#She got too silly and woke the haters up

[lightning-jay]

Stormbringer Cookie redesign!!!! Because guess what. I LOVE HER!!! ADORE HER EVEN!!!!

[ilycosy]

❝ YOU FREE 2NIGHT ? ❞ | LUKE CASTELLAN

pairing : luke castellan x reader

summary — it's a cold february morning, nothing special to you, really. but there's that sickening air around camp that has everyone in a trance, you'll escape it this year again of course. or will you?

warnings : reader is a hater , luke is a helpless romantic loser , they're both awkward teenagers but it's so cute , percabeth !!!

aﾉn — a valentines day fic !! 🤍 i hope u guys enjoy <33 i rlly like writing luke as a loser but i think u guys alr know that sjshak

you woke to hushed giggles in the cabin, an aphrodite boy perched up on one of your half brothers. basically eating each other's faces before anyone wakes up to see them, you roll your eyes.

listen, you weren't entirely against romance. just all the bits where you have to share yourself with your 'special person', especially in public. pda was your own personal tartarus, you were sure of it.

which is why it was shocking to receive a stupid note during breakfast from luke asking if you're free tonight, misspelled might you add. and even though you found it stupid, you couldn't help but wonder why he would even bother with you.

you— the person who once told him that he had the face of a sloth, the person who shoved him into the lake just because you could, the person who told him to 'get over' hermes when he came to camp. really, you couldn't think of any reason he'd ever like you.

but with how he smiled eagerly when you opened the note, and how he waved and did a thumbs up when you read it. you ditched the unsure thoughts of him just lying to you. you weren't free anymore.

you circled the no answer box, slipping the note back to him when your cabin was called for the offerings. trying not to look at him when he got cheesy and had percy come over to tell you to meet luke at a spot.

"luke said he wants you to meet him at," percy looks down at his hand, like he's reading from a fake script. "the place you poured juice onto his head? he's speaking in riddles to me, man."

you almost smiled at percy's sarcastic tone, but instead, you rolled your eyes and took a bite of your food. "tell him ill be there at 7." you say, turning your full attention to your food after.

you think you hear percy say, 'aye aye captain.' but you can't really be sure. you're too busy wondering how you're going to keep your food down with how your stomachs churning just thinking about what will happen.

well, turns out— 7 will come a lot sooner when you're stressing about what will happen at that time, the movies lied to you!

you sit anxiously at a clearing in the forest, looking around as you remember how you had dumped apple juice onto lukes head when you both were 15. you claimed it was to cool him down, but really, it was because he had called you pretty.

twigs snap behind you, and when you snap your head around, you're greeted with cupcakes?

"hey," luke greets, calmly sitting next to you like this was a casual hangout. "you hungry?" he asks, but he's a little nervous. his voice strained and his face a little red as he holds out sloppy cupcakes, clearly done by him and younger campers.

the cupcakes are messy, but they smell delicious. you almost grab one before reading what is spelt out on them, 'kiss me?'

you can't help but laugh, giggling to yourself as you hover over the k cupcake. "man i knew it was silly," he groans, setting the platter in his lap as he looks away embarrassedly. "i knew you hated pda, so i did it away from others but i shouldn't have listened to annabeth with the cupcakes it's just she said percy did it and she loved it and–"

you pressed a finger to his lips, picking up the cupcake you wanted. taking a slow bite as you savor it, thinking about his rant while he stares at you with wide eyes. you ignore how you swear both your hearts are beating in sync.

"it's sweet," you say, not knowing if you're talking about the cupcake or his confession. "it's not silly." it comes out before you can even think about what you're saying, you're talking about the confession?

it shocks both of you clearly. "you're sure?" he asks hesitantly, drumming his fingers on the platter. "i had help from demeter kids with the cooking, so i hope it's good, but are you sure that it's not stupid you don't have to call it sweet i get—"

you press your lips to his hesitantly, unsure of what you're doing, but honestly, he needed to shut up. he sits stiffly with the cupcakes on him, his hands coming up to pull you closer. you both awkwardly avoid dropping any while you kiss, teeth clashing together a few times.

when you both pull away you can't help but laugh, his dazed and blushing face so close to yours that he can smell the sugar and dinner on your breath. he starts laughing too, leaning his forehead on yours.

"im not free tonight," you whisper, watching as he looks at you confusedly. the angle is a little silly to look at him from, but for some reason your heart beats harder in your ears. "i think im taken."

his confused face splits into a stupid grin, pressing another kiss against your mouth before he lifts up the question mark cupcake. "by me?" he asks, cheesily but you can't imagine it being any other way.

"yes," you roll your eyes but your voice is soft, and he thinks his heart will explode in his chest. "by you."

[chamomilecamille]

I woke up and I feel like most of my brainworms are gone and part of that I think is because I feel like I have a much clearer idea of who Ai is as a character after sleeping on it.

She's definitely complicated but I see it as she's a silly goofy liar who's gotten so used to just saying whatever fits that she doesn't know what part is her anymore. In a way she somewhat got what she wanted, her lies became her truth in part. On one hand you have how she is outwardly. Silly goofy, fun, etc. Underneath she's a people-hater as she said. I'm getting part of this from the song アイドル which comes from her perspective. I think she looks down on that part of her that hates people and feels it's her true self. And really it's hard to tell where the care ends and where the manipulation begins but with how she navigates the industry I'm sure she's rather used to some manipulation. It's something Ruby inherits from her. She likely does it unintentionally to those she cares about and partially sees to use them while still caring about them on a level deeper than she realizes. That's a lot like Aqua later on. Sometimes it's easier to look at her when you look at Ruby and Aqua since they're both very much both parts of her. When she mentions her 'true self' later in the manga she gets those black stars in her eyes, a sign of maliciousness as we see in both Aqua and Ruby at points.

In short: A silly goofy liar and manipulator who's a self-proclaimed people hater and at the same time wants to be that good person that she puts forward, and ends up tangling herself up and not knowing what she cares about or not anymore which leads to, in part, her actually feeling that love in some way.

