#Sasori: I wanna kill but a sweet being is here...
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@shinobistories - One resting on the other starter
It had been another day of aiding in the other’s anxiety. It was now ending with another therapy session with the incense. The whole day had been filled with moving and aiding the village that was still being fixed up after Orochimaru’s schemes. It wasn’t until recently he had received word that they had found the body of the Kazekage, finally, so this would mean Orochimaru had clained two kages during this mission of his. It was infuriating to think that one whole village had been played a fool along with the remaining Sound nin. Was there anyone even left? or was that village left for dead?
Feeling a weight hit his shoulder, he glanced over to Hinata that seemed to be dozing off. It had been a long day, and he figured her heart had worked a little too hard despite not showing signs of too much stress. He had done his best to monitor her health through body language alone. It wasn’t much compared to the machines that would fair a better job, but he had to do what he had to do. At least she was relaxing.
“Another successful treatment, huh...?” At least one of them could relax. He may be trying to learn, still, but recent news had him on edge. He made a vow to seek out that snake and not only put an end to him but to add the fool to an exclusive collection. Just as the Third kazekage fell ill and now the Fourth, he’d use them to end that snake.. but he shouldn’t worry too much about it. Hinata was his prime focus. He was a doctor right now... Sort of.
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@ghost-flakes replied to your post “WIP Folder Tag”@tcheschirewrites omg I'm eyeballing so many things on your list, hahah. Sequel to Culture Shock, the Obito/Reader fic, the Fugaku!Tobi one, the KakaReader pining (oh lawd, the pining, i am HERE for it), tarot??, Sasori quarantine?? - mind sharing more for any of these, please?
Totally!
So I’m gonna be a smidge tight-lipped about the Culture Shock sequel, because there are at least three major events that occur between where we’re at now and when the sequel is set that I don’t wanna spoil. BUT I will let you know that it’s set approximately two months after the events of the Culture Shock epilogue, which is set about two years after the events of Culture Shock itself. We worked hard for a happy ending, and I intend to be thorough. A detail that I am willing to share is that Mokuba tries to get Despacito played during a wedding, and no one knows how to tell him no.
The Obito/Reader fic! I don’t remember what started that one, but it’s a post-canon fix-it fic where No One Died Okay. The reader is a pioneering graduate student in psychology, trying to get therapy and counseling in general to take off (her scholarship depends on it). So she travels to Konoha bc it’s the largest shinobi nation and makes her way through the high-ranking shinobi there. All of the Uchihas are prisoners of the state, and she tries to negotiate with Rokudaime Kakashi for some facetime with them, and eventually he agrees. BUT! There is a secret in reader’s past that puts her under suspicion, and it is up to Obito to help her out of her pickle while still being locked away. I actually got this one decently planned out, and the first couple of pages written.
The Fugaku is Tobi WIP is. Exactly what it says on the tin. lmao I was inspired when someone made a post about that panel where Tobi says “That’s my boy” when Sasuke kills Danzo, and the caption on the post was something like “man how fucked up would it be if Fugaku was Tobi lol” and a commenter was like “someone please write this”. So I started to. I have some plot holes to work out, but I’ve got about a page into it. I really like this idea, and I actually poke at it in between other projects pretty often.
The KakaReader Pining, I’ve posted some snippets here before when I was writing it. I’m about...4k or so into it? Basic premise is that reader goes on an undercover mission and accidentally gets knocked up by the mark, and bc of Kakashi’s nose he’s the first one to notice when they go on a mission together. It is then, of course, that he realizes that he has feelings for her. There is fake dating, and at one point there is only one bed. He gets her takeout. It’s very sweet.
The two tarot ones - for the Bakura one, he goes down to New Orleans and the reader runs a voodoo shop and does a reading for him, but the reading accidentally ends up being for the Spirit of the Ring, who Does Not Like being called out. The Ready or Not one, is a pre-movie Daniel/Grace where they go on a double-date with Alex and Charity to a carnival and get a three-card-spread.
