#Selective Excitation Pulse Records

[dialoogid]

Cathouse - AkzeleratioN (1983)

[ceoofsammonroe]

Wake the Dead - Sam Monroe Smut

Summary: You meet Sam during his shift at the local video store on a search for something to make you feel alive and decide to drag him to the old cemetery.

Warnings: sexual acts in an open grave, mentions of murder, talk of the dead, handjob (Sam receiving), public sex, fingering (reader receiving), defiling a gravesite, smoking, reader is kinda “manic-pixie-dreamgirl” coded my bad.

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Sam Monroe hated his job.

Well, okay, maybe it wasn’t the worst in the world. He could’ve been made to wear a ridiculous uniform and flip burgers at the local diner down the street. Still, he wasn’t exactly thrilled to be restocking the same ten family movies all day every day.

Nobody ever came into the video store for anything interesting. It was always middle-aged moms with their whiny children, asking him where some shit Disney film was located while giving him disapproving glares.

Sure, maybe he always had vulgar music blaring through the speakers while some gory slasher played on the television, but what did they expect? He’d drive a stake through his own eye before he’d be forced to listen to some nonsensical bullshit about princesses and happily ever after.

The new Deftones record was his current pick, the music filling the silence of the vacant store as he leaned against the counter and sorted through the returns.

The excruciating sound of the bell above the door chimed through the grunge rock, making Sam cringe and curse underneath his breath. He didn’t even bother turning around as he mumbled, “We’re closing in five minutes.”

“Guess I’d better get to looking quickly, then,” you said, shrugging and smiling to yourself at the grumpy store clerk. You could only see the back of him, but he piqued your interest.

The sound of your melodic voice made Sam’s ears perk up and he finally turned around. His eyes widened a bit at the sight of you, not expecting to see someone his age. Especially not someone so pretty.

Your eyes traveled over the length of him as he turned to face you. He was cute — in that “I’m a total punk” kind of way.

Sam’s throat felt scratchy as he swallowed, his tongue fiddling with his labret piercing. He quickly turned down the music, giving you a sheepish half-smile.

He cleared his throat uncomfortably as a flush creeped up his neck and said, “Yeah, I guess so. I can help you search for something. We have a pretty big selection, though, so you might have to narrow it down a bit.”

His eyes scanned the length of you, hoping against hope that you wouldn’t ask him for the romance section or something equally as disgusting. He knew you’d never been in this store before, at least not when he’d been working. He definitely would’ve remembered you.

“I’m looking for a good scare,” you said, hooking your thumbs through your belt loops as you grinned at him. “Something to really get your pulse racing, ya know?”

Sam’s eyes lit up with excitement as he beamed at you. You were hot and into horror? He nearly came in his pants right then and there.

“Well, the horror section is right over there,” he said, pointing over to the corner. “You like found footage? I’d recommend that if you wanna get a decent scare. Unscripted, unedited, pretty terrifying.”

“Ah, so you’re a Blair Witch kinda guy, huh?” you asked, your lips quirking up in amusement. “Good to know.”

Sam’s grin grew as he nodded and said, “The Blair Witch Project was groundbreaking for its genre. It really had the entire population convinced that they were watching these kids die right in front of their eyes.” He leaned forward against the counter, trying to play it cool as he added, “I’m Sam, by the way. Sam Monroe.”

“Nice to meet you, Sam Monroe,” you grinned, repeating his full name.

You couldn’t help but notice the soft blush on his face that brought out the bright blue of his eyes. The color nearly matched the vibrant streak in his black hair. He had the whole look going for him — the eyeshadow, the painted nails, the clunky rings.

Sam felt flustered under your gaze, shifting nervously as he asked, “So, you got a favorite horror flick, or is this your first time diving into the abyss?”

You smirked and said, “Ironically, considering your whole ‘what’s your favorite scary movie’ question, I’m a sucker for a good slasher. Scream, to be exact.”

“Scream, huh? Classic. You’ve got good taste,” he said, raising an impressed brow. He pushed off the counter, walking around to stand next to you. “Let me show you some of my favorites, then.” He walked toward the horror section, gesturing for you to follow. “You’ve got your classics like Nightmare on Elm Street and Halloween. Oh, but one of my favorites would have to be Saw. There’s something about the torture and games that just gets me.”

Sam’s hands gestured wildly as he spoke, his excitement evident in his eyes. His heart raced, both from his love of horror and from being so close to you. He searched one of the shelves before deftly flicking one of the cases out and holding it up for you.

“The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre,” he said, presenting it to you. “This one’s something else. Give it a watch. It’ll make your skin crawl.”

You stuffed your hands in your back pockets, shrugging coyly as you stepped closer to him.

“I saw the 25th Anniversary in theaters,” you smirked, beaming proudly.

Sam’s eyes widened and he whistled, impressed.

“Damn, you’re a true horror fan,” he nodded.

He nervously licked his dry lips, trying to think of something to say next.

“So, what do you think? Are you gonna pick up any of these tonight, or should I recommend something else?” Sam asked, his eyes searching your face as he hoped to find interest in his suggestions.

You leaned closer toward him, glancing down at his lips before grinning and reaching around him to grab a movie from the shelf.

Sam’s breath hitched, his eyes flickering down to your lips before following your gaze to the movie you pulled.

You held up a copy of Creep, waving it back and forth.

“Found footage, right?” you winked, turning around to walk back to the counter.

“Found footage, exactly,” he croaked out, releasing a shaky breath. “Good choice.”

He quickly followed after you, going back around the counter to ring you up. His fingers fumbled clumsily on the keyboard as he said, “Your total comes out to $4.50.” He took the money and handed you the bag with the movie inside. “If, uh, if you ever need more recommendations or anything, just let me know. I’ll be around.” He licked his lips, giving you a small smile as he added, “It was nice meeting you.”

You took the bag from him, letting your fingers brush against his as you did. You nodded with a smile and said, “You, too, Sam Monroe.”

You turned around and began walking toward the door, but you stopped short. You shifted back toward him, gazing at him curiously.

You cocked your head and asked, “You wanna get out of here?”

Sam’s eyes widened as his throat went dry. He nodded, vehemently, and said, “Uh, yeah. Sure.” He glanced up at the clock, grinning sheepishly. “We’re technically closed now, anyways.” His grin grew as he stepped away from the counter. “Just give me a second to lock everything up.”

You nodded and walked outside, leaning against the hood of his car as you lit a cigarette. You took a drag and exhaled the smoke into the air, leaning your head back with a sigh.

Sam quickly locked up, the bell above the door jingling as he stepped outside. He caught the sight of you sitting on the hood of his car, cigarette in hand, and thought he must be dreaming.

He walked over, his gaze drawn to your lips as he asked, “You smoke?”

You opened your eyes, gazing up at him as you blew a puff of smoke in his direction.

“No,” you grinned, bringing the cigarette back to your lips to take another drag.

Sam’s lips curved into a grin and he raised a brow as he said, “Liar.”

He reached out, his fingers brushing your face as he took the cigarette from your lips. He brought it to his mouth, taking a long drag before exhaling and handing it back.

“So, what do you want to do?” Sam asked, moving to lean on the hood next to you. “I know a few bars that are still open.”

“Bars are boring, Sam Monroe,” you groaned, dramatically, throwing your head back. You inhaled the smoke again, releasing it in a sigh as you looked up at the full moon. “Why do you think I showed up here tonight?”

Sam chuckled, shaking his head in confusion as he answered, “Because you wanted to rent a horror movie?”

He took another drag from the cigarette, his curious gaze never leaving your face.

