#Selfship imagine shitpost

[orchidshroomgardenselfships]

Imagine your f/o saving up for years to buy a tiny apartment in New York. Imagine them knocking out the windows on both sides and constructing a frame using galvanized square steel, and screws borrowed from their aunt to secure the frame firmly to the wall. Imagine them covering that framework with eco friendly wood veneer, and using the same veneers for the surrounding walls and ceiling. Imagine them installing aluminum alloy windows to seal it effectively.

Imagine them building a large wardrobe on the right side of the door. Imagine them using that to store out of season quilts and clothing.

Imagine them borrowing some mattresses to create a comfortable bed, making sure it’s spacious enough for both of you, and storing it in a space under the wardrobe when not in use.

Imagine them placing a folding table in the middle area to serve as both a workspace and a dining table. Imagine them storing it folded up against the wall when not in use.

Imagine them applying ceramic tiles to the corner walls and water water retaining strips on the ground, along with non slip tiles. Imagine them embedding a wall mounted toilet into that area, and installing a shower head above it.

Proship dni

[imaginaryother]

Your f/o doesn't want you to go through period cramps alone. Reblog to send them some. Like to make their pain stronger

[cervinae-canine]

good morning chat

[a-l1st3n3r-w1th-fur-x3]

image you and your f/o wearing this

[eldritchshipping]

YEARNING YEARNING YEARNING YEARNING

[fenrir-wolf-of-gotham]

Imagine your f/o as a gamer and yourself as the in-game vendor who gives them 1 free loot box halfway through the tutorial then forces them to pay hand over fist for cosmetics for the rest of the game.

[varganardi]

My self ships playing Sims together

I'm obsessed with Sims so this prob only makes sense in my head LOL, anyways...

Laura and Nacho playing sims Nacho: Makes the most goofy sims ever Laura: Spends hours in CAS making herself and Nacho and other hot people Nacho: "...Can we please start playing now?" Laura: "Hush, don't rush me in me creative process! And you don't want your sim to run around in boxers all day, do you?? (...Not that I would mind) Nacho: "I'll give you five more minutes, five." They'd both SUCK at it lmao 😭 I can imagine Laura "accidentally" killing some sims and Nacho burning the kitchen down when cooking. Nacho: "...Well this game fucking sucks" - He's actually obsessed And then they'd spend all night playing Sims together and make Nacho's enemy and tormenting them <3 Couple goals tbh

Athenobi playing sims Clementia: Spends hours making herself and Ágata in Sims Ágata: Spends hours building a dream house for them They'd make themself a cute lesbian cottage farm and adopt llamas and cows 😭 ...And then cry when the animals perish from old age </3 They would also download mods and CC and eventually break the game from all broken CC LMAO

[vereilian]

Hypothetically if I said Rick Sanchez, would I get shot by the people of Tumblr?

imagine ur f/o with BEDHEAD!!!!!! RASPY MORNING VOICE!!!!!! SNUGGLING U CLOSER BC THEY DONT WANNA GET UP YET!!!!! IMAGINE IT NOW!!!!!!

proship/comship/neutral dni

[the-crime-of-silliness]

Thinking about playing board game with arcade and like, yeah it would be cute if he were to let me win but jsc look at that guy. MF is not letting up he's playing monopoly like his life depends on it lmaooo.

[orchidshroomgardenselfships]

Imagine you and your f/o getting a one pound bucket full of candy corn. What do you do with it? How did you get a one pound bucket full of candy corn?

Taglist: @theselfshipcafe @berryshipbasket @staticshipstation @wulfums @dolphboi

[cervinae-canine]

the weird alternative au where everyone else in tf2 is the same but specifically sniper is changed to his old concept design.

