#rally pregaming on a pj

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[moonriseonsunsetboulevard]

Okay, and now for the story of my most embarrassing night out.

I go to a local venue with my friends, and we pregamed pretty shard so I am pretty wasted by the time I get there. The doorman let's me in, but I guess they do not let in my friends, it's all kind of blurry.

I get into the venue looking real hot and meet the HOTTEST girl. I am very blurry on details but I know her name is S******, she's blonde, and 24. I only mention it because apparently I could not stop saying it the rest of the night. She buys me a drink and we have a great time at the concert.

At this point I am pretty blacked out I would say because I personally cannot remember any of what happens here. I was apparently spotted by some friends getting out of a car with S******. In this time I tease them can call them loser freshman (I guess??? What am I, in hs??) And then I run off in a separate direction with a random group of acquaintances of mine. I leave S****** alone one the corner (and I will forever beat myself up about it).

I go to the house of my aquaintences... I don't really know how I get there, not sure what really goes down there either. I then remember ending up with my original friends at the house I pregamed at. All good. Cool.

I am coming to at this point, I do remember this. I try to do a headstand for some reason (??) and I bust my shit. My knee still hurts and is gonna have a narly bruise for weeks. I also try to convince my friends I am sober enough to drive. I am not. This might be related to the headstand incident.

I get driven home and throw up, feeling better and at least sober enough to read and make semi-rational decisions. I say semi because the night is NOT OVER.

I get a text from a friend-with-benefits situation saying he wants to see me tonight and cuddle and whatnot. He also says that he's also pretty drunk. I haven't seen him in a second because Hurricane Ida (we originally hooked up over the hurricane) and had caught some feelings for him.

I will say I doubt he likes me and idk if I even want a relationship right now so the feelings are kind of moot. But drunk me does not think about any of this.

At this point I'm sober enough to function but drunk enough to do anything necessary to see this man. I pull myself out of bed and get myself together at like 3 am. He asks the means by which we'll see each other. I live kinda far from him and my place is a mess, so I really don't want him at my house because it's be a long walk for him and I'm embarrassed about my messiness.

So I decide to meet him outside at a place that's close to his place and go back to his place. I run through the streets of New Orleans at 3 am alone to get to this mans. I am stupid I am aware. I look kind of like a mess given my makeup from the night is all smeared and I'm wearing dumbass pj's with no underwear on (choices on my part).

We meet up, I sleep at his place, and I say very embarrassing mushy stuff about missing him and kind of let on that "I really like him." Very stupid things to say.

I wake up and I am very sore, I have my knee all bruised and I stubbed my toe as I was running through the streets and so my toe is also all fucked up. An unrelated injury that I have no idea how it happened is that I busted my lower lip somewhere and it's swollen and slightly bleeding.

So I wake up in his place, one of his housemates is a close friend of mine so she teases me and we catch up. A extra layer of this is that this guy does not want people to know that we hooked up. Even his other housemates. The problem here arises that one of his housemates (that I just met a few weeks ago) is attracted to me (in an open relationship) and even in the morning when I see him is still very oblivious to the whole hooking up situation going on. Later that day after talking in the morning with the whole house and stuff this housemate Snapped me and was like "hey, I'll just come out and say it, do you wanna hook up sometime?" AHHH!

What makes it harder is that this guy is... very attractive. But like, I'm not just gonna sleep with this entire household right now. That'd be a little too chaotic. So I turn him down, but I still am not supposed to tell him about the hookup situation I got going on. I guess he'll find out in due time and be shocked as shit.

So depending on how shit goes down I... rally don't know how this situation is gonna go down. All this while my close friend who also lives there and is just cracking up with me over how crazy this all is!

Fuck.