The Sasori quarantine lmao Okay that one I got the idea for when quarantine started, and the basic premise is that Sasori gets wind of where Orochimaru is hiding after Konoha Crush but before Sasuke Retrieval Arc (when he’s in that body with the short blond hair and he’s pulling his best Shishio impression), and he just. Fucking murders him, because he’s tired of what a nasty bitch he is. They bitch at each other while Kabuto is burying a body in the background. I should really finish this one, it’s just a silly Sasori piece bc I love this grouchy boy a lot.
#ghost-flakes#wip name tag game#i'd be happy to post snippets i just didn't want this post to get too long lol
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Ayesha Liveblogs Naruto Shippuden S20 (Pt. 3)
I wonder if going after Karin’s Tsukuyomi bulb was happenstance or whether Tobirama went “I smell an Uzumaki” and had at it
“Just be quiet for a bit” How dare you speak to your father this way Sasuke, Kakashi does nothing but love you
“EVERYONE WILL OWN A DOG. GO GET A DOG, HOKAGE’S DECREE!“ you’ve got my vote, Kiba
Mirai as a baby is an absolute unit and I love it
Shikamaru, getting down on one knee in front of Temari: Will you not marry me?
You know what. All these dreams are extremely realistic. I buy it. A teenage boy would totally dream about kicking his friends’ asses for fun even if he had the opportunity to do anything in the world. 10/10 believability
Sai dreams about being told he has a nice smile and being twirled around by Naruto my boooooy 😭😭😭😭😭😭
“[My Sasori transformer] will be the guardian deity of the Sand” Kankuro pls
Omg Temari’s dream is so cute she wants her little brothers to need her
God the fact Gaara’s dream is about having a happy childhood PICK UP THE PHONE RASA I JUST NEED TO TALK
“Madara, don’t you dare talk about the Uchiha. The only one who has that right, is my big brother.” But he did... murder them, Sasuke. That is a thing that happened. My dear. My dude. He done did it.
Having read Itachi Shinden none of this should be shocking but FUGAKU REALLY YOUR SON IS FOUR WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
“Listen Itachi, never forget this sight” well he sure won’t now that you’ve given him CHILD PTSD FUGAKU
“We finally have peace, and we must do our best to maintain it” Hmmm.... must you, Fugaku? Is that a thing you must do?
“What is life, anyway?” Damn my existential dread didn’t kick in at least until I was in school, Itachi
Sasuke was such a weird-looking newborn I love him
I wonder how the English dub will deal with the mild implications of inc/est between Itachi and Izumi
Please Mikoto your son is like 6 why are you having him babysit
God I am so used to every version of Itachi having the voice of a grownass man that hearing a child-like voice even when he is 6 is almost off-putting lmao
Full offence Obito but why do you have to be such a little bitch
“Oh good, I knew that you’d be alright” HE’S 6 FUGAKU
Why is Naruto just sitting in a basket on top of his father’s grave??? Who let you do this? Hiruzen what is wrong with you??
