#Schitt's Creek fanfiction

[dinnfameron]

When You Assume...

Pairing: David/Patrick

Rating: Teen

Word Count: 5,046

Summary:

It's the first big snowfall since David moved into his new place, and his neighbor, Marcy, offers to send her son over to shovel the walk. David is prepared for a school-aged kid. What he gets instead, is Patrick.

Read it on ao3.

[legalgal421]

Forever

for @schittscreekdrabbleblog word: Spin

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David’s head spun as he looked around the room. Was the slow song playing from his carefully curated playlist? He didn’t care. He glanced over at the man in a black suit and soft auburn curls, neatly styled. That man was all he needed. Forever. 

Husband. His husband. 

He crossed the room to where his husband of a few hours was talking to someone. David wasn’t even sure who. 

“Care to spin me around the dance floor?” He interrupted. 

Patrick took his hand and led him to the center of the room. “Alway, baby. Always.”

He’d always be his baby.

Now on AO3!

[scrarefest]

We did it, folks. It’s Friday, and we’re rounding out our week with our final selection of works. This year’s Rare Fest comes to a close with themes of friendship, family, and love — much like the show that we’re all here to celebrate. We hope you enjoy them!

Have fun following along this week? Don’t forget to leave a kudos or comment to show our writers your appreciation!

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Taking Care of David

[Alexis & David, Teen, 5,590]

With Patrick out of town, the last thing David needs is to be stuck in bed with the flu. They've been planning Patrick's attendance at the conference for months, there's no question of him returning to help out. But as chance would have it, Alexis is in town for a couple of weeks and reluctantly, David agrees to let Patrick ask for her help. It isn't like she's going to say 'yes' anyway...

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Marcy's Girls

[Alexis, Marcy, & Stevie, Teen, 4,464]

Marcy is left alone with Alexis and Stevie after David has to pick Patrick up from a vendor run. Alexis and Stevie both turn to Marcy for relationship advice, and Marcy finds herself to be a substitute mother to the girls.

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Want S’more

[Patrick/Jake/Mutt, Explicit, 3536]

Patrick goes camping and gets a crash course in survival woodworking.

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your secret's safe with me

[Ruth/Stevie, Mature, 3,125]

Stevie hates surprises. Truly, there’s nothing she hates more. They make her extremely uncomfortable, and always make her cry, whether or not they’re good surprises. She’s terrible at planning them, too. She’s never been particularly good at keeping secrets, which seems to shock most people.

But somehow, despite all of this, Stevie has ended up dating Ruth who not only likes surprises, but also just informed her that she booked a trip to visit Schitt's Creek for her birthday. So now Stevie has to plan a surprise party for her sophisticated, big city girlfriend in a town that only has one restaurant.

Stevie enlists David's help to plan a surprise party for Ruth. It goes about as well as one would expect.

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Best Budds

Stevie, G, 2,875]

A pre canon telling of Stevie’s relationship with the Motel over the passage of time and the lifelong effect it bestowed upon them.

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You Miss 100% of the Tapes You Don't Play

[Patrick & Stevie, Teen, 995]

Patrick and Stevie support one another’s endeavors on two separate occasions.

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a reason to stay

[Alexis/Twyla, G, 606]

 It isn't like she's never been used, like no one's ever looked at her and seen someone they could discard. It isn't like her family, their voices raised through the mansion as they all pack up their lives, cares about her.

 She shoves things in suitcases. Stavros will get her out of this; Stavros will bring her home.

 Still: when she finds David's stuffie in her closet, she packs it, too.

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Alexis has packed and unpacked her life countless times—but until Schitt's Creek, she never found a place that made her want to stay.

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Creators, don’t forget to update your posting dates if your work was revealed today!

[kiwiana-writes]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Schitt's Creek Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose Characters: Patrick Brewer, David Rose (Schitt's Creek) Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Episode: s05e12 The Roast, Cock Cages, Orgasm Control, Hand Feeding, Service Submission, a little whisper of a feeding kink, despite what the title may imply it's not the core of this fic lol, just a little crying during sex, but like... the good kind?, The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, POV Patrick Brewer Series: Part 26 of Kink!verse Summary:

He thinks about leaving it until he gets home. Really, he does. That would be the responsible thing to do, after all; maybe the anticipation of it would be a distraction, but not nearly as much of a distraction as opening it now. And even if David swings by the apartment before Patrick gets home and decides to rip open the plain packaging, that would be okay, because David already knows about this. David’s the one who made it all okay, when Patrick stuttered out the interest and the complicated emotions behind it all at once, looping his arms over Patrick’s shoulders and smiling that soft sideways smile that still makes Patrick a little weak in the knees.

