#Selena queen of tiktok

[emotionsofateen]

Selena Gomez New TikTok! This has to be one of my favorites! Her voice is so calming and I loved the way she did her makeup and how innovative she was! And let’s talk about how beautiful she is 🤩🤩🤩 I’m in love

[jeni-rare]

🤍 S e l e n a G o m e z 🤍

[thedevilinmybrain]

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[skinnypantleg]

My names in the credits 😱🤗🤭

[velidewrites]

It’s virtually impossible to be in the ACOTAR fandom for 2+ years and not see any TOG spoilers, so here’s what I know before going into my first read:

Warning: spoilers ahead (if you haven’t seen any already LOL)

Chaol is pronounced Kale even though only two of those letters are in his actual name

Celaena is pronounced Selena (still have doubts on this one)

Dorian is the reason I’m trying to read these books again because I saw a tiktok thirst trap and I am only a girl

The witch Manon is with Dorian, but should have been with someone called Elide (also a witch? Sources unclear)

The witch Elide is with Lorcan, who has the same last name as the Vampire Diaries guy and is built like a brick shithouse

There are dragons or dragon-shaped creatures

Celaena is Aelin (unclear who Aelin is other than the queen of something)

Rowan is her personal trainer but unlike Cassian, he has white hair. He is also her cousin

Speaking of Rowan’s hair, it used to be long but it isn’t anymore (Sarah if you do this to Lucien I will literally throw up right in front of you)

The books end with Rowan turning into a bird

[libras-interactives]

If your ocs were in the modern era, what would there favorite musicians be?

So im terrible at naming musicians and such, so ill go for genre and general taste!

Marius: "whatever's on the radio", and old French music his parents would listen to. He probably likes any music that gets him pumped and has a hard beat. Willing to listen to any genre and is terrible at describing what he likes! Doesn't have a spotify or itunes, just types the song into youtube and blasts that from his cracked phone. Loves a handful of French radio stations he streams on his phone; the quality is fucked and it drains his battery but he doesnt care.

Jack: Exclusively oldies bluegrass and gospel bc thats all his parents would play. Modern pop country and christian rock confounds him. He could swear his pa said something about drums being the devil's instrument. Metal is scary until he reads the lyrics and has a small mental shutdown. Just like him fr fr... thinks Marius' French stations are incomprehensible but he says nothing bc he doesnt have a better suggestion.

Lottie: A huuuge pop girlie, as well as jazz and 90s r&b. Yes jazz is a very broad genre, but she'd like so much of it, especially more unique or weird sounds. Doesnt "get" hyperpop or tiktok music and worries she's getting old bc of that. LOVES musicals and would likely be a professional in the modern times, and if not that, she'd be in local theaters.

Eveline: Still uses cassettes and CDs, and theyre all classical, opera recordings and vocalists, mostly European. Enjoys some musicals. She thinks she's kinda up to date on modern pop music, but when you ask her what's the last pop album she listened to, she'll say Celine Dion's Falling Into You. She'd start sobbing if she got to see Natalie Dessay.

Máire: Huge punk and rock girlie, especially the Irish scene. Probably exclusively listens to punk tbh. She'd frequent the clubs and smoke too much in the corner while appearing disinterested but is actually vibing so hard w the music. Really loves making mixtapes and recordings, never got into vinyls or cds. Wants spotify to burn and die.

Malwina: LOOOVES pop and is a massive Britney Spears, Selena, Mariah Carey and Janet Jackson fan. 90s-2000s pop is her favorite by far and those are the only CDs she owns. Probs has a beatup little red Ipod she's had since middle school; it was a hand me down from her oldest cousin and she treasures it even if it's "old". Queen of pirating and burning music but by god she paid for her Mariah Carey and Britney Spears cds. She wanted the pretty inserts and lyric booklets.

Slyvester: Loves a lot of swing and oldies from his parent's day, and Italian vocalists his wife adores. They played Andrea Bocelli almost exclusively at the wedding. Finds the music his sons listen to bizarre but doesn't mind the rock and alt rock too much.

[dcmeme]

Batfam as Tiktok audios/Vines part 1

Inspired by my response to the very true words of @daminette-56 on the jealous issues of one Selena Kyle over a certain Wayne.

Also it keeps autocorrecting Selena’s name for some unexplainable reason so it’s an ‘e’ for now and not Sel.ina.

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Bruce: You know, you’re the most jealous woman I know.

Selena: You know other women? 😡

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Dick: You ever wanna talk about your emotions TM?

Jason: No🤷

Tim: I do!😁

Dick: I know David😑

Tim: I’m sad 😞

Dick: I know David😑

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Dick: Let me see what you have 🤨

Damian: A KNIFE😃🔪

Dick: NO😯🏃‍♀️

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Jason: All women *pulls out lightsaber* are 👸🏻✨queens✨👸🏻

Kate: *pulls out saber* If she’s breathes 💨She’s a THOTTTT💥

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Alfred: *After dealing with children all day* Two shots of vodka 😁💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧

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Stephanie: *screams*

Duke: AH! Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant 😡

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Dick: *random backflip* 🤸🏻‍♂️ I’VE BEEN DREAMING OF A 💕💋TRUE LOVES KISS💋💕

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Bruce: You know what you’re in time out😠 Get on the fridge! Get up there!

