#She's trash anyway so idgaf

[stabberghost]

how did you come with your ocs??? i lov all of their designs and concepts and would love to hear your thought process behind it all hehehe

OHH WONDERFUL QUESTION. Ohh man this post is gonna be really long I'm sorry.

i usually come up with what they teach first and then go on trying to imagine what they'd look like. its usually a somewhat long process for me

for b. happy, he wasn't really supposed to teach about emotions at first. i almost considered making him teach about fame and comedy but something in my head was like "comedy = laughter = happiness = emotion" and I was like OH MY GOD. IM A GENIUS. if I didn't come up with him being an emotions teacher he wouldn't exist at all really. instead of happy I wouldve made mic take his place and teach about being a famous comedian instead. Good god can you imagine

yeah I'm also showing concept art idgaf

after i made happy i had an idea for another oc but this time they would teach about acting and drama. you already know this is about comedy and tragedy but they were originally one person, with tragedy being the host and her having comedy as a seperate mask on his head that would occasionally talk to them. basically some kind of evil parasite. Although I ended up splitting them into two different people as i felt like it would be better

AND FINALLY PERI!!!! It took me a while to design her honestly ! I came up with the idea of a character that taught about how dangerous the world can be, without realizing THEYRE a danger to the world itself. I wanted something related to caution and hazard signs so she was gonna be a really tall stop sign at first... But i thought that was basic as hell so THANK GOD you guys don't have to deal with stop sign peri. Not pictured because i didnt draw it but after I trashed her stop sign design she was gonna be an armadillo! I thought it made sense since she's a really skittish and nervous character, she could curl up and hide in her shell. Buuut I immediately scrapped that idea Rest in piece armadillo peri

out of all of them peri was by far my most favorite one to conceptualize and design. she was such a fun character to work with

little fun fact. I've definitely said it before but they had other names! After i posted b. Happy for the first time, I thought his name was goofy and was gonna rename him to Mr. Smiley, but the post was gaining a lot of notes and so I thought. Why even bother with the name change!

comedy and tragedy also had names at first, those names being connie and tracey. Comedy and tragedy were originally placeholder names but i ended up settling on those ones because it just. Fit yknow

It took me about a day to come up with peri's name. I wanted her to be named after dangerous chemicals and whatnot, and i told myself that if i couldn't find a name for her i would have to name her methyl bromide. Literally. But I ended up naming her after the periodic table itself

ANYWAYS SOOOOO SORRY FOR THE RAMBLE!!!!!!!! I definitely went off topic but yeha

And oh god i feel like drawing my ocs now. What have you done to me

[allthislove]

The Harry and Meghan thing is so frustrating, because they have a fandom, too, so any time you defend them because you have human decency, the weirdo Royalists attack you and accuse you of being Sussex Squad, which... like I'm not. Like, they're fine, I guess, but I honestly, truly don't stan. I like them in passing, the same way I like Princess Diana in passing. General positive feeling, but not really making it a thing. I also just have a pretty decent memory, so if I see it a few times in the news or online, I'm going to remember it. Like, I know Sophie Turner has 2 daughters with Joe Jonas and they are divorcing and she's in the UK right now because she's filming something and Joe complained about being left with the kids in the US. It's not because I stan either of them. I know who they are and I have generally positive feelings about both of them (changing some now for Joe because he trashed her in the media, but still) I remember things I hear about people who are of note to me, just naturally. I'm not trying to. There's no notebook somewhere filled with celebrity facts. I just know that Cardi B married Offset and they have two kids together, Kulture and Wave Set. Not because I stan either.

I truly stan like Beyonce and like Chris Evans and like Zendaya and those. You will know who I stan.

At any rate, it's annoying because instead of taking outside criticism, these ravenous haters, the Anti-Meghans, just find ways to dismiss you. "Oh, Sussex Squad, y'all always say that." Incorrect. I would never stan royalty enough to wear their banner, in a sense. "Oh, YOU must be Meghan" that's new. I wish, she's hot, rich, and married to a prince. She kinda living the dream, except for you who hate her, but I'd suffer haters to live that life, too. But, nah, I'm just a theatre artist living in North Carolina. "It's not racism, we just don't like her behavior" literally all of us can see her and her behavior. She married into the most famous royal family in the world. We are not seeing anything untoward, maybe shit we don't care about like... not following royal protocol. I'm American, idgaf about royal protocol. I don't care if she says mean things about the most privileged whites in the world. So do I. I don't care if you find her personality fake. I don't care about anything she has ever said or done, she is inoffensive. You guys just don't like that she's biracial, American, and an actress. Since I fit most of that, too, I have no sympathy and I find you disgusting, racist, xenophobic, and pompous.

Every single time they're like "it's not that we're racist" but they offer no reality. Either tabloid stuff or just general "she seems phony". Like all celebrities aren't phony in some way. Like Will and Kate aren't phony. You think every famous person you like is just... real with you? You have having what's called a parasocial relationship. These people don't know or care about you and many of them wouldn't be fun to meet in person. Especially if you parasocial relationship is with the fucking PRINCE OF WALES. Wake up.

Anyway, I'm done, I'm just annoyed. I am not in your royalty fandom. I just think been mean to a woman so much that you attack random people online for even mentioning her is sick. Y'all attacked that Beyonce fan. Y'all accused him of being a paid actor. Do you realize how sick you sound? Your behavior just proves Meghan to be innocent even further. If she was evil, you wouldn't need to resort to slander. We'd know.

[judeisunsure]

whenever anyone calls troy maxson from fences a tragic hero an angel loses its wings. HE WAS NOT A FUCKING TRAGIC HERO!!!

The reasons his relationships all crumbled were because of his own (completely avoidable!!) actions

Cory - Why did Troy say Cory couldn't do football? because he was afraid Cory would outshine him. Why did Troy kick Cory out? Because Cory started standing up for himself. Please do not be insecure.

Rose - he cheated on her man what else do you want me to say? then had the audacity to come to her door with his dead mistress's child and be like "you gotta raise this kid" she did not deserve that

Lyons - He never gave a FUCK about Lyons and if he actually cared he wouldn't be a dick when Lyons borrowed money. Was it a lot of money? Yes. But he also didn't use his own money to pay for his house so cut your losses ig

Gabriel - If your brother goes to the army and becomes disabled and is now in a state where he genuinely believes he is an archangel, you gotta treat him with respect. Idgaf how much of a hassle he is. His disability is paying for YOUR HOUSE....

Bono - Troy wanted to aggravate Mr. Rand (his boss bee tee dubs) and said he was going to take something to the union yadda yadda racist garbage people whatever got a promotion and doesn't see Bono anymore. This is the man who followed you FROM JAIL to PICK UP TRASH with you and you didn't bother to keep in touch with him after a promotion? Also again with cheating on your wife... if you didn't do that then Bono would have still been your friend

anyways thanks for coming to my tedtalk on why troy was just a fucking terrible dude like i get that he really did love his family/friends but damn he has the emotional capacity of a three year old

[zumpietoo]

OML---the BB iz PRESSED!!!

Wow.....where to even begin???

First off, I thought Cole was a subhuman, hazbeen Poor? Oh, not today, okayyy....then a cheater and it's all Pee Arr/she's a "country bumpkin" (cuz it's 1912) who has "trapped" him.....etc?

