#Sardonic Sexymen - Once

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Someone go hold Castiel right now and bond with him XD

--@call-me-double-trouble

Castiel, huh? Well, he was a cute baby...and Once scooped him up after he was giving the okay. Holding him close and seeing his red hair that he inherited from Alastor, it was an adorable sight. What was even cuter was that Castel looked more like DT than anything. Strange, but cute nonetheless..

"Hey little guy...taking after your nari, huh?"

He mumbled, holding him closer. He could get used to this.

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"WHY WOULDN'T YOU VOTE FOR US? WE'RE GREAT!"

"Yes indeedy! We're great! :D"

"Yeah! How could you not vote for us?"

"Why even vote for the Twitter bitches anyway? They're lame. Besides, they don't have any cool color palette comparisons, or whatever! Vote for my friends and my dad, you won't regret it!"

[ image ID: two photo collages, both of three different characters. the collage on the left shows the youtuber dream’s in-universe minecraft persona, belos from the owl house, and kylo ren from star wars. the collage on the right shows a fanon human form of bill cipher from gravity falls, the once-ler from the lorax, and alastor from hazbin hotel. end ID ]

IMPORTANT: THE DREAM IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION IS THE CHARACTER, NOT THE REAL GUY.

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AYO HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCIE

"THANK YOU! :D"

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so what's the manor gonna do for easter, maybe go on a little sexyman easter egg hunt, the eggs can have little tophats too X3

"MIGHT DO SOME EGG HUNTING, BUT WHO KNOWS! IT MIGHT JUST BE A NORMAL DAY FOR US...WE COULD HIDE SOME EGGS FOR SAM, THOUGH..."

"Bill suggested I'd be the Easter Bunny...he later regretted his choice. Good riddance: the triangle-coded bastard had the nerve to tell me that...I do not look fat...not sure if he was trying to imply that, and I know that he probably wasn't, but still."

"The tidbit with Bill and Double Trouble was certainly interesting! Oh, how mad my beloved got...it was quite entertaining, but I had to make sure Bill's other eye was safe."

"Dad suggested photos. Photos. Of me in a Easter dress. Honestly, I'd rather jump into Weirdmageddon than that shit."

"Samantha..."

"I'm not taking a picture with a creepy mascot! EVER!"

"I already got an egg here! Top hat and all... :)"

"Honestly, we're not doing anything special. But with this bit, I get to see how flustered Mordecai really gets~"

"...rather."

"Good~"

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alright sexyman squad the time is nigh, how are you feeling about at this moment?

"Interested."

"Dreading it."

"EXCITED, ACTUALLY!"

"Worried..."

"Aww, why, bean pole?"

"I just...are they gonna be okay?"

"PLEASE, ONCE! THEY BOUNCE BACK REAL QUICK WHEN IT COMES TO PAIN!"

"That doesn't mean—nevermind..."

"If it consoles, I too feel a bit anxious."

"Don't worry your little head off, remlit~ things are going to be fine!"

"THEY ALWAYS ARE!"

...hopefully.

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does Alastor have rabies... Onceler you go check him 0_0

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so onceler, how do you feel about this whole baby situation?

Nothing much, just a thumbs up. Admittedly, he's still processing...not to say he's against the baby thing? It's just...a lot to take in. He just needs a bit more time to think...yeah, that's all.

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umm guys, DT and Al "might" have a baby, any thoughts?

"THEY'RE HAVING A W H A T—"

They....are coping. Except for Samantha. She's just really excited. Ghirahim is processing, Mordecai....needs a minute, so does Once, and Bill...uh, Bill needs a minute too.

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ooh I've got a feeling the twins are gonna be rivals from birth XD always fighting for attention

"Oh, what a show that would be! Haha!"

"It feels like they're fighting for attention now."

"Oh my love..."

"They get this from you, you know this right—"

"...I know."

"Regardless, we'll love them no matter what."

"Precisely! No matter the rivalry, the twins will be loved endlessly!"

"Mhm...hey, hon?"

"Yes, my love?"

"...do we still have some jambalaya?"

"Ah, spicy cravings?~ I'll get that for you. Anything else?"

"That's all...thank you, hon."

"Anytime."

"I love you."

"I love you too."