[spearminthe]

Min, they/them • 29 • selfship sideblog

welcome to my fucked up little wing in the House of Hades, where I talk to the wall about about sexualizing that soggy divorceguy with the lyre

this blog serves as a place for me to loredump and shitpost about my Hades self-insert, but may also act as a general Hades blog since I think about it way too much (and as such, may contain tagged Hades 2 spoiler discussion)

🌿 my S/I: Minthe — they/them, shade, late twenties (at time of death). former practitioner of funerary rites when living, now employed as House Artisan to the House of Hades

note: no relation to the nymph, Minthe, of Greek mythology; they simply share a namesake and mint-related theming

🎶 my F/O: Orpheus — he/they, shade. acclaimed bard and poet, not-so-acclaimed Underworld rescuer, Court Musician to the House of Hades. AKA Orph, funny little bard

note: Minthe's story revolves around a divergence from mainline game canon where Orpheus and Eurydice are (initially?) unable to reconcile their relationship. while their own "canonical" lore primarily focuses on a monogamous union with Orpheus, Eurydice obviously holds deep significance in his own story and may sometimes feature as a third in their dynamic for funsies (and because she's prebby)

orphydice-only girlies don't worry I still fw you. not too sure how I feel about other yumes who have taken Orph as an F/O yet (not that I imagine there are very many), but I think I lean towards non-sharing unless we're mutuals

no fandom or shipping related discourse whatsoever...if you make being pro or anti a prominent part of your personality, I'm too old and frankly don't wanna deal with it...but also if you partake in shipping content pertaining to incest, minors, or ferals, don't talk to me lmao. if you simply must fit everybody into a neat little box lacking of nuance, just consider me neutral and use your discretion from there. be aware that I reblog prompts/imagines/etc. freely from users of either side, but I do usually try to show favor to ones that don't have use exclusionary language

anyway with all that out of the way let's play dolls eheh

📜 tag directory

#a muse's musings — commentary and general yapping

#a poet's parables — lore dumps and speculative ideas

#min art — original art posts | #wip — unfinished works

#the music stand — music-themed posts

#parcels — answered asks

#dear poet darling poet — Orpheus' image collection

#like an oaken refuge — Eurydice's image collection

#lithe hands and steady branches — orphydice image collection

#🌿 — minthe/mincore themed reblogs

#🎶 — orphcore themed reblogs

#🍂 — eurycore themed reblogs

#🌿🎶 — orphinthe themed reblogs

#🎶🍂 — orphydice themed reblogs

#🌿🎶🍂 — orphinthice themed reblogs

#underworld denizens — reblogs featuring other users' Hades-specific S/I's or OCs!

#others' ships — reblogs featuring other users' selfships

#others' art — reblogs featuring other users' general art

[alkeneater]

i can always rely on him :) (selfship shitpost)

this is for real google says i have two days left/j

Uughhh what do I say..... i get sick very often because of my lifestyle (it sucks) and the only person i can count on in such situations is my f/o!! (sad but true)

I love how supportive he is when it comes to his loved ones 😭 I can't imagine a better person than him <3

ok now i'm getting some rest and maybe i'll come up with something for my au while laying in the bed and watching reaction videos

[yinyuedijun]

happy birthday mao! (੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ 💌 i hope you will like this little gift i miserably couldn’t keep in full secret from you :’3 i wanted to lean a tiny bit into tokyo vice suo but not entirely because i haven’t read this one yet and didn’t want to draw him a total freak hehe and i actually made this before you came up with kitsune suo, so i got stuck somewhere in the middle with just older suo still cosplaying a chinese man and you in that pretty shade of red with blue and gold details giving him a pass to match your levels of sexy :3 (please don’t ask why martini, i don’t know, it just appeared there and couldn’t think of putting anything else in your hands for a birthday toast, i hope you like it occasionally)

thank you for sharing your amazing fics and interesting bits about your culture and silly everyday posts here. i’m so happy i got to know you and read your works! sometimes you say you’re a hater, but you’re kind and thoughtful first and foremost, me thinks. and a little insane, but in a very good way that turns into the passionate stories you create <3 i wish you loads of money and the grind to slow down so you can enjoy your trips and parties and writing and all other things that make you happy! ✨

MANUUUUU? OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥺💞💞💞 I am so grateful to know YOU, thank you for being my little friend in my phone and bringing so much happiness to the dash <3 I am so glad that you enjoy my cn shitposting and insane mind, and I'm so grateful for the birthday wishes as well 🥺💞

also THE ART.... it looks so gorgeous and I am EATING UP UR OLDER SUO he is SO FINE. I am imagining tokyo vice suo in this fit now and feeling crazy... we r holding martinis bc he decided to buy them ♥️♥️♥️ AND HSGLDKKSSJ YOU DREW ME SO GORGEOUS IM LOSING MY MIND? IM SO GLOWED UP IM GOING TO SHOW THIS TO SELFSHIP ARTISTS FROM NOW ON LOOOL. and you did such a wonderful job with the patterns... GOSH you are so talented and I am so grateful you used that talent to come up with such a lovely gift 🥹

THANK YOUUUU!!