Wait.....so Ari's now/was "bigger"? Than what? Please learn to construct cohesive, declarative sentences, even while foaming at the mouth....

No, Sweatie, Ari is most assuredly not "snorting" antidepressants....IDK if those would even get you high, plus, duuuudee???? Are you literally FOUR? Is your next retort, "oh yeah, well so's your old man!". Faillll.....

Moving on.....even if PP were "way hotter" (no), so fucking what? It doesn't change that she's also a fucking psychotic basket case with limited abilities/intellect, tacky rustbelt trash, sleazy AF and an utterly dreadful person.....who Cole dumped 4 years ago and yet is still pining for him/desperate to get him back/dating a Walmart version of him, just so she can pretend it's still him.

Ari "makes Cole look tired"? IDK what you're trying to say, but since this has devolved into the nu "realice the true", I guess that's immaterial, anyway, huh?

Moving on....IDGAF about being "relevant" (dude it's a fucking tumble) or, obviously what your painfully shallow 11 year old self thinks, buuut....I also don't tag anything, so I guess we can add "trolling liar" to your badges of honor?

Plus, ofc, you bothered yourself to send this....

And then let us know which sock account you're using today, Silly/janASS....

[vibinsane]

my friends gf is so damn hilarious, but i will always say that she upgraded from piece of trash to a real keeper with her new gf

anyways !

it went smth like this

me: yeah so i'm trying to just push through until i can get a better job elsewhere for cybersecurity

her: do you do that stuff during work?

me: LMFAO yes idgaf

her: good because your deskmate over there is always on courses

me: really? i never pay attention to her after she asked me what was wrong with me

her: LOOOOOOOL

[roboticscribe]

Found this "witch" in the notes of @punkshitposts post. Shes a self-proclaimed "nationalist" (a nazi but too fucking scared to call herself that) and seems to jump on any post that talks badly about nazis and making sure they get put in their fuckin place

[jzmn8r]

- British regency era authors circa 1810

might fuck around & appear in a misty moor to bedevil weary travelers idk

[achillesunly]

Characters review on Strangers From Hell: PART 2

(spoilers)

Min Ji Eun aka worst girl

Worst girlfriend. Over looking bfs fears, worries and everything he says as long as it's not happy, or even his role in life (with his boss etc) bonus point for not having cheated on him but still. Being cute serves u what if you're a bitch. I don't even know why they showed us your life I don't care we don't care u don't care u mom doesn't care nobody cares. I don't care if your boss bullies u. Girlboss we love it but u r not enough so we love U. If you goin for it go all the way. Ure just vain. You should have died. That's plothole. Or whatever this called. Missed opportunity, direction hole. Why did they show us your shitty life. If someone knows. This trash bag. Openly idgaf. Fuck away u bf gay.

So Jung Hwa aka best girl

Or GODDESS OF ENGINEERING! Yet another fuckING CUTIIIE. What's the uno reverse of malewife? That's her. Reliable. Relatable . +10 points to Gryffindor for working with such bitchass annoying useless fellow policemen. And 10 other points for having such a beautiful dentist. How come you don't have time to go? jeez. I would even if I had nothing wrong. A lill slow but stubborn and determined. But too nice with other officers (especially from the other department I would smack em hard). Go out with your junior btw he wouldn't 70% let u down. A really good human. I love her. She's cute and clever . If you gave this woman more power I swear the drama would have ended very differently ( so I'm thankful) Second only person I would trust , not daring enough, so second position. She wouldn't let me down if I was dying in a pit. She would 50% break her legs trying to get to me , and 50% go seeking help. That would be on our first date. I would happen to see her crazily good looking dentist in casual clothes walk by. We would have a chat. He would kill me bc I would have asked him to. Beautiful date 👉👈

Yoon Jong Woo aka Jong U re the one

Tired of this shit ×1000000000^π. I wouldn't have half his courage. My man walked in, saw a rutting pervert, pissing extrovert auntie, weirdass good looking button down, bully thug, the Joker and his non-drooling twin, and the lovechild of Adonis and Apollon offering staring and human flesh for lunch, and he really said everyone here is weird but I'll make it work. Amazing . Mastered the skill to look both disgusted and tired in any social situation which is a big flex. Shiny eyes when his real self. Kind of a dick. Really pisses me off sometimes. Genuinely. Short and short tempered. Example of how army isn't made for everyone (no offense meant), shitty life with shitty boss and shitty girlfriend and shitty flat. Kind of reminds me of Eddie edi Eddie eddy edy? from venom in his anger control. I wish he would snap sooner BC repressed too much and it's more fun when unfettered nd batshit crazy. Yeah walk up those gay stairs it'll change u. More flustered after talking with MoonJo in one 1 evening than with his girlfriend the entire series. Amazing. Also weirdass mom who gives off weirdass warnings heard from old shufu in the mountains random yet expect her son to not be in a constant state of mental breakdown. Love the way hes just like ok the second time he's called THE word like well aight mate go off ig. Paranoid. A tad bit too late. But strong ig. Sick strap btw bro. I really like the uh huh... Jewelry I guess... I .. yeah... Cool.

I wouldn't trust him cause Im so annoying he would kill me or have his bf do it. If we ever got along tho, we d be writing buddies and I'd tell MoonJo I'm gay so he doesn't have to worry or kill me. but anyways I know Yoon would just let me down whenever he'd have the chance to get D so. Cause he's the one ( rubber ducky ure th-) Yeah, he's really, I yeah.. it's um.. okay...hhuh .. um ... I'm foine I swear :(

Seo Moon Jo aka the only one I didn't have to look up the name

The dentist we all want . Cutie pie and I'm done pretending: HES AMAZING CLEVER PRETTY BEAUTIFUL DEEP CUTE CALM PASSIONNED TWIST MINDED AND HDVBSN AAIIIII

I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW HIM HES SO WHOLESOME AND HEHZHDNJ AND I HHHU EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A SHRINE IN THEIR HOME DEDICATED TO HIM HES SO INTERESTING

He's the cutest bunny beauty smiley, his lill teeth, big eyes, crow hair, his stance, slender figure, his quirks, his flip of hair, his mind, the way he kills adorable. His love eyes, and the way he fights, how he holds Yoon s face when they were fighting, his voice HIS VOICE CHANGE IN EP 10 AROU-WAIT ILL GET IT:

WHINY TURNS METAL AND IM DEAD

He's so much . How can a character like THAT be created ??? ITS NOT LEGAL???? YOUVE BEEN TO STOP! There's just so much to say but yeah.. Seo Moon Jo ❤️❤️🦷🐀🔪

He's cute and rock and the way he tries to blend in (nice dentist, scaring off kids but that's just what we are all supposed to do, playing local when he kills the journalist/spits!/ /I know some of y'all sickfucks whish he spat in your mouth jeez )

I could just spend literals hours taking ab him but I think we should all get a conference day or sleepover and just write ff, draw fanarts and do theories, conspiracy on iphones, together. that would be cleverer.

He just makes the whole drama. Literally. He's amazing and a deep character and damn. Yeah. His loving shiny eyes. Whenever I remember them I feel the deepness of the character wash back over me again and hhhh. Yeah. Damn.

