#Shen Yuan and his siblings transmigrate into PIDW and are all Cang Qiong peak lords… the previous Cang Qiong peak lords au

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For the family transmigration au, will sqh be svsss sqh or pidw sqh? cause I'm just imagining svsss sqh going "transmigratersaywhat" and sy goes "what", chaos ensues. WAIT what if sy meets mbj when barging in on sqh and rates him on whether or not he's good enough for his head disciple like some sort of protective parent?

You know what would be real amusing? Shen Yuan is dealing with PIDW Shang Qinghua...

And Airplane transmigrated into the body of OG!Shang Qinghua's father and had to single-dad parent the OG cannon fodder from baby into adulthood.

Here, his writing skills came in real handy and he became a best selling author (again), which allowed him to work from home and take care of his baby/toddler/kid/teenager on his own.

(Man, it's a good, if sad thing, that Airplane's "wife" died of childbirth because he has no clue how to interact with woman. Plus he doesn't swing that way so... yeah.)

But yeah, Airplane is OG!Shang Qinghua's dad... and in this AU, Mobei Jun discovers that he does have a DILF kink because why not. LOL.

OG!Shang Qinghua: SOS send help. What to do when your evil boss developed a crush on your father??!

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Meta Fic rides again

I'm a little stuck on how to word something in my Nano 2020 project so I decided to take a break by trying to read “Scum Villain’s Self Saving System” again and failed horribly because I got to the part when Binghe comes back and my interest died a quick and messy death for yet a third time. Someone write me a giant pile of gen-fic and LiuShen AUs to heal my heart.

Here, I’ll start us off:

Spite and Fury (or; PEDW is a hive of Scum and Villainy)

So bitter-old-man!Madara dies of old age after he passes his Epic Revenge Plot over into Obito’s keeping, and the Sage’s knockoff-brand cycle-of-transmigration peels Indra’s chakra out of Madara’s soul - which results in dying!Madara having a screaming ragefit that sends his spirit-and-chakra careening through the void between worlds

At which point shattered-and-fragmenting-more!Madara gets into an altercation with the System and since the System is a little bitch it tosses Madara into the worst possible Fate it can think of (see: PEDW)

Transmigration bullshit and Sharingan fuckery smash into each other in a gigantic clusterfuck of asspulls

Madara is missing bits because Indra’s imprint got ripped out

The Shen Jiu base soul is missing bits because torture and previous abuse of his character by the System

The resulting villain amalgamation is Not Pleased

Instead of landing in the divergence point chosen by the System - aka the Qi deviation fever shortly after Binghe arrives at Cang Qiong Sect – we instead have the jigsaw puzzle mashup of Mads-and-Jiu land in baby-slave Jiu’s body

The good news is Madara and Jiu stop fragmenting because they end up woven together - they’re stuck together as an almost-single person only with two different sets of memories

Character exploration is going to be an EVENT

Also the Madara part of them is really happy with the silky smooth hair

Also Yue “lets-Binghe-kill-him-because-he-thinks-Shen-Jiu-is-dead” Qi is cast is a much better light when compared to Senju “stabs-his-sworn-brother-in-the-back” Hashirama

So Mads-Jiu plays it close to canon for the first few years - the only real difference is that he tags his Jiejie with a tracking seal for after he escapes from slavery - he’s not leaving his ability to find her again up to chance or developing a reputation as a whoremonger if he can help it

When he gets bought by the Qiu is when Mads-Jiu starts being a manipulative little shit like we all know he is

Xanatos-pileup-or-bust!Mads-Jiu basically lets Yue Qi escape alone because he NEEDS Yue Qi to become Cang Qiong Sect Leader for his long-term plans to work properly

So Mads-Jiu warns Yue Qi that if he has to be CAREFUL because cultivating is dangerous and if Yue Qi comes back missing any pieces then Jiu will cut the EXACT SAME BITS OFF HIMSELF

And so Yue Qi is EXTREMELY safety conscious and the life eating sword drama is avoided entirely

Of course he’s also taking longer to reach his initial strength levels than in canon because he isn’t rushing

So there’s nothing like Yue Qi showing up early to trigger a plot divergence alert in the System

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Mads-Jiu is more pragmatic regarding Qiu Haitang’s so-called innocence this time around - and so he arranges for her to catch the Creeper Qiu bro abusing and assaulting Shen Jiu

Haitang is HORRIFIED AND DISGUSTED to see what her brother is doing to her fiancé and also TERRIFIED by the fact that he talks the entire time about how sweet it’s going to be when it’s HAITANG under him

The Qiu burn on schedule but Haitang kills her fair share - double Qi deviations FTW!

