#Shakira Hips Don't Lie

[airasora]

Possibly an unpopular opinion, but belly dancing will forever be WAY sexier than twerking. Some are thirsting over thick asses while I am mesmerized by Shakira's non-lying hips 😍

[mvdam]

[thatlyricgirl]

Ok so a continuation of my last post but overall i did some research and made some tiny notes about some gods and goddesses that represent the moon in some different cultures. So hre is the list and the notes i took.. (note that I never said they were good)

Egyptian: Khonsu- falcon, traveler, navigator, wanderer, healing, time, fertility, snakes

Chinese:Chang'e- rabbit, Hou Yi (Great Archer that shot down 11 suns) as husband. Other notable figures- Chang Xi: 12 moons/ Tu'er Ye: rabbit god that lives on the moon.

Aztec: Metztli- farmers

Australian: Bahloo- 3 pet snakes that are supposedly the origins of death. Other mention: Japara- wanderer, searching for redemption, grief

Greek: Artemis- hunters, fertility, chastity, wild animals

Norse: Máni- water tides, chased by a wolf, worshipped outside/no temples, time, fortune telling, crop planting and harvesting

Japanese: Tsukuyomi-no-Mikoto-- night, Time agriculture, seasons, tides, and passage of time

Taking certain aspects into account the moon would likely be a God or deity mostly worshipped by pirates, nomads, & wanderers and frequent travelers. We can take into account that the moon is often tied to the sea due to the control of the tides that is frequently depicted with it. There is also the idea of time. Koby traveled thru time and his observation haki allows him to see just a few seconds into the future. The moon was used to track the passage of time. The moon never stays in the same place, nor can Koby, he is endlessly antsy. He always needs to be doing something to waste the time and can't be lazy.

Moving onto other topics. Koby wants to save people. Luffy does this constantly. However, Luffy is the mortal form or some whatever of Nika. Luffy has the Drums of Liberation. He is freedom at heart. Koby does not have this. What he could have is a little less exuberant. The most likely time for people to pour out their sorrows is at night. Lets say that the moon can hear these woes and prayers, whispered into the dead of night. Maybe he can't bring back the dead or force fate, but he can at least give a little nudge in on direction or another.

An interesting idea is that in my mind's far too creative eye it sees Koby dressed in arabic dancer outfits but with more chains to connect the fabric and holsters hidden to hide daggers and pistols. Hot and dangerous. That is moon god Koby to me. Mostly because the moon can be tied to lust at times so it'd be funny to see gentle shy Koby like this.

I'll probably try to right a fic based on this idea but this is absolutely tormenting me. I want a hot confident, and dangerous Koby. So long as Luffy isn't around. Then it's all bets off.♡♥︎♡♥︎;)

[definegodliness]

[astrology-by-sita]

SHAKIRA BIRTH CHART ANALYSIS

So this is Shakira's chart from astro dot com. Aries asc ruled by exalted Mars in Capricorn in the 10th house of career, reputation and public image, and it's with Mercury there. And both are answering to her Saturn in the 5th house of creativity.

So she has a career (10h) which is creative (5h) which requires physical activity and movement (Mercury and mars) as well as discipline (Capricorn). She's a professional dancer.

Her sun is in the 11th house of fans and community. You'll see a lot of celebrities and public figures with sun in the 11th house, because it gives popularity. Now how you use this popularity is up to you. Marilyn Monroe is another example.

On the other hand,Trump is a horrible example of this. So since she is humanitarian and cares about her community, she makes charity and builds schools in her country Colombia...

she was a UNICEF goodwill ambassador,she owns a charity foundation in Colombia called Barefoot Foundation,which educates poor children there.She has Jupiter in Taurus in the 2h of wealth aspecting her sun in the 11th house. So even if she's wealthy she doesn't keep all to herself.

She has domicile moon in Cancer in the 4th house of home and family. This is a beautiful placement, her love for her family is no secret, and from this placement she seems like a loving mother to her children. The 4th house is also roots - homeland.

She indeed loves her country and expresses her love by acts of charity.

She has Saturn in the 5th house of romance/children. So she doesn't like flings, she wants a long term commitment. Saturn here means having children later in life.

She had her 1st child at 36. If you have this placement you don't need to rush to have kids no matter what society demands.

She has Venus in the 1st house so this placement gives her beauty and attractiveness.

She has Pluto in the 7th house which unfortunately causes power struggles in relationships. On the flip side, she may meet a partner who helps her with inner transformation.

She has Uranus- the planet of surprises - in the 8th house. Unfortunately, terrible surprises came to her in an area ruled by the 8th house: taxes. It happened during her Uranus opposition as well.

In Vedic astrology her sun is in the mansion called Shravana - it's associated with the Hindu Goddess of music and knowledge, Saraswati. So people who have placements in this lunar mansions are musically inclined.

The star Betelgeuse was setting while her Venus is on the nadir. This star is very helpful if you want to gain fame through your talents, arts and creativity. So this is a very fortunate star which promises great success.

And it's in paran with her Venus and Venus also rules creativity.

The star sualocin was setting while her Saturn was rising. So this is the star of childlike self expression, joyful and fun loving spirit. Saturn rules career and public image.