I wouldn't trust him either cause such a beauty would never stand being stared at for hours without wanting to kill me. + if I was dying ,depending on the context ofc if it's related to the residence then bye y'all but-, he sure would help but if he ever gets a call from bf he would just throw me on the road right away to get sum. So yeah. no. Cause you don't know if he feels like doing art on Tuesday. And id end up in the dirty dental chair. So.

Still I would give him warmth and family ( not in the sexual way Jesus he got Yoon for that ) but it would change him just a bit then no. Cause he's perfect the way he is and hh. I guess what I'm trying to say is:

So yeah I love him like that. Very much. More than words. His voice. The whole character is really something else. Never been done before, one of time character. One of a kind and that's wow . The whole drama is him actually. So in the end there's the word that will never have the same meaning again and I don't want to hear it from anywhere else or I'll fucking jugeo blro. He's a masterpiece himself.

I hadn't realised that I lowered my standards be4 seeing him and his love. Not in the extreme way but he's just dedicated and poetic. ....Yeah..... so .......❤️ Seo Moon Jo ❤️

+ he's not dead folks 🙃 he's a bad bitch so you can't kill him.

Finally great drama in the purer sense G R E A T

[wearepurplejackets]

What if the characters of Tokyo Revengers found a sheet of stickers.

Draken: Is about to throw them away but decides to give them to Mikey, so that he can play and not fall asleep in class for once.

Takemichi: gives the stickers to Hina because all of them are so cute... Too cute. Okay maybe he keeps the ones with the eyes that move.

Hina: the stickers are so cute. But she is old to have them. Better give them to Naoto, kids need to be happy. Still keeps the ones with eyes that move to play with Takemichi.

Baji: BURN IT WITH FIRE! But not the ones that are cats. Those ones live.

Chifuyu: uses them to put one in Baji's forehead everytime he get an A in a test. That's not many times...

Mitsuya: the moment he finds them, the moment he already thinks of giving them to his sisters. Kids need to be happy. (Draken saw it and imitates him with Mikey.)

Smiley: First thought was destroy them. Instantly. But he calms down a bit because he knows his brother would like something like that.

Angry: the f*ck is this?!'! (Still keeps them cause it's a present of his favorite person.) I'm not a child? What were you thinking? No, don't touch it. It's mine now!

Kazutora: uses them in the correctional facility to pay for more food. The food are Dorayakis. He is making a pantry of sweets to give them to Mikey when he leaves that place.

Kisaki: is gonna use them to earn the trust of Mikey again but Hanma steals them, sucks them and run away. He chases him for like 5 minutes, gives up and then starts to think in another brilliant plan B.

Hakkai: Gives them to Mitsuya, he said: for your sisters bro! But the truth is he gave them to him because he admires his captain a lot.

Senju: What is this, Takeomi? Wakasa? Seriously, what is this?! Never have seen something like this. Licks them, ugh, bad tasting, to the trash can. Goes to Takemichi to protect him from this evil thing. And for ice cream too.

Haitani brothers: "Do you want this Rindou?" "Nah." "Do you want this Ran?" "IDGAF*" "Then what do we do with this sh*t?" "Don't know. Don't care. Im bored. Let's hit someone with it!" "Now you are speaking my language bro!" "Bro!"

Emma: THE ONLY ONE that keeps them and uses them for normal purposes. Shows them to Yuzuha. Has to be cautious, Mikey could steal her stickers to do weird sh*t when he thinks he is alone at home.

Mikey: He sticks his and Draken's stickers on his fingers and pretends to be Spiderman when no one is watching. But then he falls asleep in class anyway. (Kids need to be happy.)

[captnjacksparrow]

People who say “Sakura deserves better” are nuts. She put HERSELF in that situation. She chased after Sasuke and continues to force herself on to him until he gave her what she wants. So in the words from a wise person: “She made her bed. Now she has to sleep in it.”

PS: If anyone deserves better is Sasuke, Naruto, TenTen, Neji, and anyone who didn’t get a good happy ending

There are many people who still screams, 'Kishimoto is bad at this and that'.

I am a person who thinks, 'Kishi is damn excellent at Character Building. He is not someone who is going to pull punches, he just jabs straight into our mind when it comes to establishing the characters and their motivations in a very few panels, say 2 or 3, and that too in a very early stage'.

Example

NARUTO

He is the titular character and got introduced in the 1st chapter, 6th page. Naruto is launched as the hyperactive kid who vandalizes the Hokage Monuments in the name of pranks and gets punished for it. We all would have thought, ‘Naruto is a typical Class Clown who likes to pull pranks’.

But after few pages (Meanwhile he pulled another prank by doing Oiroke no Jutsu before Iruka), that is at page 10, Kishi drives the first Knife right through our hearts with the following panel. This is the panel where Naruto is seen having his first conversation in the Manga.

‘It’s not like I have anyone to go home to’.

Man!!!! This line really hurts... even now. This one panel tells us, 

Naruto is a happy-go-lucky person who likes to pull pranks. 

He is also an Orphan. 

But such drawbacks will never hinders Naruto’s cheerful spirit at any time. 

Despite not having any one to take care of him, he is not a person who will cry or wail in sadness forever.

Isn’t that who Naruto is?? Until the very end? 

In a single panel, just one effing panel, Kishimoto informs the readers about Naruto’s Attitude and Background.

And immediately in page 12, We get this picture perfect gem of a panel.

Now we get, Naruto’s dreams, where this Kid is striving towards and what motivates him. That is To 

BECOME AN HOKAGE. 

Isn’t that what he became at the end? 

Kishi didn’t take chapters and chapters to create a dream for Naruto. He just went all-out in a span of 2 pages and in 2 panels.

Let’s see the other Main Character of this series.

SASUKE

In Manga, Chapter 3 was named Uchiha Sasuke whereas in the Anime, Pink Trash’s name was self-inserted too. Grrr.....

Anyways, Sasuke was introduced as some cool guy with IDGAF attitude. (Well, I thought he will be some arrogant Jerk with some K-Drama hero vibes. I hate these kind of jerks, tbh). We see he is popular among girls and a class topper. 

We don’t know anything about his background yet. 

But then, there’s this ‘Frame this Picture in your Home’ kind of panel was drawn in Page 21.

God!!! This panel!!!! 

“The feeling of a parent yelling at you is nowhere near what he feels”

Can I say it’s my most favorite panel of this series???? 

This panel screams many things

Sasuke is not just a cold looking jerk, but he is a person who stands up for insensitiveness.

He understands Naruto’s loneliness. Does it means Sasuke is also an Orphan or experienced something bad?? (In manga his orphan status wasn’t established yet).

He knows something about Naruto which we audience don’t know yet. That’s why he is defending Naruto even though Naruto kissed him and tied him up prior to this scene.

You will always get some reaction out of Sasuke when you talk about Naruto in front of him. More importantly, Don’t speak about him in a negative light.

21 pages into Chapter 3, Sasuke didn’t speak much about anything prior to this page. We don’t know anything about him apart from his aesthetics. But when he speaks, Kishi conveyed almost 60% of Sasuke’s Characterization in a single panel.

This is Who Sasuke is.... Even till the very end.

Immediately after this Chapter, We get the Team 7 introduction scene. We already knew about Naruto’s dream in chapter 1. He repeats the same here.