The system does not notice such a minor change in the background events - Jiu kills the Qiu, burns down their house, and Haitang survives the fire with vengeance raging in her heart

Mads-Jiu kills the demonic creeper that was hanging around because ew no and also keep your hands of Haitang

Again, it’s too close to canon for the System to notice - Jiu killed him in defense of a “childhood friend” so hahaha again

Instead of being used as a stalking horse by an evil master Mads-Jiu runs off with Haitang to track down and rescue his Jiejie

Shenanigans ensue

Afterwards Mads-Jiu “has an idea to help find Qi-ge” by asking around for him at the Immortal Alliance Conference

Of course there are more shenanigans and Yue Qi saves all three by claiming that they’re Cang Qiong disciples - so of course he drags all 3 of them back with him and wibbles at the current Sect Leader until he lets them all join

Still (mostly) following canon! Ha! So no “punishment” events get triggered in the System (which is mostly dormant because the Protagonist isn’t born yet XP)

Qiu Haitang was supposed to join a Sect! Jiejie got sold on schedule! Shen Jiu killed the Qiu and his “first master”! Yue pesters his Shizun into letting his sibling(s) join the Sect in an unorthodox fashion!

But the devil is in the details

And the devil’s name is Uchiha Madara

Jiejie ends up as Peak Lord for Talisman Peak because magic and seals saved her before

Haitang ends up Peak Lord for Hidden Peak because she refuses to be caught unawares by a dangerous secret ever again... also because she’s a mean sneaky bitch and owns it

Having more than one sibling for the Sect Leader to blatantly favour means less wholesale resentment directed at Mads-Jiu as well

However the Jiu part of them has memories from PIDW and also SVSSS - so he knows that shit is going to get horrible once Su Xiyan gets knocked up

Obviously the answer is to seduce all of his fellow peak lords into a glorious polyamorous clusterfuck so as to promote skinship and pack bonding and harmony among the sect leadership

(It worked for PIDW Binghe with his wives and SVSSS Shen Yuan with getting Bing-mei to chill his tits after all and nobody can trip you into bed quite like a shinobi)

And so Cang Qiong’s family aesthetics get rocked so hard that instead of panting after his Shizun baby disciple Binghe decides to seduce his peers...

... and his rivals

... and other sect’s disciples

... and the occasional demon

Mads-Jiu is really proud of his baby demon lord but makes sure not to single Binghe out - instead every Qing Jing disciple gets rewarded and punished at the same time

It promotes bonding! And teamwork!

And prevents the utter destruction of Mads-Jiu’s chrysanthemum via oversized demonic pillar!

There is totally going to be an extra where Mads-Jiu realizes that the average size of a male cultivators pillar is DANGEROUSLY EXCESSIVE

NOBODY NEEDS THAT MUCH PILLAR

Even HIS pillar hasn’t escaped the curse

BIGGER IS NOT BETTER!

How the fuck is he supposed to fight if he can’t even wear pants comfortably!?!?

(No wait come back Mu-shidi this shixiong is sorry it wasn’t mockery it was a perfectly reasonable tantrum that was a long time coming now stop sulking your dick is very pretty let shixiong make it up to you~)

And at some point there will be a wild Bing-ge who appears to cause trouble with a mirror that’s intended to temporarily transform people into the form of their last life - he aims it at the native Bingbing to get him out of the way so he can steal the “nice” Shizun

It would have been Pom time for Bingbing but Mads-Jiu pushes him out of the way

And cue giant explosion of dark Qi as a bonus expansion pack of Madara’s 10-tail Jinchuriki time with powers-and-memories gets downloaded into Mads-Jiu

Mads-Jiu the “Heavenly Demon Demi God” drops several mountains worth of flaming meteor rock on the invaders and then goes on a giant flaming skeleton rampage against Bing-ge

... Bing-ge has changed his mind he doesn’t want this Shizun take him back and oh gods the shrieking

How does he shriek so loud? Doesn’t he need to breathe?