Jason: This house is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE! 🧗

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Damian: *stares at his father for the first time*

Bruce: 😅Uhm…

Talia: 🤨

Bruce:…… Wanna beer?🍺

Talia: HE’S FOUR!🤬

Bruce: I DON’T KNOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM?!

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Bernard: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!

Tim: what is it?

Bernard: 💋

Tim:… 🧑‍⚖️OVERRULED.

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Duke: 🎤SHE’S A BEAST 😤 I CALL HER MAMA😊💕

Dick:…that’s not the words.

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Selena: I saw you hangin’ out with Kaitlin yesterday-

Bruce: 😮Rebecca! It’s not what you think 😰

Selena: I won’t hesitate b*tch 💥��

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Damian: I just miss the 90s.

Colin: Oh yeah we’re you born?

Damian: 2004.

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Talia: *Trying to hype up her son after Ras yells at him for not choosing to be his successor again* If your name is junior and you’re really handsome come on raise your hands 🙌 🎵🎶🎵🎶

Damian:… *grins and raises*

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Dick: *in princess pajamas*Hey *munch munch* 😏I want to be ✨Famous✨

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Alfred: Stop before I take away your toys.

Tim: *crying*

Alfred: Imma take away your wifi.

Tim: *silence*

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Bruce: YOU GONNA WORK HARD?

Duke: Sir Yessir!

Bruce: YOU GONNA BE COMMITTED?

Duke: Sir Yessir!

Bruce: Than jump down that hole.

Duke: *rubbing his shoes, a gift from Cassandra and bites his lip* I dunno captain I just got these J’s they fresh out the box 📦 👟

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Kate: Hey I’m lesbian 🏳️‍🌈

Cassandra: I thought you were American 🇺🇸 ❓

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Duke: we’re getting pulled over!

Jason: Quick! Put these on *pulls out Camo suits*

Jim: license and regi- what the 😨 Nobodies here ⁉️⁉️⁉️

Jason and Duke: *opens doors and dances out*

Jim: Who opened the- DEVIL CAR 😱 DEVIL CAR 😭

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[nightguide]

WEST END

NOW THIS IS A STORY OF THE.

AND YOU HATE HER

AND YOU ARE HER

'RAMADAN'

INFLUENCERS

END TIMES

STRUGGLING WOMEN

NOW ITS ME. I'M FUCKING DYING AND I CANT COMPLAIN ANY LONGER TIL I KNOW WHO ACTUALLY DIED.

THIS IS AN INTUITIVE COURSE TO KNOW THE LEADER, BEAT THEM AS YOUR BEST FRIEND.

WHAT SELENA GOMEZ DID IS PRETTY FUCKING DANGEROUS,

LIKE KEANU REEVES DID IN THE 90'S

SHE 'CLAIMS' TO HAVE SOME KIND OF 'BELIEF' BUT IT WAS NON-EXISTENT AND SHE'S ROTTEN AF

THIS IS LITERALLY EFFECTING MENTAL-HELL IN 15YO IN THE UK (CONSUMER PARADISE) AND SHE FUCKING WENT THERE.

1984 - GEORGE ORWELL IS HER MOST FAMOUS SONG 'WHO SAYS'

LET ME ANNOTATE IT CROSS-BREEDING WITH RR'S THEORY ON THOUGHT COMPLETION OF THE UNITED KINGDOM

BEFORE I BEGIN:

Naturally - Selena Gomez *why are you fucking lying*

Justin Bieber is a theory, he ain't alive *you're dead to me*

lesbians are scary as hell *you're not my Dad*

SMWC: *studio development* - you're forgetting the way of the world in how numbers work, so 'it' consumes her personality (world wonder of the most richest living people in the world to work for her)

Schizophrenia Narc: *the jaded buddha* - she hates how the song itself made people 'look up to her' but she does not want it anymore, but hates competition (mimicry is sexuality)

Schizophrenia Hollywood: *good guy syndrome* - she makes Lee Pace want to forgive himself by terrifying the latter of the book in the world of HSJ (actually the main character)

Schizophrenia PTSD: *stfu an do it* - she does not want to do it but still 'it's her fault' so disrespect your teachers harder by copper of influence (wealth-wise by reality check)

Schizophrenia Heartbroken: *no work done* - she knows too much about you

Schizophrenia Gubler: *forgotten completely* - she wants Demi's avatar to die as soon as the Enchiridion is open to 'explore sexually' (nazar)

Schizophrenia Dead Dad: *new eden, no more* - she will do anything she can do to survive by absolutely abolishing the arts of her past (her rage is exclusively used in Doctor Who lore)

Schizophrenia Tokyo: *nightguide, don't lie anymore* - Taylor Swift is not her friend anymore (she found peace elsewhere in Mindhunter: Glee as an executive producer)

Schizophrenia Sam Smith: *uno rules go nowhere* - everything you do is a Selena Gomez, no thoughts in between (her actual albums) she made herself 'Allah' in that racist attempt to kill 'the Queen of 9GAG'

