#Sarcasm & Slytherin verse

[disorganizedkitten]

Harry wakes up in the dungeons with no memory of who he is or how he got there. While exploring he comes across a woman attacking a girl and acts on instinct. His instincts are... rather violent.

[autisollie]

DR LIST !!!

ones I have scripted (mostly):

hogwarts

teen fame

adult fame

ones I want to shift to soon:

the walking dead

percy jackson

spider-verse / marvel dr

general mcu dr

life is strange

singer dr

ones I want to shift to eventually:

the naturals (book series)

batfam dr (once I read more comics)

h2o dr

marauders band dr

s&s dr (based off the hp fic sarcasm and slytherins)

stranger things

and like wayyyy more

[bccksmarts]

❧ Last of Us (show) Starters ☙

➤ @talesfromthevoiid asked: ❝ can’t tell you how exciting it was listening to that fucking conversation. ❞ //from Dani in verse lmao

   ❝Your sarcasm speaks volumes,❞ Hermione responded, her eyes rolling. Some Slytherins didn't like the learning part of Hogwarts and it certainly showed. The lectures the professor's provided were insightful and full of hints to things students could learn in their free time! How could people not love that? Then again, Purebloods wouldn't understand the wonder that came with magic, being families that had it in their bloodlines for centuries—it'd be like a second nature thing to them.

   For Hermione, however, it was phenomenal. Something she, as a child, would only dream about and could pretend being. Most muggle children her age were like that, not knowing the real wonders that were actually possible. This curly haired girl was fortunate to grow into such abilities, even with non-magical parents. Spiteful Slytherins be damned. Not that she assumed Dani was one, but she knew a decent portion of them were at the very least.

   ❝I found the lecture quite insightful.❞ Hermione insisted, her head tilting to stick her little button nose up just slightly. After all, she was the resident swot, apparently. ❝Professor McGonagall had a lot to say, and I think it's important for our O.W.Ls to get every bit of information we possibly can.❞

[bubblegumvolcano]

Hii! Could I get a 🧁 and 💎 please? I'm a bisexual female (male preference for this though please). My pronouns are she/her and I'm okay with the Mcu or stranger things, either is fine!😇

Physical-- I'm a pale, 5'0 feet tall girl with brown eyes, long brunette hair that gets really curly when wet and medium sized (?) lips (lol, idk how else to explain them, I'm sorry). They're a darkish pink naturally and I have freckles dusted around my nose very lightly. I'm thin too.

Style-- My style is kinda like all over the place lmao, sometimes I like colourful things and most of the time I wear dark stuff, I looove dresses and skirts so definately a dress up girl. Dressing up is really entertaining for me lol (:

Personality-- So I can come off as really mean if you look at me, like i have a bad rbf, my brother always jokes with me that he should've gotten it because he's introverted with a very inviting face and I'm extroverted with an rbf lol. I love parties, but I also appreciate quiet time, being cuddled up with a book is amazing when I need it. Uhm, I don't understand being mean just for the sake of it at all, but if you're mean to me I will make you wish you weren't, I'm a slytherin at heart, when I have an idea I will do what I can to make it happen. I, apparently, am charming (?). Very loud with my brother and cousins and overall just love being around people who make me feel happy and free. I'm fiercely protective of my friends and I hate cheaters like if you cheat and there's no real valid reason like you couldn't get out of the relationship or something -- don't talk to me. (That's a whole debate with me, sorry.) I'm an ENFP-t, I'm verrryy sarcastic, it's like one of my biggest personality traits, my brother calls me an upbeat Wednesday lmao. I hate feeling loke a failure and I love reassurance. I'm also a really touchy person.

My love language is definately touch and words of affirmation. Music is my life, it's my favorite thing in the entire universe and I couldn't survive without it, my favourite movie atm is spider man into the spider verse or frozen 2 lol and my favorite series is The Nanny (1993).

Thank you so much❤

i have such a friend crush on u anon omg. anyway, here u go!

(🧁) I ship you with...

Argyle! I just know he would love your style, no matter which color palette you're going towards. i can see his love language very much being words of affirmation. like just constantly saying sweet things for no reason. i also think his chill demeanor would go well with your sarcasm. like to me that's the perfect combo.

"no, i didn't know that, argyle."

"oh, fr?"

︶︶︶ ୨୧ ︶︶︶  

(💎)

Your assigned barbie doll(s) are...

[Raquelle] Fashion Fever

Summer Glam #M3500

(images linked!)

Your assigned barbie character is...

Princess Isla! (fellow music lover)

Your assigned barbie movie is...

Barbie & the Diamond Castle! Friendship and music, both things that seem important to you!

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[itsbitmxdinhere]

OK I just got this fun idea for Edmund's Hogwarts verse where he looks awfully a lot like a young Salazar Slytherin, but his family is not related to him at all, as far as he knows so he is allways annoyed when teachers or grown ups remind him and also students are bit scared of him because of this because there are rumors all over the school, and his sarcasm and sass don't help the situation a lot.

This could escalate 2 ways either his family is actually related to Salazar Slytherin oooorrr they're not related to him at all and is just a huge coincidence XD, either way could be fun.

[ruinconstellation]

Assorted fic recs

(this is all of my recs so far that I haven’t yet posted, sorted by fandom)

(what I like to read is not always consistent in mood/tone/theme/etc., ratings vary from T to E, these go from 5k to 2m words, and please read the tags if you do check out these wonderful fics)

Hunger Games

Smiles and Promises by kawuli

My World's On Fire (How 'Bout Yours?): District 2 at War by kawuli, lorata, penfold, Xanify

We Must Be Killers: Tales from District 2 by lorata (main works are #1, 2, 5, 8, 15, 27, and 46 which is the start of ‘my world’s on fire’)

I wanna see you be brave by lorata

It Comes With a Price by deathmallow

A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones (see my other post too under /tagged/fic+recs )

But the wolf is always there by dwellingondreams / @dwellordream

I lack the patience to haunt / Instead, I hunt by dwellingondreams / @dwellordream

Harry Potter

Barbed Wire, Grass Crown by dwellingondreams / @dwellordream

all waiting is long by shuofthewind

There is Nothing to Fear by Callmesalticidae

where you'll find your real friends (Slytherin AUs) by aletterinthenameofsanity

we must unite inside her walls or we'll crumble from within by dirgewithoutmusic

face death in the hope by LullabyKnell

I Know Not, and I Cannot Know; Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke

The secret language of plants by Endrina

neither lost nor found by kuchikopi, tonberrys

Sarcasm and Slytherin & Harry Potter and the Secrets of Vipers Part 2 by Sunmoonandstars / anonymousmagpie

souls touch, and the future changes & the ties that bind by Sunmoonandstars / anonymousmagpie

