#Say no to the golf course
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I rarely post here, but this is too important not to discuss. My home state is now on the verge of losing its state parks. Florida loses around 120 acres of natural land to development every day, 44,000 annually. Now they want to go after our state parks.
The Florida Department of Environmental Protection announced that it will allow construction and urbanization, an unfortunately hideous and common sight in Florida these days, within nine of our state parks. These nine state parks are:
- Hillsborough River State Park, Tampa
- Honeymoon Island State Park, Clearwater
- Oleta River State Park, Biscayne Bay
- Jonathan Dickinson State Park, Stuart
- Dr. Von D. Mizell-Eula Johnson State Park, Fort Lauderdale
- Anastasia State Park, St. Augustine
- Camp Helen State Park, Panama City Beach
- Topsail Hill Preserve State Park and Grayton Beach State Park, Santa Rosa Beach
The department wants to add golf courses, glamping areas, pickleball courts, etc. This proposed plan would destroy delicate ecosystems and strip plants and animals of their habitats, as if there isn't enough strain on our natural ecosystems already. It'll be disguised as "increasing accessibility," it's not.
Now is the time to stand up and say no. On August 27th from 3 to 4, there will be meetings taking place to discuss this proposition. If you live in those areas and want to go, the addresses are available on the Tampa Bay news article linked below. If you live outside of the area, call the Governor's office at (850) 717-9337 and let them know that Floridians are going to oppose the destruction of our state parks.
My family has been here for nine generations. I'm a descendant of the first settlers to Florida, and I'm tired of my home's natural wildlife being destroyed in the name of greed and corporate interests. Enough is enough. I will be attending the Hillsborough River State Park meeting if anyone wants to join me. On top of that, I will be calling the Governor's office. Every Floridian needs to oppose this and save the real Florida for future generations.
Tampa Bay Article:
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Fight for Those Without a Voice: https://www.instagram.com/v.steiner?igsh=Y3M3YWU1OHh4dzhy
Speak for the Parks: https://www.instagram.com/tannicroots?igsh=aWtkcmx2NzE4Mmly
Spinster Abbott: https://www.instagram.com/spinster_abbotts_st_aug?igsh=MXRxZGp0ZndmaDl2Mg==
Save Our Scrub: https://www.instagram.com/thickpaint?igsh=MTI0MHd2N3pkczBpYw==
F*ck Your Golf Course: https://www.instagram.com/oldfloridavibes?igsh=c3psN2h6dDhiNmk=
Keep Florida State Parks Wild: https://www.instagram.com/oona.seas?igsh=Z3B6ZnNvMmh4cTZt
Don't Tread on State Parks: https://www.instagram.com/offthegridjohn?igsh=N3ZwNXI5Y3JxMnF
#Save Florida's state parks#Keep Florida's state parks wild#Say no to the golf course#Florida#Florida's state parks
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Loving reminder from your land history auntie:
North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.
Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.
Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.
#i am over here worrying about all you kiddos#also please dont forage on railway corridors either#love yourselves protect yourselves#lmao at the replies saying 'but why not sex forest anyway'#you do you kids#im personally a no thank you on the lead arsenic mercury sex forest personally#if you havent seen it there's a popular book about making golf course a sex forest#that isn't a random pull
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Horror game where you play as a groundskeeper for a golf course and you have to make increasingly more gruesome blood sacrifices to the evil deity that keeps the grass green.
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big fan but not big enough to do another back nine any time soon. rip!
