#She's defrosting

[diino8081]

she's defrosting

[mintyscuriocabinet]

It's That Time of Year Again, Lads...

I'm super excited to watch The Late Late Toy Show this Friday! I've been watching it every single year for as long as I can remember. Will you guys be watching it too?

Also, I better see you all Minty posting this month! I wonder if we can get A Very Minty Christmas trending? 👀 It's a tall order but I think we can do it.

I hope you all have a wonderful December!

[bogos-bint3d]

November 30th. One day until... One DAY... until it is truly upon us. Far far in the hidden depths of the North Pole, it begins again, as a familiar, chilling tune grows louder, and her icy enclosure once more begins to melt. There is no stopping her. There is no escaping her. She WILL get you for Christmas. You know it's all she wants. Every single year, try as you can she WILL find you, and all the burning of the planet has done has prematured her slow return. The ice cracks. The fractures grow bigger and bigger. It is time. She has fully defrosted.

[gaybiccc]

me : i guess halloween is final over, i'll start getting ready for than-

*Jingle bells start playing in the background*

Me : OH NO

[troublerats]

SHE'S DEFROSTED

[misssclumsy]

She's 10 but she sleeps 11 hours then she's 12

[adhdtranstheatrekid]

SHE'S DEFROSTING

Oh... oh no.

[rococo-unofficial]

"Why do I keep seeing posts about a woman defrosting? Why was she frozen????? What is going on????"

[intothemacabre]

it's almost m.urder h.ouse season <3

[villainous-osha-official]

As the holidays approach, we here at C.R.I.M.E would like to remind you that while not technically required in either C.R.I.M.E guidelines or the Goonion Charter, holiday parties are highly encouraged to boost morale. Some recommendations for holiday parties include: Make sure that a diverse selection of treats are available and account for any known dietary requirements—Mad Chemists Anonymous has recently published a helpful holiday cookbook. Provide optional entertainment as well as, if necessary, childcare. Take this as an opportunity to learn about other cultures. Use the opportunity of the annual company bake sale to finally exact your revenge upon that hussy, Becky—her lemon bars last year weren't even that good.

For heists, hold-ups, and various acts of villany in colder climates, some additional precautions should be taken to ensure the safety of you and your henchpeople. For guidelines on this, please consult Section V-35, paragraphs 19 through 38.

Condolences are extended to the families of the victims of this year's Defrosting Incident. Generally, there are few to no casualties when [REDACTED] is released from [REDACTED] [REDACTED][REDACTED] to wreak havoc on the Heroes, burn The [REDACTED] into the minds of millions, and distract Heroes from our collective schemes. However, due to some unforeseen events involving some Heroes this year's release was particularly violent. Please refer to section V-21 if this occurred to one or more of your henchpeople. Condolences are once again offered to the families of the affected, and all proceeds of the C.R.I.M.E Annual Holiday Bake Sale not already allotted to various Goonion-run charities and shelters, will go to the Fridged Henchpeople's Memorial Fund.

IMPORTANT:

Per C.R.I.M.E guidelines, as well as the Goonion Charter, henchpeople are to be granted holiday leave upon request.

We may be criminals, but that does not mean we cannot do crime safely.

Crimen Bene Factum—Do Crime Well.

[sunnythemartian]

𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝓉𝒾𝒾𝒾𝒾𝒾𝒾𝒾𝒾𝒾𝒾𝓂𝑒~

[heyitsnyixie]

Heyyy. Enjoying your fall?

Good. Good.

You treasure that while it lasts.

Because she is coming. And no force on Earth will stop her.

[cptnchaos0]

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[smallpwbbles]

POV: it’s November 1st, 12:00am

[moon-n-night]

I went to a long road trip on the mountain and forget to touch some grass, here’s another comic. I been hearing Christmas songs in malls all the time.