#Shawlands

[unrealityliminal]

jan 2018

[househuntingscotland]

4 bedroom house for sale on Blairhall Avenue, Shawlands, Glasgow

Asking price: £569,000

[theragingmoon]

walking around shawlands, glasgow southside

[eriksownphotography]

Glasgow, Shawlands Arcade. November 2022 #glasgow #glasgowphotography #glasgowphotographer #shawlands #arcade #shawlandsarcade #scotland #scotlandphotography #scotland_greatshots #scotland_insta #photo #mono #monochrome #bnw #bnwphotography #blackandwhitephotography #scottishphotography #scottishphotographer (at Glasgow, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cls4Vzys_El/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[gorbalsvampire]

we only come out at night (v:tm city meta, 3/?)

Published World of Darkness material is of... varying usefulness, when you put your city together. Sometimes, your city will have a By Night sourcebook, and a lot of top down design will be done for you, but you'll have to build up from your PCs to do that. Sometimes, your city will have a paragraph or page in something else: you'll know that the Prince of Manchester is named Charles Shawlands, is a seventh generation Ventrue, and rules over a damp and gloomy domain that gets more attention from Changeling writers than Vampire ones.

And that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it.

worked example: building your Prince

I usually start by rattling through the history of the city at surface level. looking for hooks. In this case: Manchester wasn't really a city that warranted a Prince or a Kindred population until the late eighteenth/early nineteenth century, so it's likely that the first Kindred to have settled there ended up Prince by default.

I wanted to roll with an older Prince than I had last time, due to game circumstances. I'm building Manchester for a one or at most two shot game for my sister-in-law and her husbando, and a chronicle for my D&D group, which includes a complete newcomer who's drifted in off LAbN. As such, I want a classic Prince; Ventrue, conservative, and old/powerful/authoritative enough to be scary, but not older than the Camarilla.

When I was looking around on the ol' Wikipedium, I found that Manchester had been a manorial township and, during the Interregnum, was seat to a major-general (a military governor) who achieved a lot for the Parliamentarian cause... but died young. And his name was Charles. He'll do.

So. Embraced 1656, possibly in London. Probably returned home after the Restoration, and squirrelled himself away as an isolated neonate in a backwater domain that abruptly grew a hundred years later, when our man was catapulted to praxis and did well enough at it.

worked example: choosing your Rack

When I studied in Manchester, on and off for three years, I spent a lot of time on Oxford Road. The top end of that fine, bustling, deathtrap-for-cyclists thoroughfare is home to the Gothic Victorian heartland of the University of Manchester, the sprawling postmodern village of Manchester Metropolitan, and the plate-glass elegance of the Royal Northern College of Music.

Where there are students, there is drinking, and underneath the elevated tracks and platform of Oxford Road station, you will find four boozers: the Thirsty Scholar, the Zombie Shack, the Salisbury and the Grand Central. It's an ideal spot for a thirsty Kindred to hang out at the start of a night.

Dead opposite, however, there's the magnificent Refuge Assurance Building, now home to a gallery, restaurant, florist, hotel (in the clocktower). Brick and terracotta, red as a scar, early Victorian grandeur. Architecture of heft and presence. Grade II listed. Room 261 and a back stairway of the hotel are said to be haunted (child ghosts and a suicidal widow). Screams Ventrue.

So, that's the Rack. I don't know if Shawlands resides up there himself, but his Keeper or Sheriff certainly do: some public official who's as high-and-mighty as the hoi polloi playables are ever likely to meet. Someone who needs to keep an eye on the feeding grounds over the road, and pull the occasional wayward little Kindred up for a chat. Maybe this Ventrue has a feeding restriction to do with scholars; maybe it's all a red herring.

Oxford Road doesn't appear on the map I assembled last week; it sits between the Gay Village and Castlefield, not a formal domain that's been granted to anyone, just there.