The Prince of Slytherin by TheSinister_Man

Of a Linear Circle by flamethrower / @deadcatwithaflamethrower 

I rose from marsh mud by cassiopeia721

Animorphs

Portraits from the Revolution by Callmesalticidae, shadow_wasserson

Avatar: The Last Airbender

firebender!Jet by suzukiblu

What Is and What Shouldn't Be by BitterPill

Boomerangs and Rainbows by mindbending

Two Drama Queens Loose on a Shirshu by mindbending

Dragon of the Yuyan by AwkwardPenguin

Flow Like Fire by aleangreenmeanmachine

Hamilton (musical)

it feels more like a memory by savrenim

The Old Guard

The Key of Solomon by qqueenofhades / @qqueenofhades

Naruto

Until their leaves fall off by stereden

what's the procedure? by spideywhiteys

the bridge that always burns behind us by elumish

in dreams you follow (but I dream in the dark) by blackkat / @blackkatmagic

The Witcher

to grow in adversity by soulykins

Marvel (various)

a world unending by therestlessbrook

that prison au by therestlessbrook

Maggie Fitzgerald and the Saltwater Drip by antistar_e (kaikamahine)

Silver and Gold by scioscribe

tin soldiers by idrilka

The Making of Monsters by shuofthewind

The Last Archangel by inukagome15, alatarmaia4 (+ Supernatural TV)

Antichrist Verse by Crescent_Blues

The Teenage Vigilante's Guide by candlesneedflame / @dumbbitchnumberone

Narnia

The Stone Gryphon by rthstewart

this is a story about wolves by underscored

Temeraire

These Idiots by WerewolvesAreReal

The Life and Times by the_glow_worm

[wistcrias]

BELOW IS ALL YOU MAY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT VALENTINA PUDDIFOOT, AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER FROM THE HARRY POTTER SERIES. ( no affiliation with jk rowling, and very anti-her entire bigoted existence. )

INTRODUCTION.

FULL NAME: valentina victoria puddifoot NICKNAMES: val ALIASES: n/a AGE:  18-24 ( verse dependent ) DATE OF BIRTH: april 2nd BIRTHPLACE: hogsmeade, scotland SEX/GENDER: cis-female RELIGION: atheist ORIENTATION: bisexual/biromantic   ETHNICITY: white OCCUPATION: waitress and eventually model, then film critic LANGUAGES: english PEOPLE OF NOTE: madame colette puddifoot ( owner of madame puddifoot’s; her grandmother ), her mom, susanna puddifoot; her twin brothers alistair and charles ( ali and charlie; both in hufflepuff ); batty ( her dog ) 

APPEARANCE.

HEIGHT: 5′4″ WEIGHT: 122lbs BUILD: petite and slightly curvy COMPLEXION: tan and rosy EYE COLOR: hazel-green HAIR COLOR & STYLE: naturally dirty blonde hair ( dyed brown in her mid-twenties), typically in a messy bun or half up/half down.  NOTICEABLE FEATURES: her upturned nose AESTHETICS & STYLE: the typing of cold fingertips against a keyboard. nitro-coffee and artisanal baked bread dipped in hot chocolate. tendrils of hair falling into your face and bold eyeliner. a dry laugh and a subtle smirk. FC: florence pugh

HEALTH.

PHYSICAL DISORDERS: n/a MENTAL DISORDERS: n/a EATING HABITS: very decadent tastes; doesn’t enjoy cheap foods or junk foods EXERCISE HABIT: in the muggle world, she takes up spinning as a hobby and an exercise routine. 

PERSONALITY.

POSITIVE TRAITS: problem-solver, witty, loyal NEGATIVE TRAITS: intimidating, opinionated, judgmental TALENTS: literally no fears when confronting people. it’s definitely a talent. ZODIAC: aries HOGWARTS HOUSE: she’s a squib, but likely would have been sorted into ravenclaw or slytherin

ABOUT.

valentina was born, a squib, to her mother, susanna. there were hopes for her to manifest the same magic as the rest of the family, but she was never able to. this led to a lot of internal turmoil and a difficult understanding of disability and what it meant for her.

she was exposed, at a young age, to mockery and bullying, something that led her to feeling ostracized from other wizard and wizard children her age growing up. instead, she began to retreat into herself, building walls of sarcasm and irony that kept her safe.

valentina maintains distance from most hogwarts students, finding them to be entitled and ignorant. most of the time, however, she is quick to assume they’re all the same, even before she’s ever talked to them. gossip does, indeed, spread fast in hogsmeade.

during the events of the harry potter series, she remains far from the battle-business. however, when hogwarts falls, she is used by the carrow twins as an example of how to properly “treat” squibs

she manages to escape from them eventually, and her family helps get her out of hogsmeade safely, where she hides until the war is over, and eventually chooses not to return, remaining in london.

as an adult woman, valentina has a very popular film critique blog where her ruthless but poignant reviews can be make or break it for the indie movie industry.

VERSES.

01. MAIN VERSE. in which valentina works at madame puddifoot’s in hogsmeade until she’s 19 and then moves to muggle london to pursue her own life. 02. OTHER HP ERAS, including marauders and next gen. valentina can easily be melded to other generations and not much changes. 

[wistcrias-arch2]

BELOW IS ALL YOU MAY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT VALENTINA PUDDIFOOT, AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER FROM THE HARRY POTTER SERIES ( no affiliation with jk rowling, and very anti-her entire bigoted existence. ) 

INTRODUCTION.

FULL NAME: valentina victoria puddifoot  NICKNAMES: val  ALIASES: n/a  AGE:  18-24 ( verse dependent )  DATE OF BIRTH: april 2nd  BIRTHPLACE: hogsmeade, scotland  SEX/GENDER: cis-female  RELIGION: atheist  ORIENTATION: bisexual/biromantic    ETHNICITY: white  OCCUPATION: waitress and eventually model, then film critic  LANGUAGES: english  FAMILY: madame puddifoot (owner of madame puddifoot’s; her grandmother), her mom, susanna puddifoot; her twin brothers alistair and charles (ali and charlie; both in hufflepuff)  

APPEARANCE.

HEIGHT: 5′4″  WEIGHT: 119lbs BUILD: petite and slightly curvy  COMPLEXION: rosy  EYE COLOR: hazel-green  HAIR COLOR & STYLE: naturally dirty blonde hair ( dyed brown in her mid-twenties), typicaly in a messy bun or half up/half down  NOTICEABLE FEATURES: her upturned nose  AESTHETICS & STYLE: the typing of cold fingertips against a keyboard. nitro-coffee and artisanal baked bread dipped in hot chocolate. tendrils of hair falling into your face and bold eyeliner. a dry laugh and a subtle smirk. FC: florence pugh 

HEALTH.

