#Servant Speaks

[xcherry-popx]

oh ive never felt so violent take it back

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thanks for listening to my sad backstory. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

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[royaltea000]

Every letter addressed to Jonah Magnus just sounds like several men of good high standing who he’s tricked into giving him their knowledge money and affections realizing that they’ve fallen for a succubus but they can’t find it in them to hate him too hard- like do you know what I mean??? I know it’s just the old timey way of speaking but every statement just sounds like “please my evil twink, I beseech you!” Like this is why I can only imagine him as like very Dorian Gray-esque in my head. Please someone tell me I’m not crazy for thinking this that’s literally their evil bbg that’s sucked them for all they’re worth and thrown em away

[lomlompurim]

Qijiu poke version doodle, qi-ge was a noodle baby

My pokemon designs of the peaklords

[solokabuto]

[literallyjusttoa]

I am a “Meg and Apollo’s master/servant bond evolved into something a lot like an empathy link post their dip into Chaos in TDP” truther and I will be till the day I die.

[cemetery-baccanal]

this is it. this is the family dynamic i desperately need to see more of

[foursaints]

goblet of fire, pg 691 / pg 641

does anyone else wake in a cold sweat & remember how barty crouch jr, robbed of bodily autonomy his entire life, subconsciously recreated the dark magic used to make a new body from a broken one

[kirarahoshii]

armand pretending to be rashid is so unnecessary but hilarious. he could have just chosen a different name. he didn’t have to do all that.

do you think armand was crying to louis like “nooo my love please let me play dress up as our servant pleasepleaseplease you don’t understand it’s necessary for the bit pleeeease”?

[xcherry-popx]

anyway as someone with pocd i feel way safer around people with personality disorders and psychosis and every other 'scary' or 'abusive' disorder than i have EVER felt around someone who thinks 'protecting the children' means isolating those with ocd so that they 'cant do harm'

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

M'lady, doth this harlot bother thee?

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[kiwikipedia]

Something something Fujimaru is The Beast of Humanity, not a Beast of Humanity because there is no one who loved humanity more than they did except for maybe its creators.

Because even though they destroyed their worlds, there are so many Servants who reached out to them and would only think to be summoned by them.

Because there are Heroes who were cemented into the Throne because of their love, who would never answer a call to summon if it wasn’t them calling.

Because Fujimaru embodies the concept of wishing for a better end and rejecting the fate laid before them, and if that means ending other humanities for the sake of their own, they will.

Because Fujimaru loves and loves and loves and even as a Beast will continue to defend Humanity alongside other Heroes and Servants because through their status they are both Humanity’s Savior and it’s Ending.

[r-18g]

oh my god.

[trans-xianxian]

obsessed w the scene where wei wuxian goes to jinlintai to ask about wen ning, because when he comes in, while he Has sort of crashed their party, he is still, Technically, following all of their social rules. he's polite, and courteous, and respectful. he tries to speak with jin zixun away from everyone else first, he's well spoken and appropriately vague, he doesn't say anything when everyone continues to insult him directly to his face. they all know what he Means but he is, technically, still behaving exactly as a respectable cultivator should. and then it sort of starts to go sideways, and you're like uh oh. we can still make it out of here unscathed tho I bet. he hasn't said anything crazy yet. but then wei wuxian looks jin guangshan in his face and says "please allow me to ask another question - does jin zongzhu think that without the qishan wen sect, lanling jin is supposed to take it's place naturally? so everything should be handed over to you, and everyone should follow your orders?", which is insane,

[liesmyth]

All your TLT posting is making me questioning if I should try it.. The only thing i'm worried is that I don't want to start a series and then finding out in the third bookthat the author made the antiheroic genderbent mao protagonist throw the metaphorical atomic bomb on the japanese because the author is an american descendent of a Chang Kai Shek general and wanted to absolve the yankees to grant herself a career (it worked greatly). So should i still try TLT as an olde commie? Love your blog btw, please continue reblog all those TLT fan art they look great! Thanks!

whew lowkey glad I couldn't get past the first book in that other series. anyway *clears throat*

If you like LESBIANS, Locked Tomb is the fandom for you. If you like BONES and FAILWOMEN and ARE ANGRY AT GOD, Locked Tomb is the fandom for you. If you like BAD JOKES and SHITTY MEMES, we have those in spades. If you love EXCELLENT FANART and DIVORCES that last TEN THOUSAND YEARS and LOCKED ROOM MURDER MYSTERIES, if you think EVIL COUGARS are SEXY, if you think PLUTO totally COUNTS as a PLANET, Locked Tomb is the fandom for you!!!!

[here's the rest of the tlt manifesto on ao3, podficced by @/wilfriede ]

On a serious note! I think TLT is definitely informed by leftist politics, and it has many themes that lend themselves to juicy interpretations on top of a really meaty worldbuilding and characterisation. Also the fanart SLAPS. And if you read the books you can check out my fics which, not to brag, are some of the weirdest I've ever written! featuring such tropes as: "bodyswapped man sucks his own dick" "vagina dentata" "ritual sex to have a baby during a mass death event" "in-universe academia" and "orphan girl meets her parents for the first time and they suck"

tldr please read the locked tomb <3

[alexjcrowley]

Btw I can't believe all the Hamilton edits with Hamilton the musical, especially to Wait for it but when they're done with Carlos

Like girl be fr if someone is his Burr that's not Carlos that's Nico fucking Rosberg, he owned that role

Carlos and Lewis have had beef for a month because Vasseur gave Lewis Carlos's job, you want bitter soul crushing rivalry that's been destroying another guy's life step by step, that's been booked by Britney since day one