We get Sasuke’s ambition. His ambition forms the major part of his character and he is damn serious about it. 

He really did accomplish his goals in the end but in a much painful way. With just 2 panels, we get to know that his Clan is destroyed by someone and Sasuke wants to kill him. So, him being Orphan is almost a sure thing here. And what we can also infer from this panel is that Sasuke is a Goal-Oriented person.

Let move on to the Ms. Pink Trash

SAKURA

Well, For Naruto and Sasuke, Kishi was super detailed about setting up their character background. 

For Sakura, we don’t know who she is or what is her back story. Throughout the chapter, her motivation is to get inside Sasuke’s pants. 

Up until page 19, Sakura behaves the same. Yeah, Am not going to include the orphan insult here because that will only do more damage. Am just going to be very generous and skip that part.

In Chapter 4, Sakura unveils her grand dream

Geezzz!!!!! There’s nothing to discuss about her. She is just a horny girl who has no motivation, no goal or no dreams but to get Sasuke’s duck. 

Isn’t this how she ended up as????

Why the fuck she deserves better?????

Kishi is screaming at us from Chapter 4, that ‘THIS IS YOUR SAKURA, THE HORNY QUEEN’. When Naruto and Sasuke’s characteristics were pretty much (like 90%) set in stone in the first 4 chapters and added to that, it never changed until the very end, how can he change Sakura’s motivations? 

Yes, he could’ve made her into a woman who got inspired from Tsunade and want to surpass her and live independently without going behind a man. 

But, I never saw any indication of that happening in any arcs. Even in Kazekage retrieval arc, Sakura became serious in fighting Sasori only after hearing Orochimaru’s name (getting info on him will lead to Sasuke). Prior to that, she was playing innocent girl who doesn’t know how to fight.

So, Kishi is dead set on not making this character evolve by letting go of her obsession towards Sasuke. She was just a character who was designed to elevate the level of bond between them or should I say ‘a useless 3rd wheel’?

No matter what, 

Naruto and Sasuke will prefer to set their ambitions aside for each other rather than for Sakura. 

Sakura’s life in danger never generated a pain in Naruto but the very thought of Sasuke who will be killed made him hyperventilate. 

Sakura’s life in danger never evoked Kyuubi to emerge but Sasuke’s ‘apparent’ death, the thought of Sasuke cutting his ties with him, Orochimaru mentioning ‘My Sasuke kun’ made Naruto to go feral.

Even if 1000s of people were put in danger, Sasuke will prefer to save Naruto and run away.

Where is Sakura in any of this??? I’ve never seen any instances where Naruto or Sasuke put Sakura in a high pedestal, like Kakashi and Obito put Rin.

It’s not that she deserved better, It’s just that she had no useful motivations that drives her to evolve as a developed character. 

Learn to Deal with the fact that Kishimoto never planned to give 2 fucks about her at any point of time. Let alone talking about deserving better. If you watch this series from the POV of the likes of Sakura, then you will spout shits like ‘Sakura is the only person who can beat Madara’. 

[silver-wield]

When you call Aerith pink trashbag it makes me laugh lol I find it so funny. I like that you don't care about what other people will say and you always let us know how you really feel about a character. You don't hide like others, you aren't fake like them. You said a long time ago that you don't like Aerith so those people should already know that you won't lick Aerith's ass like they expect all the fandom to do.

If somebody I knew tried to fuck some guy who clearly wasn't interested all because he reminded them of their dead boyfriend I'd call them a trashbag too.

That behaviour is trashy.

Aerith is trashy.

There is no excuse. Idgaf how many of her suck ass fans scream and cry that she's mourning. Her behaviour is trashy. If people excuse it, they're trash too.

It's the same with Lulu and Wakka. I do not think that ship is cute. She was dating his brother ffs. If his brother hadn't died, she'd still be with him, but does that mean the entire time she had feelings for Wakka too? And he did for her? It's just such unnecessary drama all just to have Lulu with her invisible pregnancy and baby at the end for some side story. Totally diminished her character for me. Wakka's a tool anyway, but this was just an extra bag of stupid in an already pretty stupid game. Even Nojima isn't a fan of anything he wrote after ffx itself, and it looks like it from all the cack he included. This was a small bit, Tidus blowing up was a big one 🤣

But yeah, trying to get on some guy who dgaf about you cause he reminds you of someone else is trashy. Worse, she also knows Tifa has feelings for him and baits her in OG, so she's a two faced bitch too. But remind her asshat fans of actual negative character traits of their trashbag fave and they act like you're a fucking racist Nazi sympathiser 🤬🤬🤬

[lunaflvms]

girl- this is why i take back my apology. i didnt mean it. well, at least not to you.... and maybe i will take off anon, its not like i post anything anyways lmao. ur friends r so much better then you!!! at least they're not much of a bitch as u are. i feel bad for hating on liv, as i realized her heart is so pure to forgive and forget. but now, im realizing, maybe its not liv i should've went after. maybe it was you. your attitude and everything is hideous. so idgaf if u forgive me or not. i was apologzing to liv anyways, not you. ur so nasty and trash like who would even like you. people like u make me want to burn my head off. i hope when u go to bed a monster under ur bed tickles ur feet and drags u under forcing u to eat live cockroaches🤣 and ik u and liv r like "bffs" so after i send this, probably just gonna be more drama w her too. but idc anymore, i tried to be a better person and accept what i did was wrong, but if ur gonna keep being a bitch then i didnt mean shit i said. wash ur filthy mouth out with soap why dont you.

- anon😍💢

hello anon 😋👆 mann u said u realised ur mistake but still send hate on anon 🥺🥺 wow do i piss u off that much do i have that effect on you 🥺🥺 dont worry my parents are the same 🤣🤣🤣 maybe thats why they treat me so bad 😱😱 ik liv is so sweet honestly i dont get how shes so sweet sometimes like all the things youve said to her and her moots, not everyone can forgive and forget you said some really disgusting things like in my previous ask you spelt chohees name wrong like chohehe? which is so easy to get right? seems racially motivated to me 🤨 like are u mocking her name or what, and magic dont even get me started you literally called her disgusting for having he/they pronouns and being a lesbian, that’s homophobic, you expect someone to just forgive you with just one apology? after all you’ve said wow, if only it was that easy, words hurt you know, what if these hate asks actually got to someone and they did k1ll themselves im talking about people like you sending hate on anon, you may not be so bad but other people like you sending hate can effect someone and one simple apology can change all of that? wow u must be so pathetic thinking ur actions wont get consequences im so sorry for being a bitch to you because u sent nasty asks to my moots 🥺 im sorry that i cant put u in ur place cuz people like you are the reason people get hurt on the internet 🥺 just because u can say something rude doesnt mean i cant say something back? you didnt even try to be a better person i didnt even see ur apology until after i posted a response to you, if ur upset about that think about how u sent hate asks to all of us, if u let my response to ur hate ask upset you think about how ur hate asks effected us 🤨 besides i only defended myself and my moots and called u pathetic which you are 🙁 you cant expect everyone to accept ur apology and forgive and forget like liv did, shes just so kind and sweet and you decided to send hate to her for no reason, why dont u wash ur nasty mouth cuz all i remember is you started this and i just responded back the same way you did 😒 if u wanna be the better person why dont u stop sending hate and leave me alone idc anymore

[thegreymoon]

Broker

Just one more sitting and then I am freeeeeeeeeee 😆😆 And then I can move on to kill off more braincells with Lie to Love. 