“That’s just the surface of it,” you told him, turning your head to face him. “I wanted something that could make me feel alive. I wanted to feel a spike of adrenaline, to get my pulse racing. A horror movie is a quick, easy fix — but a night of spontaneity with a stranger? That’s the ultimate risk to take.”

Sam’s heart thudded in his chest, his mind racing as he stammered, “Y-you want to take a risk with me?” He swallowed, the cigarette forgotten between his fingers. “Where do you want to go?”

His eyes searched yours, trying to gauge your intentions, but the excitement bubbling within him was undeniable.

You grinned, taking the cigarette back from him and drawing in one final breath before putting it out with your foot against the pavement.

“C’mon, Sam Monroe,” you said, grabbing his keys out of his hand and walking to the driver’s side of his car. “I know just the place.”

Sam blinked in a daze as he watched you get into his car. He walked, dumbfounded, to the passenger seat, climbing in as he gazed at you.

“Lead the way,” he said, shrugging as he shook his head with a small laugh.

You flicked on the radio as you pulled out of the parking lot, a low grungy melody playing through the speakers.

“Tell me, Sam Monroe,” you began, reaching over to play with the rings on his fingers, “why do you like horror movies?”

Sam’s breath hitched and he glanced down at his hand. Your fingers felt soft against his skin and he cleared his throat as he glanced back up at the road.

“Horror movies are about more than just gore and jump scares. They’re about the human condition. They’re about fear itself, a primal state, and there’s something so raw and real about that.” He looked over at you a smile tugging at his lips. “The adrenaline, the suspense, the sense of danger…it’s all just an escape for me. A way to feel something real when everything else around me feels so fake.”

“Spoken like a tried and true broody punk,” you grinned, glancing over at him. “I get it, though. Sometimes you’ll do anything just to feel something.”

“I guess so,” he shrugged. “It’s better than feeling nothing, right?” He leaned back in his seat, watching the passing streetlights. “So, what about you? What gets your heart racing?”

“Picking up random strangers from sketchy video stores, obviously,” you joked, trailing your fingers up and down his arm.

Sam smiled, looking away as a blush tinged his cheeks.

“This place you’re taking me to,” he said, glancing back at you, “is it a secret or can I know where we’re going?”

“See for yourself,” you smirked, pulling off the road and parking the car. You turned the lights off and got out, walking around to where Sam stood by the passenger side. “C’mon, this way.”

You grabbed his hand, lacing your fingers through his as you led him through a small trail in the woods. As you walked through the clearing, a grin pulled at your lips at the sight of an old, dark cemetery.

Sam followed, his heart pounding as his eyes darted around the darkness. He swallowed thickly, squeezing your hand a little tighter as he stared up at the rusted gates, warily.

“A cemetery?” Sam questioned, his voice barely above a whisper. He took a deep breath before steeling himself and nodding. “Alright. I’ve never been one to turn down a dare.”

“That’s the spirit,” you grinned, tugging him further inside. You winked at him, pulling him closer to you as you whispered, “Don’t worry. I’ll protect you from the scary ghosts.”

“I’ll hold you to that,” Sam smirked, feeling his heart stutter as he was pulled into you. “So, what do we do in a place like this?”

His eyes took in the graves, the headstones, the darkness encompassing you. He couldn’t help the shiver that ran down his spine as he leaned closer to you, seeking comfort.

You pulled out a small flashlight and turned it on, shining it on the headstones. You saw one that called to you and you drug him towards it, reading the engravings.

Sam followed, his eyes drawn to the flashlight beam. When you stopped at the grave, he crouched down to get a better look.

Mary Hester

1934-1976

“What do you think her story was?” you asked Sam, nudging his shoulder.

“Who knows?” Sam shrugged. “Maybe she was a victim of murder. Or maybe she was the killer,” he mused, a grin playing at his lips. He glanced up at you and asked, “Do you believe in ghosts?”

“Oh, absolutely,” you smirked, leaning forward to dust off the stone. “There’s no way that death is just a done deal, especially if you had unresolved dealings left on earth.”

Sam nodded, listening as he picked at some moss stuck in the writing.

“Besides,” you sighed, staring at the engraving, “if my entire life was reduced to a tiny dash between dates, I’d haunt the shit out of this world, too.”

“Yeah, I can see that,” he said, standing up and brushing off his jeans. “I guess we’ll never know until we reach the other side, huh?”

You laughed and shook your head, pulling him off to venture further through the old graves.

As you walked through the cemetery, occasionally stopping to check out the headstones, you kept spouting off different theories and stories of these lives past lived.

Your eyes widened as you saw a fresh pile of dirt near an open hole, and you pulled Sam toward it.

“Holy shit,” you gaped, looking down at the six-foot rectangular hole in the ground. “It’s a freshly dug grave.”

“That’s…that’s morbid,” Sam shivered, leaning closer as his curiosity got the best of him. “Do you think it’s for a new burial?” His grip tightened on your hand and he glanced around, his eyes flickering between the trees and the graves. “We should probably get out of here.”

“What’s wrong? Scared?” you teased, inching closer toward the grave. You shined your flashlight down into it, seeing nothing but dirt. “Relax, there’s nothing in it.”

“I’m not scared,” he scoffed, though his voice shook as he spoke. “I just don’t wanna get caught trespassing.”

He stepped closer, his eyes following yours as you shined the light into the grave. When he saw it was empty, he let out a sigh of relief and loosened his grip on your hand.

“Let’s go before someone sees us,” Sam said, tugging on your arm.

“Live a little, Sam Monroe,” you laughed, squeezing his hand playfully. “We’re not gonna get caught—”

You stopped mid-sentence, seeing the lights on a police car slowly patrolling the cemetery.

“Shit,” you cursed, smiling amusedly. “Spoke too soon, I guess. Hurry, let’s hide.”

You pulled him toward the vacant grave, crouching down before jumping into the hole.

Sam’s eyes widened, his heart racing wildly as he looked between the grave and the police car. He held his breath, squeezing his eyes shut as he jumped into the grave after you. You turned off the flashlight, bathing the two of you in darkness as you pulled him close to hide.

“Holy fuck,” he whispered. “I can’t believe we just did that. Do you think they’ll search the graves?”

“Not a chance,” you laughed, breathlessly, as you felt your adrenaline pumping. You placed your hand on his chest, grinning as you said, “You feel that? Feel how your heart is racing? It’s crazy. The irony of feeling so alive while standing in an open grave.”

“Yeah, it’s kind of exhilarating,” Sam breathed, his bright eyes never leaving yours. “Now what? Do we wait for the coast to be clear, or do we climb out and hope they don’t see us?”

You gazed up at him, biting your lip as you studied his face in the pale blue moonlight. You tugged on his arm, pulling him closer until his body was pressed against yours.

“Tell me, Sam Monroe,” you said, your voice low and playful. “Have you ever kissed someone in a cemetery?”

“Uh, can’t say I have,” he said, swallowing thickly as he released a shaky breath. His gaze flickered from your eyes to your lips as he added, “I guess there’s a first time for everything, right?”

“Right you are, Sam Monroe,” you grinned, gripping the front of his shirt and pulling him down to you.

You pressed your lips against his in a steady, sure kiss, letting one hand trail up to the back of his head.

Sam’s lips met yours eagerly, his heart pounding in his chest. His hands gripped your waist, pulling you closer to him as the kiss deepened.

He moaned against your lips, the taste of you intoxicating him. He broke the kiss, his breath coming out in heavy pants.

“I think we should climb out of here,” he whispered. “We could get caught down here.”

“That’s half the fun,” you smirked, pushing him back against the wall of dirt and kissing him again.

You moved your hands underneath his shirt, feeling the taught skin of his abdomen as you sucked his bottom lip into your mouth.

