#Seasonal God Bullshit

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

I've been trying to think of some comment to make about the whole "Gavlebocken eaten by birds" thing, but honestly its just such a true, aggressive level of ~Seasonal God Bullshit~ that I don't know what to say

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

@very-offkey-kazoo *raises eyebrow*

oh what fresh seasonal god fuckery

You know, i never would have put the goat dies of consumption on my 2023 bingo card

i dont think that is what consumption usually means

[commissionspartybus]

TUA S4 is a mess so AU where instead of S3 happening they end up going into the DCU. Diego is loving it and is determined to make Batman notice him. Batman does not notice him. Batman notices Five. Five does not care, Five is working on getting everyone back home to the right universe because Allison Will kill him if Claire isn't returned to her. Allison ending up in a fictional universe instead of theirs where everything went wrong is actually better for her mental health. This is ridiculous and instead of it feeling like her child is dead and gone, her love has been ripped away from her, and that everything as she knows it will constantly be upended and dismantled no matter what she does, she instead looks at this as "Of Fucking Course This Happens To Us" Luther stalks Clark Kent. Luther gets a restraining order against him by Clark Kent. Viktor goes to metropolis and enters in a meta support group for those who recently found out their powers. It's very nice. Viktor continues to be cringefail with romantic relationships. Klaus has one goal, and it is to fuck John Constantine.

[adh-d2]

TBB writers really looked directly into the eyes of every fic author who's ever worried about making Crosshair too soft, and said 'bet'.

[samsrowena]

god these bitches are gay

[in-kyblogs]

Devil’s Minion hints - Part II // link to Part I

Part II Ep 8

- what to say of the whole ‘disregard’ debacle, well. Why do you have such an antagonistic relationship to the former house servant Daniel? What is it about him that makes you even more uncomfortable than Louis, the vampire you actually remember attacking you and almost killing you, does? Arguing as foreplay, as you say. Also clearly the memory wipe doesn’t totally erase feelings: he is angry at him even if he doesn’t remember the psychological torture, but at the same time there’s no fear. Only a need to rile Armand up. (Also Armand are you trying to look extra slutty for Daniel sitting like that? What are you doing with the unbuttoned shirts, really.)

- Mr. Molloy count: 3

- Armand is so sick and twisted btw for that little smirk when Daniel says he’s ‘a bright young reporter with a point of view’. No remorse in sight none. He’s like ‘yes you are. Do you remember who said that to you? Because I do’. My favourite sicko

- When Armand says that journalism is Daniel’s drug, wow he did really clock him. Have you seen that post about Daniel chasing an high from the adrenaline of interviewing dangerous people? Yeah. Armand really does understand him on an intimate level, like the comment in the season 2 finale also reveals. Probably too good an understanding for a superficial-I tortured you once-acquaintance. On the other hand torture sure is an intimate experience to share with someo[gunshot]

- the little wistful smile he has when he talks about ‘the boy we met in sf’.

- the way Armand can’t help but smile at Daniel’s sassy comments directed against him. Like he should want to kill him for the disrespect alone why does he seem almost fond of this insufferable human?

- I am so impressed with this episode by the way. Before seeing this season I was like ‘one hour of ww II Europe? Grim.’ I though I wouldn’t like this one and in the end it ended up being one of my favourite episodes. It’s really a character study and I loved that. Also great job at woveing in European politics (the soldiers saying ‘speak Russian’ and Emilia refusing and speaking romanian, the complex intermixing of cultures in Eastern Europe with the whole urss situation is a big thing we still see the effects of today). Usually I don’t trust at all US shows to talk about eu politics and history without making it usa centric in some way but they proved me wrong here. 9/10 episode all in all

[mothbittenshirt]

Love that Love is Blind s4 has broken the mold by having the women be the problem this season

[leafatlaw]

See I feel like I need to rewatch the past seasons to properly claim to understand Guillermo’s character, but in all honesty this feels like a natural progression for him. See he’s grown a bit of a backbone over the seasons but he’s still him. He still can’t picture a world where his time is worth as much as everyone else’s (even if he says he can). He still wants- no needs, to help to feel useful. And the third episode really hit that home. He is essentially still that same person that wandering into the vampires residence over ten years ago hoping for a job. A job he would work for terrible pay and dehumanizing bosses until, well did he really ever quit ? He’s still there, he still helps them. He hasn’t changed, because he doesn’t want to, it’s easy doing what others say and putting yourself down, and Guillermo has almost convinced himself he likes it.

[spacedlexi]

the way the ericson group were at the outbreak just a bunch of troubled kids who made various mistakes or committed crimes and were judged by a system that punished and abandoned them instead of giving them the support and love they needed, are then nearly a decade later put into a situation where now they must judge a troubled child for the mistakes and crimes hes committed against them. and 5 to 3 vote them out 😭

[sammy-gvf]

but like.. just imagine yourself standing in-front of Aemond and he looks at you like THIS!!!

SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP IM GOING TO BOMB WESTEROS

[p4nishers]

"what's wrong with wanting something, loki?" and this loki being 2012 loki and how they were so full of want then, but ultimately, the wrong kind. the one for revenge and satisfaction and annihilation. but this want, that sylvie is asking them to articulate? this want is so much bigger, it's so much more than anything loki has ever wanted in their long life. because it is a want for someone and it is purely selfish. loki can't accept sylvie being selfish because they thought they left that part of them behind and became someone good or someone better but they want mobius selfishly and and they can't let themselves say their true want to sylvie because it shouldn't exist. they shouldn't want mobius to choose them over his whole life, they shouldn't want mobius to give up on a life he could live and be with them, but they do and the fact that they can't have what they want is what's wrong with wanting something. they can't have it, but when could they ever?

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

me: killing time on youtube before a college interview

Disney Z-O-M-B-I-E-S startting Meg Donnelly: hey. hey guess what we did. hey guess what. guess. you'll never guess it

...I not, in fact, expect this. any of this.

how in the FUCK

IS *DISNEY Z-O-M-B-I-E-S*

THE FIRST SHOW

TO HAVE A *CANON SEASONAL FUCKERY EPISODE THAT ACTUALLY TREATS THE ISSUE LIKE A PROBLEM*

I'm not sure what the bigger gut punch was here. "Groundhog Day" in the caption, the Obvious Time Travel, an Actual Good Point abt "endless summer = global warming", their outfits, the weird similarities to Homestuck: Openbound, "this is a disaster this isn't happy-ever-after", or "I nEED ANOTHER SEASON TO SAVE ME"

...no nope it was totally the last two

[gaytedlasso]

Daniel Jason Sudeikis I am in your walls

[columboscreens]

[incipientdreamer]

Godd that final scene when Midge looks at Susie at the end and Susie has her hand on her heart...just perfection

[br1ghtestlight]

me watching episode seventeen of inanimate insanity and Literally saying out loud to myself "this is so sad....."