***

Well, at least they made up. 

Don’t get me wrong, this drama is trash squared, but I’d still be very upset if he died with her hating him. 

***

She needs so much therapy she is never going to get. So much misery for one lifetime. 

Anyway, this actress is brilliant and I hope I can watch her in an actually good drama one day. 

***

Okay, full face of makeup not withstanding, but they could have at least wet her hair to have him dry it 🤣🤣

***

Aww, she has them mixed up in her mind 😕

Also, are we just supposed to pretend he didn’t rape her than force her to marry him and ship this?

***

Oh, Gollum, you deserve all the suffering tenfold!

With all that said, despite clowning on him all the time, I actually like this actor a lot and he’s very handsome (despite looking like Gollum when he sneers at people), so I hope I’ll get to watch him again elsewhere. He and Mo Li were breakouts for me in this drama. 

***

So, I spoiled myself for this and I know that this cutie is his daughter, but Gollum is raising her? REALLY?

Well, I hope he at least loves her. 

***

Aww, she’s adorable and I want to squish her!! 🤗

I’m as childfree as they come and she’s giving me a hint of baby rabies!

Also, LOL, Xiaoshan, is kidnapping a baby really better than corporate espionage? Really? I cannot with him 🤣🤣

***

*sighs*

How about the two of just get together and raise this child? And maybe get Xianglan out of the mental institution and let her call you whatever she wants. So much pain and suffering avoided just by embracing polyamory!

Also, when you have better chemistry with Gollum than with your female lead, that is a clear sign your romance is not working. 

Anyway, I’m going to pretend the rest of this drama doesn’t happen, Jianing fucks off back to China with her formula, and Xiaoshan leads a happy, yet unconventional life, married to Gollum and Xianlang. After they murder Uncle Zha and dismember his corpse, of course. 

Mo Li can also just go back to China and date Jiaxin. Idgaf about Qin Bin. He and Jianing can just get married to their work. 

***

Finally someone does something semi-intelligent on this show. 

***

The prettiest 🖤

The things I will watch for his face! 

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I can’t get over the fact that the only sexy scene we got in this drama is not even with the main lead and the female lead, but with the male lead and his EX 🙄🙄

Seriously speaking, though, filming a ROMANCE with no kissing (at the very least!!) is just like filming a hospital procedural with no medical cases, or a cop show with no crime 😕

***

LAST EPISODE!! LAST EPISODE!! *throws confetti*

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The last episode is getting off to a good start with some prime LYX whump 😋

With that said, I can’t believe this stupid show made me wait 42 episodes for it 😒 This entire drama would have been drastically improved if they had made him cry more and reduced the fucking office gosspis. 

***

Lovely 🧡

***

Kill me now 😭😭

Where was this cuteness for the rest of this awful drama? 

***

Well. There goes Mo Li 😶 Pointless death is pointless.

***

Honestly, fuck this drama. Mo Li deserved better. 

***

The cute!! 😭 I am dead and buried 😭😭

***

The amount of nonsense this drama is subjecting me to 🙄

Like a top-level pharmacist would not know that those chemicals don’t do any of the things they need but do cause explosions. They are really insulting our intelligence here. 

***

This show is so embarrassing that I keep procrastinating with just ending it. 

***

Yes, he is. He’s very, very stupid. We all agree. 

I want to say he’s lucky he’s at least pretty, but... well. That doesn’t seem to have done him any good either. 

***

Meh. No great loss there. 

Your love was never much to begin with.

***

OMG, please shoot him already 😒

He murdered your mother. Destroyed the woman you love. Stole your daughter. Got your sister killed. Like, what are you waiting for? What are you still thanking him for bringing you up for? I am done. So, so, so done. 

***

Bye-bye, Zhou Xiaoshan! 

When your male lead is killed off and instead of being upset, I am sitting here bored as hell because there was so much nonsense leading up to it, it killed of any and all point to this story and its characters. 

***

Of course this garbage drama couldn’t wrap up without shallow propaganda. 

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I AM FREEEEEEE 🎈🎉🎊🎉🎊🎈

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But of course they ended this with a compilation of the main couple’s “romantic” moments together and it’s all a montage of her being super awkward with him and very uncomfortable whenever he tried to kiss her or be close to her. Poor Yunxi, he tried his best, but it’s hard to pull off chemistry when your love interest looks like she’s one breath away from kneeing you in the groin if you get close enough. 

Anyway, this is a terrible drama. Make better choices than I did. Don’t watch it. 0/10, do not recommend. 

[certifiedceraunophile]

Hi! A fan of your writing here. I just love the way you write Caroline. An Avoidable Heart is my comfort fic and I am constantly in awe with the way you write and craft the dynamics in that story. Caroline's inner monologue is just priceless and God! I just love that intro scene where Caroline is walking into the Mikaelson compound with vampires and hybrids in the surrounding ready to pounce on her.

I would love to hear how you would have visualized Caroline crossing over into TO or not? Like in what season and why? How it would have likely gone?

Thank you!

First of all lovely anon gimme a moment to breathe, asdfghjkl why are people so lovely 😭😭🥺✨ It means sooo much to me that you’d take the time to jump into my inbox and send these kind words, like please I’m not worthyyyyy, But you make me smile and feel really freaking warm so *handcuffs your hand to mine* you aint leaving 💖✨💞🙃

But OK ALSO oh my god dude THAT CAROLINE WALTZS INTO THE COMPOUND AND TAKES ON A COUPLE HUNDRED VAMPIRES BY HERSELF SCENE???? Ughhhhh I’m sorry but I have SUCH a boner for Caroline in that, like my badass -I admit kinda op- QUEEN IS HERE and she’s fucking shit up, I’m sorry but I love that scene so much it’s so dear to me I was killing myself over how self-indulgent and grossly Over powered Caroline is but like idgaf man it’s such a hot scene and Caroline is practically invincible and we just love to see that, so seriously lovely anon, you telling me you LOVE that scene??? Puts the biggest smile on my face and reassures me a LOT bc I was whining and cribbing over how absolutely unbalanced that scene is to literally everyone BUT LIKE YOU JUMPING OUT OF NOWHERE and pointing that exact scene UGHH…...meant to fucking be the both of us 💖💞✨

And ALSO Caroline’s monologue is quite honestly the easiest inner monologue out of the three voices I wrote for that work, Klaus’s is the real pain in the ass tbvh like it is NOT easy writing pretentious besotted losers with a Kardashian complex especially when you need to make them sound cool when they’re the lamest OP dude bros to ever exist - and no I don’t hate Klaus although I seem to try my darndest to convince ppl I do- I just personally believe that a feral fucker like that with a thousand years of existence under his belt can grow a pair and graduate from his kindergarten level of emotional maturity to adult sometime soon, But then on the flipside he’s so grossly adorkably smitten and feral for Caroline plus hella horny for her all the time that its usually easy to write the trashed and devoted idiot he is into something pretentious and powerful and potent when relating to his unflappable arrogance and his narcissism, but sometimes I also need him to be *deep* and ffs profound for the sake of the plot and jfc my muse just wont work with me on that, she’s like I’m sorry I’m not about to bust my ass to make this mongrel intelligible like no sir all I wanna do is make him uncomfortably horny for Caroline and leave him like that.