Shakira is publicly known to have this positive spirit and creative self expression, and she uses her career as a means to channel her artistic spirit. Sualocin is also setting with her sun and sun is the personality, so that's a prominent feature of her personality.

She has the star Zuben Elgenubi on the nadir while saturn rises, and Zuben Eschamali culminates while her sun rises. Both of these stars are altruistic and humanitarian.The difference is that Zuben Elgenubi helps good causes without gaining anything personally while Zuben Eschamali also helps good causes and simultaneously gains personally. When she was a child her dad took her to see orphans so that she feels grateful, so she thought that when she gets fame as an artist she is going to help poor children. The star Castor rises while her Mercury sets. Castor is the star of creative writing and poetry. Mercury also rules writing.

The stars that rise are the stars that influence your childhood mostly. When shakira was 4 years old she wrote her 1st poem. She witnessed her father write on his typewriter and she asked for a typewriter as a Christmas gift, which she got when she was 7 years old,and since then she wrote poems and poems became songs. The star Vega rises while her Venus is on the nadir. This star gives you charisma, and combined with her 1h Venus, she is pretty in a conventional way but she isn't only that ...

She also has a strong personality which makes her even more attractive. Her stage presence during her concerts is notable and she radiates confident energy combined with sensual femininity.

[b4tty-br4t]

[shakifansportugal]

Shakira ontem à noite no final da Copa America! Shakira last night at the Copa America final!

[ineffablydelighted]

[Good Omens, Two weeks after S2 events...]

Nina: *bumps in* Okay, where TF is he, again?

Maggie: Hello, sir 👋

Pub owner: *sighs* Hello. Same as usual. Someone will have to pay the-

Nina: *slams two 50s on the bar* Here, done. *is under the impression she became the parent of a probably immortal being going through his first teenage heartbreak but with a middle-aged man body and a liquor license*

Maggie: *to the pub owner* Sorry about that, she's... Excuse-me... *follows Nina*

Crowley: *wasted**barely understandable**slams an empty Talisker drink on the table* StUuRpId ASSssAnGeL...

Nina: You have to STOP doing that. We have lives, you know?

Crowley: *unnatural lying position* 'nd bery short at tha', yea, I know tha'. Arn't ya' so luckeh?

Maggie: Please, Sir, you need to go home...

Crowley: *dour laugh* Yeaaaa, well, it's not asif I had tha'.

Nina: *sighs* You live in Mr Fell's Bookshop with Inspector-Naivety-Incarnate-something. Remember?

Crowley: Ah, yea, maybe, huh... *pointing an uncertain finger at Maggie* *high-pitched voice* ey, don't ya owe me rent?

Maggie: *ever seen a very pale cinnamon roll? Ya have now* Well, I...

Nina: *would cross her arms if she hadn't done that already**offended**protective almost-girlfriend* I have paid for your "coping method" a couple thousand pounds by now you didn't feel the need to repay me, so I think you should be careful before demanding any rent! Oh, and should I mention I've spent that in the course of A SINGLE WEEK?

Crowley: *looks at her with the sudden need to throw up**or to break something* No nehd to be... To be... Watevah. This is bullshit! *first sentence he somewhat says perfectly for some reason* My, my point is... Is... Bluh. He's so... BLUH!

Nina & Maggie: *look at each other in we've-heard-that-from-Monday-to-the-next-Monday**opposites face expressions though*

Crowley: *faints because he wants to* *hides his face under his 1941 hat*

Nina: Oh, no! No, no, no! That is not happening! *shakes him* Oy, wake up! I do not have all night!

Maggie: *whispers* Be gentle with him, Mr Fell is... you know...

Crowley: *ignores them**but is also listening*

Nina: *out loud* He behaves like my sister Chantel when she learned that Justin Bieber was dating Selena Gomez! Except that, my sister was fourteen at the time, not- I don't even know! How even old are you?!

Crowley: *shows his face again**yells* WHO CARES?! He's... He's... *proceeds to imitate Gollum's voice to perfection* Stupid fa- fantastic Magisshit-

Nina: Okay, enough. *grabs his arm agressively* Get up!

Maggie: *takes his hat from the floor and his glasses from the table* I don't think he can...

Nina: He can and he will! Go on, get up!

Crowley: *makes himself fall back on the sofa**loves behaving like a 5 yo having a tantrum* NEH! I-I I am NOT...

Nina: Do you want us to abandon you here?

Pub owner: *from afar* If you don't put your uncle out, Coffee girl, I swear...

Nina: *points a very menacing finger* Don't you dare "I swear" me! I "I swear" people, not the other way around, especially not when I have to deal with that excuse of a... a... man! *couldn't come up with something better*

Crowley: Imnottha' but...

Maggie: There is no need to fight, we... *looks at Crowley having somewhat of some tears in the corner of his eyes* He's just... heartbroken, you see?

Crowley: *almost inaudible* I'm noot.

Pub owner: Yeah, 'figured. That's no good reason! Whenever he's here, every customer leaves in under ten minutes for some reason and that isn't good for my business!

Nina: Coming from the lad whose only job is to take advantage of other people's misery, that's rich.

Maggie: Nina, you...

Nina: *grabs Crowley by the first ankle she sees* It will mess up your hair but I am ready to make you slide out of here even if that is the last thing I'll ever do.