[rosedavid]

catch you when you fall

Alexis makes a surprise visit to Schitt's Creek to spend some quality time with her girlfriend. But David is under the weather, and with Patrick out of town, Alexis tries her best to take care of him.

Written for @scrarefest​

| David & Alexis | Alexis/Twyla | T | 9,718 words |

[vanillahigh00]

WIP Wednesday

Thanks for the tag @hippolotamus!!

Just something I threw together... we'll see if it sticks...

Some days, Rachel appreciated Schitt’s Creek’s pint-size vicinity. She could walk anywhere in town in a matter of minutes like Twyla’s apartment, but just because her friend’s home was literally a hop, skip and a jump didn’t mean she wouldn’t show up with mascara streaking down her cheeks. The short distance between Patrick’s and Twyla’s apartment clocked enough time for another good cry.

It was just Twyla. She was all too familiar with Rachel and Patrick’s tales of woe except unlike Rachel’s friends back home, Twyla never judged Patrick. She never insinuated they weren’t written in the stars. Twyla just nodded, listened, and hugged. Boy, did Rachel need one of those right now. 

Twyla’s door swung open just as Rachel approached her driveway, as if she’d been waiting. Rachel looked up, the concern in Twyla’s eyes obvious. She didn’t ask questions. Twyla just opened her arms wide as Rachel crashed into them, letting the tears fall once again. Twyla rubbed her back as never ending droplets fell from Rachel’s eyes.

Rachel didn’t know how many minutes had passed by, but she finally broke their embrace. “I’m so sorry Twy.”

“Please don’t apologize. Why don’t you come in and I’ll make you some tea?” Twyla asked, gently rubbing the tears from Rachel’s eyes. “Come sit in the kitchen. I made some cookies, too.”

Rachel nodded, following Twyla into her small kitchen. The silence in the room was almost deafening as Rachel waited for Twyla to interrogate her about her fight with Patrick. She had to consider herself lucky it was Twyla. Almost anyone else in town would’ve jumped at the chance to find out why Patrick made her cry. But no one else would understand, except Twyla. 

I do not know who is writing right now so feel so I send this as a free tag for anyone who would like to play along!

[simplymarleycat]

The Christmas Cookie Compromise - T - 1320 words

David and Patrick have had to come up with a plan to equally share and savor the tin of cookies that they get from a favorite customer every Christmas holiday. (based on a true story!)

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My coworker and his husband are avid fans of anything I bake. I was informed of how they handle sharing the Christmas cookies I gift them every year and then this happened.

[legalgal421]

I need someone to make me do these!

Prompt List 2023 - alt text under the cut

January

first kiss | mission fic | fake dating | "whenever I look at you..." | snow | historical au

February

valentine's day | pollen/fear gas/truth serum | established relationship | "if i kiss you, will you shut up?" | different | mermaid au

March

fresh starts | road trup | getting back together/mutual pining | "make me" | acceptance | fairytale au

April

pranks | canon divergence | (seemingly) unrequited love | "no, i'm not dating your brother" | peace | university au

May

flower language | sick fic | pet/child acquisition | "who are you" | sunshine | fantasy/medieval/dark knights of steel au

June

wedding/proposal | saving the world | (accidental) love confession | "you aren't what i expected" | downpour | soulmate au

July

vacation together | power swap | enemies to lovers | "batman won't like this" | stars | coffee shop au

August

au of your choice | time travel | meet cute/blind date | "you're the only one i could turn to for help" | storm | vampire/werewolf/dc vs vampires au

September

high school/college sweethearts | hurt/comfort | meeting the family | "i wrote this for you" | flood | shifter au

October

couples costume | test messaging | identity shenanigans | "you can't bench me!" | lightning | sports team au

November

life changes | de-aging | secret relationship (reveal) | "be careful what you wish for" | growth | music/band au

December

holidays together | crack treated seriously | moving in together | "that's my favorite thing about you" | forgiveness | tattoo parlor/flower shop au

[missingthemantaray]

i love you, blurbs, i love you, one-shots, i love you, half-baked ideas, i love you, ramblings, i love you, headcanons, i love you, creations no matter how small, unfinished, unedited, unrefined, i love you, collaborative, brave, and beautiful writers, everything you offer is a gift no one should expect.