What still brings me in is what her love is. She says her lies are her way of love. She puts her most into her lying in order to someday feel those words she's saying. What I think is that she's more in love with the idea of wanting to love than the love itself. It's why she puts so much effort into wanting to love people. She does it because she wants to feel it, not because she loves the people.

She can't bring herself to say 'I love you' to her kids because she's scared she'll realize she's lying-- and I think that's what shows her real love. To her kids.

Long ramble in summary: silly goofy liar and maniplator who's got herself in knots over her own love of love and doesn't realize she actually cares for certain people after lying so much. She's a mix of wanting to be good and acting on her darker aspects too.

Ai is a really interesting character to me and it’s been hard to get her out of my mind the past day or two. I think there’s a few reasons for that. One is the twisted industry she’s in– it’s really fucked up. But the other is her lies. That she lies to everyone and never fully felt love until her kids. It makes me wonder– she lied so hard, she gave it her all, and like she says, is that its own sorta fucked up form of love? She didn’t really feel all of it and it makes me wonder where the lies ended and the real part showed. Was she even genuine with her kids or was she partly being the shining mother she thought they deserved? At one point it’s said by herself when she’s young that she’s a people-hater and I wonder if that continues further on. She tries her best to love her fans even though she doesn’t feel an ounce, supposedly. But even when stabbed she didn’t curse him out or anything, she remembered and still wanted to love the guy that literally just put a hole in her. Her lying, and so desperately wanting to love is something, in a sorta twisted way, that reminds me of my own aromanticism. I feel love, I know that much, but I don’t feel romantic love and I think she sorta struck a chord with me in that regard. I know a good amount of aromantics who very much want to feel love and feel like they’re broken from it, and of course there can be twisted scernarios where people lie their way into relationships to make others happy or to hope they finally feel something. I think that’s another part of what fascinates me. It’s hard for me to get a solid grasp on her character because I can’t tell what she’s like– I can’t tell what are lies and what aren’t. Does she actually like being friendly with people? With Miyako and the president? She must to some extent, right? Or maybe that part’s a lie too. She’s really hard to get a grasp on. Also that she’s dead. She dies loving her kids, being right there with them and finally being able to say “I love you” without lying. Maybe that’s just my attachment to motherly characters. When she’s at the hospital, not thinking she’s recognised, it’s noted that she’s a bit more straightforward and silly than she is on-screen, which it can be assumed she’s being somewhat real there but it really makes me wonder if she was putting on a face there too, even if it was a different one. Her eyes fascinate me and it makes me wonder if the stars in her eyes symbolize her lies. I think another part is that the idea that she might be toxic. I don’t think she’d want to be, but lying that much about who you are and everything 24/7 without meaning an ounce surely means some manipulation and stuff like that, right? I dunno that dark part of her really draws me to her too. tl;dr I dunno Ai’s really interesting to me because I have a hard time getting a good grasp on her character and she has a supposedly venomous side too. It makes me wonder what kind of person she truly is.

[shtcablogs]

All The Times I Lost My Sh*t While Watching ‘thank u, next’

Our Heavenly Father Ariana Grande has blessed us mortals with first musical and now visual perfection via ‘thank u, next’. If you haven’t seen the music video yet, then what the hell are you doing reading my blog? Go watch something that’s actually worth your time. 

If you lived in a bunker Kimmy Schmidt style for all of the early 2000s, I’ll quickly break down the parodies in this video for you. We start with “Mean Girls” - the gossip montage, the Plastics, and the winter talent show scene - more on that later. Then we hit “Bring It On” - the flirty toothbrush scene and the Toros cheerleaders. Then we’ve got “13 Going on 30″ - the part where Jennifer Garner crashes her childhood best friend’s wedding and cries into her old dollhouse. Lastly, my personal favorite of the bunch, “Legally Blonde”. Ari pulls up with Bruiser, gets her nails done, sunbathes on the lawn, etc. The entire video is a mash-up recreating scenes from those four movies. Now what you came here for, the 20 moments from the TUN video where I straight up lost my shit, chronologically. Here we go.

1. AARON SAMUELS

You give us Aaron Samuels within the first 20 seconds? Right then and there I knew this music video would change my life. I hope Ari tapped that.

2. WIDE SET VAGINA GIRL

You know this chick from “Mean Girls”, or you at least know her famous quotes from the film.  “I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops. So I bought army pants and flip flops.” “I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.” This girl isn’t even named in the movie but her quotes are still relevant 15 years later.

3. MEAN GIRLS FONT

Damn this font gets me hype. What a f*cking mash-up.

4. THE BURN BOOK

Literally all I want to do on a Friday night is scrapbook with Ariana Grande about our ex-boyfriends. Her burn book would be a lot thicker and more attractive than mine, but that’s another story.

5. SEAN’S PAGE

Hello, this is the shit I live for. This is Big Sean’s page, Ariana’s first real famous boyfriend. It reads “Sean [heart] / so cute / so sweet / (could still get it)”. COULD STILL GET IT!!! OKAY ARI!!!!! But yeah I don’t blame you, he could get it from me, too. 

6. “SRY I DIPPED”

We’re now onto Pete Davidson’s page. On the top, Ari writes “sry I dipped”. SORRY I DIPPED. I noticed this blurb the very first time I watched the video with my friend Lardia. “HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE WROTE ON PETE’S PAGE? REWIND IT!” and then we laughed for a solid minute. Such a savage and nonchalant thing to say. You were engaged to this dude, for crying out loud. I love it.

7. HUUUUGE

Also on Pete’s page, “HUUUUGE” with four U’s. She broke the dude’s heart, but I think this kind of makes up for it. She just informed the entire world that her ex is packing major heat. Good for you, Pete Davidson. Cash in on this attention.

8. KAREN CHECKING THE WEATHER

“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.” 