+ the sketch and a silly doodle
#this was painting practice and wowie also not a big fan of rendering boooo#my art#procreate#toontown#toonblr#toontown rewritten#club president#ttr#ttr club president#thought she needed a painting of her to go in her office tbh. which is to say they just hang it up on the brick wall#by the golf course cause she doesnt have an office bc she doesnt actually do any work LOL#im like lvl 23 or smth in ttr and back 9s are soooo mf boring#and long too#at least the music slaps#under new management
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Thanks to mirror in the bathroom at work for capturing all my selfies 🫡😅
#queenalicevera#work selfie#working hard or hardly working#love#selfie#golf course#say hello#stoner#peace#loveyourself#hippie#me#gwlg#lgbtq#work
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Just when I think the day's going well, I crash a golf cart
#summer camp tag#ace is a mess#i do not have a drivers license and i havent even been behind the wheel in like 4 years since i stopped lessons cus of the pandemic#the day was going fine i got loads done didnt feel like i was irritating my director too bad#doing some paperwork for her and she says when im done well take the golf cart out while its not currently raining#im like ooh fun never been in a golf cart before i see the higher up staff in them im not gonna say no to chilling in a golf cart#i did not realise that meant i would be driving esp when she asked if id been in one before and i said no#she then asked if i could drive and i said not really thought that would be it#cus i was supposed to be studying for my theory before working towards my practical#but no she insists im driving and first off i gotta reverse outta this bay now at least i didnt have to think about gears#but i hate tryna figure out how to turn whilst in reverse in mess with my brain im not great with shape visualisation#we do all our stops its fine for the most part a lil too fast going down some of the hills#and some tight turns but my turns were always like that cus im too busy focusing on the most immediate thing#we get back i park fine and then shes like oh actually there are some more stops we can make so i reverse and turn back out#do our two stops with only minimal confusion about direction then as i go to park into the bay we came from#shes like oh actually park in the bay closest to the health centre and what i should have done was reversed and adjusted my angle#instead i drove directly into the supporting beam separating the two bays 🙃😭#i immediately turn the cart off and expect her to switch with me instead shes like laughing it off oh it was just a little bump it was fine#im like it was not that was a loud ass bang i feel so bad and then she lifts up the light cover i broke off saying its just a scratch#and i feel worse so pf course thats when the camp director comes out to check on the noise and i dont think ive ever worn a guiltier look#but theyre both laughing it off oh just having a little driving lesson :) and i am mortified#she gets back in the cart and shes still insisting that its fine and i should still park after that which i do with great trepidation#but there are no more problems and the lights still work but the cover does need fixing and i just oh my god#ive never crashed before never clipped or scratched a car so of course id crash the golf cart trying to park of all things 😭
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your jack fics are insane and feeding the little freaks who love him thank you for your service
thank YOU for saying so omg 🥰🥰🥰 means the absolute world that I can feed silly goose nation even a little bit !!!!!
There’s much more to come I’ll tell you that 🫡🫡🫡
#SAY IT WITH MEEEE#rally pregaming on a pj#once again paddleboard shenanigans#PILATES ‼️‼️‼️#oh no you’re gonna be late#unless 👁️#filming his thirst traps#on! facetime!!!!!#some disgusting soup fuckery#he’s a freak who likes it marinated mhm#semiproper use of n95s#hate comments but make it hot#on! the! golf course!#buncha little blurbs that I can’t flesh out fully as well
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#in my core I am a hater#so I preface this by saying I am obvi happy 4 vbach bc clearly she is thrilled#but if someone proposed to me on a golf course I would walk into traffic
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#man ive never seen an eating disorder kill someone else besides a parent infecting a child but my nana is really trying#shes like 1000% orthotexic. will not eat anything not filled with vegetables or fat. and my grandpa is 87yo with a heart condition currentl#in the hospital for covid bc thry went to Christmas church and dont believe in being vaccinated and my dad is so frustrated#bc he knows his mom is not gonna give his dad hearty foods. he needs to eat like protein shakes and meat and ice cream. anything thats not#her cooking which sucks on top of being extremely healthy. except its not healthy bc they dont eat a balanced diet#so its my nanas eating disorder killing her husband and shes so fucking frustrating. im like 99% sure she has obsessive compulsive#personally disorder bc she fits to a T and has zero insight. she may have full on 0cd bc talking to my dad he has more obvious 0cd#compulsions than i do. he used to say phrases before going to bed and would take 2 steps across the floor to prevent bad things from#happening. so like im pretty sure my nana is where i get my perfectionism and 0cd. god. i wish i could express how fucked up she is#like my dad said at least he had a stable home to grow up in but like she has zero sympathy for other people. cannot look past herself. wil#not wear a mask bc she doesnt care enough abt other ppl. my dad was like: u would not have survived in that house. which is fair bc i am#barely keeping it together coming from a stable home with two sympathetic parents who i know love me#and like its sad that they're suffering the effects of buying into the fox news bullshit and its killing them#but also. genuinely. i think theyre not very good ppl. theyre the type of people who think they're better bc they're religious. white. and#thin. and theyre not better thsn anyone. their grandchildren cant stand them. well cant stand her at least. papa is just quite so its hard#to say what hes thinking. apparently he was confused last night and saying something about eating dinner on the golf course. which sounds#nicer thsn being in the hospital lol. ugh. he seems not long for this world tbh. may he pass peacefully to b with his 1st wife who died of#brain cancer at age like 20 or something. so it goes. bleh. how many funerals are intended for me in the next 5 years? hopefully none but#that seems improbable with the unspoken drain circling that seems to b going on in this family. old age and like almost 10 years of cancer#defying the stats but for how much longer?#i dunno. its just so weird to watch these things happen and not talk about it directly to the other ppl who see it#i worry that ill come off as too callose or inappropriate bc i have that tendency when something bad is happening but thats everyone else#excuse? idk i just feel like its better to talk abt things#unrelated#ed mention#i tell u this so i can say these things to someone and also bc if i were u. i would like to hear the drama#bc im nosey and i assume other r too ;-]
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What about Mini Golf?
