#Sassy Stanley
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love that william is giving us all this unreleased tspud content thank you william. btw where are the narrator swear cuts
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i got reminded of tsp
#the stanley parable#the narrator#tsp#tsp narrator#he is fat and mascot-y and very sassy in my brain#old ass man.#also adventure line tie#its sentient#woo!
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Gravity Falls as an Amalgamation of "Class of 09" Quotes because...I don't know, I'm bored?
[Warning: Severe Cussing]
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Pacifica @ Dipper: Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me in skechers?!
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Mabel: He has Greasy's! Where did you get Greasy's?
Dipper: ....Greasy's Diner.
Mabel: B*tch give me a fry!
Dipper: Is that how you ask?
Mabel: Bitch please give me a fry.
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Ford: What's gayer; dating a guy or letting an isosceles demon possess your body to do who knows what with it?
Stan:...dating a guy?
Ford, sighing: Still straight.
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Mabel: Is it your whole emo look they're into or what?
Ford: Oh yeah, six fingers and glasses, very emo.
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Dipper: What? Are you gay?
Pacifica: Wha-How did you know that?! I've never told anyone that!
Dipper: Dude look at your hair dye, you're either gay or colorblind.
Pacifica: Are you...okay with that?
Dipper: I mean, I wouldn't choose that color but do what you want.
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Mabel: Do you guys have feelings for eachother?
Dipper: I mean, I feel like Pacifica's kinda spoiled.
Pacifica: And I think Dipper's kind of a bitch.
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Robbie: I hate talking, talkings for gay people.
Dipper: What a theory.
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Mabel: Hey can I sit here with you? Those other kids are throwing ketchup packets at me.
Pacifica: You're not covered in ketchup though.
Mabel: They don't know you have to open them first.
Pacifica: Damn, we need a remedial bullying class too.
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Ford: I feel like I get called into your school every week now!
Mabel: Swear to Time Baby, it wasn't even our fault!
Dipper: What she said, except for the "Swear to Time Baby" part. I'd like to think Time Baby isn't keeping tabs on two teenagers.
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Mabel: Is that why you work here? To convince art students to join the Society of the Blind Eye.
Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle: Well when you put it like that...
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*in detention*
Gideon: Oh hey! I didn't know you guys had to go here too!
Mabel: ...is this surprising?
Dipper: No. No it's not.
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Ford @ Dipper and Mabel: So, if Stan's in jail do you want to eat this pizza with me?
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Stan: Right...yeah.
Ford: Am I boring you?
Stan: What? No. Its just like, I'm exhausted from yesterday.
Ford: Yeah that was like an anomaly! Holy shit.
Stan: Was it? Or the week before that? Or the week before that?! Why do our lives have to be so fucking eventful?!
Ford: That's a legit question. Shit.
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Stan: Do you still have that pizza?
Ford: Maybe? Why?
Stan: Okay so I need you to take the pizza and bake it inside of a cake and then have it sent to me.
Ford: You want me to smuggle you a pizza through a cake?
Stan: Uh..yeah.
Ford: I'm pretty sure they'll just let you have a pizza.
Stan: Well no. There's an outside gifts limit and if you bake it inside I can have cake and pizza. It's genius right?
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Dipper: Are you stalking her?
Gideon: What? No! I just saw her running around with a bunch of application papers on my way to work is all.
Mabel, mockingly: "Work is all".
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Mabel: You were pulling government guys out of cars and beating the shit of them. How is that getting along?
Stan: We were having fun.
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Robbie @ Dipper and Mabel: What are you guys doing here?!
Mabel: Nothing technically illegal.
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Dipper: You brought us here to counterfeit money?!
Stan: Yeah. What else is paint for?
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Gideon: Hello? Earth to Mabel!
Mabel @ Dipper: Oh my Time Baby, make him go away.
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#source: class of '09#incorrect gravity falls quotes#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#ford pines#pacific northwest#never really been into Pacifica x dipper ignoring that theyre 12 i like the idea of them being sassy best friends opposed to lovers#gideon gleeful#robbie valentino#some of the quotes are edited to be less fucked up or to fit the world better
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These four together would be wild
#double date#mute protagonists#sassy antagonists#portal#stanley parable#chell portal#tsp stanley#tsp narrator#the narrator#glados#glados portal#crossover
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I imagine Kris Dreemurr and Stanley (Tsp) with the same internal dialogue as Saiki K, is that just me????
#THEY'RE SO SIMILAR ITS CRAZY#saiki k#kris dreemurr#PRETTY MUCH SILENT PROTAGANISTS SASSY STYLE#That are surrounded by freaks#saiki kusuo#deltarune#yippee#silly#the stanley parable#tsp#Oh wait it's cause they all have autism#BAHABA
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me and my friend's versions of Stanley.
you can see the difference, huh? @leedoodlesstuff 's Stanley ^^
#i really like shaping stanley sorry#hes so oval and rectangle#hes so long (tall)#anyways lee's stanley is a bitch#hes so sassy like damn fix yo attitude honestly 🙄 /j#go check lee out tho! shes super cool and her art is pretty#fanart#the stanley parable#tspud#tspud fanart#tspud stanley#tsp fanart#tsp stanley#the stanley parable fanart#stanley parable#stanley#gay homosexual gay
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my girlfriend got a cat, and named him stanley. we win again folks, making sure the stanley name is not forgotten
#paul stanley#he will be educated in the ways of mr paul stanley#he will be as sassy#it is an orange cat so it’s promising#constant kiss buffoonery
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Huh, people seemed a lot... shorter than he remembered?