9. THE JINGLE BELL ROCK

Definitely one of the most memorable scenes from “Mean Girls”, the winter talent show where the Plastics dance to “Jingle Bell Rock”. I love twerking to Christmas music.

10. YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING. I screamed so loud when I first saw this that I woke my neighbor’s baby. Having Kris Jenner parody Amy Poehler’s role of Regina’s mom in “Mean Girls” is the most genius idea of the 21st century. Kris is often compared to Regina’s mom, mostly for an early episode of KUWTK where Kim poses for Playboy and Kris films her from the sidelines with a camera phone. And that’s where “You’re doing amazing, sweetie” was born. 

11. I’M A COOL MOM

This KJ dancing GIF is everything to me. The hoop earrings, velour tracksuit, old school camcorder, it’s a f*cking look and she pulls it off like no other. My only dream in life is to become famous enough that Kris Jenner will agree to make a cameo in one of my projects. And then we become best friends and spend our days drinking dry martinis and handling crises. She then decides that the family has gotten too large for her to manage alone. We become business partners. I manage all of the grandkids. I constantly pit them against one another so they’ll work harder and maintain that competitive edge. They call me Aunt CA. Kris becomes older and starts forgetting things like how to work the ice machine and the names of Kim’s ex-husbands. She doesn’t trust anyone but me to take care of her, so I move in. I legally change my last name to Kardashian. Kris passes at the age of 96. I grieve for months but finally find the strength to go on. Business must resume, that’s what Kris would want. I continue her legacy and the grandkids become even more famous than their parents. The Kardashians/Jenners/Disicks/Wests/Thompsons/Websters/whoever the fuck else they decide to have kids with are a multi-generational dynasty thanks to Kris and her apprentice, me. I wear a “What Would Kris Jenner Do” gold diamond bracelet and look at it every day and think fondly of the great times we had together. She may be gone, but she will never be forgotten. 

Jesus Christ. Talk about a rabbit hole. Back to the music video.

12. THE TOROS

“I’m sexy, I’m cute. I’m popular to boot! I’m bitchin’, great hair. The boys all love to stare!” Classic film. Extra points for the pregnant cheerleader. That shit’s hilarious. Also I’ve never seen anything cuter than tiny ass Ariana Grande in a cheer uniform.

13. SUNBATHING AT HARVARD

ICONIC. Legally Blonde is one of my all time favorite movies, mainly for Elle’s wardrobe and hilarious antics like laying out/studying in the middle of campus and going to buy a Macbook wearing a bunny costume. This is definitely one of the best shots in the music video. 

14. PAULETTE

HOLY SHIT IT’S THE REAL PAULETTE. Jennifer Coolidge is freaking hilarious and masterfully played one of the funniest characters of all time IMO. The mid-music video convo with Ari and Paulette in the nail salon had me rolling. “Well, I’ve only gone out with one guy that had a big front tooth, and I liked it cause he never got anything stuck in the front teeth. Have you ever gone out with someone that had no teeth at all?” So silly but in the best way. 

15. THE DOLLHOUSE

Ah, the good ol’ dollhouse from 13 Going On 30. Ariana looks so simple and innocent in this costume, it’s so unlike the rest of the video. I loved the single tear rolling down her cheek.

16. BRUISER ON A POOL FLOAT

Of course they needed a Bruiser. I will say, that’s a big fuckin’ chihuahua. It’s gotta be someone related to this video’s dog, because surely they could’ve cast a more normal sized chihuahua?  

17. THE BEND AND SNAP

YASSSSSS. Ari’s got the best bend and snap I’ve ever seen, other than maybe Elle Woods herself. Also I just noticed that lady in the purple jumpsuit and beaded braids looks identical to the woman in the movie from this scene. It’s all recreated to perfection.

18. THE UPS GUY

Zamnnnn get it, Paulette. UPS guy is a smokeshow. “I’ve got a package.” “He’s got a package.”

19. F*CK YOU

Mood always. Just me in my dorm room, working on my fitness, studying for my Torts final, wearing a crop top, flicking off the haters. 

20. THANK U NEXT, BITCH

BEST PART OF THE VIDEO. NOTHING WILL EVER COMPARE. MY NEW RINGTONE. HISTORIANS GET OUT YOUR PENS. KRIS JENNER JUST WON 2018.

THANK U NEXT, BITCH!

In the name of breaking the internet,

CA

[facepalming-since-chernobyl]

Love is like a fart - an anti SC fandom fic

On AO3 HERE

For people who are tired of THAT fandom’s BULLSHIT.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

ME: This fic is very serious. No joking. No sarcasm. No irony. I’m dead serious. Serious like a heart attack. Serious like-

MON-EL: Like Serious Black?

ME: It’s SIRIUS Black and what the hell are you doing here?! Go back to the fic!

MON-EL: :(

ME: *cough awkwardly* Well, enjoy.

*

Lena and Kara, the loverbirds tortured and separated by bad writers, bad boyfriends and bad dead boyfriends were finally sitting in a super fancy, super exclusive apartment that Lena bought for Kara. Every free space was filled with roses. Lena also bought Kara two restaurants, super expensive car, a cottage in mountains and Monaco.

Because this is what you do when you truly and eternally love someone - you overwhelm your lover with not needed stuff. Because this is a sign of magical and pure love.

And well, because you are loaded, don’t give a shit about money and you can make that person feel like she owes you. #HealthyRelationshipGoals!!!

*

MXY: *munching popcorn* I can relate.

ME: What the fuck are you doing here?

MXY: Stalking.

ME: UGH.

*

Kara and Lena were sitting on a couch and sharing a blanket, because there is nothing more romantic than stealing scenes from the other ships, especially when your ship doesn’t have a single, normal, not delusional aka OMG-they-are-breathing-in-one-room!! canonical romantic scene.

(Sounds of SC fandom sobbing in the distance.)

So, they were sitting on the couch and the chemistry between them - nitrogen, oxygen, argon and carbon dioxide - was like always sparkling with unresolved sexual tension.

*

MXY: Wait, you just listed the elements of air.