Crowley: *falls to the floor**doesn't care* I'd like to see tha'

Nina: Fine, you asked for it. *grabs his second ankle**makes him slide for two meters before almost giving up**to Maggie* What are you waiting for? Take him by the armpits if you have to, but help me!

Maggie: *wants to do exactly that**doesn't know what to do with her hands for a second**puts Crowley's glasses and hat on to free them**grabs Crowley by the armpits* Okay, okay, One...

Nina: *holds herself from laughing at Maggie's new improvised look**is not even in the mood to anyway**lifts Crowley up**realizes she's the only one doing so**offended look*

Maggie: I... Sorry. I thought we would lift him up at three and...

Nina: *sighs in I-ve-never-signed-for-this-but-here-I-am* Maggie, Angel, please, you're not helping.

Crowley: *out of nowhere* ANGEL! 'Ngels... arn't vey djust...

Nina: Three.

Crowley: *does not mind being lifted by two struggling humans**mumbles* I 'ate 'is sturpid hair...

Nina: Of course you do. Careful the corner, Mag-

Maggie: *hits her hip* Aouch!

Crowley: *more to himself* AND his stupid fess...

Nina: *to Maggie* Careful, I said! If you really want to hit something, hit him! *looks at Crowley*

Maggie: *passing by the bar**to the Pub owner* Sorry about that, have a good night.

Crowley: *less and less understandable* 'nd 's mooth 'hat says 'turpid sings...

Pub owner: Whatever.

Crowley: 'ike "'omoshun is Ineff-neffably 'wesome wa doon't ya' kom wis meh dishtroy thee uni-universs?"

[The doors of the pub ring their departure]

Nina: We really should *Crowley is heavier than she expected* consider *like, really* create a law to oblige pub owners to have *humpf* bedrooms in the back of their establishment!

Maggie: We're *sore arms but still going strong* lucky he lives *breathless* right across.

Nina: *forces open the Bookshop with her hips that don't lie*

[Yeah, there is no way you can escape the Shakira tune now, is it?]

Nina: *right after Maggie has completely entered* Okay, let's drop him here.

Maggie: The couch is right th-

Nina: *drops Crowley's ankles* He can find the couch himself. As far as I am concerned, the floor suits him just fine.

Crowley: The service her' is terr-terrib-bluh!

Nina: Yeah, well, feel free to contact customer service and leave one star.

Crowley: *raising an invisible glass* Happeh to. *threatens to throw up*

Maggie: *to Crowley* Will you be alright?

Crowley: No-PUHHHH.

Muriel: *runs from God knows where towards the group* Oh my God, how is he?

Nina: Same as yesterday. And the day before that. I think he has an alcohol problem.

Muriel: You can be funny just looking at a bottle? Interesting.

Nina: More like looking at a dozen in three days but, who's counting? Certainly not him.

Crowley: *pointing a finger at the Sky* Ya' owe meh a f***ing 'usical!

Muriel: How can I help him?

Nina: You can't. Not really. He has to get through it by himself, as we all do at some point.

Muriel: I'm... confused. Is he... like... sick, or something?

Crowley: A mu-... A mu... si... *faints*

Maggie: Yeah, I believe you can call it that. It is... some kind of... sickness.

Muriel: Not a human sickness, then? *has forgotten she is, obviously, also a human called Inspector Constable* I-I mean, well-

Nina: Apparently, beings like him can catch those as well. Go figure.

Maggie: Maybe... Maybe put a blanket on him?

Nina: He does not deserve it, but yeah, you can do that.

Muriel: Okay, I'll... Sorry: what... is a blanket?

Nina: *sighs* I'm done for tonight. *leaves**comes back* Maggie?

Maggie: I... I think I'll stay for a while.

Nina: Right. It's not as if you had a shop to run in what? Five hours?

Maggie: You told me yourself nobody ever comes to my shop, so...

Nina: *shrugs her shoulders* Sorry, I'm too tired to apologize. Good night, everyone. *to Crowley* Not you. *slams the Bookshop's doors unintentionally*

[Awkward silence]

Maggie: *to Muriel* So... A blanket. It is... like, a, a cloud... but... rectangle.

[thebottomfromhell]

hi I absolutely love your writing!!! may I request the upper moons walking in/hearing reader singing a love song that they're so sure is about them, along with their reactions?

not necessary to add, but it'd be funny if reader had that song playing in their head over and over due to how in love they are while in the middle of a meeting with muzan and him going "what the fuck, who is this for, you're pathetic"

thank you so much for your time!

My brain after reading this ask in bethesda game quest format: *skyrim quest initiation drums* Find a song that at least have love included that represents the Uppermoons.

I loved this concept, call me cringe or whatever but if you have never liked a musical song (movie songs included, don't you go on denial. If you liked disney the stfu) or appreciate a good Opera (the LUNGS these people have, try singing in a threater loud enough for everyone to hear you without a mic, I dare you), then you're missing something.

I'm very sorry for the wait, I hope you like this one too. Thank you for the request too, it's something different and I had fun with it.