So smh yeah the struggle is real….but lmao Caroline is just so precious and fiercely protective and just so achingly lonely in that story, so desperate for connection and trust and intimacy yet so guarded and impervious to everyone like it hurts me to write her like that but it really challenges me as an author to balance out her inherent light with the “void” I create in her and through her, so yeah it’s a very fulfilling task and I wouldnt change it one bit, and also I had to balance out her physical op-ness w half a millennium of the ugliest emotional trauma lol so I guess that figures, but the point being….once again I am overjoyed knowing that you liked a facet of the story that I tried so hard to make as authentically Caroline and achingly real and moving as I can and I cannot possibly feel more accomplished than rn for it so ty ty ty ty for reaching out to me and telling me *tackle hugs* It makes me GIDDY knowing that you enjoyed that particular part of the story like ugh stab me please you're too sweet.

And ok NOW, coming to The Originals part of the ask, (also please note that when I say TO headcanon; Hope does not exist, Hayley is a dead in a ditch and ofc Klaus will stop being that lil bitch they tried to pawn off as Klaus in TO) 

HEADCANON 1

Honestly my biggest headcanon when it comes to TO crossovers somehow always include non-humanity!Caroline like it’s just so perfect to me?? The opportunity to make shit BLOW UP b/w them like imagine the DEBAUCHERY, the heat, the SEXUAL TENSION, the repression of one Klaus Mikaelson, the EXPLORATIONS, and omg the role reversal when Klaus has to be the voice of moral reason between them and not bc he believes Caroline would not be able to stand herself if she does something heinous and monstrous but bc he wants her to be completely and utterly herself, and yk *aware*, when she DECIMATES ppl to the ground and is in full-on predator mode, like he wants her monster to come out and play with him when no part of Caroline is locked away or suppressed, so obviously when she is w/o her humanity KLAUS exercises restraint on her behalf, like can you imagine that, Klaus restraining himself and being the vague, extremely broken and just largely inaccurate moral compass between the two of them for ALL the wrong reasons- and the entirety of NOLA just standing there watching him herd this baby vampire who seems to be intent on riling him up and angering him when all she is doing is giving him a massive hybrid hard on, like IMAGINE THE GOODNESS of non-humanity Caroline wrecking NOLA and Klaus letting her wreck it bc he is helpless in the face of Caroline Forbes and also bc he is quite honestly *enjoying* the debauchery himself so why put a damper on the festivities.

-I might wanna add that I favour this headcanon a lot bc I genuinely do not even remotely *like* the idea of NOLA as Klaus's chosen place to set his roots so like I would love Caroline going to NOLA and destroying everything there just bc I detest NOLA and the storyline behind it in TO. (yes is it petty? Obvi, but like I am a petty soul and I make no apologies ma’am)

HEADCANON 2

So yeah that’s my main TO headcanon, but my other one being, one I talk about very frequently, scream about in tag rants to an obsessive level, and like this is a cracky one but still very valid, where Caroline rolls up to NOLA humanity intact and all, finds Hayley preggo and is just laughing her fucking ass off bc anybody ANYBODY, with half a brain and a two minute convo w klaus would know how UTTERLY stupid the entire baby shit is especially when it’s with an immemorable one night stand, and Caroline’s just losing her shit about how like an entire city is obssessed w this baby and she just straight up tells Klaus he’d SUCK as a dad (which he really does tho like he was a shitty fucking dad canonically too) and Klaus is just like *sigh* girl tell me about it. I mean basically he’s finally relieved that someone is on his side about the whole baby thing and how he definitely does not want his entire millennium of life to finally sum up to this one squalling leaking stinky infant/unicorn Hayley is apparently baking in her oven, and I say this headcanon is cracky bc klaus would never have put up w this mess long enough for Caroline to come in and sort it out, there’s this preferred method of disposal of his called heart ripping that would've been employed quite early on and honestly saved us all a lot of brain cells and minused years of life, bc let’s be real any Klaus who’s NOT a lil snivelling bitch wearing a Klaus skinsuit would’ve yeeted the baby and the mama first chance he got, and that’s just how I see it.

Lmao I really hope I didnt scare you away w my *strong* opinions Ik they can be a bit much but I enjoy having them so theyre not going anywhere, anyways this ask answer got WAYYYY too long but I’m hoping I answered your question well with this or atleast left you slightly confused and bemused over my feral screaming....either ways I’m really really really happy to have got your ask and the chance to rant so much bs, Twas cathartic and honestly I had nothing to do today so I was more than happy to dish this baby out for you. Thank you so much sweet anon for putting a smile on my face today I am absolutely HONOURED by your words you’sa cutie 💖💞✨🗣🗣

[yeetussfetus]

hehe thawn

ok ok ok so ik that this was an idea so long ago but i wanted to write something and like this is all i could come up with pls dont come @ me 

Eli looked at his comm, which beeped out a “NOT RESPONDING, NOT RESPONDING” every few seconds. He let out an angry sigh and shut it off, too tired to think. You weren’t responding to any of his calls and he was going to need you on the bridge soon, and he wanted to make sure that Thrawn wasn’t the one who has to go and find you, since Thrawn was always lenient with you about these things.

Truly, he had no idea how a man of such elegance and high standards fell for someone so feral, but oh well. It’s not that you didn’t do your job, it was just more of your personality. He remembers someone describing you as a raccoon in someones trash bin at 3 am, and honestly, that description fit you just well. From waking up in the early hours to make a full course meal, to climbing through the vents instead of walking through the halls, it was a wonder how you even got into the navy. Even more of a wonder on how you befriended so many higher ups.

He turned to the nearest lieutenant, and said, “stay here, I’ll try and find her. If you don’t hear from me by the time Grand Admiral Thrawn comes back, tell him to find her himself.” As he left, he let out a tiny strew of curses towards you and your little stupid antics. Of course, he still was your friend, but he was tired of having to remind you about how to be an adult.

He looked down at his command and saw that you were in… a stormtrooper living area? No, wait, you were in a nearby hallway. What the-

Now more curious than tired, he almost rushed past other officers towards the lower levels of the Chimera, not really caring about how late he was to the meeting.

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Finally, reaching the hallway, he turned and surprisingly, the door was closed. It wasn’t locked, though, so Eli opened it: just in time for a shopping cart to be launched straight at him. He slammed his fist on the control panel again, and the doors shut, and a few seconds later, he heard a loud BANG from the other side of the door.

He opened the door again to reveal that it was none other than you in the cart, and you almost looked happy: almost. But when you turned and saw Eli, you were expecting a tirade of concerned mom friend instincts and for him to drag you back to the bridge, telling you that Thrawn wanted you or that you were late to a meeting. What you were not expecting was for him to enter the hallway, close the doors, and say, “I’m going next, or else I’ll snitch.”

Realizing that he was serious, you said, “Oooohhh, Eli, you know snitches get stitches-” 

“Did I stutter.” 