... ok so Shizun breathes fire that’s good to know

Whelps time to bravely run away

And then the amassed sects need to figure out how to calm down the rampaging hell beast

The youngest Qing Jing disciple is brought out and told to cry for Shizun

Actually-a-broody-hen!Mads-Jiu whips around and starts fussing over his baby student

Because baby why are you crying stop it tell Shizun who hurt you and he will BURN THEM TO ASH

The last bit I have an idea for involves Mads-Jiu getting yanked though dimensions because Edo Tensei where he instantly twigs to what is going on and pushes the “righteous cultivator” skin to maximum strength

He shoves all the baby ninja behind him and keeps barrier spamming the zombie army - because ew no stay away from the children resentful corpses

Zetsu is included in the zombie army shall not pass smack down

Zombie!Tobirama is appalled because wut? Wasn’t this supposed to be Madara’s zombie? What is happening?

And I dunno something where he “notices” the resentful energy surrounding Danzo because stealing the eyes of the people you murdered is bad karma

So Mads-Jiu does a spirit thing and the ghosts of the Uchiha rips Danzo apart while screaming about his guilt in full view of the entire Village

And then Mads-Jiu goes home because filial little Bingbing came to get him and he’s not enjoying upending the shinobi social order nope not at all whom exactly do you take him for?

... Yes he’s done and ready to go back to his spouses now he’s sure the ninja have all learned better than to raise living corpses now anyway

The end

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And then after the crush reveal, Shen Jiu hunts down OG Shang Qinghua for marriage because the rat

-atleast likes him

-has a successful "career" of a majorly underappreciated peak

-his father is successful and supports his son

-who else would want a late-starting badmouthed street urchin but a rich second gen peak heir/lord who has mediocre looks and a rat like attitude.

There is a baby trap plan somewhere in there too though he gets caught (and accepted into the family- Shen Jiu; WHAT?!) And they have a hasty wedding with a fat baby 8 months later.

Bonus+

Airplane Shang Qinghua, wiping his tears. "They grow so fast."

Mobei-jun carrying multiple artifacts in a chest-"mn." While plotting to do the same to HIS DILF.

Mobei Jun: let me PROVE to you that I make a good mate by showing you just how well I can assert dominance over your son and make him obey me like I'm his parental figure.

Airplane: *looks up from his writing* Airplane who totally was paying attention to what was going on in the room and not daydreaming about the next addition to his Diary of a Wimpy Disciple series: Oh that's nice?

-o-o-o-o-

The babytrap plan is accidentally aided by Mobei Jun who is just SO EXCITED about a new addition to the family that he steamrolls over and starts playing mother hen/overbearing mother in law to Shen Jiu, fluttering about in worry about the baby's health.

Shang Qinghua has no room to protest - if he does, Mobei Jun is ready to put him in time out (in the Endless Abyss). Plus there's a looming sect leader (and other peak lords) who's very protective of their shizi...

Also the Cang Qiong sect: Don't worry Shen Jiu, you might be stuck with Shang Qinghua has a husband and parent of your only child, but harems are a thing and we will support you if you want a harem!

Shang Qinghua: ...

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(Also tacking on @yuu-should-probably-not's comment since it amuses me so.)

For one, Shen da-ge is used to dealing with vipers and scummy businessman all the time. He is very effective at dealing with the Old Palace Master's Bullshit.

Ooh, since da-ge was obviously a CEO... a CEO oversees the strategic vision which could entail a lot of acquisitions and mergers. So what's not to say that Mr. CEO da-ge doesn't take over a lot of smaller sects and merge it into Cang Qiong? Obviously the Old Palace Master wouldn't be pleased seeing Cang Qiong grow so much in power (and money because er-ge is an innovative artist and his "innovations" and art is flying off the shelves), so there's more internal conflicts in the cultivation world.

Thus, the Old Palace Master pulls out the threat of Tianlang Jun far earlier than PIDW timeline so he can try to trim off some of Cang Qiong's numbers and talents and call it "demon attack" causalities.

