#Shane Sweet

[jojaxcola]

✧*̥˚ STARDEW VALLEY BACHELORS ㄨ SANRIO *̥˚✧

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[darlingshane]

tummy tuesday. [requested by anon]

[theghoulboysblog]

i need a friend that’s gonna look at me the way shane and ryan look at each other. THEY ARE LITERALLY BEST FRIENDS 😭🙏

[minidodds]

WHEN HE DOESN'T BUTTON HIS SHIRT!

[bergoozter]

don’t talk to me 🥲

[cloudcountry]

MARNIE STPO IM GONNA CRY SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

[salt-n-salt]

(sniper dot appears on my forehead) hi guys

[davactivated]

Shane is the sweetest... I love him...

[oorangesoda]

After many hours of work… it’s finally here

Shane isn’t the most verbally affectionate person, but when he is it’s one of Callum’s favourite things- even if Cal can’t take compliments very well ;)

I might do this in full colour at some point but I was really fucking with just the simple shading 😌

(simpler version under cut before extra detail cause I like the colours better):

[glazedsnail]

Gus Invests in a Karaoke Machine

I woke up this morning and thought this very normal thought:

What song would the bachelor.ette.s sing at karaoke?

Not what they like to listen to, not what they'd want to sing in any normal state.

What they would belt out with a buzzed heart.

So here we go:

Harvey -

And he's absolutely CRUSHING it, everyone in the saloon is floored by how Harvey chanel his best Tim Curry. They're stuck to his lips for every notes with antici... ...pation.

He even shakes his hips, straighten his leg, put on the greatest show. Walk over the patrons, flick their chins, he's not much of a man by the light of day, but by night... Oh yeah. Even grabs Shane's pint in the process, sits on the counter to drink off it. How 'bout that?

Unfortunately he doesn't remember much the next day and wonders why people started calling him Dr Frank-N-Furter for a while.

Elliott -

Starts with a whisper from the heart, making the townspeople think aww he so shy, but then he just FLIES and SWINGS from the chandelier. He IS the bird, he IS free, and he clearly doesnt care if he sings off key.

Beating to the sound of his own untuned drum.

There's a lot of hair flip, and the scream inside that he was hiding FLIES OUT.

His throat hurts the next morning, but he sings for love ♥

Shane -

He wasn't going to partake, but when he heard the few notes from the song coming on as Gus put the machine on Shuffle he simply HAS to grab the mic and DESTROYS it with all his heart.

Oh so you think you got him figured out? THE SEASON'S CHANGING BITCH. Don't you try to save him. He's your HELL he's your DREAM.

The saloon is stunned. He doesn't sing well (like, at all) but damn his heart and soul ARE in it, and it shows. When he's done they're all a bit lost but damn the applauses come soon enough.

He forgets all about it each time.

We wouldn't want him any other way.

Sam -

He tries to pull Seb in, he wants to get Seb to sing with him. He wants to sing Kiki Dee's part solely but he ends up singing both, weirdly harmonizing with himself?? Like it's almost spooky how good he switches from one voice to the other.

A lot of ooh-hoo ooh-hoo but damn this man has a built-in pitch checker, each notes is hit with the precision of an opera singer. He puts the light in your life.

The song ends but he continues with an endless loop of:

Don't go breaking my / Don't go breaking my / Don't go breaking my / Don't go breaking my (please someone take the mic from him)/ Don't go breaking my/ Don't go breaking my...

Sebastian is almost sad he didn't get to sing with him after all but they make it a point to sing it every Karaoke night from now on (and they're perfect, everyone comes in just cause they know this will happen.)

Seb -

Are you a man? Cause I'm a biitcchhhhhhhhh.

Everyone is taken aback, flummoxed, even. How does Sebastian move that way? Who taught him? How flexible is this man? With all due respect, everyone's in heat?? I mean look at him. Rev his engine til you make it purr??

Robin and Demetrius are a bit....puzzled but, man, look at the way he moves. Don't try to give him shit he earned the right to be like this...

Get in loser for the...JOYRIDE micdrop

Immediately acts like absolutely nothing happened. Everybody else follows.

Alex -

Lots of pouting and squinting, finger pointing and shuffling. Each time poiting to a different person, making their heart flutter for a bit.

TELL ME WHY - and everyone else joins in.

He's the bad boy of the backstreet, he is your fire, your one desire. His hands on his body, a lot, A LOT. Is he singing to himself?! That's a lot of body touching...Alex calm down. Pull your shirt down.

His shirt is on the floor by the end of the song, and grabs it to wipes himself with it like he's James Brown. He's having fun and is that not what karaoke's about?

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I'll do bachelorettes next.

[puppppppppy]

Was nobody gonna warn me that I would fall a little bit in love with every character in Stardew

[darlingshane]

wet beast wednesday 🐻

[theghoulboysblog]

We’ve ALL seen Shane Madej with a cat, as he is known to very much be a cat man, and though those pics are always LOVELY, I think we should also appreciate the photos of Shane with dogs cause AWE HOW SWEET!

[fuegoesquivo]

Sofi Shane

[ask-shane]

Lets say Charlie can now speak English but only for long enough to answer 1 question. What would you ask?

if i could only ask charlie one thing...

i’d ask her if she’s happy with me and the life i've given her, if i'm doing right by her.

[artem-on-the-moon]

look. I’m a Harvey lover and always will be, he is my little pretty princess, but hozier too sweet is SHANE’S song I’m sorry i love you Harvey edits but must live my truth </3 thank u for ur service anyways