PHYSICAL DISORDERS: n/a  MENTAL DISORDERS: n/a  EATING HABITS: very decadent tastes; doesn’t enjoy cheap foods or junk foods  EXERCISE HABIT: in the muggle world, she takes up spinning as a hobby and an exercise routine 

PERSONALITY.

POSITIVE TRAITS: problem-solver, witty, loyal  NEGATIVE TRAITS: intimidating, opinionated, judgmental  TALENTS: literally no fears when confronting people. it’s definitely a talent.  ZODIAC: aries  HOGWARTS HOUSE: she’s a squib, but likely would have been sorted into ravenclaw or slytherin 

ABOUT.

valentina was born, a squib, to her mother, susana. there were hopes for her to manifest the same magic as the rest of the family, but she was never able to. this led to a lot of internal turmoil and a difficult understanding of disability and what it meant for her. 

she was exposed, at a young age, to mockery and bullying, something that led her to feeling ostracized from other wizard and wizard children her age growing up. instead, she began to retreat into herself, building walls of sarcasm and irony that kept her safe. 

valentina maintains distance from most hogwarts students, finding them to be entitled and ignorant. most of the time, however, she is quick to assume they’re all the same, even before she’s ever talked to them. gossip does, indeed, spread fast in hogsmeade. 

during the events of the harry potter series, she remains far from the battle-business. however, when hogwarts falls, she is used by the carrow twins as an example of how to properly “treat” squibs 

she manages to escape from them eventually, and her family helps get her out of hogsmeade safely, where she hides until the war is over, and eventually chooses not to return, remaining in london. 

as an adult woman, valentina has a very popular film critique blog where her ruthless but poignant reviews can be make or break it for the indie movie industry. 

VERSES.

01. main verse, in which valentina works at madame puddifoot’s in hogsmeade until she’s 19 and then moves to muggle london to pursue her own life.  02, other harry potter eras, including marauders and next gen. valentina can easily be melded to other generations. 

[im-sad-lets-kiss]

Scorbus’s Kids HeadCanons No One Asked For Part 1

* albus and scorpius have 4 kids:

* orion (wants to be just like his grandpa harry and strives for success. has dyslexia. has lots of friends but they aren’t that close. deep thinker. chaser. slytherin. one year older than perseus.)

* perseus (the emo one lol. like how albus was years 1-4 except loves his dads. plays bass and has a band. edgy and hates most things. wears eyeliner slytherin. two years older than the twins)

* aquila (twin of lyra. veela. loves animals and super whimsical like luna. feminine and flirty, definitely the funniest child. wears makeup likes watching quidditch to check out guys. hufflepuff)

* lyra (twin of aquila. only daughter. tough bitch who speaks fluent sass and sarcasm. flirty in a ‘look don’t touch’ kind of way. has anger issues lowkey. looks up to her brothers but takes cause of them. has expensive taste like grandpa draco. slytherin)

* orion has dyslexia so al and scorp were afraid he couldn’t attend hogwarts.

* but he was determined to learn to read well so he could go to hogwarts and be the next harry potter

* no one else was shocked, but he was shook as the sorting hat named him a slytherin before it even touched his head.

* puts all his time and energy into being a chaser and eventually gets on spain’s national quidditch team

* all the kids are fluent or close to fluent in french except orion. it’s too hard and he doesn’t think it’s useful.

* casual family convos in french but orion and albus don’t know what’s happening 🥺

* perseus plays bass and sings and has two other friends in his band (they’re called black cauldron 🥺)

* perseus is in slytherin cause he’s wanted to be a musician since he picked up a bass and he eventually does and does tours n shit

* lyra wants to join but he said no cause she plays acoustic and it doesn’t match his aesthetic (she doesn’t care)

* perseus has some self hate issues but good thing he has lots of loving family to help him

* he has a black cat named Winx

* he is obsessed with “the aesthetic” and most of his wardrobe and room at home is black. (scorpius insists on a little bit of color every one and a while)

* his band has vibes like arctic monkeys and the neighborhood (and he does a few verses of shit in french for flavor)

* aquila has like 80 pets hiding in his room, in his clothes, trunk, things, etc at all times.

* he’s like newt scamander, hagrid, and luna had a baby

* he has a weird obsession with werewolves

* when he is an adult he becomes a animagus (which is a fox aw)

* he is a veela and so is lyra (but she doesn’t have wings cause he got most the genes)

* lyra only has half the genes but her veela side makes her more emotional (like very fucking angry)

* aquila becomes a magizooligist

* aquila will flirt with anything with a heartbeat, but he’s gay.

* aquila wears makeup on the daily. it ranges from just blush and mascara, to full on jeffree star. al and scorp love it.

* also he’s super flexible and does the splits randomly to scare people

* lyra isn’t mean, she just takes no shit.

* lyra excels in every class (she’s at the top of her class) especially DADA

* she wants to be an auror or DADA teacher

* she is very easily angered but needs help realizing she can’t just tackle everyone who’s being a bitch.

* so she poisons them with weasley’s wizard wheezes later

* she’s a slytherin cause she feels the need to prove herself and is a leader.

* she’s easily the most popular girl in her house, by intimidation or respect, we do not know.

* in 6th year she becomes a prefect and eventually head girl cause she gets her anger under control

* she has a massive sweet tooth from scorpius and he sends her chocolate every other day and they bake together all the time

* he’s her hero btw

* aquila is her best friend but they both knew they couldn’t be attached at the hip at hogwarts

* perseus often gets bullied cause he’s the only adopted malfoy-potter and he’s not very good at magic, but lyra will hex anyone who so much as looks at him the wrong way.

* lyra is also a beater for the slytherin quidditch team

* lyra is pan

* aquila is gay

* perseus is bi

* orion is straight

* what can you expect from the potters and malfoys, the two gayest families around?

* albus is dad/daddy and scorpius is pa/pop

tell me guys if you want another part?? idk i was just bored in the shower.

[serpent-in-the-lions-den]

SEVERUS SNAPE | DOUBLE-AGENT | MID-LEVEL

PERSONALITY:

Generally, Severus is seen rather than heard.

The mind of Severus Snape is complex – to be sure. Filled with calculations, fragile threads of truths and lies he’s told and webbing them all together, and innovations for many different forms of magic. To keep all of these thoughts collected, Severus keeps a journal that he has heavily bound to keep secret. There, he states the deepest parts of his soul, creates new potions, spells, and whatever else he deems worthy. It is protected by a blood spell that only he knows the enchantment to. Like him, everything is kept very private and close to his chest.

