#Sardonic Sexymen - Bill Alastor Once and Sam
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ask-the-sexyman-squad · 7 months ago
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so what's the manor gonna do for easter, maybe go on a little sexyman easter egg hunt, the eggs can have little tophats too X3
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"MIGHT DO SOME EGG HUNTING, BUT WHO KNOWS! IT MIGHT JUST BE A NORMAL DAY FOR US...WE COULD HIDE SOME EGGS FOR SAM, THOUGH..."
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"Bill suggested I'd be the Easter Bunny...he later regretted his choice. Good riddance: the triangle-coded bastard had the nerve to tell me that...I do not look fat...not sure if he was trying to imply that, and I know that he probably wasn't, but still."
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"The tidbit with Bill and Double Trouble was certainly interesting! Oh, how mad my beloved got...it was quite entertaining, but I had to make sure Bill's other eye was safe."
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"Dad suggested photos. Photos. Of me in a Easter dress. Honestly, I'd rather jump into Weirdmageddon than that shit."
"Samantha..."
"I'm not taking a picture with a creepy mascot! EVER!"
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"I already got an egg here! Top hat and all... :)"
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"Honestly, we're not doing anything special. But with this bit, I get to see how flustered Mordecai really gets~"
"...rather."
"Good~"
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ask-the-sexyman-squad · 6 months ago
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"WHY WOULDN'T YOU VOTE FOR US? WE'RE GREAT!"
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"Yes indeedy! We're great! :D"
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"Yeah! How could you not vote for us?"
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"Why even vote for the Twitter bitches anyway? They're lame. Besides, they don't have any cool color palette comparisons, or whatever! Vote for my friends and my dad, you won't regret it!"
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[ image ID: two photo collages, both of three different characters. the collage on the left shows the youtuber dream’s in-universe minecraft persona, belos from the owl house, and kylo ren from star wars. the collage on the right shows a fanon human form of bill cipher from gravity falls, the once-ler from the lorax, and alastor from hazbin hotel. end ID ]
IMPORTANT: THE DREAM IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION IS THE CHARACTER, NOT THE REAL GUY.
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