Tama got shafted hard. It shows just how disjointed the result is when the fans want one thing and the writer wants another.

[nasuversekinkmeme]

Prompt Spotlight: pages 6-10

Prompts from the first five pages of this blog which, to my knowledge*, have not been filled.

*I’m doing this from memory, I might have missed a fill or two. If there’s a prompt here that has already been filled, well, give it another fill.

TSUKIHIME

Satsuki/Shiki yaoi (Satsuki is trans (ideally sfw))

smut, Akiha and Arcueid drinking each other blood and them having extremely wild and primal sex

The cast of Tsukihime but they're a 80/90s comedy sitcom

FATE/STAY NIGHT

saber and rider should make out and fight to break the other's composure

smut, some kirei/claudia sexytimes as well, mayhaps? 👉👈 maybe in a chaldea/fgo au?

Rin/Saber/Shirou, Saber as middle spoon/shared goods?

FATE/ZERO

Kirei/Kariya humiliation please 🙏

I ask for Iskandar x Waver content as I’ve read like every fic of them on ao3. Waver could be in his fate zero appearance or his case files one I do not care. Don’t care wether it’s smut or fluff both are fine.

FATE/HOLLOW ATARAXIA

Caren and human Angra fluff, they're extremely weird but also somehow cute

EL-MELLOI CASE FILES

age gap, I wanna see Gray having a crush on Waver! Bonus points if it's completely unrequited, and Waver doesn't even register her flirting attempts as anything other than her being painfully awkward.

FATE/APOCRYPHA

Transmasc or enbie Mordred(and if you are goin the smut route give him the dick that he deserves.)

FATE/EXTRA

I think Nero should get her own Harem, as a treat

FATE/GRAND ORDER

Mash and Guda (Whichever gender) double teaming Barghest. Big dog deserves some love.

Maou Nobu divides herself between her three personalities and goes full offensive against Okita, both romantically and sexually

smut, Femdom + bdsm with Scáthach and Lancer Li? I think Li Shuwen needs to be tied up

Could we get some vore going? Perhaps Barghest swallowing down Gudako and or Mash after some passionate lovemaking?

Hello! I have a request for my rarest of pairs, Cu Chulainn and Robin Hood. Can be sexy can be fluffy, I just desperately need ship content for them.

not gonna anon cuz everyone knows me lol ... anything with big!andersen x dantes please!! something fluffy, smut optional. maybe they have a modern grand tour or they learn new things about each other ?!?!

smut, Gudao getting his ass tailfucked by Ibuki Douji.

Something with Gawain and Barghest? It doesn't matter if it's platonic or romantic. I just like seeing them together.

Medea x Nyalter, Hurt/Comfort for the soul? "Friendly" kisses perhaps? Sprinkled all over maybe?

smut, Some Beast hatesex between Kiara and Kama, perhaps

smut, Caenis accidentally being the sexiest and most charming being in all of Chaldea and accidentally creating a following of extremely thirsty woman (futa + smut)

ANY/MANY

Can i ask for a little bit of selfcest? Just someone lusting after an alternate version of themself, perhaps?

smut, Just. Any glory hole content. Please.

Either one of the married couples getting absolutely destroyed by their wives but mostly either Ryoma and Oryou or Rama and (someday) Sita

[pyropsychiccollector]

Harem Poll 2/3 (do-over)

Since I've been doing content for Natsu's harem... I feel I should be equal opportunity here. (人◕ω◕) I'll pick... 3 smaller harems to do a similar infodump kind of thing. A way to get to know the characters better, and how the harems tick. And even better, for the time being I'll focus on harems I haven't brought up too much. ... So no Makoto or Hajime yet... But they get their day in the sun a lot. At least on my blog. XD

I'm gonna run some polls here. We will get to hear about all these lovely girls and how they get along with their man. (人◕ω◕) However, as I am in a generous mood, I will let fans elect who I focus on first. ... This may backfire, but I will attempt a democracy. The gist is, the winner will get a post where I elaborate on the ship, throw in some headcanons, and how they get along with the other members of the harem. All I'm doing is showing love for harems here; if you're a fan and want to support your fav characters, go on and vote. I'll keep polls open... for a week, cuz there's only the two options. If I only did a day, I'd imagine there wouldn't be many participating... So I'll leave the window open for a week. See who bites. (人◕ω◕)

Just speak up if you love a character and want to see them first. (人◕ω◕) I'll be getting to all of them regardless, there are no losers here~...

Author's Note: I messed up in the initial posting, didn't make it go for a week. :P I'm fixing it now. So, if you guys want to take another crack at this, go ahead. Apologies for the screw up. ... And ignore that first choice of a Lenny face. I don't know how that got there. Tumblr glitched up. @___@

[fatestayyuri]

Shirou Emiya has a harem the same way a grain field has a harem of swarming locusts

[versegm]

The trope of the "harem protagonist," as it is usually played out, is one that bores me to tears. Multiple characters being SO into one dude but constantly pussyfooting over what relationship they have and Which One Will Win is a power fantasy that does nothing for me. I hate it.

However I absolutely fucking LOVE it when a story takes that trope and makes it actually poly and/or an actual open relationship. Shirou has ship teasing with everyone in Fate/Hollow Ataraxia, but he also explicitely go on dates with all these people and kiss them (and in the bonus chapter fuck them) so even if you could argue about alternate timelines and time loops or whatever it still fucking owns. CoC2 allows your character to fuck left and right and to be married to like five people at once, but everyone makes it really clear that this is a setting where people are rarely if ever exclusive and your various spouses are usually cheering and clapping whenever you score. I eat that shit UP.

[xbuster]

For a lot of visual novel protagonists, it’s hard to imagine how they manage to gather entire harems with how there just isn’t much that would make them all that likable to a number of girls in a short amount of time, but Shirou is just so effortlessly likable that you have to wonder how everyone hasn’t fallen for him already.

[madmanwonder]

Ask

Crossover

How would Shirou's harem react to Starfire kissing him to learn his language when they first meet? And then kiss him again to stake her claim on him.

[Sorry, sent that to the wrong blog at first]

Not well to say the least.