While Severus has plenty of thoughts coursing through his brilliant mind, he does not initiate conversation. In fact, he says much more with his eyes. Even if they can be cold. However, this does not mean Severus will keep silent – nor is it out of shyness. When Snape graces others with his opinions or ideas, they should not be taken lightly. Every single word uttered has meaning.

Being around Death Eaters and the Dark Lord, he’s kept a keen eye – finding everyone’s tells and when it is best for him to speak his true sentiments. As well as this, if he feels provoked or given an opportunity to speak freely, he will not cower. Often, his retorts have a bite to them, thick with sarcasm or bitterness; or both.

Severus Snape is profound in potions – and dare we say even more skilled in the Dark Arts. Books were a comfort for him growing up, finding company with leather-bound pages and becoming well-versed in their contents. A strength he chooses not to boast about is his ability to create new spells, new magic, even. Most of these, however, were being saved to get a slight revenge over his old school enemies. And therein lies the rub. Snape’s insecurities are tightly bound to Hogwarts and being bullied – not to mention his inability to reveal his true feelings toward the one girl who showed him kindness all those years.

FAMILY:

A broken family. That was the home of Tobias Snape and Eileen Prince.

A Muggle father and a Pureblood mother. Such parents didn’t give Severus an opinion on blood purity – but rather if an individual could prove themselves. While his parents may have had married for love at some point, something shifted their feelings.

For Snape’s father, nothing seemed to please him. Except for, perhaps, a bottle of gin. This instilled a primal instinct for Severus to do better; be better. Strive for power.

As for Snape’s mother, she grew sickly and thin. Her grief taught him empathy. It also made him value any comfort, starving for any sort of love and affection. This was, most likely, the cause for Severus’ immediate interest in Lily Evans – and the roots of his near-obsession with her.

Both of his parents were unhappy, and let it affect both their home and their son. Living near-destitution, the Snape house was filled with hateful words, arguments, loud shattering of priceless heirlooms or objects, and other things that still haunt Severus to this day. When thinking back on his past, Severus prefers the memories of when they both neglected him altogether, rather than any other aspects of his upbringing.

OCCUPATION:

Potions Apprentice to Professor Slughorn.

Invaluable to the Dark Lord, the talents of Severus Snape brought him closer to his inner circle. For Voldemort, it also meant he could manipulate the young man’s talents to foil any plots that the Order may have against him. Knowing his passion for potions, Voldemort encouraged Snape to take on an apprenticeship with Professor Slughorn – while also peeking behind the curtain at Hogwarts and keeping an eye on the Headmaster.

ROLE WITHIN THE ORDER/THOUGHTS ABOUT THE ORDER:

Mid-Level | Double Agent

Walking a thin line between hero and villain had never once crossed Severus’ mind. Yet, here he was. An Order member. At first, in a plot for the Dark Lord, carrying out the order to spy on the organization; find out how it could crumble. The young wizard had already grown steadily in their ranks, garnered enough trust, and was even listening to Voldemort’s other requests like his employment. All for the sake of war. It was a task daunting enough for anyone; however, Severus knew pretending to be an Order member would bring him closer to Lily. That, and potentially erase any suspicions Frank Longbottom might have if he thought he saw the Slytherin’s face during the arrest. At first, it was all an act.

Now, within the Order, Severus is a black sheep. Many of his childhood bullies are within their ranks, and many who distrust him. Although, with Severus’ lust for power, proving himself is nothing new to him. In fact, he thrives on it. No more fighting behind a mask…watching those he cares for nearly meet their end. An easy task to spy, being a great reader of both people and their minds. However, an overwhelmingly difficult task to want to continue fighting for something he didn’t believe in. Not that he believes in the Order either, but his lust for power has now been overcome with a desperate need to win an old friendship back. Perhaps to take Lily Evans far away from any wars as well, forgetting the two sides; no more choosing between what is right, and what is easy. Severus faces this new challenge, while fighting off those he once stood beside. For now, he’ll leave it to fate – if he’s able to win Lily’s friendship back.

After the latest events of Muggles being slaughtered from his mistakes with the orb, Severus feels a familiar pang of guilt. The same kind he felt after calling Lily that horrid name in school. It doesn’t help that The Order sees him as a risk and has been keeping him away from the center of the action. Severus feels responsible and a need to redeem himself. The night of the wedding, The Order tasked him with staying with the healers – at least giving him that opportunity. Among the chaos, steady hands and minds are needed. Which, thankfully, Severus was very skilled with.

SURVIVAL:

Severus Snape survives purely relying on his skills – and providing them to whichever side he feels is winning. It was part of the reason why he joined the Death Easters in the first place. Unfortunately for the Order, Snape believes the Dark Lord will win; that they will fall – and not rise from the ashes, as their namesake. A lust for power has blinded him most of all. But with it, he’s earned the trust of Voldemort, become invaluable. A faithful servant. Once the war s over, Severus believes he will be rewarded for his acts. At least, as long as he continues to do his bidding…

While with the Order, Severus has taken up housing in Hogwarts during the school year under his apprenticeship with Slughorn. During the summers, he’s found a small flat down near Hogsmeade to keep close enough. Beforehand, he often stayed with Lucius Malfoy in their incredibly large manor. It made it easy to stay near his comrades and to carry out any dark deeds.

Until there seems to be a clear winner, Severus will carry out his work as a spy. Even if it means slightly changing sides to do it as time goes on. The skills he carries with Occlumency are not to be trifled with. It seems he’s one of the few to have mastered such magic, making him the perfect soldier for espionage. Especially now that he has a desire for redemption for the mistakes he’s made and devastation he’s caused.

RELATIONSHIPS:

Severus’ relationship with Lily Evans was broken long ago. However, he will try and make peace with her, at the very least. If they rekindle their friendship, Severus would likely switch sides; happily die for her and prove himself. If it blossomed even more (something he fears even daydreaming about will jinx it), Severus would give up everything with the Dark Lord and his following - and give all his loyalty to the Order.

PRIVILEGES & BIASES:

Having gone through a very traumatic animalistic incident in his years at Hogwarts, Severus has a large bias against werewolves. The whole experience left a nasty memory for him, left in complete shock and disagreement with Dumbledore. And having Fenrir Greyback at the Dark Lord’s disposal certainly didn’t make matters any better.

There is one thing that will never chance for Severus Snape, and that is his hatred and bitterness towards certain Gryffindor boys he now has to work with in the Order. The thought alone makes his blood boil and skin crawl. Yet, he will do what he must for his cause…and maybe even throw in a snide remark or two every so often.