Ooh, another fun possibility is that An Ding Peak has always had a history of cooperating with demons. There are some things that are just easier to acquire via trade with demons you know? Cheaper, faster, and just less difficult. Shen Yuan has been in much contact with demons, not just out of curiosity, but for trade negotiations.

And that's how Shen Yuan X Tianlang Jun happened before the Old Palace Master even thought of trying to pull out a demon threat to distract the cultivation world with.

So Shen Yuan's whole complaint about the world having it out for his siblings isn't exactly false...

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Shen Yuan and his family all transmigrate into PIDW!

Except it's very much pre-canon PIDW where the Qing generation of the Cang Qiong peak lords have yet to even appear!

And- and- Somehow he and his siblings have all become Cang Qiong peak lords?! Da-ge is the sect leader, er-ge the Qing Jing peak lord, his meimei the Fairy peak.

As for Shen Yuan? Uh... he's the An Ding peak lord...

(But hey, all that time spent playing Stardew Valley came in handy since he's apparently a wiz at managing all this logistical xianxia stuff!)

And then all the future Qing generation brats start joining the sect as disciples... and then da-ge's head disciple begs for a "Shen Jiu" - who looks far too similar to er-ge - to join the sect...

To say nothing about all the rumors about Shen Jiu being er-ge's bastard child or the fact that the Shen Family alone held four very coveted high positions in Cang Qiong... Shen Yuan is dealing with the fact that his chosen successor is going to be a fucking spy and traitor to the sect! But where the fuck is he going to find another competent teenager to do all this work and actually have the brains to keep up with Shen Yuan's rambles about this and that modern athematic and leaps of logic!? Does he really have no choice but to pick this kid as his head disciple?!

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Nov 2022 Masterpost

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make up fake fic title ask game

endeavor x gin

tywin lannister x sung jinwoo

shen qingqiu marries a brothel madam au

the married life of sung jinwoo and wen ruohan au

time traveling obi wan pretends to be a professor specializing in the study of the Jedi Order au

Shen Yuan and his siblings transmigrate into PIDW and are all Cang Qiong peak lords... the previous Cang Qiong peak lords au

imagine if itachi uchiha was reborn as lan xichen au

Aemond Targaryen x Endeavor

Daemon Targaryen x Endeavor au

time traveler obiwan needs to YEEEEET anakin into therapy asap au

Jinah tries to teach Sung Jinwoo's shadow summons some Human Traditions AU

shen qingqiu has an emotional support parrot and hijinks happen au

if sung jinwoo was reborn as luo binghe au

the lan and order au (the law and order reimagined with mdzs)

shen yuan is mobei jun’s mother thanks to his wife beam and an early transmigration au

shen qingqiu: qing jing peak lord by day and crime lord by night au

the hunt for shen jiu's biological family au

meet percy jackson god of kamino and star wars clones au

shen qingqiu knew luo binghe was su xiyan's son au

shen yuan the fraghead getting thrown in svsss au

aerys targaryen becomes less of a mad king with the steady application of harry potter’s magical healing cock au

Shen Yuan transmigrates into a basilisk character in PIDW au

When PIDW!Luo Binghe is pushed into the Endless Abyss he falls through a dimensional rip into SVSSS world au

svsss modern AU 24/7 dom Shen yuan and sub luo binghe

if Su Xiyan fell in love not with Tian Langjun but Sung Jinwoo (solo leveling) au

svsss my little pony fusion au

observant cang qiong disciples realize somethings about their Shen shibo AU

Liu Mingyan (Svsss) gets reborn as Sung Jinah (Solo Leveling) and gets reunited with her brother again... with a twist au

no one believes LBH to be the real LBH au

solo leveling meta: life insurance

luo binghe's xinmo sword is actually a plasma sword once known as darksaber svsss x star wars au

Sung Jinwoo becomes Gregor and Sandor Clegane's adoptive dad au

Shen Yuan transmigrates as Liu Qingge's mom and becomes a high quality MILF character AU

instead of the fullbringer arc ichigo gives birth to chibified versions of his zanpakuto and hallow au

poison ivy is mistaken to be a goddess of nature in game of thrones and tully is quick to claim her as their ancestor au

shen yuan and luo binghe are aizawa's adoptive parents au

sqh's chicken or egg au

When your disciple LBH tries to marry your shizun SY - AKA Shen Jiu isn’t having a good time in this au

the cang qiong mountain sect hot pot tradition au

a time traveling/dimension crossing!Luo Bingge tries to woo Shen Jiu's shizun aka Shen Yuan au

