#Sexy sexy spy man

[m4tteoweird4pple]

He smells like sh1t.

[vampiricgf]

ripping my hair out because nobody just wants to let ada exist independently. I genuinely do not gaf about who she is or isn't good with, give me HER. give me what her life looks like, her past, her inner monologue, her emotional states, how she's feeling about what her life has ended up being, all of that shit. shes fascinating to me and I love her because I know she's a cool as fuck woman that would make me shake and drool like a geriatric dog after giving me a night of the strap PLEASE god let me know how ada wong actually is without making a core part of her personhood a blonde man. especially when I know damn well she's for the girls stop fucking playing with me rn

[coquelicoq]

[overheard at su manor] xiao heng: what do women like? other than trust and respect, of course. lu ji: of course. xiao heng: find out. it's for a case. wen ji: what case? lu ji: *elbows him* wen ji: on it boss [the next day] wen ji: so we heard back from the spy network and they confirmed that women like to be trusted and respected. xiao heng: obviously. what else? wen ji: apparently they also like grilled meat and playing Go. lu ji: the servants will replenish the fuel for the grill in the courtyard every morning, and i've stashed a Go board in every room of the house. wen ji: i heard that jiang-er'niangzi is especially fond of fowl. xiao heng: frivolous. i'll let it go this time because i'm in a good mood. apropos of nothing somebody get me a plucked duck over here.

[hidey-writes]

10k | Haiji & Fujioka, Haiji/Kakeru | Police/Yakuza AU, Undercover Missions, Loyalty

Haiji knows how to be Agent Kiyose. He knows how to be Kiyose-san. He was both of those people for decades before he was ever called Haiji-san. He was someone else for his entire life before he was Haiji-san for a year.

one thing to know about me is that i'm so, so compelled by the fujioka and haiji and kakeru dynamic. i love the way fujioka represents haiji's past and kakeru represents haiji's future, and i loooooove forcing haiji to choose between the two. thematically, this fic is about trying to fit into a place you no longer fit in, and outgrowing your best friend, and finding the kind of devotion worth killing for. practically, this is about my unavoidable urge to give some college boys guns

read What It Was on ao3

[occasionaloranges]

we need to make him the next tumblr sexyman

[tenpintsof-sundrop]

rip to the fact that Stiles stopped wearing that watch

cause it's still of my belief that one of the hottest things a man can do is wear a (non-smart, non-digital) watch

[im-lovin-bulges]

[jerkjobber111]

[deanpinterester]

FUCK i saw someone say dev patel should be the next james bond and now you've ruined my day because they'll never do this. they're already signing up aaron taylor johnson (allegedly) to be the next james bond. we will never get to see dev patel as james bond and i'm PISSED

[atombonniebaby]

So, I've seen a few posts lately that highlight Deacon's habit of ending up in just his undies...

I've been sitting on this for a little while...But I think it's time...

I use this nifty little mod called 'Liga of my Companions' (by far the best multi-follower mod out there!)

One feature is the companions can dress themselves...which is great! They go home and change into some casuals... Put on their armor when we're in combat zones, etc...But it can be a little glitchy at times.

I can no longer bring myself to use this feature.😳

Mature content Warning: suggestive/innuendo

Cards on the table. I like to use 'Enhanced Vanilla Bodies.' and not NeverNude...(Certain mods call for such a thing...it is just weird to bathe in your underpants, okay! 😜 CWSS for working bathroom fixtures btw.)

So, I'm running with Mac and Deeks, and suddenly, the pair of them started stripping...like full-on terrorizing enemies by charging at them with their 'assets' on full display. (body slamming enemies, leaping over obstacles...running out of bullets, and fist fighting instead of using their weapons...because I kept forgetting to turn on infinite ammo for them)

So here I am, chasing them around and yelling: "Deacon! Put your pants back on...oh, for f@#k sake Mac, not again!" Because after they did it once, they just kinda ran with it...They'd also be standing there with big grins, which is just normal companion behavior, but I dunno.

This time, it felt personal...

Guys...My fugging mum was watching me play...😱

She, of course, thought this was hilarious, and I guess I must have too considering how much my cheeks hurt from laughing.

I think my man walked in at one point, then walked right back out again once he realized what we were in hysterics about.

I am still not sure if that has been our weirdest mother/daughter moment, but it is definitely up there 🤣🤣🤣

(Mum's where I get most of my weirdness from, and my love for gaming. She spends her evenings playing FO76 or COD online...so she's a bit awesome. I'm not gonna lie!)

Note: I did eventually get it working properly, and actually stopped using the "dress yourself" feature because they are like toddlers dressing themselves!

They come up with some weird combinations....hmmm maybe I should give them a bunch of stuff and see what they come up with to illustrate my point some time 🤣🤣🤣

[why-arent-theya-sexyman]

[coureirsix]

reaching the point in the hyperfixation where i am forgetting to shower and eat because ive got. fictional characters on the brain.

anyway does anyone want to know what i think about leon kennedy being the most closeted touch starved man i have ever seen

[least-sexy-man-competition]

spy tf2 is the least sexy man to ever exist

he is an absent father and the least sexy thing you can do is leave your son and his mother to fend for themselves

also he commits murder for money and is french so that too I guess

hey. committing murder is perfectly sexy. its the 'for money' part i don't approve of

[im-lovin-bulges]

[jerkjobber111]

[why-arent-theya-sexyman]