Devoid of the environmental bullshit of golf, accessible to children and disabled folks, encourages whimsy. 10/10 I love mini golf. The mini golf place in my hometown also had outdoor skiball machines (they were in a shallow garage thing so they could close the door for weather protection) and it was SO FUN
#bitts answers#i will say I only fuck with outdoor mini golf. indoor is too plastic and liminal i need grass and water features#and leaves on the course that fuck up your shot but it doesnt matter because its mini golf#and its about having a good time not winning
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I need to go to bed but I'm thinking too hard about how Viva's behaviour as leader to the putt putt trolls contrasts w Poppy's as queen in trolls world tour
#can anyone seemy vision#im thinking really hard about Viva and her role as leader actually#like okay#neither of them attempted to deconstruct the fear their people felt [of bergens or of rock trolls]#instead Viva reaffirmed it while Poppy threw it away entirely#Viva's paranoia fed into theirs and in turn fed into hers which had them stuck in this loop#while the pop troll's paranoia fed into Poppy's stubborness#GOD im thinking about Viva and the putt putt trolls so hard rn#because like . they dont question her word#she walks in with a BUNCH of them and they close the door on CLAY . no questions asked#she says “we try not to use that word around here” in an attempt to make it about them and not herself#to make it about protecting them . about keeping them safe . not about keeping them here#idk like . poppy having pop village be burnt to cinders while viva has the golf course frozen in the past . are you guys seeing it#am i speaking nonsense . it is almost 5 in the morning . silver bonking me on the head rn#in the head#?#ok enough tags im gonnahit the tag limit again#starztalks
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"Kon, are you- oh. Hm."
The sixteen-year-old version of his boyfriend blinks at him with terrified doe eyes from the bed, and Tim purses his lips. "So that's today, huh? Alright. Kon, I'm making pancakes. This is a Tango-Foxtrot situation, and I'm sorry but we had to change your codes a few times since you were sixteen and I don't remember where you are on the personal timeline to get it right the first time."
"-why'd we have to change my codes?"
(You died, Tim thinks, you died and the next time I heard you say 'to die would be an awfully big adventure' I couldn't look at you for a month.)
"You never told me why," Tim says evenly, and it's not even a lie.