If I hadn't known about Manchester from first hand experience, I'd probably have started by looking at listed buildings, concentrations of night life, or specifically looking up the districts. Like, say...

worked example: making a domain

NOMA? Never heard of it. Oh, North Manchester. This is like BoJo or RiRi, isn't it? Something annoying invented by journalists, or something-in-marketings. The former Co-Operative buildings sit at the heart of a massive new development, centred on Angel Square, and its No. 1 building - a giant sliced egg shape in glass and steel.

There's a lot of money being ploughed into what was, when I first lived in Manchester, a run-down area (and I've stayed in some right shiteholes further north still). A few ideas suggest themselves for this area.

Second Inquisition (the sourcebook) pitches Gentrifiers as a hunter archetype, using redevelopments like this to undermine the general state of decay favoured by the Kindred. If my players want to go Anarch, it's tempting to site them on the top side of the city, and have their extant domains be whittled away by these Projects with Money behind them that are outside context problems for the Kindred as a whole.

Alternatively, we could give the Anarchs a leg up for a change; give them Angel Square as their crown jewel, a new domain for the new power, contrasting against the weathered Victorian establishment of the Camarilla in the south. They'd need a bankroll, of course. A Kindred of extraordinary wealth and dynamic vision. What has the Anarch movement recently gained that's lending these qualities as vital infrastructure? The Ministry. And a property developer Setite would be a nice change from the usual smut peddler nightclub owner writhing pliant yearning bodies blah blah blah get an imagination. Hubris, ambition, greed, even an element of the gambler's fallacy in investment. Angel Square - a new Eden, with the Serpents at its heart.

Do that for every district on the Central map, come up with either a single Kindred or a Coterie Type who's doing their thing in that domain, remember to leave space for the players...

... oh yeah, space for the players. Next time, we'll break out my handouts: the player packet and domain guides I like to assemble at the start of a chronicle.

[scotianostra]

On March 12th 1881 Andrew Watson made his Scotland debut as the world’s first black international football player and captain.

It’s not often I venture into the world of football but this is quite a historical event, not only was he the first Black footballer to captain Scotland, but the first one in International football, although there were very few international teams at this time it is still a major event in my humble opinion, this would actually make him the first Black footballer to play international football, the firsts will continue as the post does…..

Andrew Watson was born in May 24th 1857, Demerara, British Guiana, the son of a wealthy Scottish sugar planter Peter Miller and a local girl Rose Watson. At the age of 14, he was schooled at the exclusive King’s College London, where school records show he excelled at sports including football. He later studied philosophy, mathematics and engineering at University of Glasgow when he was 19, where his natural love of football blossomed.

After first playing for Maxwell F.C., in 1876 he signed for local side Parkgrove F.C. where he was additionally their match secretary, making Watson football’s first black administrator. After marrying in Glasgow, he soon signed for Queen’s Park F.C. – then Britain’s biggest football team – and later became their secretary. He led the team to several Scottish Cup wins, thus becoming the first black player to win a major competition.

Soon Watson won three international caps for Scotland including captaining them to a 6-1 victory against England on March 12, 1881

In 1882, he moved south and became the first black player to play in the English FA Cup when he turned out for London Swifts F.C. In 1884 he was the first foreign player to be invited to join the most exclusive of football teams, a team that only allowed only 50 members of the high elite to join – Corinthians F.C. – created to challenge the supremacy of Queen’s Park and the Scottish national side.

It had been maintained that the first black footballer was Arthur Wharton, until it was only recently noted that Watson pre-dates him by 11 years.

One reason is that when historians consider black footballers, they tend to concentrate on professionals and not amateurs such as Watson. Another is that there are no known written records or match reports that mention the colour of Watson’s skin. One match report is more interested in that Watson played in unusual brown boots rather than the customary black boots of that time.

The colour of his skin was of no significance to his peers and there is no historical record of racism on the part of the Scottish Football Association. As written in the minutes, before one match where Watson was injured and unable to play, an SFA vice-president said if Watson had been fit he would have happily drugged a fellow Scottish international to give Watson his place.