Uppermoons and GN reader confessing over a song (Musical AU with modern music and spotify/music youtube)

Songs used: [vid with lyrics + translation if needed]

Gyutaro - Your love is my drug (Kesha)

Gyokko - Prisoner (Jeffree Star)

Sekido - Dark red (Steve Lacy)

Karaku - Perro fiel (Shakira ft. Nicky Jam)

Urogi - Balada (Gusttavo Lima)

Aizetsu - Name of love (Bebe Rexha and Martin Garrix)

Nakime - Boyfriend (Dove Cameron)

Akaza - Love story (Indila)

Douma - Shut up and listen (Nicholas Bonnin)

Kokushibou - Tsuki no curse (Reika Okina)

Warnings: My broken taste in music, sexual content mentioned (in song), sexual content implied, slight drug use mentioned (in song), Akaza sings in french and slight angst, yandere behavior (in song),

Gyutaro:

"Maybe I need some rehab. Or maybe just need some sleep. I got a sick obsession. I'm seein' it in my dreams." Holy SHIT you listen Kesha? He listens Kesha too! His sister was the one to introduce him to the artist and, he admits, the songs are very catchy. "What you got, boy, is hard to find! I think about all the time.I'm all strung out, my heart is fried. I just can't get you off my mind" "Your love is my drug" is not really his favorite from her, "blah blah blah" and "cannibal" take that prize by far (no, it's not because it's fun to sing as if he was high, he doesn't sing... at all... no, Daki, he just said he would not-)

"Because your love, your love! Your love is my drug! Your love, your love, your love!" Fuck. He really didn't mean to, he just... did it. You look at him surprised, you didn't even know he was around. Still you laugh a bit with him as he keeps singing as he forces you into his shoulder and back like he does with Daki. "I said your love, your love, your love is my drug! Your love, your love, your love!" He moves slightly, careful not to drop you, he just looks so active and joyful.

You are addicted to this side of him to, this one it barely shows, that side of him that is actually fun to be with, chaotic and messy the same way he is intimate and caring. This is your guy. "But left to my own devices I'm addicted, it's a crisis. My friends think I've gone crazy." He interrupts again. "OH! I like this part! My judgment's getting kinda hazy. My steeze is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a lovesick crackhead." You let him keep singing, until it gets to a part that is important to you, in ehich you get off Gyutaro to cup his face in your hands, making eye contact.

"I don't care what people say. The rush is worth the price I pay. I get so high when you're with me. But crash and crave you when you leave." There, you got it, you see his eyes glow a little as he keeps looking at you, face blushing. He gets it. He always gets it, even when he doesn't want to. "Wow. Ne, just... wow. This song is perfect for you, y'know?" You chuckle a little at that. "How about you? Do you also feel like that?" He looks at the other side a bit embarrased before nodding. "I do, ne. The song is good. Really good." Maybe that is why you spend the rest of the night singing it, along with other songs from Kesha. It was lovely (Also, he nails it at blah blah blah), you wilk repite it again.

Gyokko:

"I got no regrets. And I remember the day that we met. There was no way that I could forget you.So I followed you home. And I waited 'til you were alone." Ok, Gyokko doesn't even own a home, staying at the house of his victims for a week or so doesn't count, even if you have followed him to one or two of them. He was the one to invite you, the behaviors of this song is not yours. If it had to be someone's, it would be Gyokko's. "And I know this seems so wrong. But I'm just a lovesick criminal."

"Oh! I knew you had good taste, but this is amazing!" You never stfu faster than that, closing your mouth the second you heard Gyokko's voice. You turn around and he seems... cheerful. "You can arrest me, baby, I don't wanna leave. Lock me up, throw away the key. I don't care if I'm in trouble deep. I'm addicted to your love." He keeps singing it, moving with the beat. You knew the song was his taste, but you didn't expect this outcome. "I love that song. One of my favorites. And the fact that you love it too! It's magnificent!" Still, if he is aware of the main reason you like the song, he doesn't let it show.

"I'll be your prisoner. I'll be your prisoner tonight." You keep goin, not knowing if it's to pretend nothing happened or if you are just vibing with it, but you both keep going. "I, I, I, I'm under your spell. And I just can't get enough!" You don't talk about it until you finish the song, but... you will, you can sense it. But you can also see Gyokko smiling, enjoying the time with you. "I'm prepared for all the consequences." "Believe me, I have the worst intentions." "I'm prepared for all the consequences! Believe me, believe me!"

You will be fine.

Sekido:

Sekido is NOT going to apologize, he never even thought about it. Sure, he was rude to you and maybe crossed a line or two, but you made him angry first. You also crossed the line this time! He doesn't even remember what you said to each other, but he remember it was bad. Why would he apologize if he is wondering if he even should forgive you. "Something bad is 'bout to happen to me. I don't know it, but I feel it coming. Might be so sad, might leave my nose running. I just hope she don't wanna leave me." He stopped when he heard your voice.

Sekido was never the one to plead, he was never the one to even ask for things. He is by far the most prideful of the clones. But if you were actually to go, to leave- "Don't you give me up, please don't give up. Honey, I belong with you, and only you, baby. Only you, my girl, only you, babe. Only you, darling, only you, babe. Only you, my girl, only you, babe. Only you, darling, only you." Wouldn't he beg like this, so pitiful and needy, because even if he doesn't want to admit it... he loves you. "Y/N."