#unfinished fic snips#tango foxtrot situation stands for time fuckery#i like to think tim codes all of their Situations like that#with the phonetic alphabet#but it's the team's responsibility to say it Back#and they make them Weird so other people can't guess them easy#time loop = sierra golf delta aka stinking groundhog day#sometimes sierra golf delta bravo. stinking groundhog day bullshit#clones is November alpha#or: not again#timkon#nari is writing#ALSO i think the fun part of this is#kon: immediately suspicious because he KNOWS what tim does when he lies#kon: this is a november alpha situation. okay.#kon: :) wow of course Tim that's totally reasonable#tim: I'm so glad sixteen year old kon trusted me so much 😌#kon: planning how to escape#kon: also distracted bc they did a Really Good Job cloning tim and he's JUST figured out he wants to ask his normal tim on a date 😳#it's hard to be Kon rn#meanwhile adult!kon is hanging out in the tower with tim: haha this is great!! 🥰 hi!!! you're so litttleeee#kon: hi tim 🥰🥰🥰 <- hanging off him with no space#tim who knows he's been in love with kon for years <- is dying: hi kon#Kon is. a shit. he thinks it's SOOOO cute that the affection makes small!tim blush!!!#he can still make his tim blush but this is so easy!!!#cassie asks him how he got his costume to glitter and he's like oh bart invents it for us!!!#cassie: for us?? <- slightly afraid that he means it in a Romantic way bc she's just figured out she probably Only Likes Girls#and is she STILL unable to come up with the courage to break it off/come out/compulsory het stuff?#kon knowing exactly what she's thinking and trying not to interfere with the timeline but that's his BESTIE:#yeah!! im not telling you who it is but your *partner* thinks you look cute in glitter
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i think i was born bored… i think i was born blue… i think i was born wanting more… i think i was born already missing youuuu BUT MY HEART IS LIKE A CLAW MACHINE
#[shaking you by the shoulders pointing aggressively at the panel where light says she'd trade for the wings if she could] do you get it#caps#AND SOMEWHERE SOUTH OF TALLAHASSEE A TEENAGE BOY WITH A SUMMER JOB HES DRIVING GROWN MEN AROUND A GOLF COURSE#HES GOING HOME TO A MANICURED LAWN#AND DIGGING HOLES IN HIS MANICURED LAWN#I THINK I WAS BORN BORED I THINK I WAS BORN BLUE I THINK I WAS BORN WANTING MORE I THINK I WAS BORN ALREADY MISSING YOU#OOOOOOOOOOOOOH#BUT MY HEART IS LIKE A CLAW MACHINE#ITS ONLY FUNCTION IS TO REACH IT CANT HOLD ON TO ANYTHING#no i can't hold on to anything.
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Do you have any evidence of Roxy playing with the plushes in her room? Mostly because I would like to see it
Okay so I don't have like. The most concrete evidence in the world here, I'm mostly just looking at the environment and thinking about what it says about the characters and stuff. With that said, I'm also not the only one that noticed this (can't remember where I've seen people mention it before but I know I've seen this around a few times in fics and posts and stuff) so I dunno take this as you will
The idea Roxy plays with her plushies comes maingly from how the plushies in her room are arranged and a little from how her plushies are in the most random ass places sometimes. I don't know if there's more locations than the ones I'm about to show you because I don't have the game and can't just wander around looking for them, but here's what I know for sure!
First, Roxy's room!
Roxy's room is the only one of all four rooms on Rockstar Row to have the plushies arranged somewhat properly and not just left strewn about the place. Most importantly though, some of them are placed in ways that make it look like they're doing something. Here's the screenshots of all the ones in there:
So there's two sat nicely against the base of the kids motorbike ride, with one looking out the window and one looking towards the vanity table. Then there's one sat at a racing arcade cabinet as if it's playing it. There's two laid on the couch like they're taking a nap or just relaxing. There's one on the table either watching the one playing the game or maybe doing some imaginary other thing. There's another on the table, lying face up with a bunch of wrenches, a little shampoo bottle and a helmet so small it's the perfect size for the plushie next to it. Then you have one plushie driving the go-kart and running over another plushie from behind.
Yeah, the ones on the couch might be a little bit of a stretch, but some of these just kinda make it look like Roxy intentionally put them there to display them or to set a scene up. Like the table could be a pretend parts and services or something, hence why ones lying on its back with all the wrenches and stuff. They all just seem a lot less randomly placed, ya know? I think it's pretty cute ngl!
And then you have the Roxy plushies in weird places! Here are the ones I noticed (again, I don't have the game so these are screenshotted from videos I found):
Gonna quickly explain this one by saying I misremembered it a little bit, but it's still relevant. This random little room in the loading docks area, with nothing but a Sunnydrop poster, a staffbot staring at the door and two wet floor bots, has the Glam Roxy plush collectible in it. Bit of a weird placement given Roxy is literally never in this area to my knowledge and this is typically Chica's territory, so it makes me wonder what the hell it's doing in this werid ass room. An old idea was that Chica was playing with the plushies one day and stuck her in Gay Baby Jail or something.
Though, now I'm looking at it, if Roxy put it there, you could see it as leaving a plush down there to keep these guys company or for them to protect her or somethig? I dunno. A bit sad if she put herself in Gay Baby Jail though lmao but anyway...