PIDW reborn as cats and Shen Jiu is the lucky cat owner au

sqh and sy sleepover au

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Dec 2022 Masterpost

Shen Jiu time travels and decides to hide from cang qiong by becoming a concubine AU

shen jiu adopts a pet dog AU: a bingpup AU

Bai Zhan Peak disciple!Luo Binghe AU

Meng Yao ends up mistaking the wrong cultivator clad in yellow as his father AU

Shen Yuan is an otter AU

the great ancestor SVSSS AU

Shen Yuan and his siblings transmigrate into PIDW and are all Cang Qiong peak lords… the previous Cang Qiong peak lords au

rhaegar targaryen crowns ned stark as his Queen of Love and Beauty instead au

rhaegar targaryen x ned stark

a shen twins au where shen yuan becomes the qing jing peak lord and shen jiu becomes an imperial tutor to the crown prince

mobei jun gets turned into a cat AU

liu qingge is the reason why shen jiu has a harem now AU

cang qiong sect leader yue qingyuan revealed to be the missing imperial prince au

luo bingmei x shen jiu au

shen jiu’s brocon brother au

how life insurance in solo leveling would change things up AU

nobleborn shen jiu and his servant yue qi au

shen yuan and luo binghe are aizawa's adoptive parents au

beru and shadow summons want to plan out sung jinwoo's marriage ceremony... even though there's no bride yet au

Reincarnated Vader X Todoroki Enji AU

When your disciple LBH tries to marry your shizun SY - AKA Shen Jiu isn't having a good time in this au

high end shen jiu escort chat

wei wuxian is a mist au

luo binghe x sesshomaru au

Shen Qingqiu marries a brothel madam AU

the nie clan is descended from luo binghe au

shen jiu tries to babytrap yqy except shen yuan transmigrates & changes babytrap to hot single mama in your area route au

Liu Qingge thinks that he’s the father of Shen Yuan’s cultivation baby (aka Shen Jiu in baby form) au

Aemond Targaryen x Endeavor AU

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Masterpost [May 2022 Ideas]

May 2022

shen yuan and shang qinghua's systems can be customized like a 2010 deviantart page au

Circus Cang Qiong AU

cat jinwoo and owner shen jiu au

shen jiu is snow white but the animals are all very weird characters au

shen jiu has khr reborn's teaching style au

the au in which an 8 year old calls peak lord shen jiu as didi

sung jinwoo is liu qingge au

Shen Jiu x Luo Bingge modern actor AU

sung jinwoo's stans au

sung jinwoo the disney princess x antares the prince charming au

luo bingge gets topped by shen jiu au

jin zixuan reincarnated as the little palace mistress au

yue qingyuan is a mob boss au

wei wuxian gets mistaken as an amnesiac single parent wei changze au

sung jinwoo and shen jiu's marriage gets revealed to cultivation world during trial au

bakugou x strongest duo in a spy x family au setting/premise

kylo ren x bakugou

endeavor x frost monarch (solo leveling) au

peak lords cursed to morph into animals and get petted by shen jiu au

wei wuxian becomes wei qingwei au

hannibal lecter is the no 1 most desirable bachelor among ghouls

luo binghe deserves his sailor moon girl moment!