He interrupts you, making you just realize he is there. "Is this... how you feel. Or am I reading this wrong?" He gets close slowly, but you can't really answer. You also don't want to be the one to apologize first, to admit you need him as much as he needs you without knowing what he is feeling. After some seconds of silence Sekido looks away and starts singing what you just sand, but more like a murmur, if the lips separated less then it would onlu be a hum. "Don't you give me up, please don't give up. Honey, I belong with you, and only you, baby." It sounds sincere. It is.

None of you apologizes, you both just keep... singing and huming. Just staying together, not wanting to leave. At all.

Karaku:

"C'mon, what were you humming, hot-stuff? I heard you just now. I promise not to laugh even if it's a lame virging song." He is teasing you. Of course he is, but he won't leave you alone until you obey. "How about you sing it? Since the song is clearly stuck in your head." How did he actually convince you? Only Karaku knows, but in the end you do as he says. Maybe you wanted this, to take it out of your chest. He has no way you actually think about him everytime you hum this song. Is like conffesing without actually doing so. "Aquí estás. Ya no puedes detenerte. ¿Dónde vas? Si estoy loco por tenerte." He seems to recognize the song, raising an eyebrow while smirking. "¿Cómo lo iba a saber? Que te vería otra vez. Tú me confundes no sé qué hacer...." You stop.

This is embarrasing, you better leav- "Yo lo que quiero es pasarla bien. Yo tengo miedo de que me guste, y me haga enloquecer. Si eso pasa yo seguiré. Contigo aquí como un perro fiel." Oh.... oh. He likes the song, and you don't know why, but that alone raises your confidence. Specially when he grabs your hand to make you spin around, as if dancing, laughing cheerfuly and loudly when you follow the lead. "Yo tengo miedo de que me guste, y me haga enloquecer." "Like that! Keep it up." You do, sometimes he moves as if to dance, mostly keeping himself roamimg around you, interrupting to sing himself or cheer up at times.

"Dicen que tú eres peligrosa. No le hago caso a esas cosas. Dime qué está pasando. Me tienes como un loco, soy un loco enamorado, eh." "Crazy man in love", that parts come from your heart, because you are in love. He puts one hand behind your head and the other in your waist before going the next part. "Quiero saber cuánto me vas a insistir. Y hasta dónde llegarías por mí. Siento mucho la espera. Pero valdrá la pena cuando te esté besando." "When I kiss you", and he just finishes the verse by doing so. And damn if it isn't worth every damn second of yearning. He speaks again after pulling apart, only inches away from your face. "Best love confession ever, hot-stuff. Very nice to use a "romantic" language. Keep coming for me and I'll keep you as mine, got it?"

What else were you meant to do but nod? Damn, you don't have to be a genius to know where the night is going. And you are going to like it.

Urogi:

For context... You were singing, only to stop when Urogi appeared from the sky. Now he has been following you "C'mon, sing again. PLISS? I like that song, I promise. I just want to hear you sing it." It took less than an hour of whining and puppy-eyes to convince you.

"Eu já lavei o meu carro, regulei o som. Já 'tá tudo preparado, vem que o brega é bom. Menina fica a vontade, entre e faça a festa. Me liga mais tarde, vou adorar, vamos nessa" And Urogi interrupts, to your surprise, singing the next part as he flies around you, grabbing your hands in his, exagerating movements as if dancing. "Gata, me liga, mais tarde tem balada! Quero curtir com você na madrugada! Dançar, pular até o Sol raiar! C'MON, IT'S YOUR TURN Y/N!" You follow the song and repear that same fragment before Urogi steals the next part again.

"O tchê tcherere tchê tchê! Tcherere tchê tchê! Tchê, tchê, tchê!" The song barely says anything at all. It's barely has content, but... it fits Urogi. It's more a thing of vibe than of actual words. "Se você me olhar vou querer te pegar. E depois namorar, curtição. Que hoje vai rolar." Really, it's simple, the song could be sintesized in a "let's party and if I catch your eye let's stay together the whole night", but it's cheerful, full of joy, very light... very Urogi. Maybe that is why you like it.

You are unsure if Urogi gets what you are really feeling, but he gets completely the song. And he does want to stay with you and have fun the whole night. It's a win. You will be able to explain things to him later, but for now. "Gusttavo Lima!"

Aizetsu:

"If I told you this was only gonna hurt. If I warned you that the fire's gonna burn. Would you walk in? Would you let me do it first? Do it all in the name of love?" Just after you finish that part you feel a hand on your shoulder, you turn around to see Aizetsu. You blush at the realization he found you singing, though he is blushing too. "Would you mind if I sing with you?" He doesn't explain himself futher as he asks shyly, you can only nod as he takes a breath to continue the song.

"Would you let me lead you even when you're blind? In the darkness, in the middle of the night. In the silence, when there's no one by your side." He looks at you as if waiting you to join, smiling softly as he offers his hand. "Would you call in the name of love?" You take it. "In the name of love, name of love. In the name of love, name of love. In the name of." You basically also hum together the instrumental, in a softer version. You spare glances on each other, deep and adoring.

"When there's madness, when there's poison in your head." It's almost as if you were actually talking. "When the sadness leaves you broken in your bed." You sure get that Aizetsu means it. Every word of it, that is why he wanted to sing with you. "I will hold you in the depths of your despair." "And it's all in the name of love" And so. "I wanna testify." "Scream in the holy light." "You bring me back to life." And it's all in the name of love. That you look at each other, hold your hands, talk. Because you do talk once you both finish.