Muggleborns are something of a mystery to Snape now. When he first met Lily, he thought she was different from any other one – slumping the rest together with the likes of his father. Although seeing how fierce Dorcas has become – and so well integrated with the Wizarding World – Severus has gained a new understanding. Of course, he’s still untrusting, at first, and even a little cold; but that doesn’t mean his mind cannot be changed.

[disorganizedkitten]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Theodore Nott & Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson & Harry Potter Characters: Dolores Umbridge, Harry Potter, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Hogwarts Fifth Year, Memory Loss, Memory Magic, Obliviate | Memory Charm (Harry Potter), Violence, Violent Harry Potter, POV Theodore Nott, Protective Theodore Nott, POV Harry Potter, Dolores Umbridge Being an Asshole, Slytherin Harry Potter, Slytherins Being Slytherins, Sarcasm & Slytherin-verse Summary:

Harry wakes up in the dungeons with no memory of who he is or how he got there. While exploring he comes across a woman attacking a girl and acts on instinct. His instincts are... rather violent.

[homenum-revelio-hq]

Welcome (again) to the Order of the Phoenix, Gina!

You have been accepted for the role of SEVERUS SNAPE with the faceclaim of Aneurin Barbard! We particularly loved Severus’ ambiguous motivations and how he’s playing spy as a double agent for both the Order and the Death Eaters! He’s not all good - he’s not all bad - and that fits our morally grey theme within this roleplay. So glad to see you playing him again! 

Please take a look at the new member checklist and send in your account within 24 hours! Thank you for joining the fight against Voldemort!

OUT OF CHARACTER:

NAME: Gina AGE: 25 TIMEZONE: MST-Arizona ACTIVITY LEVEL: Weekends are usually when I’m on the most 😊 I’ll try to get on during the week – especially on my early days. All that being said, I’ll definitely will be able to post at least once a week! As long as writing is still fun, and doesn’t feel like a chore, I’ll be on the dash frequently (and I’ll keep y’all informed if there’s ever going to be an issue with an activity check)! ANYTHING ELSE: trigger: non-con.

CHARACTER DETAILS:

NAME: Severus Snape AGE: 21 GENDER, PRONOUNS, and SEXUALITY: Cis-Male, He/Him, Heterosexual. BLOOD STATUS: Halfblood HOUSE ALUMNI: Slytherin ANY CHANGES: Request FC change: Aneurin Barnard.

CHARACTER BACKGROUND:

PERSONALITY:

Generally, Severus is seen rather than heard.

The mind of Severus Snape is complex – to be sure. Filled with calculations, fragile threads of truths and lies he’s told and webbing them all together, and innovations for many different forms of magic. To keep all of these thoughts collected, Severus keeps a journal that he has heavily bound to keep secret. There, he states the deepest parts of his soul, creates new potions, spells, and whatever else he deems worthy. It is protected by a blood spell that only he knows the enchantment to. Like him, everything is kept very private and close to his chest.

While Severus has plenty of thoughts coursing through his brilliant mind, he does not initiate conversation. In fact, he says much more with his eyes. Even if they can be cold. However, this does not mean Severus will keep silent – nor is it out of shyness. When Snape graces others with his opinions or ideas, they should not be taken lightly. Every single word uttered has meaning.

Being around Death Eaters and the Dark Lord, he’s kept a keen eye – finding everyone’s tells and when it is best for him to speak his true sentiments. As well as this, if he feels provoked or given an opportunity to speak freely, he will not cower. Often, his retorts have a bite to them, thick with sarcasm or bitterness; or both.

Severus Snape is profound in potions – and dare we say even more skilled in the Dark Arts. Books were a comfort for him growing up, finding company with leather-bound pages and becoming well-versed in their contents. A strength he chooses not to boast about is his ability to create new spells, new magic, even. Most of these, however, were being saved to get a slight revenge over his old school enemies. And therein lies the rub. Snape’s insecurities are tightly bound to Hogwarts and being bullied – not to mention his inability to reveal his true feelings toward the one girl who showed him kindness all those years.

BRIEF OVERVIEW OF FAMILY:

A broken family. That was the home of Tobias Snape and Eileen Prince.

A Muggle father and a Pureblood mother. Such parents didn’t give Severus an opinion on blood purity – but rather if an individual could prove themselves. While his parents may have had married for love at some point, something shifted their feelings.

For Snape’s father, nothing seemed to please him. Except for, perhaps, a bottle of gin. This instilled a primal instinct for Severus to do better; be better. Strive for power.

As for Snape’s mother, she grew sickly and thin. Her grief taught him empathy. It also made him value any comfort, starving for any sort of love and affection. This was, most likely, the cause for Severus’ immediate interest in Lily Evans – and the roots of his near-obsession with her.

Both of his parents were unhappy, and let it affect both their home and their son. Living near-destitution, the Snape house was filled with hateful words, arguments, loud shattering of priceless heirlooms or objects, and other things that still haunt Severus to this day. When thinking back on his past, Severus prefers the memories of when they both neglected him altogether, rather than any other aspects of his upbringing.

OCCUPATION: Potions Apprentice to Professor Slughorn.

Invaluable to the Dark Lord, the talents of Severus Snape brought him closer to his inner circle. For Voldemort, it also meant he could manipulate the young man’s talents to foil any plots that the Order may have against him. Knowing his passion for potions, Voldemort encouraged Snape to take on an apprenticeship with Professor Slughorn – while also peeking behind the curtain at Hogwarts and keeping an eye on the Headmaster.

ROLE WITHIN THE ORDER/THOUGHTS ABOUT THE ORDER:

Walking a thin line between hero and villain had never once crossed Severus’ mind. Yet, here he was. An Order member. At first, in a plot for the Dark Lord, carrying out the order to spy on the organization; find out how it could crumble. The young wizard had already grown steadily in their ranks, garnered enough trust, and was even listening to Voldemort’s other requests like his employment. All for the sake of war. It was a task daunting enough for anyone; however, Severus knew pretending to be an Order member would bring him closer to Lily. That, and potentially erase any suspicions Frank Longbottom might have if he thought he saw the Slytherin’s face during the arrest. At first, it was all an act.

Now, within the Order, Severus is a black sheep. Many of his childhood bullies are within their ranks, and many who distrust him. Although, with Severus’ lust for power, proving himself is nothing new to him. In fact, he thrives on it. No more fighting behind a mask…watching those he cares for nearly meet their end. An easy task to spy, being a great reader of both people and their minds. However, an overwhelmingly difficult task to want to continue fighting for something he didn’t believe in. Not that he believes in the Order either, but his lust for power has now been overcome with a desperate need to win an old friendship back. Perhaps to take Lily Evans far away from any wars as well, forgetting the two sides; no more choosing between what is right, and what is easy. Severus faces this new challenge, while fighting off those he once stood beside. For now, he’ll leave it to fate – if he’s able to win Lily’s friendship back.