“... no and fine, but then give the rest of them a turn.” Eli looked behind you to see maybe 4 stormtroopers who were very confused on why a commander was there and why he was talking to you, but then again, you had asked to join them on their fun, and you worked close with the Grand Admiral of the ship, so it wasn’t the weirdest thing they had seen.

Rushing the cart back to  top of the almost slanted hallway, Eli hopped in and grinning like a madman, you launched him down and for once in his life, he didn’t really care about what anyone would think about his unprofessionalism.

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Thrawn was checking the clock every minute, wondering why not only you, but Eli was late, which for you, wasn’t that much of a problem, but for you and Eli? Something was up, or at least, something was wrong. He looked around the room, to see that every officer in the room seemed… tired. Deciding to reschedule the meeting, since it was more of an optional one, he told the officers who arrived to take the rest of the day off, and that the meeting was to be rescheduled another day. Then, he headed out of the office to find you and Eli.

Following both of your comms was easy: what he wasn’t expecting was for you two to be near the stormtrooper quarters. Why would you be there? At this point he was almost concerned about why you would be there. He walked a little faster trying to wrap his head around the fact that you would be there of all places, but hey, it's you, he couldn’t figure you out if you had a list of things you would do on a daily basis.

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Reaching the hallway that your comm stated that you two were in, he hears- a wheel. A few wheels of some kind being dragged away from the door. Then, it suddenly stops. He listens closely and he was able to hear your voice, and then Elis. It sounded like you two were arguing. Of course, he wasn't able to figure out what it was about. Thrawn decided to open the door, and take a look at what you were doing. However, he chose the wrong moment to open the door, because unlike Eli, he didn’t have time to close the doors, as he saw you and Eli in a shopping cart, rolling down straight for him. 

Realizing he couldn’t just close the doors, he slid against the walls as you and Eli rushed by him with the shopping cart. He looked up the hallway and saw that whoever you two were with leaving already. He sighed and decided to let it go for them, but of course, not for you two.

He stood back in the middle of the doorway as you hopped out of the cart. Eli tried to follow, but you motioned for him to stay in the cart. He slumped back down in the cart, knowing that he could just pin the blame on you, but instead he just crossed his arms, waiting for you to say something since it seemed like you had a plan. Thrawn straightened up and stared you both down, before asking one simple question.

“Where did you get the shopping cart?”

You held up a hand with your pointer finger, and at first Eli was expecting some bullshit lie, since it wasn’t actually you or Eli to acquire the cart, but it was actually the troopers.

What he wasn’t expecting was for you to grab the handle of the cart and start booking it to wherever Thrawn wasn’t. He felt himself go to one side of the cart then another as you twisted your ways around the halls. Thrawn simply sighed and then, too tired to deal with your bullshit, he started to chase after you two. 

Eli looked behind you to see Thrawn running after you two and started to panic. “_____, why the hell is he chasing us?” “For fucks sake, you think I know- wait he's chasing us.”

You looked over your shoulder to see that yes, Thrawn, your boyfriend, was chasing you and Eli through the ship. What was even scarier was that one, he was tall, he did actually look like a murderer, and two, his face was darkened, and the only thing you could see from this far was his blood red eyes. 

Enough to scare you, you turned back to continue your way through the ship as Thrawn chased you down the many hallways, and Eli was the one with the most terror in his eyes, since Thrawn seemed to be gaining on the two of you.

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Tarkin walked to the bridge of the Chimera, expecting you to be there. However, surprisingly, you weren’t, and neither was the deformed fruit Thrawn. His mood quickly decreased as he turned towards the nearest officer. “Where is commander _____?” The officer stood there for a second, before he explained, “Well, sir, she is… um…”

Tarkin was about to insult the man for his slowness in responding, when Kallus appeared in front of the doorway. “Commander _____ is pushing Commander Vanto in a shopping cart while they are running from Grand Admiral Thrawn.”

Tarkin turned towards Kallus with a confused look. “What?”

Kallus pulled out a datapad that showed a few security footage that were picked up, showing you pushing Eli in a shopping cart at full speed, while Eli was screaming at something behind you. Suddenly, Thrawn came into view, running straight for the two of you. Tarkin immidialy started to move out of the room, mumbling something along the lines of, “I’m gonna beat that son of a bitch to death” as he walked out of the room. 

Kallus stood there for a moment, then shrugged his shoulders and moved on with his life. This wasn’t the weirdest thing he has seen happen with you two.

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lmao pls take this i had to shoot myself in the foot to get this /s. anyway if yall wanna send in a ask i guess just send it in. is it technically request?? idgaf just send it in and ill try my best. 

oh also big thanks to @fallenrepublick u really helped me get inspired for writings

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 30.10.20 lb

lol ishani is suchhhhhhhhh a messy bitch. not even pretending to look less than outright gleeful.

le, iska rona shuru. god sis, you knowwwwwww these bitches have it out for you, then why do you give them the satisfaction of seeing this reaction???

yeh aadmi hai ya bhagwaan? koi bhi jagaah koi bhi time marzi se prakat ho jaata hai.

THAT FUCKING STUPIDASS SCARF IS RUINING THE WHOLEEEEEE LOOOK. GOD WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO HIM?????????

TUMNE JITNE TELLYWOOD FANS KO KHOOOON KE AANSOON RULAAYE HAINNNNA SHIRALI, BHAGWAN TUMHE IN PAAPON KE LIYE KABHI NAHI MAAF KAREGA!!!!!!!!!!

also, just noticed the set and production design credits and finally have names to put on all the hate mail i wanna send.

naaaah jk, i think it's really nice that they got employment in this pandemic, even with their OBVIOUS lack of taste. so much so, that it seems to be a medical condition! 

anyway, he said he got this sargi for ishani on behalf of angre, but since she's got hers anyway, this one can be given to riddhima. noice. this fucker be worming his way into my heart with shit like this.

inka phir se popat bann gaya.

mummy biting out and giving the worst blessing of all, “sadaa suhaagan raho.” which is just an elaborate way of saying "hope you die before your husband does, because life without a man is worse than death itself!!!!!!"

“thank you mummyji. aapne ~~sachchi neeyat~~~ se sargi taiyyar kii thi toh dekhiye, mere haath khaali nahi hain!”

lmao nice. where was this riddhima allllll along?????? i've been waitinggggg for this snarky bitchhhhh who doesn't take shit!!!!!

le, aadarsh bahu mode is back on. sab ke liye koi paath ka intezaam kiya. chanchal chachi was right, she's suchhhhh a annoying suck-up to dadi, honestly.

husband is like here, no one's looking; sneak some almonds, come on. yes, i approve. this the kinda man* you want ladies. one who's willing to have a few hours taken off his lifespan so you don't get hangry.

(*T&C strictly apply: only in this feeding waala criteria wrt this dude. baaki sab toh disaster hi disaster hai iss mein.)