Sam groaned, his lips parting as his mind grew hazy with lust. He didn’t protest any further, his body arching into your touch as he kissed you, hungrily.

You moved your hands up to his chest, kissing across his jaw. You nipped at his earlobe before trailing open-mouth kisses down his neck.

“What do you say, Sam Monroe?” you breathed, trailing your tongue along his pulse point. “Wanna defile a grave?”

Sam’s breath hitched and he bit his lip, gripping your hips tighter. He tilted his head back as you kissed his neck, breathing out a soft moan.

“I…I’ll defile a grave for you,” he nodded, swallowing thickly.

His body was trembling with adrenaline and desire. He wanted nothing more than for you to keep touching him, the fear of being caught a distant thought.

“Good,” you grinned, leaning forward to kiss him again.

You let your tongue push past his lips, exploring his mouth as a soft moan sounded from your throat. You pulled him away from the wall of dirt, turning the two of you around so that you were the one pressed against it.

Sam’s moan echoed your own as his hand roamed over your body, his tongue tangling with yours. He stumbled back, allowing you to turn the both of you around, his body following your lead.

“Kinda poetic, isn’t it?” you panted, breaking the kiss to look up at him. “Performing a ritual of fertilization in the place where the dead will be laid to rest?”

“I’m all for some poetic justice tonight,” he breathed, leaning in to claim your lips again.

You could feel your heart pumping as you kissed him, fueling that need for something to make you feel alive.

You bit down on his bottom lip, soothing it with your tongue as you slid your hand down over his jeans to cup his erection.

Sam gasped against your lips, a needy groan sounding from his throat as he pressed his hips into your hand.

You reached down and undid the button of his jeans, lowering the zipper and pushing the material down his thighs. You pulled him out of his boxers, slowly stroking him as you grinned at his impressive size.

Sam whimpered as he felt your soft hand wrap around him, his eyes fluttering shut as he leaned his forehead against yours.

“Oh…” he moaned, dragging his teeth over his piercing as he looked at you with hooded eyes. “I need you.”

“Yeah?” you breathed, squeezing your fist around him as you stroked him faster. You swiped your thumb across his sensitive tip to gather the precum that had beaded there, causing him to hiss.

Sam’s hips bucked into your touch, his body trembling with desire. He gripped your hair, his head spinning with pleasure as he whispered, “Fuck, yes. Please.”

You used your free hand to guide his fingers to the button of your jeans, smirking at him as you continued to touch him. You leaned forward and kissed his neck again, sucking a sensitive spot until it left a deep purple mark against his pale skin.

His fingers fumbled with your jeans as you sucked on his neck, a groan escaping his lips as he tried to undress you.

“Touch me, Sam,” you panted, squeezing him tighter as you let your tongue trail up his neck, stopping to kiss the spot just beneath his ear.

“Anything for you,” he breathed, reaching his hand inside of your underwear to touch you. He moaned as his fingers made contact with your slick folds, brushing his lips against your ear as he whispered, “You’re so wet, fuck.”

You let out a soft moan into his ear, arching into his touch as he teased you. You grabbed his face and turned him back to you, kissing him with fervor as you stroked him.

“I guess cemeteries really do it for me,” you joked, laughing into the kiss.

“Mm, definitely,” he groaned, his hips bucking into your fist.

His fingers slid inside of you as his thumb stroked your clit, his free hand grabbing your leg and hiking it around his waist.

You whimpered, quietly, against his lips — his fingers striking all of the right chords. You used one hand to tug on his hair while the other moved faster over his length.

Sam moaned loudly, his breath hitching as his hips stuttered.

“Shh,” you grinned, looking up at him with a playful glint in your eyes. “You’ll wake the dead.”

“I don’t care about the dead right now,” he breathed, leaning in to kiss your neck as he curled his fingers inside of you.

You tilted your head back, moaning as you rocked your hips against his fingers. You held his head as you stroked him, twisting your fist over his tip each time.

Sam’s eyes rolled back as he moved his fingers faster, repeatedly brushing against that perfect spot inside of you. He buried his face in the crook of your neck as he whispered, “I’m close. I’m so fucking close.”

“Me too,” you whimpered, feeling that knot tightening in the pit of your stomach. The adrenaline was coursing through your veins, your heart racing as you chased the edge together. “Come with me. Let’s make these souls roll in their graves.”

“Fuck, yes, I’m right there,” he panted, moaning against you as he neared the precipice. He flicked his thumb in fast circles against your clit, his voice breaking off into a string of whimpers as his hips bucked. “I’m gonna…fuck.”

You pulled his head back, looking into his eyes as the band finally snapped. You clenched around his fingers just as his release spurted out of him and onto your hand. He voiced a strangled moan as he came, working you through your own high as wave after wave of pleasure washed over you.

You both milked every last drop from each other, your bodies sagging together as you came down.

Sam leaned against you, panting heavily as he rested his forehead against yours. You leaned back against the wall of dirt, grinning lazily as you said, “Well, that was a much better method of getting my heart racing.”

He trailed small kisses up your neck before kissing your lips softly as he whispered, “I’m glad I could make your heart race.”

You smirked up at him, bringing your hand up to your mouth to lick his release off of it. He watched with lust-blown eyes, biting his lip. You grabbed his hand, pulling his fingers out of you and bringing them up to your lips as well. You opened your mouth, sucking around them and moaning at the taste.

You pulled him into another kiss, letting him taste your combined flavor on your tongue. He groaned into your mouth, pulling you close to him.

You broke the kiss, glancing up out of the grave.

“I think the cops are gone now,” you giggled, kissing the tip of his nose.

“Good,” he grinned, laughing softly. “Let’s get out of here.”

He gave you a boost before climbing out as well, the both of you brushing the dirt off and adjusting your clothes. You walked back through the trail in the woods hand in hand, strolling peacefully in the moonlight.

When you got back to his car, you tossed him his keys back with a grin and got into the passenger side. He laced his fingers with yours as he drove back toward the video store, occasionally bringing the back of your hand up to his lips.

“This has got to be the strangest night I’ve ever had,” he laughed, softly.

“You’ll never forget it, though, will you?” you grinned, wiggling your eyebrows at him.

Sam shook his head, smiling as he said, “Never.”

He pulled back into the parking lot of the store, dimly lit by the flickering sign. He parked the car, turning toward you with a tender look.

You leaned forward and softly whispered, “Thanks for making me feel alive, Sam Monroe.”

His eyes fluttered shut as he felt your lips press against his.

“Anytime,” he whispered. “Can I get your name—?”

He opened his eyes, but you were no longer there. He glanced around, frantically, trying to see where you could’ve gone.

It was only then that he realized that his car had been the only one in the parking lot the entire night.

[toyybox]

Spiderwebs #3: Dotted Line

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content: lab whump, kidnapping, drugging

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This wasn’t good. She should have chosen the girl living near the intersection, or the vagrant she often saw by the railway. It was supposed to be a clean and quick job. The body would be buried, the results would be recorded, and she would wash her hands of it all. That was Heather’s plan—fast and precise. Now, either she was losing her mind, or her captive was immortal. A total of six gunshots to the head hadn’t managed to kill him, nor did losing a vital organ, or being bludgeoned with a heavy aluminum bat. Was he an alien?

She shook her head. Get it together, Heather. Aliens? That’s ridiculous. More ridiculous than immortality? Well, that wasn’t impossible. It was simply a matter of highly advanced healing. Besides, Jackie Rockwell wasn’t necessarily immortal. Just extremely resistant to bullets. And losing organs. And aluminum bats. 

The very concept of it sent her pacing again, twisting that clockwork key in her heart. Speaking of hearts, there was only one way to prove her theory. All her supplies had been laid out on the kitchen counter. She took a bottle of ether and a rag, as well as her scalpel and a bone saw, and approached the closet.