ME: Because there is no other fucking chemistry there, duh?

MXY: Sad truth.

*

Kara looked at Lena lovingly like she was her best friend….

(Best friend? Wait a minute!)

*

ME: Kara, put your crap together and look at Lena like she’s the love of your life.

KARA: But I don’t know how!

ME: Just look at her like you look at Mon-El all the time, ok?

*

Kara lovingly looked at Lena, like Lena was Mon-El, because there was no other fucking way to make this shit genuine and relatable.

“Lena,” Kara asked sweetly.

“Yes, Starling?” Lena answered.

*

JACK: Hey! Stop stealing my fucking lines!!!

ME: Shut up, who cares? You are dead.

JACK: :’(((((((

MXY: YOLO, dude.

*

“Lena... why are you chewing your lip?”

“Because, I’m hungry, honey,” Lena said suggestively.

“I’m starving too, let’s order some food.”

“Silly, I’m hungry for your pussy.”

Kara stared awkwardly at Lena. Lena stared awkwardly at Kara.

“That was weird...” Kara said finally.

“Yeah, I know. But I found it in sc fics.”

“There are fics about us?!”

“Yes, in most of them we want to fuck each other and act super OOC, Mon-El is portrayed like the biggest OOC piece of shit that has nothing in common with canon and the shippers can’t tag properly their abusive crap even if their lives depend on it.”

“That’s why I don’t check tumblr these days.”

Lena gasped, suggestively because she did everything suggestively, and took out her phone “But you have to check this amazing cats video I -” and then she started crying. Suggestively.

“Why are you crying?”

“I just found posts made by SC shippers claiming Katie McGrath can’t play a straight character and have no chemistry with men actors! Kara, does it mean they think she is a shitty actress?”

Kara sweated (suggestively), “Well...”

*

MXY: *munching popcorn* Basically, they seriously claim she is a shitty actress.

LENA: *stares into the camera* That’s why Katie McGrath doesn’t have official accounts on social media.

ME: Because of the haters?

LENA: BECAUSE OF HER FUCKING STANS!!!

*

“Well, let’s just talk, ok? We are best friends after all, right?”

Suddenly Kara started crying too (suggestively, of course).

“Why, are you crying?”

“I don’t know, I just got a very canonical and weird feeling about the best friend thing. It’s so amazing that we have nothing in common and I can’t even tell you I am a fucking alien and that I lie to you all the time because, tadah!, I’m a freaking Supergirl! For sure it’s not going to kick my ass one day and fuck up our relationship, right? And it’s not like you are going to die in 50 years, leaving me alone and heartbroken, because I’m going to live forever, lol. We are super duper relationship goals, right?”

Lena blinked dumbly (and very suggestively) “Wait, you are an alien and Supergirl?”

Kara sweated in a super sexual way, “Ahahahaha! I’m joking!”

“Ahahaha!” Lena joined her, very sexually and suggestively, “So, funny! Supergirl? OMG, you look totally different, you wear glasses! I’m a freaking genius after all, I would realize my BEST friend is Supergirl, lol”.

They both laughed (very suggestively) for some time and finally Kara said:

“So, we should talk more, we are best friends and have so many interesting topics to discuss!”

...

Silence.

Still silence.

Super silence.

*

ME: Ugh, it’s awkward.

MXY: Yep. Make them talk about hot guys.

ME: They can’t talk about hot guys.

MXY: But it’s canon.

ME: It’s a SC fic, so we ignore the canon.

MXY: Make it sexual then.

ME: *sighs*

*

Suggestive sexual silence and tension like in every scene with Kara and Lena (at least in SC shippers’ eyes).

*

MXY: See? Everything is fixed now.

ME: *whispers to Jack’s Ghost* Is it?

JACK’S GHOST: *whispers back* Don’t ask me, I’m fucking dead.

ME: Let’s just move on...

*

“Did you know that shipping SC is the most progressive thing you can imagine?” Lena asked  with a low, suggestive voice.

“Shipping two white, privileged women who like dicks is called progressive these days?” Kara blinked her eyes in a very sexual fashion.

“Yes, I have a tumblr post that proves it,” Lena smiles. “And did you know that fucking writers are queerbaiting our fans?”

Kara gasped (suggestively), “No way! But didn’t they say we are only friends and Kara is not gay?”

Lena blinked, not very suggestively but you know, SC shippers are going to interpret it like that no matter what, “Well, they did, but my actress bites her lip, you know, in a sexuall way.”

“So, your actress… queerbaits SC fans, even if it’s not in the script?”

Lena blinked. Kara blinked back.

*

LENA: Does my actress queerbaits SC fans?

ME:...

MXY:...

JACK’S GHOSTS:...

ME: We don’t talk about it.

LENA: *CRIES IN IRISH*

*

Kara looked at Lena’s trembling lips and said:

“Maybe we should just move to the part everyone lusts for and kiss passionately.”

So they did and….

*

Hospital, an hour later

Sniffing Kara was standing near Lena’s bed.

“I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean it!” she sobbed.

“Don’t worry,” said Lena, covered by the bandages like a mummy “I’m fine. You just broke my nose, both hands, ten ribs and spine. I’m sure I’m not going to be paralyzed forever.”

Kara sniffed, ”So, do you want to go for another date?”

Lena opened her mouth and -

*

Lena’s apartment

Lena woke up screaming.

“And then she asked me out again and I screamed and I woke up,” Lena sobbed into Jack’s chest few minutes later, after telling him the whole nightmare.

“It’s ok, it was just a dream,” Jack kissed her hair and hugged her tightly.

Suddenly, James switched on the bed lamp.

“Guys, I love you both, but can we go back to sleep? I need to fucking get up in the morning.”

*

Kara’s apartment

Kara woke up laughing like an idiot.

��Rao, I just had the funniest dream you can imagine.”

“Can we talk about it in the morning?” Mon-El mumbled tiredly into her neck.