“I’m glad that you didn’t die” an accurate representation of Itachi’s social skills at all ages
DFhsdjfhkdsjhfk I love that Itachi has accidentally become these kids’ leader
AHHHHH I guess that’s Hana next to Itachi I wanna see the cat ninja and dog ninja fight
“If the fighting can be stopped, I’d like to stop it” Shisui <3
Itachi’s sweet tooth is so goddamn cute ahhhh what a little nerd
Hhgfkhjfhl SASUKE’S PAW ENCYCLOPEDIA THE PREQUEL THIS IS WHAT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED
“I mean, [ladies] are clueless” “How dare you insult my woman” Turns out the alcohol this cat was drinking was Respect Women Juice
God I love Minazuki-sensei he’s such a mess
“No they blew away in the wind” guess Itachi hasn’t picked up his snitching tendencies yet lmao
Baby Sasuke has acquired a younger voice too I guess. It is real late in the game to be establishing these lmao
Obito. I’m. Stop???? Please. Is this how Kakashi felt during the war
God I love Shisui the tiny ninja detective they really have left off some of the cooler aspects of being a shinobi in all the wild and flashy jutsu like during the Land of Waves arc when Kakashi kept noticing relatively mundane clues
“Shisui picked up on how I felt right from the beginning” welcome to empathy Itachi
“I’ll hand this intel over to Lord Hokage, and he will deliver a just and fair judgment” I like this ANBU vs. ROOT dichotomy but bold of you to assume Hiruzen won’t ultimately let Danzo do whatever he wants lol
Damn what the shit how does Shisui know who the foundation already isn’t he like 12
The animation of this arc is nice but also so weird they really did make Itachi and Shisui’s eyes like half of their face
These wholeass adults getting between by two prepubescents lmao
“A teleportation jutsu has no mass” wait WHAT I have so many questions Shisui what does that MEAN
“I want to you to think of me as your older brother” HELL YEAH HE DOES
Ffgdfkghkjh what an abrupt voice change between age 8 and 11 Itachi
How many times have they animated these same goddamn Itachi scenes
Holy shit it’s like they tried to tell the story of the Itachi Shinden novels and then got bored halfway through gfkhgfkhgkjh
“I’m exhaAAAUsted from my mission” Itachi pls why say it like that
“You have the Mangekyo as well?” Fugaku had a friend???? Unrealistic. Blocked
THEY KIDNAPPED NARUTO??? I DON’T REMEMBER THIS IN ITACHI SHINDEN
Genjutsu but I don’t remember that either ?!?!?! Doesn’t Fugaku spend all of Itachi Shinden being emotionally distant and sending Itachi mixed moral messages
Who is the Fugaku hater on this storyboard staff lmao I’m crying
I have a lot of thoughts about this art direction honestly why is everything in the shadows why are the character models so weird why is Itachi suddenly outside in the lightning for his murder discussion meeting instead of inside the council room if you had to shout over lightning people could hear you
“I challenge you to the high jump” “You’re no match for me” Sasuke you’re the most obnoxious seven-year-old in the world I love it
“There’s something that I’d like you to help me with” a very casual opener when you’re proposing the murder of your entire clan but okay
They really leaned into the horror movie aesthetic huh fair enough
I have some objections to register about Izumi’s death like both options are weird but at least in Itachi Shinden she wasn’t humiliated by Obito begging for Itachi to save her she had a degree of awareness and it was an impactful if strange scene
FUCK THE TOBI VOICE I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT I’M WHEEZING
Cute new ED but also the idea of Tobirama giving anyone a fistbump amuses me immensely
“Who would’ve thought that that scuzzy bearded jerk would’ve been able to use a taijutsu like that” RUDE but also ‘scuzzy’ jhfjghkjhfgj
Omg that’s so funny they literally gave the former owner of Zabuza’s blade the same voice
This doesn’t make any fucking sense how could Juzo have the executioner’s blade when Zabuza would be like 21 when Itachi was 13 oh my god
“The Hidden Mist doesn’t keep any prisoners” unsurprising but interesting
Is this meant to imply that Juzo is killed and then Zabuza immediately finds the sword and starts a coup because that’s hilarious
Wait how does them fighting the Mizukage make any sense isn’t Yagura under Obito’s control lmao who wrote this