Scottish Football Association Annual of 1880-81 reads…..

“Watson, Andrew: One of the very best backs we have; since joining Queen’s Park has made rapid strides to the front as a player; has great speed and tackles splendidly; powerful and sure kick; well worthy of a place in any representative team.”

There is almost no record of his later life; however, it is known that Watson later emigrated to Australia, he later retired to London in around 1910 and died of pneumonia at 88 Forest Road, Kew, in 1921. He is buried in Richmond Cemetery.

Pics are a mural on the side of Jodandys café in Shawlands, Glasgow, and another at the 1st Hampden Park.

[toomuchracket]

hi mads, random, but are you from glasgow? i'm going there in a few weeks and wondering if you had recommendations for cute places, shops and cafes to visit???

technically no but i practically live there at this point lol. ok so i think you should go out the west end (get the subway to hillhead/kelvinhall/kelvinbridge/maybe even partick) and go to kelvingrove gallery and/or the botanic gardens - there are a lot of cute cafes and restaurants out that way too!! alternatively, get the train from central and hang out in shawlands for a bit, there are some really lovely independent shops, and you could also get off the train at pollokshaws west and go to see the highland cows in pollok country park (there are baby ones!!); there's also the burrell collection, a gallery, within the park too. if you like pizza, paesano is the move (there's one in the west end AND one in the city centre), and definitely sugo for pasta (literally my fav place of all time). for drinks in the city centre, i like stereo and tabac for something chill, king tuts is iconic, and devil of brooklyn is meant to be fab - for coffee, tinderbox (they have a few locations across the city), laboratorio espresso, spitfire, or social bite on sauchiehall street (their proceeds go to helping reduce homelessness, and the cakes are AMAZING). drinks in the west end, i'd go to inn deep or banana moon, or somewhere down ashton lane or oran mor if i was feeling a bit fancier, and i tend to buy coffee in the alchemy experiment whenever i'm out there just for an excuse to go in lol - it's a gallery space/cafe hybrid, where they sell art and other little independently-crafted bits and bobs, and if you're there then walk a few doors down to onawallnearyou for prints as well. if you're going any further east than glasgow cross - which you should, to go to the barras market at the weekend - saint luke's and the winged ox for drinks (nice food, too), and us v them for coffee. OH also if you're looking for something cute to do, definitely go pottery painting at the craft pottery (book via insta), and golf fang is meant to be really fun crazy golf but i have yet to try. and tbh if it's live music you're after then i'd just see what's on in stereo/king tuts/broadcast/nice n sleazys while you're there lol you might end up seeing the next big thing!! yeah there's so much to do. gonna tag jade @theseventyfive to see if she has any recs that i've forgotten lol <3

[primiera]

the need a word for that feeling that you need to go have like a boss fight at the ball pit in the long dead shawlands burger king

[totessstxrbb]

can’t believe we got a scottish episode in the new black mirror season lmao yaaasss💗 also the guy that plays stuart in it (daniel portman) is from glasgow & went to shawlands academy which is my high school omgg crazeeeee :pp

[househuntingscotland]

1 bedroom flat for sale on Afton Street, Shawlands, Glasgow

Asking price: £145,000

Sold price: £178,000

[theragingmoon]

jack o'lantern watch around shawlands, glasgow 🎃

[thecostoflivingintheuk]

The Cost of Living in Glasgow

Thinking of moving to Glasgow, or just curious about how the costs compare to other cities? Scotland’s biggest city has its own unique charm, blending modern urban life with rich history. From housing and food to entertainment and transport, let’s dive into what makes Glasgow an affordable, vibrant, and sometimes surprising place to live.