“But I want to hear it now!” Brainiac5 popped out from under the blanket and hugged Mon from behind.

“Can you stop rubbing my ass?” Mon-El growled.

“I thought you like it,” Brainiac said tearily.

“Not in the 5 in the morning, raodamnit!”

“What the hell Brainy is doing in our bed?” Imra asked suddenly.

“The more the merrier!” Mon and Brainiac said together.

Suddenly, a lightning stroke outside, the door to their bedroom opened and Lightning Lad walked in:

“Someone said something about the more the merrier?! ”

Imra and Kara looked at each other.

“We need a bigger bed,” they said in unison.

THE END

I’m not sorry.

P.S. BTW:

Me:Moniac5 for the win!

Mon-El: Winn is here too? *checks under the bed*

Me: WIN not WINN! Mon, stop-

Mon-El: *takes out Winn from under the bed*

Me:...

Me:They seriously need a bigger bed…

THE END END

[boobachu]

cont. Like like I ran out of space but still read more so I don't spoil people like yeah

Yeah I guess I ran out of space.

Tho I guess if we all hate ourselves, we have to love each other so we have love. oh well

Ah Spiky's shutting down. Puffyhead's a real bro

"I know you don't mean it, but I'll give you some space"

What a mature fucker.

I guess like... aunno what happened besides the squad disbanding cuz everyone hates each other.

I dunno.

damn-ass dead bird

ah spiky is a shopping cart pusherrrrrrr

damn rehearsing convo with sign language

WTF shutterbug in a skirt

time to head to pinky's house round 2

FUNERAL

well who died?!

Grandma?

damn she died.........

Ah well, she was there for like one fucking scene so wheetayver

damn buterfly, so wait it was a prophetic dream?

heh

Mom once said a dragonfly reminded me of my uncle

Watching a man die never leaves you...

what the fuck is this stupid shit

Just going on a field trip I guess

summer vaycay

ROFL spiiky ate shit

He'll be miserable whenever he's with her, bitch he's always miserable!

Might as well be upset about throwing gas in a volcano baybeeeeeee

So spiky engages fake-ass mode and now it's baking a cake for mom's b'day

well he lived.

Fireworks time, I miss fireworks.

Oh hey senor poofyhead I miss you

we all share the sky...

Man I want nachos.

I want a snow cone...

Ah so pinky is 18

WAIT

She can feel the vibrations of the fucking fireworks!

Fnatastique

So Shoko goes home and shutterbug asks spiky to get the camera from home so I'm expecting bad things...

Oh wait it's Eshoyah

dude no

don't kill yourself you're so sexy ahaha

HE TRIPPEDN SFKNJBDSFLKJ

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THE HATERS MUST BE DRIVING AUTOMATIC

CUZ MY BOY GOT THE CLUTCH

c'mon man

MAsh A

gfuckign mash A man

ROTOATE THE CONTROLLER THAT WORKS BETTER

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UNO REVERSE

Well, Shouyou survived, so schwey wait is it Shoyouah?

Whatever Spiky

So pinky mom and shuterbug apologize to spiky's moms

WHAT

BITCHARONI BULLYING PINKY? SHE GOT A DMAN ARM LYNCH

YEAH SLAP HER ASS

Fucking dude like ain't pinky suffered enough

Just everyone bowing to moms damn

Ain't that just high school tho

ohhhhh

shutterbug took pictures of dead shit cuz she thought if she showed her sister dead shit she'd stop wanting to kill herself ROFL

Sorry babe that's not how it works, like even after this event the feeling that you shoulad never been born remains.

Senor poofyhead returns

Ohhh Spiky's in a coma okay

Man sometimes I wish I would just die.

Damn this part made me cry ROFL

So Shouko is getting ther band back together

"You can change, start now, it's not too late" sage words, pinky.

trippy ass animation again

ah shit prophetic dream again

No spiky! Stay away from the trippy light! there are ghosts in there!

And pinky don't you dare kill yourself I swear to god

good spiky, you're awake

DUDE I did the exact same thing when I woke up from the splinter surgery, just rip em out

How the hell do they just let him run out of the color theory business just

weepy bitches.

Way to go, clutch. That's your name from now on, you're Clutch.

Okay so Fireworks and Clutch have a psychic link now I guess, I mean I've seen it happen. Prolly the most realistic thing in this silly movie.

Just two fucking miserable bastards, kneeling at a bridge.

?????

Yeah I don't get this part but I guess Clutch said cringe again cuz he's waffling.

yeah aunno WTF happened but at least Fireworks and Clutch are okay enough to go on.

Wait bitchy girl was by Clutch's side the whole time? LOL WTF dumbass.

I still don't 100% get the X gag cuz like, you can still see and hear them.

Sister's hubby! Street fighter I gues aunno

"Since you're alive again, will you please teach me how to study?"

I had a dream I died once, they said it wasn't my time... if I knew better I'd've said to make time cuz damn life never got better.

Wait so, he has trouble looking people in the eye and that's why he's an outcast? What? That's stupid no one looks people in the eye except job interview freaks.

Honestly I can't relate to this cuz like, high school, despite everything horrible that happened to me, was when my classmates accepted me the most.

SENOR PUFFYHAIR HITERLER STASCHE SJDFH

Listen I know facial hair is annoying but that's not a look.

oh his lucky stache, he sacrificed his looks for a saving throw

REALEST BRO EVER I'M SORRY I DOUPTED YOU SENOR PUFFYHAIR

They tried making a thousand cranes to save his life LOL

and then there's this asshole also the colors kinda hurt my eyes sorry if you have eye strain gonna tag it now

mooooo-ron

ROFL

bitchy learned sign language to continue being a bitch

she's truly the bitch with a heart of gold

Ah here's the reason why I decided to watch this.

Ah so it's a bookend for how the movie truely started.

I don't fucking undersstand why it happens tho, like I guess cuz he knows people care if he died or not?

Which, damn you know we really do live in a world where no one cares if someone died or not.