Did Itachi just.... accidentally cripple the Mizukage omg [Zabuza screams in the distance]
Hahahaha I know it’s supposed to be evil but it’s really funny that Kakuzu killed his partner for being too slow
“I wouldn’t know how to cater to your moods” kjfhgkdhfgjh Kakuzu just got wrecked by a thirteen-year-old LMAO
“I’m not sure what to do with you... whether to kill you right now or find a way to use you” KILL OROCHIMARU, ITACHI, IT’S GONNA SAVE YOU A LOT OF TROUBLE
Why the hell would Kabuto be hanging out near the Akatsuki anyway isn’t he in a long term infiltration of the Leaf Village lmao or can Orochimaru summon him like a snake
On what basis does Pain decide these partnerships did Kisame and Sasori take a babysitting course or smth
The cutaway without the “This... is art” scene is almost funnier because it implies Itachi just had to flash his eyes at Deidara and Deidara was like, “HELLO AKATSUKI I AM HERE”
“I wouldn’t mind giving you a taste of my art” [insert ninja sex joke about Deidara’s mouth hands here]
Deidara really should not be old enough to be here by this point in the narrative but this entire arc has been wacky timeline wise
Man it must be fucked up to fight a puppet version of your own corpse
“What I really wanted... was to get a hold of Itachi’s body” you are the definition of stranger danger Orochimaru
From what I remember the video games had Kakuzu and Orochimaru approaching Hidan and not Konan and Itachi but I’m game for any Orochimaru erasure lmao
I’m pretty sure all of that blood was Hidan’s?? World-building whomst
“He licked Kakuzu’s blood” did he though?? Show me his wound Itachi
OMG they’re really heavy-handed with Leaf!Itachi as if we did not just watch a bunch of episodes of Itachi caring about his village like honestly look at this:
Kisame: So even you have feelings for your birthplace, is that it?
Itachi: No. Not at all. [Sasuke, I hope that you’re safe.]
(Me too Itachi 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)
“It’s been a long time... Saaasuke” could you say his name a little less weirdly please Itachi
You really can’t get mad at Kakashi for teaching Sasuke chidori Itachi like maybe if you would murder less people Kakashi would feel a little less overprotective
God was the only point of animating and voicing these scenes again so that Itachi could mentally apologize every twelve seconds? You know what fair enough, anxiety and depression be like that sometimes
“You still have people who’ll protect you” Oh plot twist Itachi was actually writing a “Nice” list instead of a “Naughty” list and Kakashi, Jiraiya and Naruto are all on it
Oh yeah I kind of forgot that this was all supposed to be like a 5 minute span for Sasuke’s flashback of Itachi’s entire life lmao
You know.... it’s real unclear to me how Obito wakes up from his trance lmao he may not be in a cocoon but he’s certainly exposed to the light
“Be careful. We’re surrounded on all sides by four of his shadows” “Yeah I know that” Yeah, Naruto knows it, but Sasuke’s warning where the Shadow Madaras are entirely for Kakashi and Sakura’s benefit BC HE WORRIES MY BABY BOYYYY
“This chakra is even way stronger than Ten-Tails” I really heard “Tenten” there and I was like, wait what did I miss with Tenten kfhkjhgkjhg
OH GOOD ANOTHER UCHIHA FLESH MOUNTAIN JUST WHAT WE NEEDED
“They’re turned into White Zetsu” I hate this nonsensical bit of world-building it made more sense and felt less weird when they were Hashirama clones like what the fuck
Oh I can’t believe this is making me feel almost bad for Madara did Zetsu really edit the Uchiha Stone Tablet’s Tsukuyomi section to say “Peace Plans” ain’t that how like the CIA entraps people
“Hashirama... where did I go wrong” We’d need a lot more time than you have to unpack that Madara
“Countless nights passed” I mean. Was it countless nights. Because I think it was. A couple hours. This war arc spans like two days. I have spent more human hours on this arc than they’ve spent ninja hours in this war
“I can’t believe such a person existed” neither can I Sasuke it’s almost like she was invented specifically for this arc
For real Obito no offence but like why aren’t you dead it just doesn’t make much sense khkjfdhkjhgkjh
Hmmm not 2 be that gal but Kaguya’s voice is v pleasant on the ears