1. Housing and Rent: Affordable Options in the City and Beyond

Housing in Glasgow is more affordable than in other major UK cities like London and Edinburgh. Whether you’re after a cozy flat in the city center or a house in a quiet suburban area, Glasgow offers a range of options:

City Centre Living: If you want to be close to George Square, the University of Glasgow, or Glasgow Green, renting a one-bedroom apartment will set you back around £700-£900 monthly.

Suburban and Outskirts Options: For more budget-friendly living, look to areas like Shawlands, Partick, or Dennistoun, where rent drops to £500-£700 per month for similar accommodations.

Glasgow is known for its unique and diverse neighborhoods, each with a personality of its own. Shawlands has a relaxed vibe with trendy cafes and parks, while Dennistoun is lively with a strong sense of community. Exploring these neighborhoods can lead to surprising savings!

2. Groceries and Dining Out: Local Produce and Multicultural Eats

Food costs in Glasgow are generally reasonable, and you’ll find plenty of supermarkets and local stores offering fresh Scottish produce. Monthly grocery bills typically range from £150 to £250 per person, depending on preferences and shopping habits. For fresh, budget-friendly options, try:

Farmers’ Markets: Queen’s Park and Partick Farmers’ Markets are great for affordable, high-quality local produce.

International Shops: Glasgow’s multicultural population means you’ll find shops selling ingredients from around the world, from spices to specialty Asian foods.

Dining out in Glasgow is a fun experience with many affordable options. The city is known for its culinary diversity, so you can expect everything from budget-friendly street food to upscale dining:

Budget Eats: A meal at a casual restaurant costs about £10-£15. You’ll find excellent pub grub, fish and chips, and a variety of cuisines at affordable prices.

Mid-Range and Special Nights: Fancy a night out? Expect to spend around £40-£60 for two at a mid-range restaurant. West End’s Byres Road and Finnieston are bustling areas with fantastic dining spots.

3. Transportation: Getting Around the City

Public transportation in Glasgow is well-connected and affordable. With buses, trains, and the Subway (nicknamed the “Clockwork Orange” due to its color and circular route), you’ll have no problem getting around.

Subway and Bus Passes: A single Subway ticket costs £1.75, while an all-day ticket is £4.20. Buses cost around £2.50 for a single trip. For regular commuters, a monthly travel pass is about £55-£60, which covers buses and the Subway.

Cycling and Walking: Glasgow’s pedestrian-friendly and bike paths are expanding. Plus, cycling along the River Clyde or walking through Kelvingrove Park is scenic and free!

For those with cars, parking in the city center can be pricey, with daily rates averaging £10-£20. Petrol prices align with national averages, though public transport is often a more cost-effective and hassle-free option.

4. Utilities and Internet: Staying Warm and Connected

Glasgow’s weather is famously unpredictable, but thankfully, utility costs are manageable. On average, expect to pay:

Electricity and Gas: Between £70 and £120 per month, depending on the season and apartment size.

Internet: A standard broadband connection costs around £20-£35 per month.

Given Glasgow’s rainy reputation, you’ll likely rely on heating in winter, but costs are still generally affordable. To cut down on bills, consider insulating your apartment well and using energy-saving bulbs.

5. Entertainment and Social Life: Culture Without Breaking the Bank

Glasgow is a lively city with tons of affordable entertainment options, from museums to pubs and music venues:

Museums and Galleries: Most museums, like the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum, are free to enter, and they’re ideal for weekends or rainy days.

Music and Nightlife: Known for its music scene, Glasgow offers both small, cozy venues and large concert halls. Smaller gigs range from £5-£10, while big-name artists cost upwards of £30.

Cinema and Theatres: Movie tickets are around £10-£12, and you can find discounts on weekdays. Theatres like the King’s Theatre often have affordable tickets for local and touring productions.

Parks are another Glasgow highlight, with over 90 green spaces! Kelvingrove Park, Pollok Country Park, and Glasgow Botanic Gardens are beautiful places to relax, picnic, and enjoy nature—all free of charge.