[sadiegirl2021]

Me heavily critiquing the fanfic ramblings in my notes app that I wrote at 2 AM

[legalgal421]

Patrick’s Plan

@schittscreekdrabbleblog word: Explain

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Patrick had his husband pressed against their closed bedroom door. They were finally alone.

“David,” he breathed into his mouth. “Let me explain tonight’s plan.”

David moaned as Patrick’s mouth ghosted over his lips.

“You’re gonna get on our bed, face down, naked. Spread those sexy legs and show me that beautiful ass.” He pressed his hips against David’s groin, letting him feel the eagerness in his pants. “I’m gonna take out that plug and fuck you until you scream. Understand?”

“Fuck,” David whispered against Patrick’s neck. He undressed and walked towards the bed, eager to start his husband’s plan.

On AO3

[legalgal421]

Thank you!!

I am desperately in need of some comfort. Any good recs for either of the boys, but especially Patrick, offering comfort?

Oh, friend.

We can certainly provide some recommendations and hope you'll be feeling better soon.

We have a variety of hurt/comfort lists:

hurt/comfort

fluffy comfort

hurt/comfort with injury

light angst with comfort

hurt/comfort, no physical illness

angst and comfort

and some additions:

Accidents Happen - indigoinnepal

a bit of a change-up - @stereopticons

Days Like This - @trueillusion82

Don't Touch - swift_wind

Here, Right Now - Bread_Salt_Wine

let our shadows fall away like dust - @stereopticons

more than a candle - seadeepy (@oceangenasi)

Raine Can't Hurt You Now - @legalgal421

strawberry peach - @rosedavid

us, together - @rosedavid you drew stars (around my scars) - @patrckbrewer

[goodiecornbread]

Over 18 months ago, I wrote a fic for the Schitt's Creek fandom called In a Moment of Weakness, In a Moment of Strength. It is a mainly a text fic, where David and Patrick get to know each other over an app and text messages.

This fic was full of photos of both Dan Levy and Noah Reid, as David and Patrick.

I put a lot of time and thought into finding the perfect pics for this story, all of which I found on the internet for public consumption. I never once claimed that these photos were mine. They are clearly photos of Dan, Noah, and other Schitt's Creek cast members.

For some reason, all this time later, this fic has been reported of AO3 for copyright infringement. I was forced, at the risk of this fic being deleted and my account being disabled, to remove any and all photos of Dan and Noah. I am very disappointed that someone was petty enough to scroll back through my posting history and report this kind of shit. If that was you, please do me a favor and stop reading my fics. If it wasn't you, feel free to reach out to me and I'll gladly send you the photos I have had to delete. They're delightful.

[rosedavid]

there for you

David is upset about not getting to do their big engagement announcement, but there are still two important people who don't know...

David x Patrick | Rated T | 2,238 words  

[im-televisions-moira-rose]

now taking suggestions on what fandom to write for

or I'll just continue writing D+P and screaming into the void

[mammameesh]

Snippet Sunday

Thank you @a-noble-dragon for the tag. Here is me testing the waters for a new fic. I'll try to post snippets on Sunday. If you like this post I will try to tag you. (that includes you dragon friend).

I'm only tagging @tyfinn because they inspired this so... here goes nothing

David hangs an angel ornament on the large Christmas tree. He really didn't have 'Decorate your first Christmas tree at Ray's Christmas tree lot' on his bingo card but here he is. "Ho! Ho! Ho! David, Santa's Village looks great!" Mr. Brewer (dressed as Santa) comes to clap David on the shoulder. David cannot help but roll his eyes. Mr. Brewer is like most of Schitt's Creek, he is well nice. He's also paying David to be the photographer at Santa's Village. "Mr. Brewer…is there anything specific that I should know about today?" David twists his rings nervously. "Just be patient, David, you'll be okay…"