“Hey, lady?” Jackie, or so he was called, stared up at her with cloudy eyes. His voice was weaker now. The effects of the injuries were clearly taking a toll, even if that toll wasn’t fatal. There wasn’t much blood where the bullets made impact, only a series of dark red wounds. Blood had, however, dried all over the back of her closet. Spent rounds littered the floor, matte bronze in the dim light. His gaze was unsteady, his movements lethargic. The coppery smell of injury and hot metal hit the back of her throat. 

“Quiet.” She bent down. She poured some ether on the rag, then pressed it to his face and mouth. He was already close to unconsciousness, so there wasn’t much of a struggle. She poured more ether as necessary, keeping the rag damp. Fifteen minutes later, he went limp.

She put the ether away, taking a deep breath. She lifted his shirt up.

Heather nearly gasped. Nearly being the key word—gasping was highly unprofessional. The skin she had split open had already sewn itself back together. A congealed red line dotted the path of the wound. 

Using the scalpel, she undid those stitches of skin and clotting, opening up his chest. The warmth of his body pressed against her bare skin. With the bone saw, she carved his ribs until they fractured and fell away. 

There lay a heart. A perfectly healthy, beating heart.

Lovely. Just amazing. She hacked it out of his chest. Blood spurted over her hands. There was no point in doing another trial of the drug—the drug was irrelevant now—so she brought the organ to the kitchen and placed it in another jar. 

Around twenty minutes later, she returned to find that his skin had closed up. She put her finger to his neck, dreading the answer.

A pulse. He had grown yet another heart. 

She slammed the closet door shut. This was all wrong. What was she meant to do with an immortal? What…

Well…

It was an intriguing idea. An interesting idea. An exciting idea. How was Jackie’s body managing this? How did it survive the blood loss, or grow a new organ within minutes? Heather was a chemist, yes, but she also had an interest in matters of the body. A biochemist, if you will. Combining the natural with the manmade, manipulating the flesh with the right dosage of the right compound. Fun stuff. 

She had planned to start working on her selective paralytic agent again, but her old plans were off the board now. She needed to clean the closet, first of all. And she had to patch up Jackie’s wounds—his headache must have been unbearable. If he still wasn’t dead by then, she needed someplace to store him, for the lack of a better word.

He was her captive now, after all. It was stereotypical, but the basement appeared to be the best choice. No windows, a lock on the door, and also a guest bathroom. It would work. It would do just fine. The attic was another option, but it was cramped, and she did truly want to make him as comfortable as possible. Even if his future consisted of mainly being her new lab rat. Hey, who said lab rats lived terrible lives? They were fed, they were given shelter, and there was at least some effort to keep them alive. Taking care of a human being couldn’t be all that different, right?

Right. How difficult could it really be?

[thesinglesjukebox]

CHARLI XCX - VON DUTCH

“If Von Dutch were alive,” said Burns, who runs a website about his friend at www.vondutch.freeservers.com, “he would hate all this.”

[5.81]

Jacob Sujin Kuppermann: On February 12 of this year I predicted that "we can safely give the Charli lead single an automatic high controversy [5.00] and be done with it." History will vindicate me. [5]

Jackie Powell: A common Charli XCX motif is her admiration and sampling of 1990s and Y2K culture, which has allowed her to write songs that are cheeky with a dash of British wit. She does this on “Von Dutch” by comparing her reputation in pop to that of a cult classic, but struggles with the extended metaphor of how she’s what Von Dutch, the LA clothing brand that has had a recent resurgence, sounds like. The concept feels incomplete. I actually prefer the song’s remix with Addison Rae and A.G. Cook. The ad-libbed scream from Rae, the added verse, and the dropping of “I’m your number one” over and over again make the remix much more compelling and zany. The original will only really bang in drag bars—a fine place for something to hit, of course, but at this point I expect Charli to be pushing her own boundaries. [5]

Alfred Soto: Like much of her output, "Von Dutch" represents Charli XCX's fair to middling ambition to become a global pop star. Like much of that output "Von Dutch" strikes confused poses over shrieking electronics. [3]

Hannah Jocelyn: Charli XCX said she wants to go back to 1999, but with songs like these she clearly wishes it was 2018: all the callbacks and bombast referring to when she was “the future of music” and not halfway to the headliner of an inevitable "hyperpop" nostalgia festival. I like the gloriously tinny snare, but in 2024 the bratty chant vocals sound dated (as does the album title that's just brat in lowercase). The most exciting songs on CRASH to me were “Constant Repeat” and “Move Me,” which proved she could bring her "kinda rare attitude" to heartfelt ballads. "Von Dutch" is just mindless comfort food for aging cis male gays, which is fine — I’m the lone First Two Pages of Frankenstein defender, I get it — but she can’t say she’s my Number One when on this song, she's my Number [5]

Mark Sinker: I enjoy that Charli XCX lives in a room-sized selection-box of all of the rest of girlpop, everything constantly arriving with its conscious little tweaky echo of this or that prior item. They’re nice items, and we both like them, so why not? Maybe this feels a bit more hemmed in than is comfy, though: it has big Britney-feel, which is to say echoes of an aural highpoint that actually expressed a grim life lowpoint for Brit. As for Von Dutch, they currently have the one and only Wikipedia page with "Behind-the scenes tumult" as a cross-hed, which pleases me but also makes me anxious.  [7]

Katherine St. Asaph: Once again, the nostalgia is miscalibrated: Von Dutch was trendy in the mid-2000s, while this sounds like the late 2000s. Specifically, it sounds like every song from the late 2000s I would have given a [7] or higher. [7]

Will Adams: I whole-heartedly support pop stars honoring the advancements made by the likes of Luciana in support of the essential micro-genre of Obnoxious Banger. [7]

Kat Stevens: I'm down for the Bodyrox ft Luciana revival! Is there a Fedde Le Grand remix? [6]

Andrew Karpan: Pop music tells us to want to have it all, a maximalist vision that typically gets bigger as it goes on. Counterintuitively, part of the mesmerizing appeal of Charli’s records is the fact that there is no distance left for her to run and that her sound has become the sound of pop going nowhere but the present, busily manufacturing its cult appeal now for future observers to wax nostalgic about. “Von Dutch” is the most literalized version of that idea from her yet: a squeaky saran-wrapped PC Music-affiliated beat with a middle-aged pulse that never drops but simply hangs, like a foggily-heard echo of itself, like the memory of a club night experienced from the outside while nervously waiting in line in the cold.  [7]

Jeffrey Brister: It’s perhaps a bit unfair to compare everything Charli has made recently to the transcendent Pop 2 ("Backseat" 4evr), but when I hear something as dull as this, I can’t help but pine for its melodramatic maximalism. The sounds are just so monochromatic, pulling from a desaturated set of Charli tics like grinding revving synths and choppy autotuned vocal snippets, all snapping together like a “build your own Charli song” kit in nothing but gray tones. [4]

Kayla Beardslee: Why does this sound so bad? [2]

Nortey Dowuona: That last Earl album was good. This Charli single is good. Some people just never live up to your expectations because they are not you. Unlike Charli, I don't think it's because of jealousy, just curiosity and frustration. Charli and Earl were never meant to be Method Man or Robyn -- they had different tastes and trajectories, and slumming it as a major-label balance name isn’t the worst fate. You could be Tyga. Or Rita Ora. [9]