6. Healthcare and Education: Affordable and High-Quality Services

Scotland’s healthcare system, the NHS, ensures that GP visits and most health services are free for residents. Glasgow also has several respected universities, including the University of Glasgow and Strathclyde University. While tuition varies for international and UK students, Scottish residents benefit from free undergraduate education, making it an affordable place to study.

7. A Glasgow Budget Snapshot

To give you a clearer picture, here’s a quick monthly cost estimate for a single person:

Rent (One-bedroom, city): 700 - 900

Utilities: 70 - 120

Groceries: 150 - 250

Transport: 55 - 60

Dining Out/Leisure: 100 - 150

Total: 1,075-1,480

Final Thoughts: Is Glasgow a Good Fit for You?

With its affordability, culture, and stunning surroundings, Glasgow offers a high quality of life at a reasonable cost. From free museums to accessible public transport and affordable dining options, the city is wallet-friendly without compromising on excitement. Whether you’re a student, young professional, or retiree, Glasgow has something for everyone, making it a fantastic place to live, study, or explore.

So, is Glasgow calling you? With its friendly atmosphere, rich history, and affordability, it just might be!

[flexible-student-accommodation]

Student Accommodation Near Lingo Flamingo Glasgow

Lingo Flamingo is a language school in Glasgow. It aims to promote the well-being of society and improve the cognitive health of its students. It wants to enable lifelong learning by providing accessible language-learning services.

Their mission is to be the largest and the most easily accessible provider of interactive language learning in the UK. The teachers here provide their students with the best learning experience and know how to work with adults as well. They regularly work with local communities, care providers, and research institutions.

If you are moving to Glasgow to study at Lingo Flamingo, you will need a place to stay. Your student accommodation near Lingo Flamingo should have some basic amenities and fulfill your preferences. More importantly, it should have flexible lease terms. Let's discuss this in more detail down the line, first, let's discuss why Lingo Flamingo is the best choice for improving language skills.

In 2022, Lingo Flamingo became an approved center for SQA. This allows the institute to award National Level 2 qualifications to their older learners when they complete their Lingo course. This is the first institution of its kind as it offers formal qualifications to older adults dealing with dementia.

The oldest student at Lingo Flamingo to achieve their SQA qualification is 99 years old! This proves that it is never too late to start learning. This empowers the students by reminding them of their capabilities and achievements.

10 Reasons to Join Lingo Flamingo

The school teaches six languages at various levels of proficiency. The classes are held in person as well as online. Offline classes are held at Shawlands hub. It provides support and online tools that can make learning an interactive experience for all students.

1. Immersive Teaching:

It is the school’s purpose to make very engaging, highly immersive, and multisensory classes for seniors and those who live with dementia. This has led it to develop unique teaching methodologies that encourage brain development and create a fun accessible relaxed atmosphere for all age groups.

2. Accessible:

Regardless of your age, physical condition, mental well-being, financial status, or geographical location, you can benefit from learning languages. It places great emphasis on accessibility at the heart of everything it does; from teaching techniques to the materials the school generates.

3. Affordable:

Language learning must be cheap in order to be accessible. Therefore, Lingo Flamingo maintains the lowest possible prices for all its classes and includes everything like materials, textbooks, etc. in the overall price.

4. Relaxed Atmosphere:

Language learning in the UK is often associated with rather dull rigidity aimless purpose or agonizing awkwardness for many reasons. The school wants to put these misconceptions to sleep once and for all. To this end, it does things like offer you tea or coffee when you arrive, and give you an easy-going comfortable environment in which you learn and build valuable connections.

5. Not-for-Profit:

It is a charity that was established to enhance and exploit the use of languages as a way of improving health. As such, every penny of profit from its Language Nest courses is plowed back into free or subsidized language projects specifically designed for care homes and older adult community groups anywhere in Scotland.

6. Good for the Brain:

If you are not having fun or enjoying yourself, you may learn little. The classes consist of teaching through the senses and playing enjoyable games with new activities using unique materials. With these elements added and their experienced tutors, the classes are interactive, where time flies and your lessons will stay with you forever.