"I love you a lot. Do you.. it would make me sad if you were not singing for me like I was singing for you.... but I would unders-" you must interrupt him "I was singing for you too." He smiles softly at you. "Can.... can I kiss you? Please?" No, because you kiss him first. What a lovely song, lovely night, and lovely romance.

Nakime:

"I could be a better boyfriend than him, I could do the shit that he never did. Up all night, I won't quit." Not the type of melody Nakime is used to, the opposite, but it's a nice song. "Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him. I could be such a gentleman." You sing with the most care, because you know she is watching, she is hearing, even if you can't see her. This is her castle, after all.

You know what you are doing, the message that you are giving. Nakime loves music, what better way to confess than with a song. And this is a song which just... vibes with her. You have no idea if she has ever heard it before, but it seems it doesn't matter. "I don't need to tell you twice. All the ways he can't suffice. If I could give you some advice. I would leave with me tonight." It doesn't, because she is talented in her art. So she plays the biwa, making a beat for you to follow. "The universe must have divined this, mmm, mmm. Ladies first, baby, I insist."

"I could be a better boyfriend than him. I could do the shit that he never did. Up all night, I won't quit. Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him. I could be such a gentleman." She sings this part with you, using the biwa to also change the settings. It gets a bit dizzy, but you love the display. She is very proud of her power. "Plus all my clothes would fit." She sings that part alone once you are both in the same room.

You look at her, she smiles at you. Seeing you are not going to sing anymore, she speaks. "I liked your song. Let's do this again some time. It's a date." She says, just before leaving you in your home. A date... you are proud of yourself, that's it. The lesbian power of the song did it trick, like you knew it would. You. Won.

Akaza:

Akaza doesn't know why he hasn't shown himself, he just... got lost in the song. It's one he knows, the melody,, the lyrics, the meaning... "Il n'est pas fou. Il l'aime c'est tout. Il la voit partout. Il l'attend debout. Debout une rose à la main. Non, non plus rien ne le retient." It's a lovely song, he can't think other way to describe it that is not deppressing, to be honest, and he doesn't want to think this song as sad, even if his chest aches a bit with it. "Dans sa love story!" "It's a love story", as said before, he knows the lyrics, he knows the meaning, and Akaza likes it. You keep singing for a while before even realizing he is there, but one second you open your eyes and turn around, facing the golden eyes.

"Em... how long have you been standing there?" You ask embarrased, blushing as Akaza also has some red in his cheeks. He doesn't answer your question, just takes some steps forward to grab gently yet firm, somehow desesperate, your hands into his. "Can you please keep singing? Please?" He asks twice, looking away as he whispers the secon pleading. You decide to just keep singing. "Je serai riche. Et je t'offrirai tout mon or. Et si tu t'en fiches. Je t'attendrai sur le port. Et si tu m'ignores...." "And if you ignore me...."

You know, you have seen, that Akaza is mourning, yearning, or something. You don't know, he himself doesn't know, but that nostalgia and melancholy.... sometimes you feel it takes him away from you. That is why you didn't want him to listen you sing about him, to confess. Because you are unsure id he will "Je t'offrirai mon dernier souffle de vie." "Give you the las breath of my life" and yet he keeps singing for you without letting your hands go. "Dans ma love story!"

"Et il y a toi..." Akaza waits for you to continue, tender and adoring eyes, "Et il y a moi." Yes! There is you. There is! And you are hopeful Akaza is there, is here, too."Et personne n'y croit. Mais l'amour fait d'un fou un roi. Et si tu m'ignores.... J'me battrai encore et encore!" "C'est ta love story!" You take that as a confession, and it shows in your blushed face and adoring eyes, he seems to agree in it. "C'est ta love story!" And of course, you join. "C'est l'histoire d'une vie! Love story!" You just look at each other, not bothering with the world, and giving in to tentation. You both kiss.

(And actually have to talk things through AFTER, you know? This is not a musical, as romantic as it was.)

Douma:

"Shut up and listen. Look at my eyes, don't tell me lies. I need you to tell me truth." You started singing on your own, but Douma got in the room, looking curious. He doesn't move besides closing the door besides him, doesn't speak, just... stands ghere, watching you. But part of you feels like he is urging for more. It's hard to tell, because he always urging for more of everything. "You gotta be clear, tell me the details. I gotta know as much as it hurts. I need you to tell me the truth." More violence, food, attention, power, sensations, pain... it's unclear most of the times. It becomes really hard to tell if he actually likes you.

"Bet you like it when I show up in a gown. Let my body work it out, slow your grind. Don't tell me to stop it, just let me on top and. Baby, you want it, yeah." He sings after you repeat the same part, maybe he hust wanted to do that. If it's because he wants to share the song with you or if he is just messing around... Douma himself probably isn't 100% sure. "When you tie me, do it slow, forget the time. Move position, take me south, ease your mind. Don't tell me to stop it, just let me on top and. Baby, you want it, yeah." He goes to grab you, to press his body against you. He understands the lyrics, not being able to recognize emotions doesn't make him stupid or inmune to sex. This is probably how the night will end.