“Sorry to be so rough with you, Obito” Kakashi. You loving, kind, dumb bitch. He stabbed you THREE TIMES in the past two days you really owe him like -1000 apologies
“This is also one of those times where your body just moves on its own” SASUKE CALLED OUT FOR LOVING HIS COMRADES
“I’ve got to get to Naruto” I love your dedication Minato but I feel as though the loss of both of your arms makes helping more difficult
Kakashi is not NEARLY as surprised about this levitation thing as he should be. I think as this point he’s just like. ‘This might as well happen’
All other things aside Kaguya’s really fun to look at damn
Okay okay okay not to look for too much logic in this ninja show but don’t both Naruto and Sasuke have Six Paths chakra why can only Naruto float is a metaphor for Sasuke’s fall from grace
“I am Kaguya’s child” I can only imagine a Game of Thrones-eque shadow flying out the hooha situation
“Just before the seal took hold, she gave birth to me, in order that she could be restored” I can only assume Kaguya fucked Bitterness and Regret and you know.... fair enough
I gotta tell you Zetsu being the primary narrator of this arc is jarring
Tenji seems kinda nice it’s a shame something terrible will probably happen to him
Say what you will about SP’s animation inconsistencies they can animate some beautiful-ass skies
“Is there anything that you desire” Get u a man like Tenji
Fellas is it gay to sit under the stars with your handmaiden who adores you in comfortable silence
“Even now you’re not scared. That just makes me like you more” take a shot every time a man is Like That (bah dum tss)
“Do Not Touch Me,” wow Kaguya mood
I will clarify I said that BEFORE she exploded the men gkhkjfhgkhh
Tenji, that Aino lady is your subordinate are you really gonna leave her with the creepy That man u are not the man I thought you were
“Just tell him, and I’m sure that Lord Tenji will forgive you” to be fair Aino you could’ve elaborated u were just like ‘yup she killed them’ and left it at that
WOW I RESCIND ALL COMPLIMENTS TO TENJI CALM DOWN DUDE
When life gives u lemons use people as fertilizer for ur infinite lemon tree I guess
Are you telling me 1) Gamamaru has existed since the DAWN OF CHAKRA and 2) He knew all about this Tsukuyomi shit just like. Kept it on the DL. WHAT KINDA WORLD-BUILDING
Okay but for real did the Otsutsuki clan stem like.... all the clans, because there’s the Kaguya clan (through Hamura I guess?), and the Hyuga clan definitely through Hamura, and then the Senju, Uchiha, and Uzumaki through Hagoromo like just how many people did your kids sleep with and for that matter how long ago was this
“A real talking toad! Think people would like it if we caught it and took it home?” Why are Hagoromo and Hamura the cutest things in the world this is the sibling content we deserve
“You’re just a snake oil salesman, and not a very good one” oh I think I love Hamura oh no I would love a character who gets stuck on the moon
Take a shot every time a woman exists to die and make a man sad
“She fell in love with the ruler of this land and in time she became pregnant with the two of you” notice that at no point does Gamamaru say they got married can u believe Kaguya invented premarital sex
You know none of this goes against mine and Sloane’s Kagumo theory
“How can you see so far into a toad’s heart that clearly” Gamamaru and Hagoromo’s interactions are killing me
How much time has passed for Hamura’s hair to grow that long
Hamura @ Kaguya: BROTHERS BEFORE MOTHERS
HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED FOR HAGOROMO TO DEVELOP THIS BROW RIDGE SAGE LAND TAKES A TOLL
Tenji doesn’t even appear in this flashback about love and betrayal it’s just Kaguya being bitter bc her gal Aino died they were in lesbians together
Every so often I’m reminded that Kishimoto has a twin brother and I wonder what he thinks about making the twins fight
“You enabled me to awaken the mangekyo sharingan and rinnegan” how do u even have words for those things. Didn’t they just happen right this moment
Wow this is all very Little Shop of Horrors, Momma feeds the tree with people juice and in turn it wants to protect her from harm
“I split the Ten Tails into nine souls” SOULS? HAGOROMO CAN... JUST MAKE SOULS. COULD HE POINT AT GAMAMARU AND SAY “YOU ARE TWO FROGS NOW” AND THAT’D JUST BE TRUE?