7. Small Classes:

Smaller groups mean more time can be devoted to helping eliminate any learning barriers that you might have at an individual level. It also means that this setting gives you a higher chance of bonding with your colleagues thereby making learning even better. This is why Lingo Flamingo created a living-room-like classroom environment, which only accommodates twelve students who can just sit back and start studying!

8. Research-Based:

Its academic base is very solid and has worked with several well-known research partners to strengthen the argument for language learning as a health benefit. This is firstly, to support non-pharmaceutical therapies in treating dementia patients. Moreover, this also shows that there are more benefits to studying language than just those all of us know.

9. Unique Materials:

A series of textbooks has been created for elderly people and those diagnosed with dementia. These texts are unprecedented and therefore include selected colors, large text sizes, readable fonts as well and captivating content that caters to various levels of ability and requirement. It also uses many different props and games besides the textbook-based classroom activities that probably don’t take place in your regular classes.

10. Confidence-Building:

It is not easy to learn languages. However, the school will help you get through these classes which provide a worthwhile experience where you will see marked development in your skill level every time you attend one. Its programs make students more self-assured, thereby improving their overall sense of well-being.

Properties Offered by Uninist in Glasgow

Boyce House at 47 Kyle Street is flexible student accommodation provided by Uninist in Glasgow. This accommodation includes comfortable beds, a study area, a gym, a cinema room, a games room, and a laundry room.

Uninist knows that students enroll in courses of different lengths. Plans and schedules can change while studying in Glasgow, affecting how long you need to stay. That’s why having flexible lease terms is important.

Uninist

Uninist helps you find the perfect place to stay while studying in Glasgow. You can choose Student Residence for stays ranging from 2 weeks to 52 weeks. Uninist understands the need for flexible tenancy options. All their properties are in great locations, close to schools, and easy to reach by public transport.

Uninist offers customized solutions for international students with varying lease terms. You can choose from different lease options, and the best part is you can select short-term student accommodation based on the length of your course.

[scotianostra]

15th January 1923 saw the birth of the wonderfully eccentric and very funny Ivor Cutler.

Born Isadore Cutler in Govan, Glasgow, into a middle-class Jewish family of Eastern European descent. His father Jack Moris Cutler was a wholesale jeweller and had premises at 85 Queen Street. He cited his childhood as the source of his artistic temperament, recalling a sense of displacement when his younger brother was born: "Without that I would not have been so screwed up as I am, and therefore not as creative." And creative he was!

Ivor was educated at the Shawlands Academy.[4] In 1939 Cutler was evacuated to Annan. He joined the Royal Air Force as a navigator in 1942 but was soon grounded for "dreaminess", apparently more interested in looking at the clouds from the cockpit window than locating a flight path, and worked as a storeman. After the war he studied at Glasgow School of Art and became a schoolteacher.

Working at a school in Paisley, however, did not agree with Cutler. He hated discipline that required the strap, having received it more than 200 times himself, and in a dramatic gesture took the instrument from his desk, cut it into pieces and dispensed them to the class.

Leaving Scotland was, he claimed, "the beginning of my life". He settled in London for a time teaching music, dance, drama and poetry to 7- to 11-year-olds. Oh how I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in on of his classrooms.

His dour recordings bely his existence growing up in Glasgow and seeing his peers arriving at school with bare feet - a fact which, he later claimed, helped form his leftwing political views, aged five - appeared in his hilarious writings, Life in a Scotch Sitting Room Volume 2. With lines such as "Voiding bowels in those days was unheard of. People just kept it in," he used a string of fantastical untruths to expose the reality of his life and the Spartan - and sometimes sadistic - Scottish existence.