It's hilarious how like, that's the most unrealistic part of the movie, people giving a shit ROFL

It was a really good movie! I'd like to own the BVD someday (tho realistically I'll have to download a rip with how broke I am)

That one part still just like ROFL aunno what a random song.

Sometimes I wish I was brave enough to end it all, but I'm just too afraid of pain. I guess once I'm in physical agony nonstop maybe it'll be easier? Whatever mayn.

It's kinda fucked up how they trauma bonded over this but hey.

I guess back to tom & jerry.

Watching the shape of voice

cuz twitter was like "Xs over faces gag!" and I'm like "neat"

So spoilers I guess uh whatever

Anyways spikey boy is all about to kill himself, took out money and whatever gave it to someone and there was like he was gonna jump at a bridge and there was a family popping fire crackers so he left

Now it's like "My Generations" by Rolling Stones is playing and ROFL

Anyways he's a kid again so uh aunno.

LOL he's doing the mechanics pencil needle thing

So new kid in class, I guess she's mute so she's communicating via text

Ahhh she's deaf so that makes sense, everyone's trolling her now but I'm kinda expecting bullying cuz this has an edgy crying vibe.

I guess this takes place before the advent of mobile computers so there's no text to speech or anything. Tho I've also never been in this situation so I have no idea how it'd work besides what it is, but yeah the teacher is a piece of shit.

Making fun of slow readers just Billy Madison "T-T-T-Day junior" and not really accomidating for the fact pinky can't hear.

Spiky boy was making fun of pinky's voice, and now he's trolling her and throwing sand like what.

Now they're teaching the class sign language.

Now boring girl is butthurt cuz she's too lazy to learn.

Ah the person helping her is being outcast, I can relate to that, my one friend basically was outcast by being my friend ROFL

Spiky boy wrote this after pinky's new friend helped her and is gone now after being bullied

So after he's like "who coulda dood this" pinky's all like

"I said no need to thank me"

Yeah this is very familiar to me... honestly like I wonder if Pinky will grow up obsfucating stupidity and being a perpetual jokester so you can never know if she's actually clueless or making fun of you which is better than being called retarded by shitlords (lords of shit)

Bully montage! bully montage!

Oh wait he fucking pulled out her hearing aids and she's bleeding what the shit

"You went too far"

Pinky apologized to Spiky???? dunno why????

Then fucking Spiky threwt her notebook in some fountain so she had to get in.

I guess years later someone threwt spikey into the same fountain ROFL

Ah so Pinky is absent now, damn eight hearing aids were broken or missing.

Time for everyone to turn on Spikey, the principal or whatever is asking for who is the bully. The teacher just straight-ass outed Spikey time for street justice.

Just a fucking coward's cotillion, everyone outing each other.

Tho it's very clear Spiky is the scapegoat as he's the one that took the bullying furthest out of the class ROFL

Now that I've never experienced in any school, but I guess bullying never went this far to where the teachers actually did anything.

Tho that is true, bullying is a way to fit in, hell even I've done it once (after years of being bullying, suffering doesn't make you a better person, it just makes you suffer)

Anyways it's kinda funny seeing one of the mob being ousted and now being the pariah.

Bully montage! Bully montage! Spiky edition!

Pinky was scrubbing Spikey's desk cuz aunno honestly I don't know why she's so nice and why Spiky is still just pissed off.

ROFL Pinky bit spiky ROFLGF just red

REDASS BEATDOWN ROFL

GET HIS ASS BITCH

Pinky's patience has been shattered hell hath no fury like a 57th chance spat in its face!

Anyways Pinky finally transferred so now Spiky is all alone in a coward's cotillion so ROFL

Ah back to buisiness suit spiky. How will he kill himself... by learning sign language...

Okay...

Wait Pinky all grewt up?!?!?!

What no apology? I'd lead with that you fuck nugget.

Yeah natch she'd run, fuck that bitch-ass.

Honestly I dunno what I'd do if I met one of my bullies, but also I dunno what I'd do if I met that one kid I joined the guys bullying that one time.

I guess just avoid cuz it's like no one cares who's sorry just stay out of my life forever and ever amen.

So I guess Spiky is returning this old-ass notebook? The pacing of this movie is weird.

Ah so Spiky learnt sign language.

ohhhh so that's what pinky was saying before spiky flipped his gourd, she wanted to be friends.

Now the damn-ass animation went trippy.

Ah we're back in another time period.

Just breakfast time I guess.

Some bobble hat kid? Ah I guess this is after the failed suicide attmpt, and he's living with his mom still, that's how it is ROFL

ROFL yeah he sold all his life away so now it's just like, when you can't kill yourself and you're just ROFL ¥1,700,000!!!!!

A

SHE BURNEND S IT SKDLKSJFNLKJF MOOOOOOOOOM

Ah in middle school blondie make sure everyone knew what spiky did

So he never cold escape it

So he pushed everyone out ROFL

Ah so that's why the stupid X face gag

Wait now people are being nice to him???? Wait what? What's going on

Ah so now he's making up things they're saying about him okay.

ROFL This movie is so fucking funny, kids really are that fucking full of shit too.

So are adults, like everyone's a hypocrite. That's just human nature I guess.

Even if you think you're above that, you have contradictions that are built into your soul.

That is one thing tho, even if you wish you were never born, if you want the pain to end, it's really hard to kill yourself.

You have to know, and the very core of your being, it has to be a fact more solid than gravity,

ah he's ignoring a bully

Ah he's intervening wow.

but like when someone kills themselves, it's the end of a fucking options, you've tried so fucking hard to live but it's impossible.

So yeah he's late to see pinky cuz the bully stole his bike, so like he missed his appointment and pinky's friend shut him outside even with the alibi bread.

SO poofy head, the person he saved, his X fell off and I guess they're friends now.

So spiky is asking poofy head how you become friends like if there's a process, so they do a weird handshake?

Very droll.

I like poofy head, he's droll, smoking a franch fry

So spiky tries to see pinky again and like just uhp photo chick shuts him down again.