“We won’t be that far apart,” said Hagoromo, just as his brother was about to teleport to the moon
Side note: Maybe ur crops were failing bc without the moon the tides are all out of whack and you know, the moon was apparently just invented right now
“Time passed, and so did Hagoromo” I love this particular literary device
“Time after time I’d approach the reincarnates of Indra and Ashura” okay so we’re supposed to be down for not only regular reincarnation in Naruto but Indra and Ashura ONLY BEING BORN TO THE SENJU AND UCHIHA CLANS REPEATEDLY WHAT WHO WROTE THIS
Does this mean that people Naruto and Sasuke every 50 years????You’d think the Land of Fire would just. Get used to it
“Just with that alone, a thousands years passed” well at least we have some idea of how much time it’s been since Kaguya era lmao
Ur telling me that this horseshit happened bc Tobirama doesn’t know to leave dead bodies well enough alone
SHHHHH I PREFER THE ZETSU BEING WEIRD HASHIRAMA CLONES
This montage of Zetsu taking credit for everything Madara and Obito did is not appreciated lmao take some responsibility for your actions!!!!
I’m gonna keep harping on this for the rest of the war honestly like where is the ACCOUNTABILITY
“So your teen rebellion continues” LMAO UR NOT WRONG
“I know that this could be our last hurrah, but we gotta give it our best shot” not much of a plan Naruto sweetheart but fair
Tag urself I’m Kakashi’s look of despair at his hormonal students
“And Sasuke? Sorry that my sexy jutsu didn’t work” I was not prepared for the sincerity with which that line was delivered
The Sad Old Man™ energy radiating off Obito is... Immense
“We’re all ready to die” R U THINKING OF RIN BC SHE WAS READY TO DIE OR BC UR READY TO SEE HER EITHER WAY IT’S SAD KAKASHI
“I want to thank you for helping me out. And for helping Sasuke” “No, there’s no need to thank me” this is the first time Obito has been right about something since the age of 13
“I’m not going to waste time on speeches,” said Obito, in the middle of a dramatic speech
Minato..... how did you chop the branch.... with no hands to pick up a kunai???????? What kind of yoga contortion was involved
What I imagine the subtext of this scene to be:
Hagoromo: New old son!!!! I am dad now
Hashirama, whose dad was Butsuma: [choking back tears] Okay
Tobirama: I also hate our father
They’re all taking to this “demi-god pops out of the bottom half of dead ex-comrade” thing pretty well but to be fair they’ve had a complicated day
#ayesha liveblogs nahruto shipduden#liveblogging#ayesha talks anime#naruto series#long post#cutting it off here bc it got long#free meee eng dub
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Dancing with Shadows- Chapter 2: Partners
Pairing: KakuHida School AU- similar to My Hero Academia (obviously Naruto-based).
Here is Chapter 2! Each chapter will be a little longer as I go along for details and plot development. Chapter 1: First Impressions Matter Wattpad Version
I’ll have Chapter 3 written up soon! Enjoy!
The day dragged along till ten minutes before the lunch bell rang. Madara looked up, relieved that half the day was already over. God, Hokage-sama better thank me for this shit. He thought to himself. “Alright before all of you head to lunch, I’m going to put you in pairs,” Madara pulled the Five Great Nations map, releasing it upward which revealed the pairing. “There will only be one group of three”.
Itachi and Kisame Deidara and Sasori Zetsu and Obito Hidan and Kakuzu Konan, Yahiko, and Nagato
“Huh?!” Hidan looked up, slamming his fist on his desk, “Sensei! Why do I have to be paired with Kakuzu? He was already rude to me!” the silver hair boy stood up.
“Hidan, sit down or else I’ll automatically fail you,” Madara said with a stone cold face.