[starg0ld]

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Albedo A-Z Fluff Alphabet

masterlist of my works on tumblr ੈ✧̣̇˳·˖✶

Albedo :

Fragmenta Vitae (Albelumi long fic)

fantasy royalty AU drabbles (Albedo x reader)

selfshipping and otps contents:

The End of the F***ing World inspired thread

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✧ DNI basic criteria stuff: of course NO type of hate is allowed here. (let's be clear: I DON'T support proship/compship either). just be a nice human please. we do not want problematic people on this blog, this is supposed to be your safe place to stay.

✧ DON'T EVER DARE to drag me into drama I'm not involved with. otherwise I'll block you. I don't want to stress over some Internet shit, I already have my own life to worry about.

✧ I'm trying to protect my privacy as much as possible, so I'm not going to drop anything strictly personal here. so please, avoid asking me personal questions either, or anything outside of the selfshipping/fandom topic. what you need to know is that I'm going by K or OP to refer to myself.

All you need to know is also that I'm an adult (21+ and no, I'm not going to tell my real age either), pan and I go by they/them pronouns. all my post (unless specified) are GN. I'm an INFP.

✧ You are always free to leave me a message, but know that I am really bad at maintaining relationships and conversations via social media. In that case, don't be disappointed!!! I try to do my best, but I also have a life and many things to think about, I easily feel exhausted.

✧ I don't exactly feel comfortable with speaking in first person about my self-ships or either creating self inserts. I will refer to my "self inserts" in third person, since they are more like OC I create for fun, with the purpose to make them fit into the main story. I'm a different person from my original characters, but they still have some similar traits to mine. maybe within time I will post something about my fandom OCs and add them to this section.

✧ also please, note that this is a sideblog, which sadly comes with all its limitations. for privacy reasons I'M NOT going to drop my other blogs urls, I don't feel comfortable with making them public.

✧ I'm a maladaptive daydreamer. I have struggled with mental health for all my life, but my imagination was a safe space to run into when things got too hard to handle. now I've finally started to take charge of my real life, but self shipping, and overall, the fantasy alternative lives I built in my head, still helps me finding inspiration and recharge from life every now and then.

✧ I'm okay with minors following me, but please, consider that I'm an adult, so I might reblog some spicy stuff as well. in that case such content is going to be tagged as #NSFW if really explicit or #suggestive if slightly. If this still bothers you, don't follow me. I'm not going to create a specific blog about this stuff.

I truly hope my contents won't ever bother any of you, so in order to avoid you feeling uncomfortable I higly suggest to filter these words because I will ALWAYS tag them.

✧ my tags frequently get changed (mostly because I forget them-) but if you need to get something addressed properly, beside explicit contets ofc, just let me know. I'll try to provide with my best.

✧ I can't stress this enough, but !!! mine may be a self shipping blog, but you can use my contents for your own ocs, otps and non-fictional crushes too!!! i want you all to feel as included as possible and totally free to use my content as you prefer!! this project may have started as self shipping aiming, but I like to post about my general writing too. within time it's becoming an inspo dumping, casual writing and general gushing.

✧ ALWAYS feel welcomed to request me ANYTHING (as long as it respects the criteria, just, it doesn't have to be too gross.)

whatever it's a scenario or something more specific, I'm always happy to indulge!

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✧ Albedo Kreideprinz (main) ✨

✧ Venti 🍃

✧ Arlecchino 🃏

✧ kokomi 🪼

✧ Neuvilette ⚖️💧

- 𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒔*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

✧ Crowley 🐍

- 𝑨𝒓𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒆 - 𝑳𝒐𝑳*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

✧ Vi 🥊

✧ Viktor ⚗️

- 𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

✧ Chloe Price 🦋

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[ranscutedoll]

Selfship shitpost

I want to cuddle Sachiro so badlyyyyyyyyyy. I imagine we live in different cities, not too far from each other, but we make it a point to meet in the city that is halfway to each other. And sometimes when we meet at each other's cities we have a sleepover and then in the morning the person who slept over is rushing, because they have to drive back to go to their workplace. It's all very specific in my head, but no Sachiro to make it real :(