#Sephiroth probably comes back later with a shirt and shoes but no pants
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secondarysefikura · 2 months ago
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Tifa: Thanks for helping out at the bar tonight.
Cloud: Yeah, no worries.
Tifa: I gotta run out back real quick, you'll be fine on your own, right?
Cloud: I got it.
Sephiroth: Hello Cloud.
Cloud: NO.
Sephiroth: Now now Cloud, you can't just kick me out because you don't like me. Without a good reason to kick me out, I could sue the bar for illegal discrimination.
Cloud: You definitely couldn't but fine. What do you want?
Sephiroth: What I want, Cloud, is--what are you doing?
Cloud, pulling out a sign that reads "no shoes, no shirt, no service": Preventing the bar from being sued. Now get out.
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