He also taught for a time at A S Neil's Summerhill school. Dubbed a hippy academy where a different approach to education was fostered, Summerhill was run with rules agreed between staff and pupils, and the premise was to educate the whole person. This alternative philosophy appealed to Cutler. He lived in the grounds of the school. Ivor married for a time, but his parenting skills did not go down too well with his then wife, they had two sons, he sent one, on his first day at school wearing a kilt, I can see that going down well in England! His son remembers his father once taking him fake fishing,taking him out in the street, with a stick and bit of string and a fork tied on the end dangling in a puddle, being his fishing line, he also says "I couldn't say I was pleased when he felt the need to walk down the street with a carpet sample in place of a tie."

During the late 50's and into the 60's he mixed his teaching with that of entertainment, managing to secure a slot on Acker Bilk Show and Late Night Line-Up. On one such appearance he was spotted by Paul McCartney, who invited Cutler to appear in the Beatles' film Magical Mystery Tour where he played the bus conductor Buster Bloodvessel, and yes the lead singer of Bad Manners took his name from this and was also a fan of Cutler.

Through music, poetry and children’s books the songwriter, poet and “unjoiner” of thoughts perfected a brand of eccentric mischief that made him a favourite of many.

His absurdist songs – sung in dour Glaswegian tones with a wheezing harmonium for company – were an ever-present on John Peel’s radio shows, second only in rotation to The Fall. His darkly whimsical eye can be seen in contemporary British artists like David Shrigley and Martin Creed. And yet Cutler remains something of a marginal figure, known only to a devoted few.

For the latter part of his career, Cutler lived on his own in a flat on Parliament Hill Fields, north London, which he found by placing an ad in the New Statesman saying "Ivor Cutler seeks room near Heath. Cheap!". There he would receive visitors, and his companion Phyllis King, in a reception room filled with clutter, pictures and curios, including his harmonium, some ivory cutlery (a pun, of course) and a wax ear stapled to the wall with six-inch nails - proof of his dedication to the Noise Abatement Society, because of which he forbade his audience ever to whistle in appreciation at his work. The bicycle was his preferred mode of transport, its cow-horn handlebars in the sit-up-and-beg position in line with his Alexander technique practice.

He could quote from Homer, taught himself Chinese and was in the habit of frequenting Soho's Chinatown, where he could display his knowledge - although, typically, he chose Chinese above Japanese because the textbooks were cheaper. With the onset of old age he was increasingly worried about losing his memory, given that his father and brother had both developed Alzheimer's disease. It was a fear that was to be tragically fulfilled. He retired from the stage at the age of 82.

His main champion in the late 70's and 80's John Peel once remarked that Cutler was probably the only performer whose work had been featured on Radio 1, 2, 3 and 4.

Ivor Cutler died after a massive stroke on March 3rd 2006 aged 83.

I could no doubt find many stories about Ivor online but will give you some of his own whimsical word instead, first up is

I Ate a Lady’s Bun

I got taken to gaol.

I ate a lady’s bun.

On her head.

She got a fright.

It was a surprise.

Do not worry I said.

I am eating your bun.

I am hungry for a bun.

Police she cried a good

neighbour heard her

and phoned the

police.

You must not eat a lady’s bun even

if you are hungry.

And I am in jail.

And some of his advice......

5 Wise Saws

1. Do not kick a grocer

on the leg.

2. If you kick a grocer

on the leg, make sure

it’s not a green grocer.

3. If you throw a ball,

it moves in the air.

4. You can not erase a

love letter with a

nipple, no matter how

rubbery.

5. If you empty your bowels

at night, a shepherd

will have a red face

in the morning. -*

[petnews2day]

Glasgow celebrity cat considered Google Maps 'tourist attraction'

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Glasgow celebrity cat considered Google Maps 'tourist attraction'

When we think about tourist attractions around Glasgow the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and the Botanics immediately come to mind. However, Google has declared a certain feline named Freddy in the south side a must see for those planning to visit the city. The orange cat, who is fondly dubbed the mayor of Shawlands by locals, […]

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