Everyone laughed at the new boy which caused him to become more irritated. Hidan sat back down, grumbling to himself. He looked over at Kakuzu, staring him up and down. Why the fuck do I have to paired up with this freak?
“Do you have a problem with me, crybaby?”, Kakuzu glared over, his emerald eyes meeting Hidan’s magentas.
“You’re going to be my partner starting today so you better watch your tone, creep.” Hidan huffed, crossing his arms.
“Alright, you’re dismissed. See you all back at one o’clock.” Madara disappeared, leaving a cloud of smoke behind. He had teleported to the teacher’s lounge where he sat on a couch, rubbing his head and only thought about Hidan’s obnoxious attitude. It was only the first day of classes and the Uchiha already needed a drink.
The students filed within the hallways. Hidan plugged in his headphones, turning up a rock song and drowned out the school. The teenager made his way to the food court, grabbing a sandwich, water, and a bag of sweets. He knew everyone was looking at him and it wasn’t the giant scythe on his back that gave it away. It was the fact that he was new and everyone laughed at him and the sense of style he had. The kids already gave him a nickname in the classroom: The Grim Reaper. Hidan let out a sigh, nodded his head to the beat of his music, and paced through the hallways to escape to the roof.
“Baby, don’t you leave me. I’ve got a lot of dreams to share with you, because you’re the one I want to create memories withhhhh…” Hidan sang as he opened the door to the roof, found a spot where the staircase door created a shadow, and sat down. He hummed his song while he munched on his sandwich and ignored the school he already hated.
A shadow appeared, walking closer to the boy who jammed to his music. Hidan looked up, startled at the sudden appearance. His eyes met those who constantly glared at him during Madara-sensei’s lectures. “K-K-Kakuzu-kun?!” Hidan backed up a little and removed a headphone.
“You’re in my spot, find your own, crybaby.” Kakuzu’s blank expression sent a chill down Hidan’s spine.
“I was here first, asshole. You don’t own shit!” Hidan barked as sweat dripped from his forehead from his nervousness.
“Fine…” Kakuzu sighed then kicked Hidan out into the sunlight and sat down.
“Ugh, what the…” Hidan rubbed his head then the blood that ran down his nose. “What the fuck was that for?!”
“For taking my spot and being annoying.” Kakuzu opened his lunch and began to eat. “What are you going to do about it, crybaby?”
Hidan bit the inside of his cheek and with a huff, he stood up and grabbed the stitched boy by the collar of his shirt. He glared at Kakuzu, unable to see his own reflection in the emerald eyes that had no soul. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Hidan thought.
“Listen, you and I are partners whether you like it or not. Sensei may be a crazy old fuck but I have to deal with your asshole-like attitude and you have to deal with me!” Hidan got closer to Kakuzu’s face.
“I already didn’t like you because of that show-off attitude of yours…” Kakuzu grinned.
“Don’t be so cocky, you fucking creep!”
“Not many pair up with me because of my abilities and amount of chakra I store inside of me. If I were you, you should just drop out of this class if you know what’s best for you.” Kakuzu chuckled quietly.
“Fuck off, asshole!” Hidan yelled and threw Kakuzu off balance.
Kakuzu quickly reached for his back pocket and took out a kunai then elbowed Hidan to the concrete wall, the kunai at his throat. “Don’t underestimate me, crybaby”.
Hidan coughed, letting in a gasp of air. He smirked then shook his head. “I dare you to cut my throat, creep. You can’t kill me, my body belongs to Jashin.” He cackled, his eyes widen in hysteria. Hidan pressed his neck to Kakuzu’s kunai, blood leaked down.
Kakuzu stared at Hidan for a moment, looked down to see the blood drip from his neck. He knew Hidan was serious and let go of the silver hair boy. He grumbled, placed the kunai back in his pocket and sat back down to continue along his lunch. Hidan relaxed, then rose an eyebrow as he looked down at Kakuzu.
