#Selfship imagine shitpost
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Imagine your f/o saving up for years to buy a tiny apartment in New York. Imagine them knocking out the windows on both sides and constructing a frame using galvanized square steel, and screws borrowed from their aunt to secure the frame firmly to the wall. Imagine them covering that framework with eco friendly wood veneer, and using the same veneers for the surrounding walls and ceiling. Imagine them installing aluminum alloy windows to seal it effectively.
Imagine them building a large wardrobe on the right side of the door. Imagine them using that to store out of season quilts and clothing.
Imagine them borrowing some mattresses to create a comfortable bed, making sure it’s spacious enough for both of you, and storing it in a space under the wardrobe when not in use.
Imagine them placing a folding table in the middle area to serve as both a workspace and a dining table. Imagine them storing it folded up against the wall when not in use.
Imagine them applying ceramic tiles to the corner walls and water water retaining strips on the ground, along with non slip tiles. Imagine them embedding a wall mounted toilet into that area, and installing a shower head above it.
Proship dni
#proship dni#dni proship#Selfship shitpost#Selfship imagine shitpost#selfship#Selfshipping#Selfshipping meme#Selfship meme#orchid's flowerbed#Selfship imagine#I love these videos so much#they’re so…….#These videos are so entrancing in a way I cannot describe#I hope you guys know what I’m talking about otherwise this post is gonna sound so weird omg
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good morning chat
#this was supposed to be a selfship drawing but i straight up forgot#imagine them saying this to morale or something idk#tf2 shitpost#selfship meme#my art#f/o art#selfship#proships dni#selfship community#platonic f/o#(scout is the platonic f/o :])#f/o blog#medic tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 sniper#sniper tf2#tf2 scout#scout tf2#💉🫀#💘🔫#🏃🏼⚾
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Imagine….
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Your f/o holding your hand while you shit on the toilet🤍🥀
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• pro/comship dni •
#selfship imagines#selfship imagine#imagine#selfship community#selfshipping comfort#selfshipper#self shipper#selfshipping community#self shipping#f/o x s/i#f/o community#f/o#f/o imagines#imagine your f/o#imagine your fictional other#imagine your self ship#imagine your romantic f/o#satire#skibidi#shitpost#shit#idk man
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image you and your f/o wearing this
#this is mainly a joke. but what if?#selfshipping community#selfship community#safeship community#f/o imagines#shitpost#proship dni
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Gonna start making highly specific f/o imagines that only exist for me
Imagine infodumping to your f/o while they listen with genuine interest and ask you questions that help you infodump even more
#hey raditz you ever heard of pokemon mystery dungeon#f/o imagines#f/o community#f/o#fictonal other#self shipping#self ship#selfship#self shipper#s/i x f/o#shitpost#me just like#sdc and his husbands
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Imagine your f/o as a gamer and yourself as the in-game vendor who gives them 1 free loot box halfway through the tutorial then forces them to pay hand over fist for cosmetics for the rest of the game.
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brain rotting (he's up at 3 am in only his pajama pants and socks eating a massive tub of ice cream while binging a show on tv)
#something wrong with u boy....#we're roommates btw#imagine waking up in the dead of night to ur roommate shoveling ice cream into his mouth with no shirt on#yeah.......#how DO u explain this#offscreen: i sit down next to him and also binge#my art#doodles#shitpost#selfship#selfship art#(?)#partial nudity#dream boy <3
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My self ships playing Sims together
I'm obsessed with Sims so this prob only makes sense in my head LOL, anyways...
Laura and Nacho playing sims Nacho: Makes the most goofy sims ever Laura: Spends hours in CAS making herself and Nacho and other hot people Nacho: "...Can we please start playing now?" Laura: "Hush, don't rush me in me creative process! And you don't want your sim to run around in boxers all day, do you?? (...Not that I would mind) Nacho: "I'll give you five more minutes, five." They'd both SUCK at it lmao 😭 I can imagine Laura "accidentally" killing some sims and Nacho burning the kitchen down when cooking. Nacho: "...Well this game fucking sucks" - He's actually obsessed And then they'd spend all night playing Sims together and make Nacho's enemy and tormenting them <3 Couple goals tbh
Athenobi playing sims Clementia: Spends hours making herself and Ágata in Sims Ágata: Spends hours building a dream house for them They'd make themself a cute lesbian cottage farm and adopt llamas and cows 😭 ...And then cry when the animals perish from old age </3 They would also download mods and CC and eventually break the game from all broken CC LMAO
#self ship#f/o imagines#self ship drabble#self ship scenario#f/o community#oc x canon#oc x f/o#romantic f/o#self ship community#self shipping#self ship imagine#self ship positivity#fictional other#f/o#self insert community#sims 4#athenobi#shitpost#self ship memes#self shipping community#selfshipper#selfship community#self ship meme#🐍📚
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gay selfshippers, imagine telling your f/o "no homo" as a joke after doing something romantic with them, or even something incredibly romantic like making out. how would they react?
#this is based off me saying it would be the funniest shit ever to say to venom after making out with him#this is the most shitposty imagine ive ever made feel free to reblog it#i think im really funny but maybe im not#ren never shuts up#my post#selfship#selfship imagine#selfship shitpost#inspired by me interacting with straight guys all the time btw
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Thinking about playing board game with arcade and like, yeah it would be cute if he were to let me win but jsc look at that guy. MF is not letting up he's playing monopoly like his life depends on it lmaooo.