"She's not here" oh photo chick is pinky's girlfriend and like senor poofy head backs him up

LOL WTF

Man spiky escapes pursued by pinky and poofy head and shutterbug spy on them

So I guess they're using the bread to feed the fish??????

What the hell

So Spiky was ascared of what was in the notebook and tossed it so pinky dived into the koi thing and like uhp panty shot? nope

Also I guess shutterbug is a boy, he just sounds like a girl.

Just a couple of dubmasses being watched by two goobers, fun dynamic.

hoo doggy

Pinky is a dumby according to shutterbug

So I guess current time is high school? Right? I think?

Ah shutterbug posted him jumping off a bridge to twitter and now he's in trouble, suspended for a week.

So shutterbug is sleeping in a playscape for some raisin

Like moms asked spiky to pick up his sister who is like 6yo or whatever.

So Shutterbug confesses to spiky about the trolling.

for realz

Oh that's his niece! His sister is the mom!

She's nibling now tho! ROFLFOFLFOFLOFL

So shutterbug is staying at spiky's house cuz he's homeless, staying in his room.

Shutterbug took a pic of a damn frog.

barefoot.

So he gave his shoes to shutterbug now they're

Wait so like, shutterbug and pinky are on the outs cuz he used her shampoo??????? wat

Yeah just hold on this shot, like okay sure yeah okay nice shot fucking stupid.

ohhhhhh so shutterbug is pinky's younger sister

ROFL the mom slapped spiky's dumbass.

zdskfjnszdnkjfbndkjsafgdkjsfg

So Senor Poofyhead is treating shuterbug like a brah and spiky's all "that's a girl" and he just backs the fuck up

I dunno what pinky wants but I guess spiky has to find her old friend, ohhhhhhh yeah that one girl!

Senor poofyhead rollin dem Gs

So squad's out heading to find whatshernuts.

So I guess they're IMing on thet rain now, honestly liveblogging is detracting from this movie about as much as the shitty encoding.

Whatshernuts: accquired

part of me wishes there was like, subtitles, but I guess that kinda gives the vibe of what Pinky experienced when people talked with their back turned to her yaw meen?

So it's clever

Random-ass cat girl

meow meow club?

So spiky and poofyhead are at the gatito parlor trying to reunite whats her face with the girls so yeah.

So something's wrong with Shoko (pinky) (it takes me a while to learn names whoever cares)

Naoka... is uh... is that what's her face? Ah she's still an omega bitch.

So she's trying to bond with Spiky, but he ain't having nonna dat

WAIT SHE'S A GROWN ASS WOMAN RIPPING OUT HEARING AIDS??????????????????

I guess that's what happens when you don't bully bullies.

Wait so shutterbug sleeps in a closet?????

what?????

Honestly I wouldn't mind that. Tho what closet's wide enough for me? ROFL

What the fuck does pony tails mean?

Just eeee ponytail! who cares

I wish I could rock it but it always sinks cuz my hair is heavy.

So spiky said some cringe to shoko so now he needs some fucking bread

Also I guess Shoko can speak now? Suddenly? Aunno.

Like she's more articulate wait what

She love him?????

What in sam hill.

SHOKO MAKES THE PASS AND SPIKY FUMBLES COSTING THE GAAAAAAMMMMMMME

ROFL

RIP Shoko, beefing so fucking hard

Like dude Spiky needs hearing aids like I mean YEAH SHE SLURRED but like she clearly went "I lurbe you" big as dallas fucking I guess it's something that didn't translate well like he was like "oh yeah advertising at sunset w00t"

Wait why did that bishie's face uncover the X?

The moon.

She said "the moon"

que

what

nani

Yeah def didn't translate well.

Pinky's got the kicksies she's just like me france!

Wait so now we're going to six flags

I hate amusement parks, we went to six flags in catholic school and I spent the entire day doing nothing cuz I'm scared of all the rides.

sigh

Man poofyhead don't want redhead touching spiky. LOL

Poofyhead gets dibs

Yeah poofyhead has real hair! it's called curly

awwwe Spiky realizes he has friends

Ah hell blond boy is working at the park ROFL

Xs re-applied RIP

So the Xs are like the wall.

So bitchy and pinky go on the ferris wheel while spiky laments.

Oh boy top secret video time

SHUTTERBUG FUCKING LEFT THE CAMERA ON AND GAVE IT TO HER SISTER SJFHFOLKJSJFOLKSF

Man she reminds me of my brother, he always knew what was up... I kinda wonder if it's cuz he saw what happened to me...

Tho he also always had friends, and I always was a tagalong... like can you imagine a 10 year old playing with toddlers? That was me.

"I don't hate you, I hate myself"

Damn, bitchy punched pinky WTF

God blondey is so fake ROFL

That's how it is tho I guess.

Dammit Spiky you'd better not commit sudoku.

"Yeah, I hate me too"

[tyson-berry-blog]

Rickard Rakell #1 - Birthday

Anon asked: Do you mind writing about rickard rakell? Maybe him being your best friend but it turns into something more

Anon, I deeply apologize for being so late to get this one out. I actually wrote this one before the most recent one I posted but it only seems fair to post them in the order that they are requested. This probably isn’t the best tactic for getting my pieces out there but it’s what I’m rolling with. I had intended to post this on the first of July, as the story says but of course that didn't happen. Because I was intending to post it on the first I made it birthday themed because that is my birthday. A little narcissistic? Maybe, but it was surprisingly a good prompt idea. I am not Canadian but because my friends are jerks (not really) they would throw me a Canada Day party instead of a birthday party. The cake would sometimes include the maple leaf. Anyway, enough rambling from me, I hope you enjoy this imagine!

Your birthday was approaching rapidly and an uneventful one at that. This mindset is likely a result of you never really caring for birthdays growing up. Your birthday fell on July 1st or better known to everyone around you, as Canada Day. Growing up in Canada and sharing a birthday with your country had its setbacks. You could never celebrate on your true birthday, which to a child felt like the end of the world. As you got older, you understood how silly you were being and instead opted for a small dinner with your close friends that never felt like much of a celebration.