Schizophrenia TikTok: *algorithm forgotten*- she made you now break her (intrusive thoughts)

Schizophrenia Unbroken: *stop looking at me infinity* - she is swearing at the cast of Glee officially to make it her life (in spanish/english to defame HSJ and RR as 'a couple') like Nazar premium

Schizophrenia Regina George: *stfu an lie to me* - she is lying to herself rn 'to get the truth'

Schizophrenia Lancelot: *Jeff Buckley's life* - Jeff Buckley is the guy she wanted to talk to originally to shoot down KR an get around to Harper safely (she a fckin idiot for 'talking to KR' in the first place by practicing marital separation intuition by poisoning nightguide's life by intuition poison)

Schizophrenia Shahda: *R u stupid?* - she does not care about the world of 'intuition' anymore, she smelled shit for the first time (actually the spanish in her betraying HSJ irl for 'views' (Arties experience)

outro: thank you too much <3 <3 <3

Mindhunter Spotlight Presents: Artie Abrams - The Art Of Starting Over: Dancing With The Devil

go cure cancer with that heartbroken penis, AA

[deadcactuswalking]

REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 02/03/2024 (SZA, Central Cee, Pozer)

Beyoncé may have the #1 for a second week with “TEXAS HOLD ‘EM” but the real winners on this UK Singles Chart are songs benefiting from songs above them plundering, partly thanks to everyone’s favourite arbitrary rule, Accelerated Chart Ratio (ACR). I am never explaining that rule, look it up, but you’d think maybe we’d get a surge of new songs, right? No, it’s a pretty minimal week, and I’m not complaining. Welcome back to REVIEWING THE CHARTS!

Rundown

As always, we start with our notable dropouts, songs exiting the UK Top 75 - which is what I cover - after five weeks in the region or a peak in the top 40, and we have… unless I’m missing something, surprisingly little of note here? We bid farewell to “BACK TO ME” by Hitler, Goebbels and an uncredited Freddie Gibbs, “Ophelia” by The Lumineers, “Toxic” by Songer (thank God), “Sprinter” by Dave and Central Cee and of course, Lewis Capaldi’s “Someone You Loved” but that’ll be back soon enough.

Okay, so as for returns, we just get Ye’s “Runaway” featuring Pusha T back at #48, but our notable gains are where this week gets actually interesting, because we actually have quite a few, particularly in the top 40, thanks to ACR as mentioned but also potentially some TikTok-related industry politics that probably act in parallel with each other, but we start with “Thank You (Not So Bad)” by way too many brain cells at #68, “Soaked” by Shy Smith at #51, “vampire” by Olivia Rodrigo at #44 and “Evergreen” by Richy Mitch & the Coal Miners at #41. Then the top 40, where all Hell breaks loose, though most of these songs are actually pretty good: “Birds in the Sky” by NewEra at #40, “Made for Me” by Muni Long at #37, “Never be Alone” by Becky Hill and Sonny Fodera at #35, “Whatever She Wants” by Bryson Tiller of all people at #31 (and yes, I think I get it now), “On My Love” by Zara Larsson and David Guetta at #28, “Scared to Start” by Michael Marcagi at #22, “Nothing Matters” by The Last Dinner Party at #16, “Lovers in a Past Life” by Calvin Harris and Rag’n’Bone Man at #13, and finally - unfortunately - we have “CARNIVAL” by Adolf Hitler and Ty Dolla $ign featuring Playboi Carti at #9. Yes, it’s Rich the Kid’s first top 10 hit and no, you should not care.

Our top five should sound pretty normal, apart from a new entry into the top 10 at #5 as Djo gets his first with “End of Beginning”. I guess Steve Lacy can be a one-hit wonder twice. Aside from that, well, it’s all pretty expected: “Stick Season” by Noah Kahan at #4, “Beautiful Things” by Benson Boone at #3, “Lose Control” by Teddy Swims at #2 and Bey at #1. I like how this top five is a herd of angsty indie rock-adjacent white dudes led by the queen of the hive.

NEW ARRIVALS

#61 - “Love On” - Selena Gomez

Produced by The Monsters & Strangerz and Isaiah Tejada

Man, one of the few times that a mainstream artist releases a well-received and popular album that I think is absolutely brilliant, if not perfect, and none of it charts in the top 75. I’m not revealing who that is, if you know, you know. No worries, guys, we have Selena Gomez instead! God… to be honest, I like to give Selena the benefit of the doubt more than often, and I actually really like this song for its quirks as I’ll discuss later, but it’s pretty funny that this song starts with the French language only for all of that effortlessly seductive aura to be replaced with “Wait ‘til I get my love on”. What? In fact, this song is incredibly clunky in its sexiness or lack thereof, and if you think it’s to fit an already constructed rhyme or construction… why does it sound this awkward and almost improvised? “Screaming yes in quotations”, “night shift but with all the perks” (or Percs?), “why are we conversating over this steak tartare”? Yes, Julia Michaels, I knew you wrote this song before I checked the credits, you didn’t need to make it too obvious. Now I actually love this song, it’s so artfully stupid in execution: Selena sounds Auto-Tuned to Hell as always but it doesn’t grant her any rhythm with that robotic hook slipping over itself, as if the verses don’t embarrass her enough: Isaiah, listen, why leave her only with the clipping bassline and add all those accentuative vocal effects? It’s almost cruelty. She doesn’t even sound like herself on the strained falsetto pre-chorus, especially not those backing vocals which you could easily convince me are Toro y Moi of all people, and the chorus promising that you should just wait until she has her love on before she loves on you, which is… what? Asexuals could write better songs about intimacy, but in all its goofiness, the song ends up winning me over on pure silliness. The production has a straightforward groove but a lovely disco swell to the strings, detailed vocal layering and those phased synths acting as stabs that make Selena’s rhythmic bruising in the chorus sound almost normal are the icing on top. This is an adorable little failure of a song, I kind of admire it. Push it in the same category as “Feather” by Sabrina Carpenter in being loveable nu-disco messes.