After the latest events of Muggles being slaughtered from his mistakes with the orb, Severus feels a familiar pang of guilt. The same kind he felt after calling Lily that horrid name in school. It doesn’t help that The Order sees him as a risk and has been keeping him away from the center of the action. Severus feels responsible and a need to redeem himself. The night of the engagement party, The Order tasked him with staying with the healers – at least giving him that opportunity. Among the chaos, steady hands and minds are needed. Which, thankfully, Severus was very skilled with.

SURVIVAL:

Severus Snape survives purely relying on his skills – and providing them to whichever side he feels is winning. It was part of the reason why he joined the Death Easters in the first place. Unfortunately for the Order, Snape believes the Dark Lord will win; that they will fall – and not rise from the ashes, as their namesake. A lust for power has blinded him most of all. But with it, he’s earned the trust of Voldemort, become invaluable. A faithful servant. Once the war s over, Severus believes he will be rewarded for his acts. At least, as long as he continues to do his bidding…

While with the Order, Severus has taken up housing in Hogwarts during the school year under his apprenticeship with Slughorn. During the summers, he’s found a small flat down near Hogsmeade to keep close enough. Beforehand, he often stayed with Lucius Malfoy in their incredibly large manor. It made it easy to stay near his comrades and to carry out any dark deeds.

Until there seems to be a clear winner, Severus will carry out his work as a spy. Even if it means slightly changing sides to do it as time goes on. The skills he carries with Occlumency are not to be trifled with. It seems he’s one of the few to have mastered such magic, making him the perfect soldier for espionage. Especially now that he has a desire for redemption for the mistakes he’s caused.

RELATIONSHIPS:

Severus’ relationship with Lily Evans was broken long ago. However, he will try and make peace with her, at the very least. If they rekindle their friendship, Severus would likely switch sides; happily die for her and prove himself. If it blossomed even more (something he fears even daydreaming about will jinx it), Severus would give up everything with the Dark Lord and his following. Everything with the Order. All to be with her – away from the rotting parts of the Wizarding World.

OOC EXPLORATION:

SHIPS/ANTI-SHIPS: Ships: Snape/Lily & Snape/Chemistry. Anti-Ships: None

WHAT PRIVILEGES AND BIASES DOES YOUR CHARACTER HAVE?

Having gone through a very traumatic animalistic incident in his years at Hogwarts, Severus has a large bias against werewolves. The whole experience left a nasty memory for him, left in complete shock and disagreement with Dumbledore. And having Fenrir Greyback at the Dark Lord’s disposal certainly didn’t make matters any better.

There is one thing that will never chance for Severus Snape, and that is his hatred and bitterness towards certain Gryffindor boys he now has to work with in the Order. The thought alone makes his blood boil and skin crawl. Yet, he will do what he must for his cause…and maybe even throw in a snide remark or two every so often.

Muggleborns are something of a mystery to Snape now. When he first met Lily, he thought she was different from any other one – slumping the rest together with the likes of his father. Although seeing how fierce Dorcas has become – and so well integrated with the Wizarding World – Severus has gained a new understanding. Of course, he’s still untrusting, at first, and even a little cold; but that doesn’t mean his mind cannot be changed.

WHAT ARE YOU MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO?

I am excited to explore a redemption arch for Severus! I think it could be really great to see him actually believe in the cause and put his complete loyalty to The Order. I’ve tinkered with this idea before in another RP where his motives were driven by romance. Now, I can see hm relying on changing his mind on his own accord and a longing for his old friendship back to guide him to the side of good and light.

ANYTHING ELSE? Super excited to be re-applying as Sev! 😊

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slam dunks this in here🎰 also lmk if u need a list of my muses, cries, i know there's a lot

this randomized ships meme. / not accepting. | @gildedscripture

lowkey this took two days, i’m not going to do this again adgjdfgfd. anygays, here are the candidates:

gildedscripture:

lisa

nemesis

ai

misa

howl

khrysophos:

Alice Longbottom.

Rheanys III Targaryen.

Harshaw.

Nikolai Lantsov.

Theodore Nott.

lisa & alice: gryffindor kids. alice is, as a matter of fact, from germany, so all i’m saying is exactly what i’m saying here. she was born in germany, went to durmstrang for a short period of time, but after her father died, her mother moved back to england and she was sorted into gryffindor belatedly. they could at the very least be friends based on having that in common, OR, you know, be a powercouple, where alice is that badass auror, and lisa… well i don’t know what she does in hp context, but we can talk about it :)))

lisa & rhaenys: honestly dunno where to start. rhaenys is my dornish dragon daughter with a determination to get back her father’s throne from the usurper. she survived the sacking of king’s landing because she was whisked away by someone. she grew up in dorne, raised by her uncles. we can totally talk about other verses! i think the two of them would totally get along because they’re both kind, easy to befriend, readily smiling, that kinda vibe? rhaenys can be ambitious and driven but she would never be unkind for no reason --- she’s much too smart to make enemies like that, anyway.

lisa & harshaw: oh man. harshaw is a silly one. he’s an etherealki, basically he controls fire. bit of a pyromaniac, but he won’t burn anyone. he just really likes fire. has a pet cat. don’t think he’d like all the dogs she has. i don’t know how well she’d handle his unusual actions? he’s not a bad guy, though. can be relied on. does she need a firemaker of sorts? he’s a simper. he’d probably simp for her, easily. powerful women make his dick inflate a little. i dunno what else to tell you.

lisa & nikolai: so? honestly? it could be either/or. nikolai OOZES confidence, like. you haven’t seen a man ooze confidence the way nik does. he’s prince-hiding-as-privateer in his own world, and in hp he is a ravenclaw who leads a guerilla movement against death eaters that’s a little different than the order. he’ll do anything for his people, really. he’d try to get into her good books, especially if she could help him in his endeavors, but he’s not cunning or underhanded about it. i think his attitude could amuse her? business partners?

lisa & theo: see. theo is… he’s a loner. when you get on his turf and he doesn’t want you there, be prepared for a volley of sarcasm or just plain closed-offness. he struggles with his asexuality and how to put it into words, and as a result is hard to befriend. his type of kindness is a sort of aloof kind. it’s simple and without comment. making sure you drink by placing a waterbottle in front of you, reminding you to take your meds, that kind of stuff. he likes kind people, so lisa would probably at the very least not bother him. friendship-wise, something sibling-y could definitely bloom if given the time and energy.