liu qingge and human cauldrons au

Liu Qingge faked his death in PIDW to go on a secret mission au

Liujiu where liu qingge timeloops until PIDW pre canon events are back on track AU

shen qingqiu marries a brothel madam au

svsss porn industry au

shen jiu's pet bites liu qingge on command au

svsss shen yuan's michelin guide au

BNHA LOV enterprise au

ichigo gets a stalker named gojo au

sung jinwoo is bald au

liu qingge and qiu haitang were engaged once au

cat shen qingqiu and hamster shang qinghua bros au

Arya and Jon siblings shenanigans au

pidw written as a recipe blog au

where obiwan and luke become roommates but everyone thinks it’s a non platonic relationship because it started with a marriage proposal au

kronk transmigrates into game of thrones and becomes gregor clegan au

hermione in svsss au

sqh and sy sleepover au

svsss leverage au

wen ruohan and his ancestors au

shen jiu becomes a spirit au

svsss's love sitcom starring the 8th and 12th peak lords au

Tywin Lannister X Sung Jinwoo

shen qingqiu died in the caves instead of liu qingge au

shang qinghua is also a lawyer au

the 4th peak is a peak for ghosts and ghosts only au

the 8th peak of cang qiong is the communications peak

the 12th peak of cang qiong: the eldritch handlers au

gin ichimaru passes himself off as aerys after accidentally killing the king in duskendale au

shen yuan hates mosquitos but mosquitos love him au

is shen jiu a tsundere? au [Komi Can’t Communicate X SVSSS crossover]

shen jiu x lan xichen au

shen qingqiu's old crazy ex is back for revenge... as a sword. named xin mo. au

accidental marriage in the nightless city aka xianxia las vegas au

The married life of Sung Jinwoo and Wen Ruohan au

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Since Shen Yuan knows that he just came out of surgery, maybe he just thinks he's in a very vivid dream. (Ok, disclaimer, I've never had surgery so I don't know how the med reactions are actually like.) He's dreaming about the book he was reader the night before the surgery. Man, the book is really haunting his soul with how crap it is. He's got no filter now because he thinks he's still high on the very good drugs and dreaming, no matter how coherent his thoughts feel.

So he's chill. No panic attack. Just annoyed. And he starts launching into criticism about each character design. It's a very nice vent session.

In between, he also vents about all his sibling problems. Especially his over protective helicopter second brother.

Cang Qiong: turn their head to look at Shen Qingqiu

Cang Qiong comes out of it learning Shen Yuan is a seer who was imprisoned for his knowledge AND looks. And hey, is it really surprising to figure out that seers who are blessed to see the future struggle to see the present? No, that's a pretty reasonable side effect, they rationalize.

I don't think Shen Jiu would go straight into assuming An Ding is involved in slave trade; more like An Ding deals with merchants and trade and are the most well traveled members to sect, so they knowing more about slaves and other cultures is just nature. Shen Jiu still thinks the An Ding peak lord is real suspicious, but Shang Qinghua doesn't have mannerisms that tick Shen Jiu off as that of a slave owner. (If he did, Shen Jiu would have been triggered long earlier.)

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AU where instead of transmigrating into Shen Jiu's body, Shen Yuan himself (w/ the same body and soul and modern clothing) was transported into a peak meeting. Everyone is confused at this Shen Jiu-look-alike in strange clothing, using strange words, and an absurdly short hair cut.

Even better (or worse if you're asking Shen Yuan), Shen Yuan is dressed in his hospital garbs, is just a few hours out of his latest surgery, and still is feeling the effects of the anesthesia.

Cang Qiong has many back to back heart attacks as a result of all of the above.

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Shen Yuan and his family all transmigrate into PIDW!

Except it's very much pre-canon PIDW where the Qing generation of the Cang Qiong peak lords have yet to even appear!

And- and- Somehow he and his siblings have all become Cang Qiong peak lords?! Da-ge is the sect leader, er-ge the Qing Jing peak lord, his meimei the Fairy peak.

As for Shen Yuan? Uh... he's the An Ding peak lord...

(But hey, all that time spent playing Stardew Valley came in handy since he's apparently a wiz at managing all this logistical xianxia stuff!)

And then all the future Qing generation brats start joining the sect as disciples... and then da-ge's head disciple begs for a "Shen Jiu" - who looks far too similar to er-ge - to join the sect...

To say nothing about all the rumors about Shen Jiu being er-ge's bastard child or the fact that the Shen Family alone held four very coveted high positions in Cang Qiong... Shen Yuan is dealing with the fact that his chosen successor is going to be a fucking spy and traitor to the sect! But where the fuck is he going to find another competent teenager to do all this work and actually have the brains to keep up with Shen Yuan's rambles about this and that modern athematic and leaps of logic!? Does he really have no choice but to pick this kid as his head disciple?!