#49 - “Showtime” - Catfish and the Bottlemen

Produced by Dave Sardy and Ryan McCann

It’s been a five-year hiatus, but indie rock band Catfish and the Bottlemen are back to music, though with some departures and line-up changes, and oddly enough, all of that ties into the fittingly titled comeback single, “Showtime”. Yes, this song is about the strains of touring and life on the road as part of a band, but how that’s all ultimately worth it for how gratifying it is to make an impact on listeners and be performing to audiences, as well as being with the band members he loves to record and perform with. I love the breakneck pace of the bass and post-punk rhythm of the verses and pre-choruses with that soaring guitar lick, and I think that the lead singer Mr. McCann (of no relation to that one) has a solid control of his distorted nasal tone until that disappointing chorus comes in which doesn’t feel nearly as ambitious or arena-ready as it wants to be, mostly because McCann is mumbling and it halts the momentum of the entire song. Also, it starts really shoddy lyrically, it’s hard to sound profound when half of your chorus is moaning “fuck that shit, get on this”. It does end up contextualising itself better on repetitions, mostly because of the warm finger-snaps in the bridge that eventually evolve into a heartland rolick that gives the final chorus space to breathe in a muddy mix… then seems to never fully get its power back, replacing it with a gross basic synth that parades around a befuddled Bottlemen, until eventually the song is just a lo-fi piano recording that doesn’t feel like it’s entirely warranted its inclusion, though it wraps up the narrative nicely as he comes back home after touring. I really like the sentiment of this song and parts of what it’s going for but the chorus, which really makes or break an anthemic song like this, just loses me, which is really disappointing as the rest of the song focuses entirely on building up to it. I’m sure it’ll be a killer live, but that’s also with the caveat that when performing live, they can mess with the structure, the lyrics and the performance, as well as most importantly for this one, the mix… so I don’t think this song will ever sound as good on record as it could do at a festival, which considering the song’s content, is kind of beautiful.

#29 - “Kitchen Stove” - Pozer

Produced by Young Madz

It’s pretty weird that this is not the first time in recent memory that I’ve never heard of the lead rapper on a track but have seen a dozen or so credits for his producer. Unlike Rich Amiri, this is far from rage however, it’s a drill track, of course, with Young Madz being a New York producer who’s worked with Fivio Foreign, the 41 collective and sadly, Lil Mabu, as well as having produced a previously charting track from Russ Millions. Pozer, on the other hand, has no other songs, with this being a breakout track on TikTok as well as his debut single… that’s being distributed by Sony. Yeah, slick one there. To fully understand this, we need to look back two years for another fluke viral hit, “snowfall” by Øneheart and reidenshi, a Russian space ambient track with over 500 million streams on Spotify - yes, really. It debuted nearly exactly a year after release and eventually peaked at #57 in 2023 whilst Miley Cyrus’ “Flowers” was #1. Øneheart’s follow-up was another ambient track, “this feeling”, which is not nearly as successful and also not as good, mostly because it lacks as sticky of a lead as “snowfall” and falls more into a vaporwave-esque filter of hopelessness which resonates a bit less. It does sound ripe for sampling though, especially that tiny vocal lead at the tail-end, so I guess it makes sense that for a manufactured viral hit, Madz took a sped-up version of the Russian ambient song and put it over some of the most rote, typical Jersey drill percussion possible. He doesn’t do much chopping, mostly because you don’t need to - like I said, that vocal sample would be perfect under Jersey drill, and Madz had the exact same idea, I suppose. Pozer, despite the name, isn’t exactly a bad rapper, his flow is pretty typical but solid and his second verse goes into more introspective and paranoid territory, pretty befitting of the haunting production… my problem is his delivery and the way he’s mixed: he just sounds too obvious. For production as potentially eerie as this, the production needs to be way more textured and dynamic, and Pozer himself needs to be quieter in the mix - as do the bed squeaks. This feels like a perfect lay-up of an idea that would make both a great song and an easy hit just fumbled in execution. It’s still a functional song for sure, but it doesn’t hit the way it absolutely could have.