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If Mari and Otis got to hang out how do you think that would go 👀
I think it's a 50/50 between either they get along great or just Otis wants to leave immediately.
50/50 might be too even actually, they'd probably get along well. Otis is intrigued by science and experiments and would most likely offer himself as it could be interesting for Mari since he doesn't exactly regenerate immediately like most others in the parable. They'd probably bond over shit talking people tbh, like two sassy wine aunts just insulting everyone that happens to walk past them. Also funny little thought of Mari wanting to see him so she just kills Stanley so Otis has to appear and is just like sat there waiting trying to look all sweet.
#grayves brainbugs#need name for these two now#sassy bitches#the stanley parable#tsp#tspud#tsp oc#mari tsp#otis tsp#i love mari so much#otis grayve
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"'mariella is the curator's stanley" 432 is the curators stanley. Keep The Wheel Turning vs Hit Escape And Press Quit
#sassy speaks#tsp#tspud#the stanley parable#i know i've made this post before but i know damn well it wasn't this to the point
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I'm watching Citadel (the American version, the first show) and yeah it's fine but why does it read so much as a fanfic????? It's actually insane I haven't heard dialogue like that since 2012????? Help, is Citadel a fanfic adaptation??????
#only watched the first two eps and a bit of the third#ex-lovers turned sour with memory loss????#the sarcasm pulled out of the ass of at least 50 enemies to lovers I have read when I was 14????#No no you don't understand it's a SPECIFIC brand of writing#you know how they made those movies/shows that were like all the rage amongst teenagers#with that brand of dialogue that wasn't natural at all it was all sassy one liners#BUT SPECIFICALLY ONE LINERS FROM THE FIRST HALF OF THE 2010#And Stanley Tucci playing the even sassier self assured hacker#I am goinv crazy who wrote this show and what's their ao3 history like#citadel#richard madden#priyanka chopra
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i just need everyone to know that if ur muses have father issues (don't they all?) then stanley and richard are their dads now. ur invited to the barbecue this saturday. they want to know if ur bringing a date bc "we want you to be happy". richard saved u a copy of the crossword puzzle and wants to know if you got today's word.le. stanley wants to show you a new pasta trick he learned in sicily over the summer.
#( OUT OF SOULS. )#( they will love u kindly and provide u with good food )#( richard is a dry sassy bitch whom we love )#( stanley just wants to make u a grilled cheese and ask abt ur day )#( both of them will lie to the cops for u and not just bc they have a profound distrust of the cops )#( they will also help u hide a body and will go pick u up at 2AM )
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Nonbinary Stanley
So I recently got back into The Stanley Parable and I really like the idea of nonbinary Stanley which I picked up from some posts. And since in the game, the Narrator uses male pronouns for Stanley, I can't help but imagine something like
Narrator: When Stanley came to a set of doors, he entered the door on his left.
Stanley: I... I actually prefer they/them pronouns👉👈
Narrator: Oh dear, why didn't you say so earlier? Isn't this like the fifth reset already... Hold on a minute... *flips through his big ass script to change Stanley's pronouns* There we go! When Stanley got to a set of doors, they entered the door on their left! Isn't that way better?
#The Stanley parable#Tsp#Tsp Stanley#Tsp narrator#They are married you honor#No matter how sassy the Narrator is he'd furiously scribble in his script and change Stanley's pronouns once he notices his mistake#Even if it'd take the whole night
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STENBROUGH = DRARRY
#i’m sorry please don’t hurt me#but like#the brave idiot#and the sassy mentally ill guy#drarry#stenbrough#harry potter#IT#it stephen king#stanley uris#draco malfoy#bill denbrough#bill x stan#harry x draco
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some of the artists majority of the fandom has been hyping up are. not that good. i seen a post that was not recognizable as stanley in any sense and many artists are starting to mischaracterize the narrator more and more. return to your origins. revisit the source material. take a step back and realize how annoying and copy and paste popular tsp artists are becoming
#there are literally two artists with artstyles so similar it is impossible to tell them apart. not to mention like. how insanely annoying#the popular 'sassy' (?) narrator is. like be so forreal#the narrator has so much character to him and so many insecurities and anxieties and people are absolutely throwing it all away!#the whole purpose of the stanley parable is to tell a story and then. no one actually cares about the story#like are you Shitting me.#all in all mischaracterization is running rampant and it's insanely annoying and insanely bothersome#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#the stanley parable#the stanley parable narrator#brutus hater rants#brutus.txt
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