#Several

[eebie]

YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME

[vaniloqu3nce]

Yoko calls Wednesday “snappy” and that’s the whole headcanon.

“Yoko, why are you in my room?”

“I came to see you, snappy!”

“Do not call me that.”

“Divina and Enid are doing homework and it’s honestly the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. I thought homework was a myth!”

“…why are you in my room, Tanaka.”

“…Divina says I was distracting her.”

“What were you doing?”

“Listing every reason I think her boobs are a superpower.”

[transingthoseformers]

On the whole "failed courtship but it somehow works" front (continuity soup bc it ought to be G1 but then M's alt is wrong; what do guns do to show off anyway? Precision targeting? How do you get your preferred person to hold you for that?):

OP: is practicing those precision manoeuvres that only the very finest of trucks can manage (along the lines of that video of the truck driver making himself a cup of tea...) in a secluded valley somewhere that is definitely-only-coincidentally adjacent to where the Decepticons were most recently detected;

M: barrelling over the adjacent ridge and down into the valley, covered in the local vegetation, with a carefully-arranged collection of beautiful-but fragile treats suspended from the barrel of his tank mode. This is, naturally, just an exercise in using his alt effectively. Nothing whatsoever to do with the last known destination of the Autobot groundbridge;

one inevitable collision later, OP's carefully prepared cube with appropriate additives is spread all over the floor and M's treads, causing devastation to some small part of the local ecosystem. M's delightful selection of treats is smeared along the side of OP's trailer, which stickiness and waste does not help OP's mood as he transforms back to express his annoyance more effectively.

At some point in the ensuing fist-fight - possibly as they roll through the puddle of energon again - it occurs to OP to wonder just what M was doing rushing around with a cake-stand anyway. The sheer degree of embarrassment inherent in answering makes M try to transform back and escape the whole interaction, but of course OP is faster in alt and can force a confrontation. And then, well, something is clearly wrong and the two systems are reasonably parallel and OP is not the one with the emotional intelligence of a teaspoon here. He can, and does un-puzzle this mystery, and M is trapped.

Clearly the only thing left after that is for M to un-sticky OP, by whatever means are left available to him. And if the net effect in terms of cleanliness is not what it might be, neither of them is exactly complaining.

Omg these two have created such a mess yes, they're trying so hard to show off in their own ways

Oh, it's not their fault these ways collide (lying) (lying so much💖💖💖💖)

Makes sense Optimus figures it out first, and oh Megatron what have you started

There's no way they're coming out of this clean, if I'm picking up the vibes at the end correctly.

But:

[a-small-batch-of-dragons]

Heya! I've been a big fan of your writing for a long time. Your works and characterizations are fabulous! Question though, I see you are both a fan of Sanders Sides and Resident Evil. Have you ever considered writing a crossover with them? Perhaps where the sides are in the RE universe? I'd love to hear any thoughts you'd have about such a thing. 😊

Oh god what a fucking crossover idea jfc

I don't think i have it in me to turn it into a full-fledged fic but i am being entertained by the ThoughtsTM

Logan working for Umbrella and/or the Connections? Remus being a mold person like Ethan or Eveline? Truly the fucking chaos that would abound from Remus being able to psychically throw people around oh no what have we done

Or Leon meeting Remus and being so fucking done with him--truly incredible

I'm torn between whether I wanna stick Roman with Leon in RE2R or RE4R because a.) him and rookie!leon would be so fucking fun to watch but also b.) him and Luis????? are you kidding??? wait roman's color is red just replace ada with him hmmm no i'm just kidding ada wong my beloved

for the love of all that is good in the world never put janus and wesker in the same country together yes that's all okay bye

ooh but roman with the redfields would also be fun as shit, i feel like roman and patton in the mansion in RE1 would be...interesting

oh no have roman and remus meet chris and claire oh no have that be so much fun but also the WORST thing ever

i feel like patton and ethan would get along pretty well, though, so that might be nice :) obviously in a timeline where ethan's life doesn't go so spectacularly to shit

OH NO WAIT RE8 AU WHERE INSTEAD OF IT BEING THE DUKE EVERYWHERE ITS THE SIDES

so like it's all of them in the village square first then roman in the dimitrescu castle then logan with the infodump then janus near the beneviento house then remus near moreau and then virgil in heisenberg's factory and then patton takes him to fight miranda at the end

virgil is in hunnigan's boat being endlessly anxious and frustrated with these agents ruining his blood pressure constantly send tweet

the thing is i feel like all the sides would just be so in awe of claire and jill and rebecca because they chug the respect women juice??? so it's just they have a bunch of puppies trailing after them all the time now

oh god remember what i said about letting janus and wesker be in the same country apply that to janus and ada too

aight those are my thoughts! god this was such a thing to think about thank u for asking

[obiwan]

you ever read that one fic that was written in 2012-2014, was originally posted on LJ, doesn’t have the most significant stats but something about it grips you and suddenly you can’t stop reading and you can’t think of even doing anything else until you’ve finished it whether it’s 2pm on a workday or 4am and your eyes are prickling from looking at the screen and then you do finish it and it knocks the wind out of you, chest constricting tight like you’ve just taken drugs for the first time and something inside you wants to claw its way out and you need more of that universe of those characters but also you know nothing else can ever touch that and you want to form a support group with other people who have read it because oh my goooooooooodddddddd. 

[slagethor]

Margaritas make you have powers. Karaoke makes you have powers. I have powwers currently

[silbeni]

Why does golden kamuy on crunchyroll already have typos in the subtitles of the first episode

[poohbea]

hello hi, um TAZ SKYLAR IN GASSED UP?!!!??! HELLO?!?!? IM SJSNEISKSHHSVZN

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Glimmer: I have a problem

Bow: I love problems that aren't mine, spill

Glimmer: Adora's trying so hard even though she's clueless and she arm wrestles people for me and I'm so gay

Bow: Terrible. Your girlfriend's a sweetie. Absolutely tragic

Glimmer: my

Glimmer: my what

Bow: Oh wow you DO have a problem

[belivinginyourselfistherealmagic]

Why do we have so much soup lovers in the fandom???

Scince when we become the soup lovers??

I know there's at least 4 of you!!

And more than 1 of these videos!!!

I'm pretty sure there's even an animated 1!!!

Not that I'm complaing I love soup

Changing that to 5.. check ✔️

[traincarsandstars]

"Come to think of it... How many parents do I have?"

[7amonathursdayinoctober]

I feel like I just became a 85 year old man

[transingthoseformers]

Nightshade would be so stoked to meet science dad's kid. Immediate protective big sib.

They would beeeee!

Depending on what direction we go with this earthspark Blackarachnia, she very well might grow up looking up at her honorary sibling quite a lot!

[human-trainwreck]

So Rod, dear, light of my life,

Why the actual fuck are Fishy and Turbo separated?

AND TURBO ON LINE 4 NO LESS

[dark-elf-writes]

“Naruto hit Neji so hard he saw Shinobi Jesus” NARUTO HIT NEJI SO HARD HE LOOKED SHINOBI JESUS IN THE FACE SAW HIM WINCE AND HEARD HIM SAY “Uzumaki’s right?” THEN WAS SENT BACK TO HEAR NARUTOS SAD BACKSTORY