When you moved from Canada to the US you were unprepared for actually being able to celebrate your birthday. No one typically did anything until the evening of the third which left you two days in the event you wanted a party. After years of not being able to have one, you were set in your ways much to the outrage of your friends.

“So what are you planning on doing this year?” your friend Samantha asked one day over coffee.

“Hmm?” you responded. Your thoughts were preoccupied as you watched your best friend Rickard climb out of his car.

Fingers snapping in your face woke you from your trace.

“You need to do something about that.”

“About what?” you asked, feigning confusion.

“The obvious crush you have on Rickard.”

“There is no such thing and shut up, he’s coming.”

You watched as Rickard took his sunglasses off and placed them on top of his freshly showered, post practice hair. He glanced around the coffee shop and smiled brightly when he made eye contact with you.

“Nothing my ass,” Samantha muttered under her breath.

You ignored her and instead stood to greet Rickard. He pulled you into a tight hug that lasted a little on the long side and had it not been for Samantha making her presence known, it might have gone on for longer. She gathered her things and clapped Rickard on the back.

“Good to see you again but unfortunately I have errands to run. Try to get this one,” she pointed at you, “to reconsider her stance on birthdays.”

Samantha ducked out of the coffee shop but looked back as she passed you and winked through the window.

You turned back to Rickard, “you go order, I’ll wait here with the table.”

“Can I get you anything while I’m up?”

You shook your head and sat back down. Rickard slowly inched his way towards the counter while you played around on your phone to keep you occupied. Samantha, the traitor, was blowing up your message with variations of the winking emoji and the kissing face one. Rickard finally rejoined you as you ignored the third heart eye emoji text from Samantha.

“So what is this about you and birthday?”

You looked up, “oh uh, I’ve never been a big fan. It’s not a big deal. I thought we discussed this before.”

“I would have remembered the conversation when I found out you are a birthday hater.”

“I’m Canadian.”

“Yes I know. What does that have to do with you not liking your birthday?”

“My birthday is July 1st.”

“Yes I know that too. We’ve been friends for a while so I’m kind of offended that you think I don’t know your birthday.”

“You’re not Canadian so I guess it makes sense you don’t know.”

“Not all hockey players are Canadian,” he teased.

“I know that! It’s just that I was born on the first of July which is also known as Canada Day.”

“Ah. Now we’re getting somewhere.”

“Growing up as a Canadian in Canada, my birthday always took the back seat and I got so used to not making a big deal that I just don’t.”

“So last year, when you and I went to dinner with some of your other friends, that was your actual celebration?”

“You brought a present!”

“I just assumed that you didn’t want to invite me to your actual party and didn’t want me to feel bad.”

“Rickard! Is that really what you thought?” you asked.

He lowered his gaze and said in a small voice, “yes.”

“Oh my goodness. I’m so sorry, I had no idea.”

His shoulders began to shake and you reached out towards him, “are you crying?”

He lifted his head to show he was in fact not crying, but laughing at you.

“You ass!” you hit his shoulder.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist.”

“See if I invite you at all this year.”

“Invite me to what? You don’t do parties so there is nothing to invite me to.”

You rolled your eyes and took a sip of your now cold coffee. You did your best to hide your grimace.

Rickard noticed and pushed back from the table. He returned a few minutes later with a new steaming mug and placed it in front of you.

“Thank you.” You tried to push two dollars towards him but he waved you off.

“Consider this the first part of my birthday gift to you.”

“Rickard please, it’s two dollars. I can pay for my own coffee.”

“I want to.”

“Why?”

“Because it’s only a small price to pay and pales in comparison to what you deserve.”

The words you had prepared seemed to get stuck in your throat. His meaningful confession over a simple cup of coffee had caught you completely off guard.

You put the money back in your wallet, “well if you feel that strongly about paying for my drink, who am I to stop you?”

The silence stretched between you. It wasn’t uncomfortable per se but unusual for the two of you.

“I’m sorry if I made this weird,” Rickard apologized.

“No it’s not weird, I promise. I just don’t fully understand what is happening.”

Rickard sighed, “I guess since it’s out there I may as well explain. I like you.”

“Yeah, I like you too.”

“I’m not talking about in a best friend’s kind of way.”

“I’m not either.”

Rickard’s attention snapped to you. The words startled you just as much as they did him. After all this time of pushing down the feelings you had for him you were surprised at how easily they came out.

“Are you just saying that to make me feel better?”

You rolled your eyes, “c’mon. When have I ever held back what I thought around you?”

“Well according to your confession I’d say you’ve been hiding at least one thing.”

“Okay, fair point.”

The wide smile he had given you earlier was nothing compared to how he was looking at you now. You weren’t sure how you had missed how he felt; how your supposedly unrequited crush was actually mutual.

“So where does this leave us?” Rickard was the one to break the silence.

“Depends on what you want.”

“I want a lot,” he answered honestly.

“Let’s start small. One thing at a time.”

Rickard contemplated this, “how about this?”

“I’m listening.”

“You wouldn’t let me doing anything for your birthday as a friend, but how about as a boyfriend?”

“Boyfriend? We haven’t even gone out on a date yet.”

“I think over the years, if we had gotten our shit together we would have found ourselves on a lot of dates.”

“Those don’t count.”

“Okay well let me treat you to a dinner for your birthday, either as friends or as a date. Up to you.”

“I think I can get behind that,” you found yourself smiling at the idea. This was the first birthday you found yourself looking forward to in a while.

“Who is going to be the one to tell Samantha she can’t come to this dinner?”

“Oh no,” you groaned. “This means I have to have two gatherings.”

“Or we can invite her to join us.”

“No way. I’ve been thinking about this for a while, if I have to suck it up and actually celebrate then so be it.”

Rickard grinned, “somehow I think this was her plan all along.”