[itssofiebitch-blog1]

Sylly WEEkkk!!!! YAAA BITCHEZZZ monday: sofie (after much drinking) pukes n rallies outside of Kam’s and begs natalie and katie to take her to joes to see her guy friends from high school. When they get there, katie dances with phi psi boy and kissed him just a lil bit n when she won't go home with him, he goes to sammi and her whore-y ass sleeps with him in 2 seconds flat. This is Nat’s first Joe’s experience going in with no cover!!!!! THX TO EDDY bc we were making a scene. sofie said she'd only be ten minutes to talk to some randos. when natalie and katie finally get in Eddy is no where to be found and sofie’s downing drinks. nat discovers the back room in Joe’s ( the dance floor) natalie meets eric from phi psi. Around 2am after everyone is done getting dick, we are suddenly all dancing out the door of Joe’s, meanwhile nat thinks we're getting kicked out when it was just closing time. tuesday: sig ep- puppy dog will follows natalie katie's cries bc she wants a country boy like will. *insert photo of will and us. sat on wet quad at 3 am to talk about our feelings. connor and tucker bought us too many drinks all night. "what can i get with two dollars?!" (finds $2 under some kid's shoe katie bends down taps legs tells him to move) bought tequila shots (why?) and nat spills it all over her face. claimed first barstool dalila yells at nat for calling her pledge dad "daddy". natalie storms around kams for an hour pissed af. nat sends d a snap saying "ima b me" sofie pukes again in ISR bathroom at 3:30am and lay on floor for a half hour wednesday: alpha sigs- katie finds jake from rhetoric class. natalie tells jake that this was her first college party trying to say that the party she went to was alpha sigs he thought this was her first time out. natalie proceeded to tell him she doesn't drink with beer in hand and he buys it. katie crushes on him all night and won't let us leave her alone to talk to him. sofie tells jake she has same bday as jake, katie feels inferior and tells everyone sofie loves tucker. sofie runs away bc she thinks natalie's mad at her when really natalie's just sober. we find her slumped over in front of acacia. stop at wingin out and sofie applies for a job at 1 am and gets an interview same day (she puts natalie and i as references) nat calls cashier out as manager (turns out he was lol) thursday: aggers- katie and nat beat sod and TUCKER at beer pong, sofie cries. supposed to go to cly's did cries bc she wants to see tucker. goes all the way to pikapps to find party is at senior house. katie and sof go to lion it was boring (can't get a drink a fucking a bar tender during syllabus week) friday: goes to happy hour basically friday sucked. sammi calls sod with a "mouse" complaint. sofie sleeps at agd we have good talks with elisa and emily. nat was at home and we were sad she left. saturday: block in the morning. couldn't get a drink for like HOURS because of stupid aggers bartender. pregamed at natalie's and started bed pong again with weak mikes hard lemonade and hella deep dish pizza. goes to phi delt first gets WAY to drunk then fiji looks for jay forever nat steals pretzels and beer bong from fiji. runs back to phi delt nat tries to feed guys pretzels through beer bong phi delt man yells at nat to give back beer bong when it's fijis meanwhile sofie is hoooking up with a taken man. katie dances with dean from phi delt and asks "have u seen bromely?" "no" "have u seen the chapter house?" "no" "then which one do u want to see tonight" "neither" hahha then she lies and says she has a meeting in the morning and he goes "how am i gunna contact u?" so she gives him her number and he snapchat s her next day and katie is insecure because she looks ugly so he gives up snapchattig her and that's the end of that. then she cries after we run back to fiji in bathroom while calling her mom emily. then she's cries and rally we stay at fiji find jay covered in champaign. dance with jay. by this time natalie doesn't even know her first name(fuck beer bongs). we run into a shit ton of girls we knew and sofie finds paige bc evil sammi ditched and is moving in with her and sofie and katie take nat home and forcibly pull off her pants and put on pjs and carry her into bed (katie takes legs, sofie takes body) then sofie take paige back and tells her she is informal rushing our house when we can't and we eat drunk burritos with emily. dalila tells us about sue ellen. successful syllabus week