Taylor Alatorre: It's caked in an air of sweaty desperation dressed up as devil-may-care hedonism, which helps rather than hurts because of how unflinchingly skeletal the beat is, showing off its shotgun scaffolding to all who will see. She's not trying to hide anything about how she's trying to hide something. Never mind that the phrase "cult classic but I still pop" could be used to describe everything from the MC5 to DMB -- it wouldn't have suited their milieux, but it's quintessentially XCX. It may be the line Charli was put on this earth to sing, even if through half-gritted teeth.  [7]

Leah Isobel: The curse of being Charli XCX is that she is an asymptote: she can approach pop stardom, but she's far too self-conscious to allow herself to actually embrace it. As a result, the curse of being a Charli XCX fan is that she becomes more obnoxious and exhausting every time she reaches a new career milestone. After scoring her first big worldwide hit, she spent her social capital yelling at Germans and collaborating with Iggy Azalea. Number 1 Angel and Pop 2 cemented her as a serious artist with conceptual depth and longevity while simultaneously sending her spiraling into stan Twitter hell, from whence she shall never return. She wears a T-shirt denouncing critics -- which I am not mad at, please drag me mom yas! -- and then logs on with hot takes about Pop Music And Stardom, as a critic does. She sees herself as above mass-market pandering and yet also below it, both superior to the culture and bitter at her inability to assimilate into it. (Gay people love her because she's relatable.) Hence, "Von Dutch." Its corkscrewing mania has the serrated simplicity that characterizes her riffs on punk music; it feels like a cousin to the unfairly maligned Sucker. But where Sucker balanced its brattier impulses with good-natured melodicism and emotional directness, "Von Dutch" is all needling cynicism and overdriven id. The song has a nominal verse/chorus structure but no big dynamic or melodic changes, no particular idea beyond "I'm lovable and awesome; look at my chart placements." The need to serve as a pop single also keeps "Von Dutch" from entering the realm of the dumb-brilliant dance music that so clearly inspired it; it's too much of a branding exercise, too interested in flattering its audience for getting it. And yet in its grating repetition, I still hear her insecurity beneath the synth buzzsaws. No one who's convinced that they're actually Living That Life would say it so directly, with such barely concealed desperation. The curse of being Charli XCX is that, deep down, she is still convinced that she is unlovable. The curse of being a Charli XCX fan is that I love her because she's relatable. [5]

Isabel Cole: I don't know that I'll ever stop feeling about Charli XCX like she's my brilliant daughter who dropped out of med school to pursue a career as a wedding DJ: of course, honey, I just want you to be happy, but are you sure this is what you want? You don't want to, like, try? At all? This is the kind of gleefully, knowingly brainless fun Charli can do in her sleep, propulsive without ever really going anywhere because the point is just to drive. She's not living up to her potential, but much like a boring mom who doesn't "get" her daughter's life of Top 40 hits in mid-budget venues and weeknights spent doing ketamine with her friends, I am unsophisticated enough to enjoy it when she does songs that are songs, and this one does make me feel like I'm walking through the opening credits of my life when it plays. [7]

Ian Mathers: I like it when the synths go THWOOM and/or VOORP. [7]

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[booknoah]

Why a Keynote Speaker in Las Vegas Can Make Your Event Unforgettable

Las Vegas, known for its vibrant energy and entertainment, is also a prime destination for conferences and business events. When planning your event in this iconic city, one of the most impactful decisions you can make is selecting the right keynote speaker Las Vegas. A dynamic and inspiring speaker can set the tone for your event, energize your audience, and leave a lasting impression long after the event concludes.

What Makes a Keynote Speaker in Las Vegas Unique?

A keynote speaker Las Vegas does more than just deliver a speech—they bring the energy and charisma of the city into their presentation. Las Vegas is a city known for its larger-than-life experiences, and a great keynote speaker should mirror that energy. Whether the event is focused on innovation, leadership, entertainment, or entrepreneurship, a keynote speaker Las Vegas is likely to bring a fresh perspective that aligns with the excitement of the city itself.

The Power of a Keynote Speaker Las Vegas

1. Amplify the Event’s AtmosphereLas Vegas is a city that thrives on excitement and anticipation. A keynote speaker Las Vegas who can engage and captivate your audience will elevate the overall atmosphere of your event. Their speech will not only reflect the pulse of the city but also create an unforgettable experience for all attendees.

2. Inspiration and MotivationLas Vegas events often attract ambitious professionals and forward-thinking individuals. A keynote speaker Las Vegas brings the ideal blend of inspiration and practical advice that encourages attendees to innovate, pursue their goals, and take action. Their energy will fuel the conference's momentum and ensure attendees leave feeling motivated.

3. Tailored to Your AudienceLas Vegas hosts a wide range of events, from corporate conferences to entertainment industry seminars. The best keynote speaker Las Vegas will understand the nuances of your audience, tailoring their message to resonate with the specific group you’re addressing. Whether it's business professionals, creatives, or entrepreneurs, they’ll be able to connect with them on a personal level.

4. Memorable and ImpactfulGiven the competitive nature of events in Las Vegas, you need a speaker who can stand out. A memorable keynote is one that not only educates but also inspires action. Your keynote speaker Las Vegas will leave attendees with something to think about long after the session ends, ensuring your event remains a talking point for years to come.

How to Choose the Right Keynote Speaker for Your Las Vegas Event

When looking for a keynote speaker Las Vegas, consider the following steps to find someone who aligns with your event’s goals:

Know Your Event’s Purpose: Whether you're focusing on business growth, leadership, or innovation, select a speaker whose expertise matches your conference’s theme.

Research Their Background: Look for speakers who have experience in Las Vegas events or similar settings. Their ability to connect with large, diverse audiences is crucial.

Check Reviews and Testimonials: A successful keynote speaker Las Vegas will have a track record of delivering engaging and impactful presentations. Reviews from past clients can provide valuable insights.

Align with Your Audience: Your keynote speaker should be able to communicate effectively with the specific demographic of your event. Whether they’re inspiring entrepreneurs or engaging corporate professionals, their message should resonate.

Make Your Las Vegas Event Unforgettable

The right keynote speaker Las Vegas can elevate your event, making it not just another conference but a memorable experience that inspires and motivates attendees. Las Vegas is a city built on entertainment, excitement, and new experiences, and your speaker should embody these elements while delivering a valuable message that engages and transforms your audience.

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Moody Joody Drops St. Lucia Remix of "Velvet Connection" and Joins MisterWives Tour!

"Velvet Connection" is a synth-soaked, glittering ode to the thrill of a forbidden summer crush, co-written by hitmaker Scott Harris (Shawn Mendes). The St. Lucia remix injects the track with a pulsing energy, transforming it into a dance floor-ready anthem that invites you to lose yourself in its vibrant beats. Producer Andrew Pacheco, who has long admired St. Lucia, expresses his excitement: "St. Lucia’s sound has been a huge influence on my work. To have Jean remix our song feels surreal and such an honor." This release marks a pivotal moment for Moody Joody, as they officially join the Photo Finish Records family. Mike Marquis, Executive Vice President of Photo Finish, couldn’t be more thrilled, stating, "Moody Joody is a dynamic young band that perfectly aligns with our vision. We’re excited to help them reach new fans and showcase their incredible talent." Adding to the excitement, Moody Joody is set to hit the road this fall, joining alt-pop/rock group MisterWives on select dates for the "MisterWives: Just For One Night!" tour. This collaboration follows their recent work on MisterWives’ deluxe album, Nosebleeds: Encore, where they contributed a new version of "All The Same," alongside a star-studded lineup of artists like Betty Who, Meet Me @ The Altar, PVRIS, and Pom Pom Squad. Since their debut single "The Heat" in 2020, Moody Joody—comprising Kayla Hall (vocals), Kaitie Forbes (vocals), and Andrew Pacheco (producer)—has steadily carved out their own unique sonic space. Their music is a dreamy blend of dynamic production, sparkling instrumentation, and soaring vocals, all anchored by their raw, honest lyricism. With this latest remix and their new label partnership, Moody Joody is poised to continue their ascent, bringing their vibrant sound to an ever-growing audience. Tickets for the upcoming tour are on sale now, so don’t miss your chance to see this rising trio in action. Read the full article

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Moody Joody Drops St. Lucia Remix of "Velvet Connection" and Joins MisterWives Tour!