#18 - “I Will” - Central Cee

Produced by John Alexis and LIOHN

Cench has another single out as he seems to drip-feed these - if he keeps them all on the record, that debut studio album will be more like a greatest hits compilation. As for this new one… first of all, I need this guy to step away from women: he’s awkward, condescending, and has strange fixations on this girl’s mother, how “young” she makes her feel, as well as just the extents of the capabilities of his penis… as well as a song-long hyperfixation on her shaving her privates. Over an Ed Sheeran-sounding beat? The acoustic guitars don’t mesh with the distant vocal loops, his vocal mix sounds horrifically unprofessional as does his complete lack of melodic understanding or personality when trying to sing on the chorus. You’d think he’d try and pick up the rapping to make up for it but he sounds half-dead. Speaking of Ed Sheeran, even he raps better than this - and yes, that includes about sex and relationships. There’s so little in the beat to distract from Cench’s terrible performance and content, so this is just an embarrassing display of everything that he cannot do properly. The second top comment on Genius, so you know, the fans, is asking what the Hell this is, and I can’t say I disagree with the fans in this case. I know you love Drake, it doesn’t mean you have to be him.

#15 - “Saturn” - SZA

Produced by Carter Lang, Rob Bisel, Solomonophonic and Monsune

SZA’s finally released a highly-anticipated song she performed at the GRAMMYs that may be connected to some form of SOS reissue and… oh, this interpolates one of my absolute favourite albums of all time. The opening track to Canadian composer Mort Garson’s peaceful, dynamic and forward-thinking 1976 electronic album Mother Earth’s Plantasia may not be iconic to everyone, but I still get goosebumps listening to it and that’s even outside of its greater context where this is the opening suite to a themed, arguably conceptual record acting as a love letter to two different pets of the musician: the myriad of plants his wife grew in the home, and his admired Moog synthesizer that he composed the entire album on. Sadly, Garson passed in 2008, before the record could gain its underground cult following amongst music fans, and before its official reissue in 2019 which particularly benefits the opening track, which has since been used in advertisements and now ends up interpolated on SZA’s new single, which released as a surprise to her fans and feels like a pretty spiritual return to some of the sounds explored on CTRL, using the sprinkling nostalgic synths of “Plantasia” as a backing for her lamenting of how dull and monotonous life on Earth can be. It’s actually fascinating to use that sample considering how celebratory I’ve always seen Garson’s album of both the natural world and human  influence or appreciation of it, but definitely not a bad one as Lang, Bisel and co. add their own cascading synths to the dejected drum mix and warm guitars that flow this song swiftly into psychedelic territory, especially on the gorgeously harmonic chorus. My favourite moment may be the pre-chorus though, where SZA’s vocal layering filters into the static of both itself and the incessant hi-hat wearing itself out over time. It’s pure escapism for sure, much like a lot of this week, really, but it’s damn effective escapism, pulling you into this forest that, despite my general issue with fade-outs, makes sense to drift out of existence. The song’s about wanting to live on Saturn, I can just imagine that as the song fades out, we pan away from SZA and the camera focuses on the scarce night sky peppered with stars. If a song ever justifies its cop-out ending, then it’s doing something really right.

Conclusion

Yeah, the girlies really won this episode, didn’t they? SZA takes Best of the Week away easily with “Saturn” but “Love On” by Selena Gomez does take the Honourable Mention. As for the Dishonourable Mention, I think Pozer just frustrates me with “Kitchen Stove” whilst Central Cee handedly has the Worst of the Week because Jesus Christ, “I Will” is almost irredeemable on pretty much all fronts. As for what’s new on the horizon in the coming weeks, I’m unsure, but it will be interesting what new stuff arises as a result of the ACR clearout this week. For now, thank you for reading, and I’ll see you next week!

[lovecharged]

new muses to add / develop:

whitney o'childs | taylor swift fc. thirty three. cis woman. she / her. bisexual. stand-up comic. wren's older sister.

camila ortiz | selena gomez fc. thirty. cis woman. she / her. bisexual. private criminal investigator / documentarian. drake's younger sister.

cedar aldridge | tom glynn carney fc. twenty eight. cis man. he / him. bisexual. wizard / magic world lawyer. (from a wealthy morally grey family. inspired by draco malfoy).

francis 'frankie' lutherford | nicholas galitzine fc. twenty eight. cis man. he / him. gay. tiktoker / make-up artist / drag queen.

lola 'lolita' carmichael | mimi keene fc. twenty five. cis woman. she / her. bisexual. camp counsellor / adventure leader.

perry hatt | david tennant fc. fifty five (apperance wise). occupation may vary. vampire. non-binary. he / they. bisexual/polyamorous. so-called and self professed ‘patriarch’ though everyone knows who’s really in charge. has lived so long he’s lost count of the years. can come across as incredibly dismissive, but when he cares - he cares hard. will change people if he deems it necessary. has changed plenty of people throughout the years, always tries to take good care of them. only a very select few make it into his family, though. aggie’s husband (loosely), mickey and angela’s adoptive father.

agatha 'aggie’ hatt | rachel mcadams fc. forty seven (appearance wise). occupation may vary. vampire/witch. cis woman. she / her. bisexual/polyamorous. a hippy and proud, almost got burnt at the stake a few times, but perry saved her from that. she’s saved him more times, however. hasn’t changed many people, only angela - she’d have died otherwise, and been unable to protect herself from the chaos around her. motherly, kind, but venomous when you get on her bad side. perry’s wife (loosely), mickey and angela’s adoptive mother.