“kaisi baat kar rahe ho??? vrat sachchi nishtha se kii jati hai. koi nahi dekh raha par bhagwaan dekh rahe hain!”

lmao, the most appropriate response. 

wait you guys genuinely need a gif of this moment, coz it’s priceless:

i can't believe they don't let this dude move his face in this show when he is the MOST ENTERTAINING when he doessssss.

he's like dude i'll adjust with the 2 hours less in my life, but dharampatni is i won’t let you escape a minute of suffering existence in this flesh prison we’re all trapped in, so help me god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who the fuckkkkkkkkk is this????? and you know you didn't need a needle on the syringe for this whole thing, don't you???

vansh's "baaz ki nazar" toh i've long given up on, but riddhima's peripheral vision also seems to be completely shit if she didn't notice a wholeass person wrapped in all black skulking around directly in her eyeline, not 10 feet away.

lmaooooooo dadi is like tf you doing here, and the hasty retreat he beat. scaryass men soft for their sweet old grandmas is a trend i really do love in tellywood.

oh i like ishani's outfit.

blah blah blah KC gyaan idgaf.

riddhima has lit diya and instant cough attack from the smoke.

it's her. she's the one who did this. looks like she's okay with bhai dying a few days earlier than fated, as long as it means she knocks riddhima down a few pegs.

mummy rubbing it in saying dekho yeh akhand paath hai, beech mein rukna nahi chahiye, apshagun hota hai. godddddddddddddd.

I HONESTLY CANNOT WATCH HER COUGH AND CHOKE THROUGH THIS THE SHEER RIDICULOUSNESS OF THIS IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEEEEEEE

yeh lo ji, parmeshwar prakat ho gaye to save the day and read the paath himself.

all dudes in the world should be in whatever business this guy and angre are in. ki biwi mil gayi toh it manages itself while he devotes himself to her.

lmao the sheer earnestness with which he's narrating the KC paath. both wholesome and fucking hilarious. looks like those primary school kids at their first public speaking contest.

i am ishani. god, why won't this scene just endddddddd already, i'm dying of cringe.

whoooooooooooops. bhai is pointedly asking ki how riddhima's throat got messed up when she was fine like 3 min ago.

behen is giving earnesttttttt excuses and he's really "sure jan"-ing her.

dadi's all no matter what issues crop up in these two's lives, i'm sure they'll win over it with their lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrve. yeah, it looks that way rn, but i wouldn't be quite so optimistic yet, dadi.

literally no one is surprised by this revelation.

oh god, she has something more planned. man who are these ppl with so much energy in their lives WHILE PREGNANT, to do such scheming and plotting??????? just my period cramps have me taking 2 hours off work to curl up on my heat pad and cry about ouchieeeeeee.

great. ragini ko ab daure pad rahein hain.

and poor angre is saddled with getting her treatment. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THESE TROUBLESOME WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE VANSH?!?!?! EK ADIYAL BEHEN ISKE SAR PE BAANDH DI HAI WOH KAAFI NAHI THA, KI AB INVALID EX KO BHI ISKE HI HAATH MEIN THAMAA DIYA. i know you got your hands full with that disaster wife of yours, but come on man.

oh god is he gonna blow up at her again for eavesdropping!?!!?!?!?

thank the lord above, she had airpods in. (also lmao, ofc she's literally the airpods meme.)

isn't HE supposed to give HER a gift today???

i liked his other watch better. but this watch is supposedly riddhima “ke dil ki dhadkano se judi hai” so........ i'm no expert in cutting edge watch technology, so sure. sounds like something that would be available for the wives of billionaire gangster’s wives to buy.

oh man she got herself a matching one. which ofc is “tumhare dil ki dhadkano se judi hai.” lord, she CHEESY CHEESYYYYYYYYYYYY. and i'm mildly lactose intolerant, so 🤢🤢🤢

this dude is not though. he falling for this hard and fast. which is....... unexpected. nice, but also suspicious.

“yeh ghadiyaan chahe rahein naa rahein riddhima, lekin tum mere dil mein hamesha rahogi.”

that's sweet. and i'd believe and squee over it if this was any other show. i would. but in this show, literally everyone other than dadi/siya is out to fuck each other over and i don't trust a single goddamn word out their hissy snake mouths.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand ofc he's vrat-ing for her too. BECAUSE THIS IS A FEMINIST SHOW WITH THIS VERY FEMINIST HERO OK?!!!!!!?!?!!!!?!? THIS ONE EPISODE ABSOLVES ALLLLLLLLLLLL THE OTHER 98 EPISODES FILLED WITH HOT FLAMING TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

“apni umar badhaake kya karoonga main, agar tum saath nahi ho. main chahta hoon ki tum meri zindagi ki aakhri saans tak mere saath raho.”

again, very very sweet and all, esp. with these soft melty eyes; but it's this show. and we saw the upcoming promo. sooooooooo, kill bill sirens in my head, i'm afraid.

both mann hi mann mein deciding to tell each other the truth about their backstories after the vrat. which should work out splendidlyyyyyyy.

lo ji dream sequence shuru. voot blocked the music but colors put up the scene with bol na halke halke on instaTV so i watched it there.

yesssssssssss you messy trainwrecks. get it onnnnnnnnnn.

this is literally alllll i am watching this show for. the moment y'all bang in canon, i'm outttttttttttt. it's always the best time to quit a tellywood show. always. take this protip from wise, old TT. quit the show the episode the lead couples fuck. just trust me on this.

idk WHOSE dream sequence this is, but lmao it's got the vibes of a not-that-great wedding "promo" thing ppl have got going on these days. which one of y'all is binging these on youtube and thus has their subconscious filled with it/??? it's gotta be riddhima, but it would be absolutely fucking hilariousssssss if it was in fact, vansh.

yup. it was her dumb ass. i bet she had the exact video in mind for kabir and just cut-copy-pasted vansh's face in there from the last week onwards.

oh chachi's back from maayka for vrat kholing.

mans literally do be looking like the chand today. because they eased up on his yellow foundation, thank god.

poor ishani. god, this is why we need feminism. so our sisters don't get pushed into shit like this against their willllllllllllllllll.

dadi and siya shipping riansh to the point of making ppl uncomfortable. what next, you gonna be writing mature fanfic about them on IF????? BACK THE FUCK OFF, YOU WEIRDOS.

“humaare plans kamyaab hote toh vansh iss waqt riddhima ko zeher ki pyaali pilaa raha hota. hmph.”

lmaoooooooooooooooo mummy is an eternalllllllll mood.

this one is getting overly emotional about her first completed karwachauth vrat. eat a snickers, bitch.

dadi overpromising and saying shit like evennnnnnnnn god himself can't shake your love for each other, tumhari prem kahaani billlkulllll pooori hogi and what not. oh dadi, did YOU not see the promo?????

this one got the footage she needed and has duly handed it over to bhai. both of vansh's sisters have the trait for going straightttttt to him with their sordid discoveries, albeit for completely polar reasons.

lmaoooooo the way she peaced out.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's started growling about how all this KC naatak was fake and and vowing revenge and games for her dhokaaaaaaaaaa. i hate to say it but............ i told you so.

also abbe oh gobar ganesh. itna CCTV footage mila hai kahin se, toh baaki ka bhi toh dhoond, where you see how she got into the bloody dickey?!?!???! nahi, 2 out-of-context second hi dekh ke paagal saand ki taraah bekaabu ho jaana hai. shit for brains, literally everyone in this show has.

anyway, if i was vansh’s murti maker, i’d be expecting a call righhhhhht about now. riddhima yahaan rahe na rahe, uski murti zaroor rahegi, which vansh and his next paramour will demolish together as a bonding/foreplay exercise.​