#' нүρσтнεтιcαℓ cнαηcε σғ ωιηηιηg '- αяcα∂ε#ok thats my arcade tag now#but uh if anyone has problems reading that with like screenreaders or something i'll change the font#anyhow#selfship#selfship imagine#selfship meme#selfship shitposting#it's ok i'd lose to him willingly <3
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i can always rely on him :) (selfship shitpost)
this is for real google says i have two days left/j
Uughhh what do I say..... i get sick very often because of my lifestyle (it sucks) and the only person i can count on in such situations is my f/o!! (sad but true)
I love how supportive he is when it comes to his loved ones 😭 I can't imagine a better person than him <3
ok now i'm getting some rest and maybe i'll come up with something for my au while laying in the bed and watching reaction videos
#clone high abe#selfship#self ship#fictosexual#fictoromantic#ficto community#self insert x fictional other#oc x canon#uhhh our ship name is two oblivious nerdy idiots obsessed with abraham lincoln#too long i know#you know what else is too long#...#abe is very long like he is about 1/3 taller than me shiiiii#ahhhh i need him RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW or i'll die#my life depends on him and i'm only half joking#anyways coincidence or not but while i was drawing this my temperature dropped a bit#he is helping me literally#MY HUSBAND <33333#alkenetalks
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Imagine you and your f/o getting a one pound bucket full of candy corn. What do you do with it? How did you get a one pound bucket full of candy corn?
Taglist: @theselfshipcafe @berryshipbasket @staticshipstation @wulfums @dolphboi
#Orchid's flowerbed#Selfship shitpost#Selfship#Selfshipping#Selfship imagines#Selfshipping imagines#Selfship imagine#Selfshipping imagine#Romantic selfship#Romantic selfship imagines#Romantic selfship imagine#Platonic selfship imagine#Platonic selfship imagines#Funny selfship imagines
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happy birthday mao! (੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ 💌 i hope you will like this little gift i miserably couldn’t keep in full secret from you :’3 i wanted to lean a tiny bit into tokyo vice suo but not entirely because i haven’t read this one yet and didn’t want to draw him a total freak hehe and i actually made this before you came up with kitsune suo, so i got stuck somewhere in the middle with just older suo still cosplaying a chinese man and you in that pretty shade of red with blue and gold details giving him a pass to match your levels of sexy :3 (please don’t ask why martini, i don’t know, it just appeared there and couldn’t think of putting anything else in your hands for a birthday toast, i hope you like it occasionally)
thank you for sharing your amazing fics and interesting bits about your culture and silly everyday posts here. i’m so happy i got to know you and read your works! sometimes you say you’re a hater, but you’re kind and thoughtful first and foremost, me thinks. and a little insane, but in a very good way that turns into the passionate stories you create <3 i wish you loads of money and the grind to slow down so you can enjoy your trips and parties and writing and all other things that make you happy! ✨
MANUUUUU? OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥺💞💞💞 I am so grateful to know YOU, thank you for being my little friend in my phone and bringing so much happiness to the dash <3 I am so glad that you enjoy my cn shitposting and insane mind, and I'm so grateful for the birthday wishes as well 🥺💞
also THE ART.... it looks so gorgeous and I am EATING UP UR OLDER SUO he is SO FINE. I am imagining tokyo vice suo in this fit now and feeling crazy... we r holding martinis bc he decided to buy them ♥️♥️♥️ AND HSGLDKKSSJ YOU DREW ME SO GORGEOUS IM LOSING MY MIND? IM SO GLOWED UP IM GOING TO SHOW THIS TO SELFSHIP ARTISTS FROM NOW ON LOOOL. and you did such a wonderful job with the patterns... GOSH you are so talented and I am so grateful you used that talent to come up with such a lovely gift 🥹
THANK YOUUUU!!
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Fun shit you can do with your f/o as a treat
Go to the gas station and get gummy worms and sodas
Get pizza on the way back
Watch a movie on your laptop, cuddle under the blankets and maybe smoke a bit
Lay your head on their shoulder and give them kisses and tell them you love them
All respectful interaction welcome. Fuck shipcourse.
#totally not just my ideal date with raditz since the gas station/pizza place are right near my house#shitpost#smoking tw#tw smoking#s/i x f/o#f/o imagines#f/o x s/i#f/o community#f/o#fictional other imagines#romantic fictional other#fictional other#shipping#selfshipper#selfship#self shipping#selfshipping#self shipper#self ship imagine#selfship imagines#self ship#sdc and his husbands
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Imagine pointing at your f/o and going "THAT'S THEM! THAT'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE RIGHT THERE!" And they're just doing some mundane day-to-day activity.
#selfship#selfshipping#f/o#self ship#f/o community#selfship community#selfshipping community#f/o imagines#imagine your f/o#f/o x you#is this even an imagine anymore? the only thing keeping it from being just a regular shitpost is the word 'imagine' at the beginning#< oh well it doesn't matter anyways#tw caps
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There’s a reason why I never make those «imagine your F/O» posts because my ideas always end up so fucking cursed, but you know what, here goes:
Imagine you and your F/O’s first encounter, except it’s your self-ship mutuals telling you «Look out! I think F/N likes you!» only to have your ears bleed seconds later by your F/O’s theme song as they walk towards you.
#no. i don’t take constructive criticism AKDKDLGKFKHKFKH#THIS IS WHY I NEVER DO IT. IT’S TOO CURSED FOR WORDS HHHH#my shitpost#my imagine#self ship#selfship#selfinsert#self insert#selfshipping#self shipping#imagine your fo#imagine your f/o
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