michael 'mickey’ hatt | nicholas galitzine fc. twenty eight (appearance wise). occupation may vary. vampire. cis man. he / him. bisexual (and possessive). changed during a battle in world war two, by his subsequent adoptive father, he hadn’t been sure how he felt about survivng the way he had first, a term he used so loosely at first. now he appreciates it and is very close to his father. didn’t have much of a family before the war, was excited to join to find a semblance of one and he did, just not in the capacity he expected. loves to live, and makes the most of it. he takes everything on. craves attention, craves love, loves hard and toxically. perry and aggie’s adoptive son. angela’s adoptive brother.

angela 'angie’ hatt | rachel sennott fc. twenty six (appearance wise). occupation may vary. cis woman. she / her. bisexual. changed in the sixties after she’d tried to escape a cult she’d recently joined. fortunately aggie found her, and found it impossible to save her without changing her into a vampire. a hippy much like her mother. ran away from home at fifteen so they are the only parents she’s ever cared about. away with the fairies more often than not and never, ever wears a bra. has changed a few lovers, though she’s lost tabs on them. perry and aggie’s adoptive daughter. mickey’s adoptive sister.

mila huáng | havana rose liu fc. twenty six. cis woman. she / her. bisexual. bakery owner / witch.

daniella riggin | phoebe dynevor fc. twenty seven. cis woman. she / her. aspiring politician. devon's twin.

[emotionsofateen]

Selena Gomez New TikTok! She says shes still looking for a crush 😏 Also can we talk about how Selena always has the funniest sounds for tiktok!

[jeni-rare]

SELENA GOMEZ TIKTOK 2023

[purvlereign]

Greetings and salutations!!!

Ashanti. 20. Black. Cis female.

• college student (i graduate next year tho!!!)

• an amazingly talented aspiring writer (who often suffers from writers block unfortunately 😒)

• old school enthusiast (old music? old movies? i LOVE them)

• christian (i don’t discriminate but pls don’t follow me if you’re gonna disrespect my religion. thanks ❤️)

• womanist (i don’t subscribe to the underlying white supremacist ideology of feminism. don’t like it, don’t interact)

• straight (but i heavily support the lgbtq+ community. i love y’all motherfuckers)

• pro-black (that doesn’t mean i’m anti-white, folks 🤣😭)

SPECIAL TAGS — ##brain puke = random shit, ##christianity talk = where i make posts concerning Christianity, ##heated like bey = rants, ##miss franklin approved = music recommendations & other stuff pertaining to sanging, ##ladies and gentlemen ✨ashanti✨ = personal shit, ##they don’t have the range = shady edits of horrible singing.

These are a few of my favorite thinnngs!!! 🤩

FAVE TV SERIES — Criminal Minds, Law and Order: svu, Euphoria, A Different World, Touched by an Angel, Roots (2016), The Jeffersons, Any Day Now, Good Times, Big Little Lies, Family Ties, In Living Color, Gimme a Break, Star, Everybody Hates Chris, Moesha, King of the King & more.

FAVE MOVIES — Dreamgirls, Imitation of Life (1959), The Color Purple (1985), Clara’s Heart, A Bronx Tale, The Lovely Bones, Ray, Hairspray (2007), What’s Love Got to Do With It, Eve’s Bayou, The Player’s Club, Beloved, Moonlight, Cooley High, Sparkle (1976 & 2012), Jason’s Lyric, Def by Temptation, I Passed for White, Friday, Remember the Titans & more.

FAVE MUSICAL ARTISTS — Michael Jackson, DeBarge, Halle Bailey, NSYNC, Queen, Whitney Houston, Switch, Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Kendrick Lamar, El DeBarge, Dru Hill, Kelly Clarkson, Selena, Bobby DeBarge, P!nk, Boyz II Men, Ella Mai, Jodeci, Chico DeBarge, Christopher Williams, Justin Timberlake, Anita Baker, Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin, Amy Winehouse, Fleetwood Mac, Tina Turner, Mahalia Jackson, Prince, Bebe & Cece Winans, Pearl Jam & MANY more.

Please read through this CAREFULLY before you decide to waste your time and mine. ❤️

DNI — radfems, terfs, maps, racists, homophobes, transphobes, xenophobes, conservatives, overly sensitive white liberals, gaylors, toxic arianators, toxic barbz, toxic lambs, toxic beyhives, toxic armys, toxic swifties, abuse apologists, tiktok psychologists, misogynists, misandrists, misogynoirists, white supremacists, colorists & chronically online motherfuckers.

sideblog: @phtharticdelights (where i share my writing)

[jennathearcher]

I posted 15,116 times in 2022

That's 9,814 more posts than 2021!