This one is located in the Kid's Cove boat! I'm pretty sure that aside from the Golden Sunny plush and regular Moon plushie collectibles, this is the only plushie in Kid's Cove. Which is to say this is the only plushie I noticed that was actually visible. Given the light from the left is from a TV screen playing nothing but static (what's up with that??), this plushie was having a movie night or something. Or someone's living in the Cove. Or Roxy's made herself a secret hideout in the Cove. I dunno, but you see how the little drinks can is within the plushie's reach and all the... maybe sweets near its feet? I dunno whats going on with the shoes and the tiny Roxy mask, maybe there was a dress-up thing going on, who knows? I dunno if this is Cassie's secret hideout and she was playing with a Roxy plushie but regardless! This is a weird ass place for a Roxy plushie when everything else around there is Sunny and Moon themed!
Oh yeah and there's also another itty bitty helmet off screen to the right. Maybe the story is that this Roxy was driving the boat but it sunk or something? I dunno. I'm convinced those tiny helmets are for the plushies or some other toy cause there's a height limit on the go-karts they are not letting babies drive go-karts lmao
These two are in the dressing room style area thing of the Superstar Theatre. There's a good few plushies dotted around here but look! The one on the right is keeping the endo company! :)
Anyway, I don't know where the others are. I know there's a good few of her plushies just fucking everywhere in weird places and someone had to put them there, right? Her room having them all arranged like that is the only reason I would think Roxy's putting her own plushies everywhere though. I just think it's kinda cute that they usually seem very deliberately placed there by someone and given the whole murder scene going on in her room, Roxy seems the most likely culprit lmao
#fnaf security breach#roxanne wolf#pop rox answers#she loves her plushies I think#one of those people that anthropomorphises her plushies so hard but also likes putting them in Situations I guess lmao#its like she's blorbo'd all her mini plush selves or something#to be fair to her the animatronics probably don't get an awful lot of access to playthings#very little enrichment for them ya know? if all she's got in her room is plushies of herself then that's all she's got#with the exception of the funtime foxy plushie behind the tyres of course#anyway I've already established that roxy is probably the most Chronically Bored of all of them#so I think it's fair enough if she wants to play pretend with her plushies like the kids have shown her to do!#you can make it extra sweet if you say that Cassie is the one that really showed her the whole imaginary play thing!#like she'd never thought of it before but Cassie wanted to play pretend so now Roxy does it in her own time for funsies#maybe it helps her process some things she otherwise isn't able to as well#she deserves it!#I still want to know why there's a fucking go-kart in the caravan in Gator Golf though.#like whats up with that#long post
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waking up violently hungover but smiling serenly knowing i was drunk as shit, hot as fuck, and ridiculously terrible at golf all night baby
#working at a golf course rules bc u can just go to the window and say. can we get a cart and also clubs and golfballs and they say yea go#get ur next round of drinks ill have it ready for u when u come back down#shoutout dalton
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Apparently there was a second attempt on Trump's life and yet again its another former/current trump supporter. The theory about the first one being fake is getting a little stronger lol it barely got press coverage cause literally no one cared and now they are going for round 2 even though its doing less numbers than the first cause it wss on his fuckin golf course, he didn't even get hit and no one outside of his little fuckin cult gives a literal shit about him. He's not gonna win and if these are genuine, how did BOTH OF YOU MISS?!! THIRD TIMES A CHARM!!! Once more from the back! Line up your shot better this time please! Double check to make extra sure!
Sure it'll just be another head off the republican christiofachist nazi KKK Hydra, project 2025 dosent cease existing just cause Trump's not there to head it but it'll be the funniest shit if the head wanna be dictator gets fuckin offed by his own, not antifa, before he even has a chance to lose another election. Better yet, probable next shooter, please wait till just after he loses. Let him live just long enough to watch his ass lose again and then off him cause lets be real, this decrepit mother fucker is going to be in his fucking mid 80s by the time the next election rolls around and he will kesp trying until he fuckin dies.
Idk who it will be and I really don't care but this wanna be Hitler deserves every threat he receives.
#levi speaks#thank god ove cursted my experiences well enough to know none of my own will whine about decorum and condemning the violence#god it would been so poetic#him being offed by the titular american child killer ak-47 on his own fuckin golf course. god the fuckin irony#of course news sources are only focusing on the potential shooter's support of ukraine not the fact he is a trump supporter#this happening so soon after all those alt right influencers got outed for taking russian cash?#we probably got another russian operative folks 🙄 not that the us will say it out loud if they find him#probably placed to make pro Ukrainian activists look bad and the fact he didnt even shoot a single shot at Putin's best friend trumpie?#oh yeah this was fuckin orchestrated
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