nemesis & alice: unlikely gryff/slytherin friendships? nemesis is technically older than alice, so there’s that. gosh idk where to go with them. pls help me out.

nemesis & rhaenys: uhm….. slytherin friendships! or wink-wonk-yness. they would probably get along? rhaenys is very outspoken, but to the people she thinks she can trust. nemesis would probably be one of them? could prove interesting.

nemesis & harshaw: he wants to know if she wants to pet his cat. her name is oncat. the cat is cute. maybe next up they can advance to her petting him? on his head!!!! i have no idea. he’s a bit of an oddball, say luna but with a… love for fire. 

nemesis & nikolai: nik will be sweet to her, esp if she isn’t too deeply stuck in pureblood ideals. he’s the type of person that tolerates the “nobility” bc he needs them, being prince in his own verse, but he’s very much a forger of his own path, a man of the people, and yeah… 

nemesis & theo: i mean, does she want a silent but solid presence at her side? theo’s her man. he wouldn’t bother her i suppose. also nemesis being way older i suppose would mean a different dynamic, unless we’re talking aus here? i dunno. god i’m shit at this.

ai & alice: do i think alice would contact ai for some vengeance, the cost being her own soul? hell yeah! send voldemort to hell, ai, the world will be better off. alice would be a little intimidated, but she’s a lioness so she wouldn’t let it show afgfdgd. 

ai & rhaenys: rhaenys would try to figure out a way to have ai’s type of vengeance without it costing her soul. wouldn’t work, i assume, but not for lack of her trying. they’d get along, i think? rhaenys would be kind to her.

ai & harshaw: harshaw saw she can throw fireballs and they’re instantly best friends. that’s just the way it is now. they’re pals, besties, a team. she throws the fireballs, he’ll help them along. oh hey, ai, did you know he has a cat? lmao.

ai & nikolai: first of, that rhymes. i think nikolai would find her very interesting, but wouldn’t be too interested in her services, mostly bc he’s got more than one person in his way in his verse and to sell his soul for just one when he can figure out other means to thwart them… seems useless to him.

ai & theo: they’re both closed-off people. i suppose they could get along in silent companionship. he’d be scared of her, tbh, if he knew what she was/what she does, but still, silent solidarity is a strong motivator? 

misa & alice: gryffindors! GRYFFS! alice wants to protect her tbh. she’s so sweet! i wonder if alice knows better than to see her as just dumb. that it’s an act of sorts. in any case, alice can be the butch-esque girlfriend misa is looking for, is all i’m saying.

misa & rhaenys: rhaenys would… tolerate misa, but the dumb act is lowkey getting on her nerves. still, so long as she’s not opposing rhaenys in any way, shape or form, all is good! so… so yeah, that’s the tea here. sip sip.

misa & harshaw: they’re both edgy. a little oddball-ish. does she want to see his cat? god i need to stop with that joke. anyway! uhm. they can get up to some shenanigans. he thinks she’s sweet, and cute. not his type but that sentiment goes both ways so there’s that. 

misa & nikolai: nik doesn’t have it in him to be mean to her. he’s observant enough to have a guess that she might not be so airheaded as she pretends to be, and he admires her for that. i don’t know how well they’d get along, nikolai is always busy, learning, helping. could prove to be interesting, i suppose? 

misa & theo: theo probably thinks misa is a little annoying, he doesn’t really know how to talk to her without feeling like it’s kind of empty. this could change, though, they could learn to get along. i feel like it’d take a lot of time and a lot of patience, perhaps an incident that would help them understand each other a little better, that kind of jazz. 

howl & alice: see i feel like this could either be the greatest success or the biggest disaster. howl being flamboyant versus alice who is straightforward and sassy, either they hit it off immediately or they are arguing the entire time. alice definitely wouldn’t put up with some bs, being upfront with him, but maybe he needs that?

howl & rhaenys: she’s fascinated by his magic, thinks he’s a little extra but it makes her laugh? so in a sense, that couldn’t be bad. since she’s a targ, she’s fireproof? that’s her trick. hope he likes it. oh and she has a special bond with dragons, maybe he thinks that cool, too. teach her some magic, she wants to know. for innocent reasons, no like… overthrowing usurpers, no no!

howl & harshaw: a wizard with a fire-demon versus an etherealki with a fire-obsession? what could go wrong tbh. howl will have to put up with the cat but i’m sure he’ll manage. i think they’d get along? harshaw is odd enough to catch howl off guard every now and again. maybe do keep an eye on him, though. wouldn’t want him to accidentally set a fire.

howl & nikolai: they’re both flamboyant and blonde, i feel like they might as well be the same person, except one is a wizard and the other is a prince. nik isn’t as dramatic, but he’s still kind of extra. thinks very highly of himself, always has a comeback, a backup plan. i have no idea what kind of relationship can come from this, but i feel like they’d get along, somehow. just bc they’re so similar. they could potentially trip over the fact that nik is very duty-oriented and howl avoids active duty? or the draft, rather.

howl & theo: if howl can drag theo out from behind his walls, all the power to howl tbh. either i imagine howl will be frustrated at the lack of response to his antics, or he’ll try harder? hope howl likes getting dragged fgdgd. maybe they’ll drag each other. i’d pay money for this tbh.

[avani008]

Anon requested Krishna, Hogwarts AU, which I’d already answered here, but I love this verse, so here, have more:

The Slytherin common room is chilly at the best of times, but never more so than now, on those rare occasions when Shishupala bestirs himself to taunt the lone Muggleborn in their midst. 

“Poor Krishna,” he clucks with mock sympathy, “raised in ignorance. I hear the family still believes elves will do their chores, if they woo them with bread and milk and cheese. That’s never true, is it?”

Krishna meets his gaze levelly. More often than not, he steals away, to study his secrets in peace; but winter and the new curfew put an end to those dreams. He does not know yet, not officially, about the truth of his heritage and the secrets buried in a jail cell across the North Sea, does not know that one day he will look across a room at Shishupala and watch him choke on the word cousin; but he knows enough not to give Shishupala the satisfaction of a response. 

Silence has never stopped Shishupala; why should it now? He leans forward, encouraged by the crowd gathering around, and asks. “And I hear you still leave bread and milk and cheese by your bedside, just like a good little boy.”

There is a village full of indignant milkmaids who would laugh themselves to tears to hear of their Kanha ever being called a good little boy, but that doesn’t belong here, not in this room, not now. 

Shishupala pauses for effect and wants to know: “Do the house-elves come to you and do your bidding, then? Or are Mudblood tricks only so useful?”

“Sometimes they do,” Krishna replies mildly. “If I ask nicely.” 