185 posts created (1%)

14,931 posts reblogged (99%)

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I tagged 6,754 of my posts in 2022

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#amazing art - 1,104 posts

#favorite people - 1,103 posts

#house of the dragon - 580 posts

#marvel - 572 posts

#otp - 543 posts

#i am the devil that you forgot - 536 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#one of those sets of brass knuckles with lil blades on them sort of like a dyi wolverine thing just with shorter blades for sneak attacks

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

tap on my window, knock on my door (even if saving you sends me to heaven): a ship playlist for eddie munson and chrissy cunningham from stranger things

1. starving - hailee steinfeld & grey ft. zedd 2. lil red riding hood - bowling for soup 3. treat you better - shawn mendes 4. rock god - selena gomez & the scene 5. just so you know - jesse mccartney 6. king of my heart - taylor swift 7. she will be loved - maroon 5 8. hold on to my heart - w.a.s.p. 9. sex on fire - kings of leon 10. this side of paradise - coyote theory 11. your guardian angel - the red jumpsuit apparatus 12. better than drugs - skillet 13. you belong with me (taylor’s version) - taylor swift 14. the middle - jimmy eat world 15. craw-fever - elvis presley 16. telescope eyes (original version) - eisley 17. you’re beautiful - james blunt 18. scotty doesn’t know - lustra 19. what the hell - avril lavigne 20. i want to know what love is - foreigner 21. little talks - of monsters and men 22. crush - david archuleta 23. nothing else matters - metallica 24. hold my beer - aaron pritchett 25. good girls go bad - cobra starship ft. leighton meester 26. eighteen - anarbor 27. eddie my love - the teen queens 28. in the air tonight - phil collins 29. broken smile (my all) - lil peep 30. this is what you came for - calvin harris ft. rihanna

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#4

more than death or mortal strife: a playlist inspired by the locked tomb book series by tamsyn muir

1. reborn - colin stetson 2. fire temple - bobby krlic 3. let me hear you scream - ozzy osbourne 4. everybody’s fool - evanescence 5. dear john - taylor swift 6. ribcage - andy black 7. battlefield - jordin sparks 8. dead is the new alive - emilie autumn 9. paul’s dream - hans zimmer 10. the king - robin carolan & sebastian gainsborough 11. where is my mind? - yoav 12. my beloved monster - eels 13. virgin state of mind - k’s choice 14. i love you - woodkid 15. unholy - sam smith & kim petras 16. body - mother mother 17. kiss with a fist - florence + the machine 18. just as much - delaney jane ft. virginia to vegas 19. organs - of monsters and men 20. baroquetech - saunder jurriaans & danny bensi 21. skeletons - brothers osborne 22. the sound of silence - disturbed 23. emo girl - machine gun kelly & willow 24. nothing else matters - ramin djawadi 25. yellow flicker beat - lorde 26. i’ll sleep when i’m dead - set it off 27. god ends here - abel korzeniowski 28. hand of sorrow - within temptation 29. abracadavre - treyarch ft. elena siegman 30. i will follow you into the dark - death cab for cutie 31. don’t fear the reaper - gus black

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#3

sentence starters inspired by bdylanhollis on tiktok (part two)

107 notes - Posted January 4, 2022

#2

“You don’t think I’m a bad person?”

“All I think is that I love you.”

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My #1 post of 2022

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Selena Gomez Responds to Body Shamers After the Golden Globes Selena Gomez is pushing back against the body shamers — once again.As you may know, the 30-year-old Only Murders in the Building star appeared at the 2023 Golden Globes with her little sister, Gracie Elliott Teefey, after being nominated for Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy TV Series. But while the focus should've been on her big achievement, a number of people seemed more interested with the way she looked in her (gorgeous) black and purple Valentino dress. And unfortunately, a lot of the chatter turned out to be less than kind. However, Selena has always hit back at trolls making nasty comments about her body, and this time was no different, with the actress telling her haters to sit back down during a recent Instagram Live with 9-year-old Gracie.“I’m a little bit big right now because I enjoyed myself during the holidays. I mean... right?,” as Selena said in a fan repost of the since-expired clip, which Gracie answered with an emphatic "yeah." “But we don’t care,” Selena added before they both began to laugh, while fans in the comments defended their queen by writing things like, “She shouldn’t have to explain why her body looks how it does."That said, this is far from the first time the "Lose You to Love Me" singer has been forced to revisit this particular conversation, despite being extremely open about her battle with lupus, high blood pressure and kidney issues being a big reason behind her fluctuating weight.Back in April 2022, Selena responded to the hate during a defiant TikTok Live, where she said she was "trying to stay skinny, but I went to Jack in the Box and I got four tacos, three egg rolls, onion rings and a spicy chicken sandwich." “But honestly I don’t care about my weight because people bitch about it anyway," as she concluded. However, she also recently returned to the platform after a so-called "fan" claimed that she was "always skinny" when she was dating ex Justin Bieber, though this time she appeared to be genuinely hurt by the comment, judging by the sad face emoji she left underneath the video.Check out Selena's latest response to the trolls for yourself below. @popnewsdaily She was also streaming Taylor and miley in the car 😭 #selenagomez #bodyshaming #bodypositivity #mileycyrus #taylorswift ♬ original sound - PopNewsDaily Photo via Getty / Matt Winkelmeyer / FilmMagic https://www.papermag.com/selena-gomez-golden-globes-body-2659270738.html

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I know this topic is really stale but for some reason I still see people or maybe I'm unfortunately on tiktok weighing in on the whole Sel-Hailey fight. Surprisingly though, A LOT of people have come forward to defend Hailey. No I don't mean trying to act like she's their queen, rather just pointing how this whole bullshit was Selena's fault and Hailey was innocent on this specific feud. I'm surprised considering Hailey's own reputation on the black community, but even among my friends (I'm biracial to be clear and I barely pay attention to those 3) they were pointing out how Hailey is innocent in this battle.