Maybe it's better that way. "Slow it down if you need to, oh. Show me how just to please you. Ooh, work it out in the sheets. Do me and see through, I want to you feel you." Staying safe, showing intimacy in a way Douma can actually understand it, instead of leaving him guessing and wondering how he should feel. How a normal human, even a normal demon, would feel. You wish these things could be explainede with words in a language Douma fully knows. But the language is not the problem, nor is Douma or you.

You spend the night together, limbs tangling both bodies. Douma is content, satified, you too. Even if you feel like there a lot more things to say, but there is hardly a moment or a way to do so....

Kokushibou:

"Tsuki no kaasu tsumetai yume no naka de....." If you ask Kokushibou, music that is not in japanese is not real music. He is stuck in his own ass, always too focused on tradition and hierarchy and how japan is the "raising sun" blah blah blah. Sometimes he gets very annoying like that, to the point loving him does feel like a curse. "Kotoba no nai sekai de. Bokura wa ai wo kataru. Itsuka kimi ni todoku made..." wait a sec- Kokushibou is behind you, isn't he? You turn around and yep, he is. "Kokushibou-san...."

He keeps quiet for a while, like always, until he finally thinks he has something worth saying. "I like that song. Can you keep singing for me?" You really wanted to say no, but you also wanted to sing for him. After all, this song is recorded in your mind just for him. "Tsuki no kaasu. Tsumetai yume no naka kara. Kimi wo tooku tsuresaritakute. Dokomade yukeru. Ai wo shinjite ii basho made." Maybe another person, demon or human, would have joined and singed with you. Kokushibou did not.

"Dokomade yukeru. Ai wo shinjite ii basho made. Yoru no mukou futari dake de." Ypu finished the song for him, barely getting any reaction. This song is really perfect for you both. "Thank you for singing for me." He barely understands, it's not a surprise for you to have to actually explain it. "I did it because that is how I feel about you." Silence again, you are more than used to it. Kokushibou is not a person of intimacy, of sharing feelings, he clearly doesn't know how to answer back, and part of you feels guilty for putting him in the situation of having to. "I see."

He leaves after that, and you know he will evade you for at least a week or two from know own. If you are lucky he will want to talk about it after that and tell you he feels the same. But until then... it's a "Moon's curse in this icy dream."

Bonus:

Muzan: And then Nakime is going to su-

*Song from above starts playing in the background*

Muzan: Excu- *looking around* ..... Who is playing....?

Akaza: Is something wrong, Muzan-sama?

Muzan: Am I the only one hearing this?

Gyutaro: ..... I don't hear anything.

Nakime: Sorry.

Kokushibou: Hmn?

. . .

Y/N humming with the song on their head: Mhmnhmnhmn mhn hmn hmn mhn.

Muzan: SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S BEEN 5 HOURS WITH THAT SAME SONG! AT LEAST PUT SOMETHING DIFFERENT! Pathetic creature, who is this even for?!

[321spongebolt]

I was first introduced to this song in 2011 thanks to an old "Looney Tunes" stage show at Six Flags simply called "Looney Tunes Dance-Off", which made its debut in 2010. When I saw "Dot - The Macadamia Nut", I thought about if my character and Dot should sing this as their love song, only to learn that the song didn't exist until 2006, while the "Animaniacs" episode, "Dot - The Macadamia Nut", aired in 1997.

Despite this little mistake, I still might consider using this if there's a good place to use my characters in the 2020 reboot (I didn't see it yet, and I don't plan to, but I heard it's okay in its own right.). I roughly based my idea off of Bugs and Lola's cover of this song. Down below, I have lyrics how this would've all worked out.

[LYRICS I THOUGHT OF AS OF 2011]

(Songs begins with a trumpet solo as Background Singer talks)

Background Singer #1: Ladies up in here tonight! No fighting!

Background Singer #2: We've got a live performance for ya!

Background Singer #1: No fighting! No fighting!

Background Singer #2 (On cue when the first Background Singer says "No fighting!" the second time): Oh...

(Music kicks in as the first Background Singer starts singing)

Background Singer #1: ♪I never really knew that you could dance like this.♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Hey!

Background Singer #1: ♪You make a man wanna speak Spanish.♪

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪¿Cómo se llama?♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Sí!

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪Bonita.♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Sí!

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪Mi casa, su casa.♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Yay!

Dot: ♪Oh, boys, when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad! So be wise.♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Sí!

Dot: ♪And keep on...♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers (At the same time as Background Singer #1): Sí!

Background Singer #1 (At the same time as the other boys): Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!

Dot (Singing overlapping Background Singer #1 counting in Spanish): ♪reading the signs of my body.♪

Background Singer #2 (On cue with "Cuatro!"): No fighting!

Dot and Background Singer: ♪And we're on tonight, you know our hips don't lie and we're starting to feel it's right.♪

Dot: ♪All the attraction...♪

Background Singer: ♪The tension.♪

Dot and Background Singer: ♪Everybody, see it? This is perfection.♪

Background Singer: ♪Hey, Dot! I can see your body moving, and it's driving me crazy!♪

♪And I, didn't have the slightest idea until I saw you dancing!♪

Yakko, Wakko, Background Singer #1, and other Background Singers: ♪And when you walk upon the dance floor, nobody cannot ignore...♪

Background Singer: ♪The way you move your body, girl.♪

Background Singer #2: Just move!

Background Singer: ♪And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it, so you can keep on shaking it.♪

Background Singer #2: Let's go!