“You weren’t going to cut Lord Jashin’s vessel?”
“No, you’re not worth killing right now.”
“Scaredy cat.”
“Do you want to be thrown off the building?”
“Like I said, I’m immortal. Killing me is impossible.”
“I do enjoy a science experiment.”
“Eh? I didn’t know you crack jokes.”
“It wasn’t a joke.”
Thirty minutes passed since Madara-sensei released the class to lunch. Hidan and Kakuzu stayed on the roof and shared the small shadow space. Quietness lurked between the two of them as they ate the rest of their lunch. Hidan looked up and raised his hand to see if he could feel Kakuzu’s stitches. His curiosity sparked since seeing Kakuzu. The other boy glared and punched Hidan then went back to eating his food.
“Man… I would’ve been better off being with Obito Uchiha…” Hidan grumbled. He coughed up blood from Kakuzu’s punch and cracked his neck. “That was nothing…”
“Shut up and eat your food before the bell rings.”
“Aw, stitches does care about me.”
“Hidan, I will throw you off the building.”
Hidan sighed then sat back down next to Kakuzu. He finished his sandwich then opened the bag of sweets he had been saving up. He continued to listen to his music, quietly humming and popped a sweet in his mouth. Kakuzu looked over at the strange boy and observed his behavior. He tied his hair back and leaned against the wall, closed his eyes and sat in silence. Hidan glanced over at Kakuzu, his eyebrows rose to see the boy relaxed.
“Eh… do you want a piece? Truce?”
“Hm?” Kakuzu opened one eye. “Didn’t know the crybaby could use his head.”
“Listen asshole, I’m trying to not be a dick.”
Kakuzu reached over and grabbed a piece of candy. He plopped it into his mouth and stayed in his current position without any fuss. Hidan sighed and joined him. “So… you wanna tell me about yourself Kakuzu-kun?” The boy looked up with his magenta eyes fascinated by the mystery of his partner.
“Why do I have to tell you anything about myself?”
“Because I can at least not piss you off as much since I don’t know you well enough.”
“That is fair. Fine I s’pose. I do like sweets which is why I couldn’t resist an offer. I’m a Leo and like money. I’m also not too friendly with others and prefer to be alone. However, you seem to be a pest I can’t get away from considering you’re my partner now.”
“Ahhh I knew you liked something. Eh, okay so about me… I’m a follower of Jashin. It’s a religion where you dedicate yourself to the afterlife in lame man’s terms. No drinking, smoking, or sex or else I go to hell. Let’s see, what else… I’m an Aries and like rock music. I also like sweets and reading mangas ohhh and also I hate being in school.”
“You talk too much no wonder you decided to embarrass yourself.”
“I don’t care what those people think of me. In a year I won’t be the new guy anymore so I just have to go through it. I go back to the place I rent and pray to Jashin to make sure He knows I don’t forget about Him.” Hidan sadly sighed. “Why are you up here?”
“Like you, I was new last year as well... “
“What?! You were new too!”
“Shut up… Yes, that is why no one still talks to me. I’m the guy with stitches all over my body and intense chakra that every person is feared by me and ends up dropping out or switching partners.”
“You may look like a gloomy freak, but you’re cool y’know.” Hidan smiled.
“Heh, you’re the first person to compliment my attitude.”
“Y’know, you and I are the same. You’re fairly new and I’m new-new. I don’t know much about you but I’d like to at least get to know my new partner from now on and pass this class or else Madara-sensei will be furious with us.”
“You have a point, crybaby. Perhaps you’ll be the first partner I’ll actually mutually like.”
Hidan looked up, chuckled and nodded. The two of them ate sweets together and relaxed under the shade. Hidan offered his other headphone to Kakuzu in return the both decided to listen to music together, finding a common liking to rock music and candy.
“Heh, partners…” Hidan chuckled quietly. The bell rang, lunch was now over.
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