#Seme Tyki x Uke Lavi

[ephemeralastralreader]

If D Gray-Man was an Acted Film and the Characters were Actors.

Kanda: You're mighty bald to have- Bald- Bold- FUCK!!!

Reever: laughing WE HAVE BLOOPERS EVERYONE!!!

Allen: Wheezing Wow Kanda! Bald? Really?

Kanda: SHUT UP

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Lavi: Just to tell you guys. During the fight scene where Allen's arm got cut, it wasn't actually part of the script. It was because the prop had broke.

Lenalee: I want to mention the fact that: We were all straight before we joined this.

Kanda: Damn right! I was straight before I grabs allen met this Moyashi and he somehow managed to jump kick all of my standards of being straight right out the window and chuck in gay standards instead.

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Komui: You're a Parasistic- Parasic- Para- I give up!

Lenalee: Giggling There there Onii-chan

Lavi: Laughing Yeah, At least you didn't say 'narcissistic' instead!

Allen: Laughs DAMN- Wheeze -IT LAVI!

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Should I do a pt 2? If so, comment please!

[kitty-bandit]

D for Money Well Spent, T and U (Fanfic ask meme)?

D: Is there a song or a playlist to associate with Money Well Spent?

I don’t have a specific playlist, but I do have a few songs that would fit this fic!

✰ I’m Your Man - Leonard Cohen✰ Can’t Get You Out of My Head - Kyile Minogue✰ Heavy Metal Lover - Lady Gaga✰ Storm Across the Sea - Chuck Prophet

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

Two things really irk me, specifically: 

✧ Seme x Uke dynamics✧Seeing Allen portrayed as weak/submissive

I’ve had people leave me bad reviews for not having a certain character top/bottom, and it drives me absolutely batty. Please leave your misogynistic expectations on gender and sex at the door, thanks.

And seeing Allen as anything but the strong little spitfire he is just annoys me to no end. Some people may like that portrayal, but I can’t.

U: A pairing you might like to write for, but haven’t tried yet.

Definitely some rarepairs!

♡ Alma x Tyki (Since @faeriexqueen has hooked me on that!)♡ Alma x Lavi (Something I’ve personally been interested in and haven’t had the chance to explore.)♡ Miranda x Lavi (This is more of a BroTP, but I really want to look more into it.)

✰Fanfic Ask Meme ✰

[ephemeralastralreader]

If D gray-man was an acted film and the characters were actors pt. 2

Allen: Would you like me to save you-

Kanda: Yes, you can save me by allowing me to shoot the moronic rabbit through the wall.

Allen: BAKANDA- Okay, sure. Just make sure it's 2 walls

Kanda: OI!! SISTER COMPLEX!!! THE STUPID RABBIT GROPED LENALEE AND WE'RE PLANNING ON THROWING HIM THROUGH 2 WALLS WITH YOUR STUPID ROBOT!!!

Komui: LENALEE!!! HOW DARE YOU LAVI!!!YOU OCTOPUS!! I WILL GLADLY AGREE!!

Lavi: HOW COULD YOU?! MOYASHI-CHAN!!

Allen: IT'S ALLEN!! BAKA LAVI!! AND THIS IS REVENGE FOR EATING MY MITARASHI DANGO!!!

Komui: KOMURIN 8!! AFTER THAT OCTOPUS NAMED LAVI!!!

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Tyki: After that, Mr. Eyepatch never took anything from Allen ever again.

Lavi: It was terrible... After that.. They even called Road and made me play dress up shiver That was my worst nightmare

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Millennium Earl: Tyki-pons target came back and he boiled- I mean foiled!

Lavi: OH!! THAT REMINDS ME!! JERRY!! ARE MY BOILED EGGS READY YET?!

Jerry: They just finished hun. You can come and get them!

Road: Laughing Tyki~ Hope you aren't thinking about what I'm thinking~

Tyki: Massaging temples I did not need that Road

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Sorry about that! This was kinda rushed! Hope you liked it tho! Comment pt 3 if you want another!