Background Singer #1: ♪I never really knew that you could dance like this.♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Yeah!

Background Singer #1: ♪You make a man wanna speak Spanish.♪

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪¿Cómo se llama?♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Sí!

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪Bonita.♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Sí!

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪Mi casa, su casa.♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Yay!

Dot: ♪Oh, boys, when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad! So be wise.♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Sí!

Dot: ♪And keep on...♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Sí!

Dot: ♪reading the signs of my body.♪

Background Singer #2: No fighting!

Dot: ♪And we're on tonight, you know our hips don't lie and we're♪

Dot, Hello Nurse, and Minerva Mink: ♪starting to feel you, boy.♪

♪Come on, let's go. Real slow. Singers, así es perfecto?♪

Dot and Background Singer: ♪You know we're on tonight, you know our hips don't lie and we're starting to feel it's right.♪

Dot: ♪All the attraction...♪

Background Singer: ♪The tension.♪

Dot and Background Singer: ♪Everybody, see it? This is perfection.♪

Dot: ♪Oh, boy, I can see your body moving, half animal, half man.♪

♪I don't, don't really know what I'm doing, but you seem to have a plan.♪

♪My will and self-restraint, have come to fail now, fail now.♪

Dot, Hello Nurse, and Minerva Mink: ♪See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you♪

Background Singer #1 (At the same time as Dot sings): Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!

Dot (Singing overlapping Background Singer #1 counting in Spanish): ♪know that's a bit too hard to explain.♪

Yakko, Wakko, Background Singer #1, and other Background Singers: ♪Baila en la calle de noche,♪

Other Background Singers: Yeah!

Yakko, Wakko, Background Singer #1, and other Background Singers: ♪baila en la calle de día!♪

Other Background Singers: Let's go!

Yakko, Wakko, All the Background Singers, Dot, Hello Nurse, and Minerva Mink: ♪Baila en la calle de noche, baila en la calle de día!♪

Background Singer #1: ♪I never really knew that you could dance like this.♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Yeah!

Background Singer #1: ♪You make a man wanna speak Spanish.♪

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪¿Cómo se llama?♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Sí!

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪Bonita.♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Sí!

Background Singer #1 and other Background Singers: ♪Mi casa, su casa.♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Yay!

Dot: ♪Oh, boys, when you talk like that, you know you got me hypnotized! So be wise.♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Sí!

Dot: ♪And keep on...♪

Yakko, Wakko, and Other Background Singers: Sí!

Dot: ♪reading the signs of my body.♪

Yakko, Wakko, Background Singer #1, and other Background Singers: ♪Señorita, feel the conga. Let me see you move like you come from Colombia.♪

Background Singer #1: And let's add a little bit more spice to that, shall we?

Dot: ♪¡Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!♪

Background Singer #1: ♪En Barranquilla se baila así!♪

Background Singer #2: Yeah! Hey, brra!

Background Singer #1 (Rapping): ♪Yeah, she's so sexy, every man's fantasy. A refugee like me back with the Fugees from a third world country.♪

♪I go back like when 'Pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty. We leave the whole club dizzy.♪

Dot and Background Singer (Rapping): ♪Why the CIA wanna watch?♪

Background Singer #1 (Rapping): ♪It's the Colombians and Haitians. I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction!♪

♪Bo bop so bop, no more do we snatch ropes. Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats!♪

Background Singer #2: No fighting!

Dot: ♪And we're on tonight, you know our hips don't lie and we're♪

Dot, Hello Nurse, and Minerva Mink: ♪starting to feel you, boy.♪

♪Come on, let's go. Real slow. Singers, this is perfecto.♪

Background Singer #2: No fighting!

Dot and Background Singer: ♪You know we're on tonight, you know our hips don't lie and we're starting to feel it's right.♪

Dot: ♪All the attraction...♪

Background Singer: ♪The tension.♪

Dot and Background Singer: ♪Everybody, see it? This is perfection.♪♪

(The opening trumpet solo is reused as the song ends)

Background Singer #1: No fighting! No fighting!

Dot: No fighting.

Background Singer #1: No fighting.

(The opening trumpet solo is reused one last time to finish the song)

[cosmos-1803]

What Wii games would the Piston Peak Air Attack Crew would play (in my opinion)

Blade Ranger: Wii Sports

He's a pro but no doubt he would rage while playing wii sports sometimes

Cabbie: Wii play

Something boring but he is kinda good at most of the games

Dipper: Just Dance 2014

She's a pro at it and would force you to play Just Dance with her

Smokejumpers: Super smash bros Brawl

You could hear them screaming and talking shit to each

Windlifter: Animal Crossing City Folk

He befriended every resident, he didn't cut any trees and plants flowers around everyone's house

BONUS

Nick Loopin López: SKYLANDERS SPYROS ADVETURE

He well ALWAYS pick Spyro OR Super Shot Stelf Elf no matter what

Dusty Crophopper: STAR WARS The COMPLETE SAGA

He plays it with his father's help (his father being Skipper Riley)

Maru: Mario Kart Wii

He's always Yoshi or Toad

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

The Durst Thrust.

[shakifansportugal]

I wanted a dress that truly embraced my curves and femininity, beautifully. #LMYNLWorldTour

[take-a-xanax-and-chill]

This shit slaps