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OG Shang Qinghua is more than aware that any and all actions he takes might just become the basis of yet another one of his dad's rare not-porn novels. It's terrible.

It's also kind of sweet. Because it shows how proud his dad is of him - how much his dad notices and appreciates his hard earned achievements, which is more than what he sees in his fellow peers' parents.

His dad's naming skills is still shit though. Like really! Diary of a Wimpy Disciple?!

Somehow that series becomes a bestseller in spite of the crappy name. And now everyone who can connect the dots between said book and Shang Qinghua's dad now knows of OG!Shang Qinghua's crush on that really pretty Shen Jiu.

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For the family transmigration au, will sqh be svsss sqh or pidw sqh? cause I'm just imagining svsss sqh going "transmigratersaywhat" and sy goes "what", chaos ensues. WAIT what if sy meets mbj when barging in on sqh and rates him on whether or not he's good enough for his head disciple like some sort of protective parent?

You know what would be real amusing? Shen Yuan is dealing with PIDW Shang Qinghua...

And Airplane transmigrated into the body of OG!Shang Qinghua's father and had to single-dad parent the OG cannon fodder from baby into adulthood.

Here, his writing skills came in real handy and he became a best selling author (again), which allowed him to work from home and take care of his baby/toddler/kid/teenager on his own.

(Man, it's a good, if sad thing, that Airplane's "wife" died of childbirth because he has no clue how to interact with woman. Plus he doesn't swing that way so... yeah.)

But yeah, Airplane is OG!Shang Qinghua's dad... and in this AU, Mobei Jun discovers that he does have a DILF kink because why not. LOL.

OG!Shang Qinghua: SOS send help. What to do when your evil boss developed a crush on your father??!

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Shen Jiu: This is yet but another Rumor started by my peers who dislike me in an attempt to Discredit Me and Make Me Lose Favor With the An Ding Peak Lord Who Favors His Head Disciple and then by proxy cause me to lose favor with the Qing Jing Peak Lord who still babies his youngest brother, the An Ding Peak Lord and then the legendary Airplane author shall be able to defile my reputation with just a flick of his brush and I'll be done for- Yue Qi: ???? Yue Qi: ???? Yue Qi: It's just a joke?? Everyone knows that Head Disciple Shang has a fiancé already-

The "fiancé" in question: Mobei Jun under a glamour to look human. Why? Because yes in this AU, Mobei Jun still recruits Shang Qinghua to be his spy.

More specifically, Shang Qinghua's spy job is to feed Mobei Jun information about his dad, the DILF Shang Feiji - what his dad's favorite things are, what his dad has been up to, what things his dad could ever need and want...

(Airplane is feiji in Chinese.)

Anyways, in an attempt to ignore the rumors and not fuel the flames, Shen Jiu takes to avoiding Shang Qinghua.

Shang Qinghua: I MUST PULL MY CRUSH'S PIGTAILS VIA PAPERWORK SINCE I CAN'T SEE HIM

[Insert the asshole courting dance.]

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For the family transmigration au, will sqh be svsss sqh or pidw sqh? cause I'm just imagining svsss sqh going "transmigratersaywhat" and sy goes "what", chaos ensues. WAIT what if sy meets mbj when barging in on sqh and rates him on whether or not he's good enough for his head disciple like some sort of protective parent?

You know what would be real amusing? Shen Yuan is dealing with PIDW Shang Qinghua...

And Airplane transmigrated into the body of OG!Shang Qinghua's father and had to single-dad parent the OG cannon fodder from baby into adulthood.

Here, his writing skills came in real handy and he became a best selling author (again), which allowed him to work from home and take care of his baby/toddler/kid/teenager on his own.

(Man, it's a good, if sad thing, that Airplane's "wife" died of childbirth because he has no clue how to interact with woman. Plus he doesn't swing that way so... yeah.)

But yeah, Airplane is OG!Shang Qinghua's dad... and in this AU, Mobei Jun discovers that he does have a DILF kink because why not. LOL.

OG!Shang Qinghua: SOS send help. What to do when your evil boss developed a crush on your father??!

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And then Shang Qinghua says, "Sorry Shen shige, a clumsy disciple spilled ink over your paperwork, so I'm going to need you to resubmit the request forms - in triplicates as is standard policy - for your talisman paper."

