#Scrimshaw BBU

[badly-drawn-bbu]

and now... may badly drawn bbu finally present...

THE GREAT SCRIMSANDENING.

[rainbowkeyboardyippee]

🐐 adventure-goat-thing Follow

My mentor said we could go for icecream when we get to Claw Bay! Anyone know any good spots?

🛠 blacksmithing-and-men Follow

I think there's a good place down near @fresca-fresh-waters :)

🥤fresca-fresh-waters Follow

Unfortunately, Iris Icecream shut down a few weeks ago, if that's what previous meant. However, we have plenty of delicious and refreshing fresh water if OP would like some ^^

🐈 marmalady-art Follow

iris's shut down? :(

🦜 a-pirates-life-fer-me Follow

Aye, I reckon the lass had t' move far from this village fer work

🐶 razzle-dazzle-hotel-official Follow

I fucking hate pirate roleplayers, why the hell can't any of you idiots speak normally

🐶 razzle-dazzle-hotel-official Follow

wrong blog

🐍 dimitri-the-great Follow

The Razzle Dazzle Hotel has such crude opinions of the everyman? How dastardly of them to hide such unwholesome opinions withdrawn from the public for so long egregiously! I, Dimitri, hero of my village, would never do such things to all my followers! (Thanks for the 8 followers!)

🦊 basile-tires Follow

You don't know what any of those words mean

🦉 Barnaby's Party Of Death!

THE RAZZLE DAZZLE HOTEL HAS CLEARLY NEVER HEARD OF SCOTTISH PEOPLE

🦊 basile-tires Follow

The fuck is a scottish?

🐈 marmalady-art Follow

are we just going to ignore that username?

🛠 blacksmithing-and-men Follow

OP has been quiet for a long time, I'm worried about them, they definitely should've reached Claw Bay by now :<

🦜 a-pirates-life-fer-me Follow

@adventure-goat-thing

🟪 smugglers-treasure-haul Follow

So this is who was tearing up me shop? OP is apparently a very popular goat, hm?

🐐 adventure-goat-thing Follow

Sorry

[battersweet]

Scrimshaw: "So they broke up with me."

Fresca: "Why are you looking up...?"

Scrimshaw: "I need to CRY, BUT MY EYELİNER İS FOURTY EİGHT DOLLARS."

[billiebustupheadcanons]

Any interaction with Scrimshaw and Fanto would be like:

*pirates of the Caribbean music starts playing*

I can picture this vividly in my brain and I like it a lot!

[radmagicdad]

when I’m supposed to work on something else but end up spending my time doing these lil guys

I searched their names in a colour palette generator

[bbu-fan-blog]

So, me maties? What shall you pick?

[kiwi-lizard]

POV: You’re looking at the new cover art for The Pirate Queen’s Cave

[thegreatestchimera]

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THEY LOOK SO COOL?!

[ssstupid-sssnake]

Happy pansssexual visssibility day to our favorite pansss lol

[badly-drawn-bbu]

Soon.

[cartoonstxrys]

*gasp!* I made a playlist dedicated to Billie Bust Up! :0

Go check it out while you’re still waiting for the game to come out lmao X3

[battersweet]

Some ya'll gonna want to give me as a sacrifice for cultists but i'm gonna say it.

*inhale*

PERCY COULD DO BETTER THAN SCRİMSHAW.

Okay, now, don't get me wrong, i do like Scrimshaw, he's cool and shit blablabla... But,— honestly even if i wasn't lesbian i wouldn't even bother to look at him.

Also, this dude literally tricked Billie for sum stupid coins and it end up Billie having a magic meltdown, for gods sake he literally put everyone's life in danger.

İ'm not saying he's a bad character, i'm just saying Percy could find someone better than him.

Like when this dude saw Scrim did he really went like, "Yeah, that's my man."??? REALLY PERCY???

[greenvampiregirl]

I made this emote for my fnf bbu discord server

[mikan-angiekinnie]

Billie Bust Up Bandaid Headcanons

It came to me in the middle of writing fanfics.

Billie

Billie keeps those big tan bandaids that are usually in a square shape. Being so adventurous and rough makes them get bruises and cut a lot, usually more than just a simple prick. Therefore she’d carry around those heavy duty bandaids, even if it’s a relatively small cut, just because she thinks it makes her look much cooler.

Aristotle

Aristotle for sure has the bandaids you’d get at a doctors office. They might have patterns on them, or small characters, or just some sort of overall appeal design that makes them pop! They have normal ones as well, of course, but Aristotle personally prefers these cuter ones. Sometimes they may accidentally cut themself while prepping food so he likes to distract himself from the blood by looking at the characters or design instead. Besides, who doesn’t love cute patterns on bandaids? Absolutely loves to help patch others up with them if they can.

Barnaby

Barnaby barely has bandages, he has all out gauze. Being dead and all she can’t actually bleed or be bruised, since that requires a physical form, but she’s seen Barnaboos who suffered from injury upon death and helps them with that! For example, she might wrap up a beheaded ghosts neck in gauze either as a symbol of their death or an accessory, or maybe they’ll simply just play around with it because it’s fun! It’s also very wrappable! What isn’t there to love!

Fantoccio

Fantoccio has basic ass bandaids. He will use them on himself, but moreso for enjoyment I presume? Unlike Barnaby, he can bleed, but given that it’s sap it’s very likely a bandaid wouldn’t hold it and it’s better to use something else instead. The bandaids were just left behind the theatre, so he will sometimes use them to fix props or just to add something to a characters costume to show they are a fighter. He has some just in case one of his many numerous hundreds of thousands of guests get injuries as well!

Dutch

Dutch also has regular bandaids, but he additionally has those super special and specific ones that you need instructions to put on. Like the knuckle bandaids, the heel bandaids, the finger ones, all of them. He just likes to show off how rich he is by doing that because honestly nobody uses those stupid specialized bandaids because they are too hard to figure out. >:(

Elaine

Elaine has a mixture of large bandaids like Billie and cute ones like Aristotle. Large ones for herself, but most of her crew likes cute things so she lets them use those bandaids. From time to time, she may also indulge herself in a little butterfly sticker on her wrist! Bring it up and you’ll lose your own though.

Bonus: Scrimshaw

This guy raw dogs it, absolutely nothing. Not even disinfectant. If the world wants him to die of infection, then it can try!

[not-the-axolotl]

Arthur: "was anyone gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?"

Scrimshaw: "you were putting it in cold water?"

Arthur: "Yea i just thought hot water was used to speed up the tea-ffication process. Didn't know there was an actual reason."

Scrimshaw: "You dont have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?"

Aristotle: "Why are you putting in the microwave to boil it?"

Scrimshaw: "Do i look like i have the patience to boil water on the stove?!"

Aristotle: "It takes less than a minute!"

Scrimshaw: "Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun!?"

Aristotle: "How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?!"

Scrimshaw: "like seven minutes!"

Aristotle: "Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, it boils in like two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan."

Scrimshaw: "You're putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted."

Elaine: "These people are all lunatics..."

Basile: "Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?"

@bbu-fan-blog