"Velvet Connection" is a synth-soaked, glittering ode to the thrill of a forbidden summer crush, co-written by hitmaker Scott Harris (Shawn Mendes). The St. Lucia remix injects the track with a pulsing energy, transforming it into a dance floor-ready anthem that invites you to lose yourself in its vibrant beats. Producer Andrew Pacheco, who has long admired St. Lucia, expresses his excitement: "St. Lucia’s sound has been a huge influence on my work. To have Jean remix our song feels surreal and such an honor." This release marks a pivotal moment for Moody Joody, as they officially join the Photo Finish Records family. Mike Marquis, Executive Vice President of Photo Finish, couldn’t be more thrilled, stating, "Moody Joody is a dynamic young band that perfectly aligns with our vision. We’re excited to help them reach new fans and showcase their incredible talent." Adding to the excitement, Moody Joody is set to hit the road this fall, joining alt-pop/rock group MisterWives on select dates for the "MisterWives: Just For One Night!" tour. This collaboration follows their recent work on MisterWives’ deluxe album, Nosebleeds: Encore, where they contributed a new version of "All The Same," alongside a star-studded lineup of artists like Betty Who, Meet Me @ The Altar, PVRIS, and Pom Pom Squad. Since their debut single "The Heat" in 2020, Moody Joody—comprising Kayla Hall (vocals), Kaitie Forbes (vocals), and Andrew Pacheco (producer)—has steadily carved out their own unique sonic space. Their music is a dreamy blend of dynamic production, sparkling instrumentation, and soaring vocals, all anchored by their raw, honest lyricism. With this latest remix and their new label partnership, Moody Joody is poised to continue their ascent, bringing their vibrant sound to an ever-growing audience. Tickets for the upcoming tour are on sale now, so don’t miss your chance to see this rising trio in action. Read the full article

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Lighting Up Your Event: The Best LED Dance Floors in Kerala

Kerala, vibrant in culture and festive in spirit, is the apt location to hold resplendent events. One of the important elements that add sheen to any big celebration or party is the requirement of a beauteous LED dance floor. Here's your guide to find the best LED dance floors in Kerala, so that your event sparkles brighter than ever.

Why Choose an LED Dance Floor? LED dance floors spell magic on the floor in any kind of event. They provide:

Dynamic Lighting: Customizable colors and patterns that pulse with the music. Enhanced Ambiance: Change the atmosphere and draw all eyes to the dance floor. Interactive Experience: Guests enjoy the immersive, engaging dance environment. Factors to Consider While Selecting the Best LED Dance Floor 1. Size and Layout:

Event Space: Ensure that the dance floor comfortably fits in your event space, allowing some room for other activities and guests moving around. Some providers offer modular floors that can be adjusted to different sizes and shapes according to your event's layout. 2. LED Technology:

Pixel Density: The greater the pixel density, the better shall be the resolution and detailed patterns of the display. Choose depending on the visual effect to be achieved. Brightness: It has to shine bright enough to compete with the lighting at the event. 3. Durability and Safety:

Material Quality: Go for heavyweight ones that can support heavy footfall or high-energy dancing. Non-Slip Surface: Safety above all else, make sure it has a non-slip surface to avoid mishaps. 4. Control Features:

Remote Control: User-friendly remote control features to change lights, colors, and patterns at the tap of your fingers. Sync with Music: The more advanced floors offer the ability to sync lighting effects with the music, elevating your dance experience.  5. Rental vs. Purchase:

Short-Term Use: If one-time events are going to be the case, then renting might be more cost-effective. Frequent Use: If you do regular events, purchasing an LED dance floor would be a long-term investment. Average Price Range for LED Dance Floors in Kerala Small Floors ?1,00,000 to ?2,50,000 Medium Floors ?2,50,000 to ?5,00,000 Large Floors ?5,00,000 and above The price that will be charged is based on the floor size and the number of days the event is going to use it; the usual rate lies between ?50,000 to ?2,00,000 per day.

Best Tips for an LED Dance Floor Hire Research Providers: Find good suppliers, after reading good reviews and with a proven record of performance in Kerala. Visit Showrooms: If possible, try getting to a showroom where one can view the working of the LED dance floors on display and check on their quality. Compare Quotes: Comparing detailed quotes from various suppliers gives one value deal without any compromise on quality. Check for Hidden Costs: Insist on a quote that details everything, right from installation to delivery and other costs.

If you invest in the best LED dance floor in Kerala for your event, that itself would be a good enough reason to mesmerize your guests with excitement. Keeping these factors in mind—size, technology, durability, and control features—you will never go wrong in finding the perfect dance floor to light up the celebration. Be it a rent or buy option, an LED dance floor is simply the most spectacular addition that guarantees a lasting impression on the guests.

Let an eye-catching LED dance floor make the event most memorable, and then let your guests dance into the night surrounded by such a vibrant and dynamic setting.

[clovemerablog]

Lana Del Rey and Quavo single review: “Tough”

Lana Del Rey’s new single with Quavo features slivers of her greatness but fails to stand out amongst her legendary portfolio.

Review by Clove Mera 9 July 2024

Single released 3 July 2024

Track written by: Lana Del Rey, Andrew Watt, Benny Negrin, Clayton Johnson, Elysse Jane Yulo, Henry Walter, Jack Antonoff, Jaxson Free, Josh Dorr, Maddox Batson, Nick Bailey & Quavious Marshall

Quality Control Music/Motown Records/UMG Recordings, Inc

Though I can say I enjoy “Tough”, my feelings towards it are mixed. When the song released a few days ago and even now, I don’t feel quite ready to embark on a new album rollout with Del Rey. Her most recent album, Did you know there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd had not even been out in the world for a year and a half and, being that I hardly enjoyed the album, more time is needed until I develop a hunger for new music. However, when I unwittingly heard a glowing review for the song, I decided to give it a listen. 

“Tough” begins with a country sound, which is not aligned with my personal tastes. The vocals were so drenched in reverberation, could hardly make out what Del Rey was saying. I decided to roll with it and absorb the sonic soundscape. When the trap influenced accelerated cymbal or shaker kicked into gear, my interest was piqued but I wasn’t excited quite yet. The infusion of hiphop influences into country isn’t necessarily an innovation on Del Rey’s part, and without her distinctive storytelling and high register evocative of a flirtatious angel in line, “Like the smoke in the drawl of your "Y'all" and the way you talk slow”, and the bridge’s abrupt tranquillisation of the song’s pulse, then “Tough” would veer into generic territory. However, my criticisms for Del Rey never include generic. 

Eventually “Tough” reaches a point I gleefully dance along, but this only happens in its final chorus. Each of the three choruses build on themselves in layers. By the final chorus, everything comes together into a hard hitting mix which stunned me the first time and I anticipate each time going forward. The verse’s trap drums are imported, bass heavy kicks are injected into the rhythm, a distant guitar wet with reverb fills the soundscape with a cinematic quality. Together, these new elements lift the unchanged chorus vocals to a deliciously complex zenith I love from Del Rey.