Shang Qinghua also makes sure to purposefully mess up Shen Jiu's orders here and there so that Shen Jiu has to personally go to An Ding to fix things up and Shang Qinghua can meet and talk to his crush again~

Shang Qinghua may or may not be taking cues from Mobei Jun on how to flirt...

Yue Qingyuan is eating popcorn and watching everything with delight because Shen Jiu now gets a taste of his own brand of assholery and Yue Qingyuan knows it's all in good intensions.

(Big bro Yue Qingyuan is happy to watch Shen Jiu suffer because That's What Older Siblings Do. AKA you know Yue Qingyuan has been learning and picking up a lot of traits from his own shizun.)

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What is Liu Qingge up to? He's beating people up, getting beat up in return, and all that fun stuff.

Although she doesn't look like it, Shen Yuan's meimei loves a good fight, especially when it comes to beating down arrogant boys and men who make assumptions about their privileges and asserting their (limited) viewpoints on others. (Like all the men who claim there's no gender discrimination in the workplace because they've never seen it or experienced it.)

Liu Qingge is one such person...

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Ya know... it would be amusing AF if Luo Binghe ends up with a crush on Shen Yuan's erge instead. Shen Yuan X Tian Langjun and Shen Yuan's er ge X Luo Binghe.

The family tree is a mess, but I'm here for it.

(Shen Jiu just wants to know why he's stuck in the middle of everything, especially with his shizun being married to his student... like the #When your disciple LBH tries to marry your shizun SY - AKA Shen Jiu isn't having a good time in this au)

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For the family transmigration au, will sqh be svsss sqh or pidw sqh? cause I'm just imagining svsss sqh going "transmigratersaywhat" and sy goes "what", chaos ensues. WAIT what if sy meets mbj when barging in on sqh and rates him on whether or not he's good enough for his head disciple like some sort of protective parent?

You know what would be real amusing? Shen Yuan is dealing with PIDW Shang Qinghua...

And Airplane transmigrated into the body of OG!Shang Qinghua's father and had to single-dad parent the OG cannon fodder from baby into adulthood.

Here, his writing skills came in real handy and he became a best selling author (again), which allowed him to work from home and take care of his baby/toddler/kid/teenager on his own.

(Man, it's a good, if sad thing, that Airplane's "wife" died of childbirth because he has no clue how to interact with woman. Plus he doesn't swing that way so... yeah.)

But yeah, Airplane is OG!Shang Qinghua's dad... and in this AU, Mobei Jun discovers that he does have a DILF kink because why not. LOL.

OG!Shang Qinghua: SOS send help. What to do when your evil boss developed a crush on your father??!

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It probably doesn't help that I could see the Shen siblings fighting over Shen Jiu after Shen Yuan admits that he (A-Jiu) would become the scum villain and want to smother the boy with love so he won't be bitter.

Shen Yuan making misunderstandings by saying that some god has a vandala against the Shen family as a joke.

Shen Yuan and his family all transmigrate into PIDW!

Except it's very much pre-canon PIDW where the Qing generation of the Cang Qiong peak lords have yet to even appear!

And- and- Somehow he and his siblings have all become Cang Qiong peak lords?! Da-ge is the sect leader, er-ge the Qing Jing peak lord, his meimei the Fairy peak.

As for Shen Yuan? Uh... he's the An Ding peak lord...

(But hey, all that time spent playing Stardew Valley came in handy since he's apparently a wiz at managing all this logistical xianxia stuff!)

And then all the future Qing generation brats start joining the sect as disciples... and then da-ge's head disciple begs for a "Shen Jiu" - who looks far too similar to er-ge - to join the sect...

To say nothing about all the rumors about Shen Jiu being er-ge's bastard child or the fact that the Shen Family alone held four very coveted high positions in Cang Qiong... Shen Yuan is dealing with the fact that his chosen successor is going to be a fucking spy and traitor to the sect! But where the fuck is he going to find another competent teenager to do all this work and actually have the brains to keep up with Shen Yuan's rambles about this and that modern athematic and leaps of logic!? Does he really have no choice but to pick this kid as his head disciple?!