Ok anyway, my question is. I wonder why more people who are mostly locals or not even fans of any of those 3 have come to defend Hailey or on a lesser scale point out how this is a product of pure misogyny alone. Compared to say, when Olivia Wilde was the subject of a stan related witchhunt. I'm no fan of Olivia by any means and I don't care about her, Harry or Jason, but I did remember wondering why Shia was getting a redemption arc while Olivia was being treated as worse than him. While she's an ass for hiring him in the first place, Shia is the abuser here.

I'm gonna put a disclaimer that I'm no psychologist or idk anthropologist to act like I have some scientific or a deeper analytical answer to this. I'm gonna go based on how I view the two situtations, how I reacted to both, and how people I know or on my immediate circle reacted.

I'm not gonna start with the harries, I think it's pretty clear you should not look at anyone who's a stan or has a very subjective bias to get opinions on a person. Rather, I'll go with the stuff Olivia has "done" and when the hunt leaked outside of the stans

A lot the Olivia bashing went out of hand that's true. She does not deserve to be viewed worse than Shia or be subject of any misogynystic attacks. I refrained from a lot of the conversation because people were no longer focused on the shitty thing Olivia has done that warrants some well-deserved criticisms or even annoyance, but rather stans using this as a justification to be misogynystic.

But honestly for me, why I was less keen on "defending" Olivia was because she ultimately used Shia as a prop to make her seem like a feminist queen, starting with her profiting of FKA Twig's abuse. Then as the Shia drama began and all the way to the end of the dwd promo actually, it's not even enough that she wants to get rid of the drama she wants to be absolved from the things she's done and someone gotta tell her that's not the women's empowerment move she thinks. Like girl, no matter what Shia had a well-known history of being abusive and being an ass. The fact that you even hired him, you're not exactly the ally of the people you think you are. And you know what, I would still criticize her, but I would be less bothered if she wasn't so keen on making herself like some groundbreaking feminist. It's annoying because I REALLY REALLY hate hypocrites and people who tout activism as some brand when they don't have the morals to back it up. It's also downright insulting profiting off another woman, moreso a black woman's abuse like that, when it's clear from actions and words your feminism is white feminism.

Fast forward to the Shia video, it reminds me of people willing to look the other way for this guy and she's begging him to stay and her condescending tone to Flo. NO. But really it's the former that irks me so much because Shia is KNOWN ABUSIVE ASS and you can't gaslight me to believing you hired him but you're the embodiment of women's rights and kindness. BUT, it was disturbing she got more lashing than Shia did and you saw people using that video to give Shia a redemption arc. I also note that as much as she's an ass, from this situation that's just as she is, an ass. She wasn't trying to murder someone on set yet she gets more lashing than directors who were abusive on set.

But the thing that seals it for me is she just doesn't stop talking. It's ok if she wants to defend herself on things she should be defending herself from. I would support herself on that. It ain't ok when you're gonna try to rewrite history and act like you weren't the one touting this scene's problematic/borderline rape scenes as sexual breakthrough for cinema. You can't complain and say you're not gonna feed drama, and the next sentence or action you're gonna feed drama. I'm gonna defend her on the attacks she doesn't deserve, but I'm not gonna tolerate when a bitch tries to rewrite history and absolve their faults. That ain't how it works and it makes her hard to defend because she wants absolution from even HER OWN MISTAKES. Anyway that's my reaction and how a lot of my friend viewed it why we were not as sympathetic to her.

With Hailey here's the thing. The first difference with her and the Olivia situation is that she did nothing to prompt this. She's done nothing in the recent years, unless you're trying to reach super hard, to provoke Selena starting this stupid witchhunt. It's incredibly dumb if you're a stan trying to use things that happened 7 or more so years ago or aka when she was a stupid teenager to justify that, especially when they both have tried to quash any drama like a few months prior to this. And the annoying part is how people try to go social justice route when that's just your justification to join a witchhunt because people love having a new woman to attack and make viral tiktok videos about. I have a hard time believing when most stans would turn the other way OR be hypocritical if a celeb they like does the same problematic shit Hailey did or is doing.

The second difference, she's not responding to it. She hasn't done a victim off or made some clarificatory video or anything to fight back. She's going on like nothing's happening, we don't know how she feels, but she's not doing anything for this drama. It would be different for me if Hailey tried to rewrite that she was never at any point being racist or do whatever Olivia did and try to make it look like she's never done anything wrong in her life. Hailey is problematic in her own right and her being the product of a witch hunt doesn't erase that. But in this specific feud, she's innocent and she hasn't responded in anyway right now that makes that point moot. It's a crucial difference because Olivia had her share of adding drama or the conversation around it so unsurprisingly people kept talking about it, whereas Hailey hasn't done anything to further it and the drama kept going on and on that it's obvious this is just plainly rooted on people wanting another woman to hunt.