With each album, Del Rey explores new sounds, genres, themes, influences, but there will always be a few songs with gloriously highly sophisticated, almost orchestral, musicality. Some of my favourites include “The Grants”, “Text Book”, “Cinnamon Girl”, “The Blackest Day”, “Shades of Cool” and “13 Beaches”. What “Tough” has in common with those songs is its complexities in its production, the carefully selected additions to fill the highs and lows between the foundational drum and guitar. I especially enjoy Del Rey’s coolly distant “Ahh, ah, ahh” background glyph which repeats throughout the song.

Another enduring element in Del Rey’s art is her poetic and complex lyricism. Lana Del Rey is a role model to me in my songwriting, and this song is another exhibition of why that is. Each album acts like a life update with new topics to muse on, often influenced by where in America she finds herself, be it “Norman Fucking Rockwell”’s California backdrop, “Born to Die”’s New York setting or various rural states like Arizona and Nevada - “West Coast” and “Fucked my Way Up to the Top.” No matter the sound or the influence, Del Rey always brings sophisticated and evocative lyricism to the table. Throughout “Tough”, Lana and Quavo reflect on love persevering through hardship and juxtaposing toughness in the self and one’s experiences with “… Scuff on a pair of old leather boots/ like the blue-collar, red dirt attitude”. As a writer, I get excited by rhyme sequences I wouldn’t have seen coming. The imagery, rhyme sequence and storytelling in chorus line, “Like a .38 made out of brass/ tough like the stuff in your grandpa’s glass” is a standout moment.

Recently the trend of billing a featured artist as an “&” has settled into the music industry’s status quo. It becomes hard to discern from a song’s credited artists whether it will be a proper duet with two singers present throughout a track or entirely one artist with the other tacked onto the bridge. To my delight, “Tough” is indeed a duet. They sing the chorus together and call-and-respond on verse two, with some sing-talking sprechgesang in the outro. Quavo’s lyrics and vocals provide a sharp juxtaposition to Del Rey’s playful softness. 

“Tough” by Lana Del Rey and Quavo meanders through numerous humdrum sections to reach its forceful final chorus. I’m doubtful of the song’s replay value and also doubtful I won’t skip it if it plays on shuffle. Even though Lana has clearly signalled she’s moving in a different direction with her incoming album, I still feel it is too soon since her previous album. It has strong moments but its shortcomings render the song good when Del Rey is known for being exceptional. 

“Tough” is available to stream and has a visualiser attached below.

[mattbrittonnyc]

Transforming Consumer Interaction: Matt Britton's Insights on AI-Powered User Interfaces

In the swiftly evolving digital landscape, businesses are continually seeking innovative ways to enhance user experiences. A pivotal aspect of this evolution is the integration of artificial intelligence (AI) into user interfaces to foster better consumer interaction. As organizations grapple with these challenges, the guidance of seasoned experts in the field becomes indispensable. One such authority is Matt Britton, a renowned AI keynote speaker and a luminary in understanding and implementing cutting-edge consumer trends.

Matt Britton, the Founder & CEO of Suzy, a consumer research platform, has carved a niche for himself as a leading voice in the application of AI in consumer interactions. His extensive experience, which includes consulting for over half of the Fortune 500 companies, positions him uniquely as one of the top conference speakers in the realm of AI and consumer trends. His insights are particularly relevant today as businesses seek to leverage AI to enhance user interfaces—a topic he could adeptly cover in a compelling and thought-provoking keynote speech.

Understanding AI in User Interfaces

The integration of AI into user interfaces is not just about technological innovation; it is about fundamentally rethinking how businesses interact with consumers. AI can analyze vast amounts of data to offer personalized experiences, predict user behavior, and respond to consumer needs in real-time. For companies, this means an opportunity to engage with consumers more effectively and efficiently, ultimately driving satisfaction and loyalty.

Matt Britton’s Expertise

As an AI expert speaker, Matt brings a wealth of knowledge and practical insights to his presentations. His background as the CEO of Suzy, where AI plays a crucial role in gathering and analyzing consumer insights, gives him firsthand experience in applying AI technologies in real-world settings. This experience is invaluable for businesses looking to understand not only the technological aspects of AI but also its practical implications on consumer interactions.

Furthermore, Matt’s standing as a consumer trend expert is well documented in his bestselling book, YouthNation, which positions him as a thought leader in identifying and leveraging new consumer behaviors. This expertise is crucial when discussing how AI can meet the evolving expectations of modern consumers, particularly as Generation Z begins to wield more purchasing power.

Why Matt Britton is an Ideal Keynote Speaker for Your Conference

Selecting Matt Britton as a keynote speaker for a conference centered on enhancing user interfaces with AI for better consumer interaction offers several advantages:

Proven Expertise: Matt’s successful track record with Fortune 500 companies and his role at Suzy provides him with insights that are both deep and broad in the field of consumer AI applications.

Engaging Presentation Style: Known for his dynamic and engaging speaking style, Matt has the unique ability to make complex topics accessible and exciting. His speeches are not only informative but also inspire action, making him one of the top keynote speakers in the industry.

Forward-Thinking Insights: With his finger on the pulse of the latest consumer trends and technological advancements, Matt offers audiences a glimpse into the future of consumer interactions and the role AI will play in shaping those experiences.

Customizable Speeches: Understanding that each audience is unique, Matt tailors his presentations to meet the specific needs and interests of his audience, ensuring that the content is relevant and impactful.

Conclusion

Incorporating AI into user interfaces to enhance consumer interaction represents a significant shift in how businesses operate and engage with their customers. Having a visionary like Matt Britton speak on this topic not only brings expert knowledge into the discussion but also provides practical insights that businesses can implement to stay ahead in a competitive marketplace.

As businesses continue to navigate the complexities of digital transformation, having insights from top conference speakers like Matt can make the difference between merely adapting to new technologies and leading the way in innovation. His deep understanding of both technology and consumer behavior makes him an invaluable asset to any conference focusing on the future of business and consumer interaction.

[djkimseo]

From Radio Stars to Dance Floor Mavens: A History of DJing

The rhythmic pulse that drives you on the dance floor, the smooth transitions that keep the energy flowing, the unexpected track that drops just the right beat – these are all the handiwork of the DJ, a role that has evolved significantly throughout history.

Today, we embark on a journey tracing the fascinating timeline of DJing, from its humble beginnings to its current status as a vibrant art form.

The Birth of the Disc Jockey (1935):

Our story starts in the 1930s with the rise of radio. While playing recorded music wasn’t a new concept, American radio commentator Walter Winchell coined the term “disc jockey” in 1935, specifically referring to radio personality Martin Block, who gained fame for his captivating introductions and selections of popular music on the airwaves.

From Radio to Dancehalls (1940s):

Fast forward to the 1940s, and the seeds of the modern DJ were sown. In 1943, British radio DJ Jimmy Savile took things a step further, hosting the world’s first DJ dance party in England. He is also credited (though contested) with pioneering the use of two turntables for continuous playback, a technique that revolutionized DJing. Meanwhile, in Paris, 1947 saw the opening of the “Whiskey à Go-Go,” considered the first commercial discothèque, further solidifying the connection between recorded music and dance culture.

The Vinyl Revolution and the Rise of the Superstar DJ (1960s-1970s):

The 1960s and 1970s witnessed the golden age of vinyl records and the rise of the iconic DJ figure. DJs like Grandmaster Flash in the US and Kool Herc in Jamaica began experimenting with innovative techniques like scratching, beat juggling, and mixing, transforming the DJ from a music selector into a creative force. This era also saw the birth of genres like hip-hop and disco, further cementing the DJ’s role as a cultural influencer.

Technological Advancements and the Digital Age (1980s-present):

The 1980s saw the introduction of compact cassettes and CDs, offering DJs new tools for their craft. The 1990s ushered in the digital age, with the rise of MP3s and DJ software like Traktor and Serato, fundamentally changing the way DJs play and store music. Today, DJs utilize a diverse range of equipment, from traditional turntables to digital controllers and even AI-powered systems, pushing the boundaries of creativity and pushing the sound forward.

A Legacy of Innovation and Evolution:

From their radio roots to the dance floor dominance, DJs have come a long way. Their role has transcended simply playing music; they are curators, storytellers, and artists, shaping the soundscapes of generations and leaving an undeniable mark on popular culture. As technology continues to evolve, the future of DJing promises even more exciting possibilities, with the boundaries between music selection and creation constantly blurring. So, the next time you lose yourself in the rhythm at a club or festival, remember the rich history and innovative spirit of the DJ, the maestro behind the music.

[abosamra]

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Chris Gayle In T20 World Cup: Unveiling the Fastest Centuries

written by Et20worldcup.Com April 8, 2024

In the heart-throbbing arena of T20 cricket, power-hitting has become an indispensable art form.  Chris Gayle is the Picasso of the platform, splashing sixes with the finesse of an artistic genius. In the annals of the T20 World Cup, Gayle’s name is not merely etched but carved deep and irrevocably, marking his indelible stance within cricket’s most vibrant format. His records are not just statistical landmarks but enduring legacies that define the very tempo of the T20 game. This blog post is a tribute to his prowess, an exploration of a career that continues to resonate with the cricket world. Chris Gayle in T20 World Cup: A journey through his record-breaking centuries, impact on matches, and legacy in cricket. Dive in now!

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The T20 Format: Where Every Ball Counts

A format that redefined cricket, T20 is the epitome of consuming, unapologetic entertainment. With each side afforded a mere 20 overs, there’s no room for subtlety. Moreover it’s a carnival of power-hitting, cunning bowling variations, and acrobatic fielding. And at the center of this whirlwind stands the towering figure of Chris Gayle, amidst colossal sixes and a strike rate that defies the very concept of scoreboard pressure.

“In T20, you have the license to go big from ball one. It’s the format that suits my game the best.” ~ Chris Gayle

The excitement doesn’t wane from the first ball to the last; it’s a crescendo that builds from frenetic beginnings to pulse-quickening finales. It’s a spectacle that leaves the crowd breathless and the sport unraveled, laying bare the fierce, addictive nature of T20 cricket.

The Legend of Chris Gayle in T20 World Cup

The T20 World Cup isn’t just a stage for the world’s finest cricketers. In fact it’s a culture, an ethos, a narrative unfurling with the bat, ball, and electric energy. And within this grand saga, Gayle’s story is one of dominion, reaching mythic proportions with every innings.

Gayle’s excursions in the T20 World Cup have been nothing short of splendid spectacles. His 117 off 57 against South Africa in the inaugural 2007 edition was a revelation, a harbinger of the carnage he’s capable of and when he replicated this feat with an unbridled 100 off 48 against England in 2016, he didn’t just rewrite the record books. In fact, he scripted a saga of strength and strategy, of which every budding striker of the ball aspired to be a part.

Unpacking Chris Gayle’s Batting Technique

To classify Gayle’s batting as mere power batting would be an injustice. His technique is a blend of controlled ferocity. His stance, wide and sturdy, seems to harness the earth’s energy before releasing it skyward. The timing, the swing, the follow-through; every motion is a testimony to hours of practice culminating in a symphony of destruction when he takes guard.

But Gayle’s technique extends beyond the bat and ball. It’s in the steely resolve that remains unyielding even as wickets tumble at the other end. It’s in the selective agression, picking moments with precision, ensuring that the sixes always dwarf the wickets and fours outnumber the dot balls.

The Challenge of Scoring a Century in T20 Cricket

A century in T20 cricket is akin to a shooting star—beautiful, rare, and fleeting. It requires a game plan that oscillates between caution and chaos, a fine-tuning of aggression hovering over the thinnest wire of strategy. In Gayle’s case, it’s a script he’s mastered in two act-worthy performances. To score a T20 century is to become the game’s protagonist. In addition shouldering the burden of a quick scoring rate while protecting the precious resource of wickets. And no one does it with the elan and effectiveness of Gayle.

The Impact of Gayle’s Centuries on Opponents and Game Dynamics

Gayle’s centuries aren’t isolated events on the scorecard; they’re seismic activities that alter the match’s tectonics. The bowlers, for one, find themselves staring at a lost cause, with their deliveries being reduced to mere statistics on the scoreboard. For the opposition, Gayle’s century is an unraveling, a sight of disconcerting superiority that often drags morale with the plummeting runs.

The elusive mix of caution and aggression in a T20 hundred compels bowlers to rethink their plans on the fly. As well as leading to strategic meltdowns and hasty reconfigurations. It’s a triumph of mind and muscle, one that leaves his team on the brink of victory, basking in the afterglow of Gayle’s brilliance.

Chris Gayle: Beyond the Boundary

Chris Gayle is more than just a cricketer; he’s a phenomenon. His popularity has sprinted past fence clearings to dominate the fan following charts. It’s not just the quantum of runs he scores but the manner in which he does it—a blend of dominance and disdain. Which underlined with an engaging streak that captivates the most casual observer. His off-field shenanigans only add layers to the legend, making him an enigma that the cricket world can’t seem to get enough of.

The Future of T20 Batting Records

Can anyone eclipse Gayle’s records? At present, the thought seems blasphemous. But, as with any pursuit of excellence, the T20 game will evolve. Players will emerge with bat-speeds quicker, muscles stronger, and minds keener. But until then, Gayle’s records will stand as the apex, the summit to which every T20 batsman directs his forays.

The anticipation is palpable, the race tantalizingly close to inception. With the night’s sky of T20 cricket studded with stars, the quest for the fastest century in a T20 World Cup is akin to that for the brightest celestial body. And for now, that luminary is Chris Gayle—the one they call Universe Boss.

Conclusion

The chapter of Chris Gayle in T20 cricket, especially in the T20 World Cup, speaks to more than just runs and records. It’s about setting the bar high—so high that it scrapes against the sky’s ceiling of possibilities. Gayle’s dash between the wickets is an odyssey, a cinematic experience that brims with anticipation. Moreover, delivery, and the enduring applause that follows a masterpiece. His legacy, secured in the cradle of T20 cricket, will resonate through the canorous ‘thwacks’ of bat on ball. In addition to that echo in every boundary and every stadium hosting the fevered duels of T20 cricket.

It’s the saga of a centurion celebrated not just for runs scored but for runs made in rhyme with the spirit of the sport. And as T20 cricket hurtles towards newer frontiers and fiercer battles. As well as its iconography will always bear the silhouette of Chris Gayle, cast in the vibrant hues of his unending glory.

FAQs

Who was the first man to score 100 in T20?

The first player to score a century in T20 internationals was Chris Gayle. His hundred came in 2007 against South Africa.

Who scored 2 centuries in the T20 World Cup?

Basically Chris Gayle is the only batsman to score multiple centuries in T20 World Cup history.

What makes Chris Gayle’s batting style unique in T20 cricket?

Chris Gayle’s batting style is marked by its sheer power and aggression. He possesses the ability to hit the ball long and hard, making use of his remarkable hand-eye coordination and physical strength. Gayle’s strategy of targeting specific bowlers and pacing his innings has set him apart as a master of the T20 format.

How has Chris Gayle influenced T20 cricket worldwide?

Chris Gayle has significantly influenced T20 cricket worldwide by setting high batting standards and records. That have become benchmarks for aspiring cricketers. His charismatic personality and entertaining playing style have also contributed to the global popularity of the T20 format. That is making it more attractive to fans and players alike.

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