Sarcasm his housemates delight in; anger they would have rejoiced to find; but half-hearted honesty leaves them helpless. Krishna favors them with one last insincere smile, and ducks, once more, behind The Practical Potioneer. 

He knows, as well as Shishupala does, that the house-elves of Hogwarts are bound to the school, forced to obey the demand of any student whether or not they leave presents behind; and he knows that the injustice of it makes him just as angry as it does his brother, fierce and frightening at the pit of his stomach.

But he is not Balarama, to storm and scowl and thrust clothing into unsuspecting house-elves’ hands; no, his is the path of doing what he can do make the elves’ lives slightly more palatable, of presenting himself as distraction whenever he catches a cruel classmate tormenting an elf, of setting his plans in motion for one day destroying this reprehensible system of slavery from the ground up. 

He can see the cracks forming, slow but sure; and one day all it will take is a fist--final and unforgiving--to break the glass that keeps them bound and set them free. 

He can wait until then--but he knows he won’t wait long. 

[delicrieux]

anons🌻 said: hi i was wondering if i could request an imagine where charlie wants to introduce mc to his family as his gf (end of fifth year maybe?) but he’s scared what they’ll think because she’s a slytherin or something idk /  Hi are you able to do a Charlie x Slytherin mc? She could be sarcastic and blunt with a bad case of resting bitch face but a complete sweetie if you get to know her.Has feelings for Char but tries to deny it and Char adores her.Based off of Hogwarts Mystery so she’d know the gang and all.Can the whole plot be about an upcoming Slytherin vs Gryffindor quidditch game?Rivalry between the teams during practice and the game would be great.Mc can be a seeker and rival Charlie.Btw I love your fics ❤️❤️

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Charlie Weasley could recognise your perfume anywhere – a strong, misty scent, dapped in mystery and allure. He has grown quite used to it by now, seeing as you wore it like a personalised statement. No one else dared to copy you, afraid of your cold gaze and unimpressed arch of your brow as a silent challenge to question your authority. He, once upon a time, was also a recipient of such stares, though now…they fade in memory. You had long ago unfolded yourself, took off the mask of unapproachability and smiled warmly in his direction. You are, by all means, a true sweetheart once you grow close to someone, though it is extremely difficult for you to open up.

Charlie spots you emerging from the train, raindrops dotting on your hair. He waits for you with an umbrella above him, a grin blossoming on his lips once your eyes connect. You quicken your step, jump over a puddle, and before long you reach it and your cold skin heaves with tingles once his hand engulfs yours. You spring on your toes, peck him on the side of his lips in a wordless hello. He is beyond pleased to see you this August afternoon. However, he also feels anxiety knotting in his stomach. Today you are to meet his family. And he fears above all else that they will not accept you because of your Serpent crest.

It had not always been sweet kisses and holding hands in the rain. For the first five years you and he were nothing but fierce rivals, competing in the game of quidditch and the game of life. The months leading up to the Final were a hectic mess of frustration and unresolved feelings. He had grown to hate your presence simply for the fact that you were enemies on the field and you appeared to not appreciate the position you were in. That was just your face, forever unimpressed, forever bored of reality. You had long dubbed him a nuisance for being a Weasley. Your sarcasm and blunt biting words would sometimes hit too close, but he would never admit so. His compassion, even if it was fake most times than not, would tug at your heartstrings, and even if you wanted to tell him you found yourself not as well versed in English as you had first thought.

It was a confusing, tense period. The game itself was a hazy memory, dreamlike. All he and you can clearly remember is the heated kiss you had shared afterwards, it, too, burning with the same rivalry desire that faded into something much softer - love.

“What’s wrong?” Your voice cuts through the rain, shoulders shivering ever so slightly. Charlie hums, pulls you closer, his hand leaving yours to wrap around your waist, “I can tell something’s the matter. Spit it out.”

“I’m…a bit worried.” He admits sheepish. A frown knots your brows.

“Why?”

“That my parents—“

“-Wont like me?” You finish for him, your tone hash, though he knows you well enough by now that you are simply standoffish, “Charlie, whether they approve of me or not I will still like you. That will not change even if they throw me out your home.”

“Not sure they would do that…”

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[cr3v]

Steve Rogers in MCU!

Aha!! Got Steve done!

send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (i don’t bang anyone 😂)

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality:

bravery - The second I fell in love with Steve Rogers was when I saw him jump on top of that grenade in TFA.

kindness - Not many people are kind to the people Steve’s kind to, be it Wanda and Pietro or even Vision.

snark - it’s so understated! the way he’s droll in the subtlest ways and it’s not mean-spirited at all. i only caught the dry humor upon rewatches. i can’t detect sarcasm or dry humor online or irl [-c°▥°]-c

worst quality:

caught up in his head - Not talking about his leadership or strategy - more about his personal dealings with people. He’s got a way of taking things that happen to him, forming an opinion and sticking to it (i guess it’s a defense mech i’m familiar with hah!). From the outside, he’s fine, he’s fine. Up until the moment it gets a bit too much and he cracks. his words and actions get brusque and you know he’s hurting so much but he doesn’t really ask for help and he retreats to put himself back together all on his own after all the action :(. i’m glad Sam, Nat and Sharon do try to nudge him out of this pattern.

ship them with: pretty much everyone

Tony - Ahhhh, the closest thing to an OTP I have. (i could write a 50 page report on all the ways I love Steve and Tony together )

Sam - Bless The Winter Soldier, it’s still the best RomCom set in DC :’3. SamSteve comes very close to Stony for me personally though I do tend not to be very public with my headcanons for them?

Bucky - I actually chase more fanart of Stucky than fics and I’m really selective with the tropes and authors I read. I love everyone I have stuck to tho :3.

Thor - The two Golden Retrievers of the lot! I have a ton of ThunderShield feels :3

Peggy - So… many… femdom stories bookmarked. I love it when anyone takes care of Steve in general but it’s got such a longing and depth when it’s with Peggy :’3? I’m really attached to the first Cap movie too.  

Nat - There’s something bold yet intimate about these two? like they have a tiny world unto themselves, with secret gestures and an almost telepathic connection? Nat won’t let many people in but she’s stuck by Steve :’)

Clint - Ahhhh. I love these two, both with Clint taking care of Steve and vice versa.

Sharon - They’re adorable together. like, two practical people, it’s the brightness that Steve deserves. But at the same time, they’re also really hot together.

Rhodey - I generally love Steve with Rhodey, especially if Sam’s with Tony :3. Just love the “You’re dating my best friend!” round-robin shovel talks. I guess this works for SteveRhodey and WinterIron too 😂. (very rare to find fics like this and fics I like with this dynamic though)

Scott - I think for all the hero worship Scott has for Steve, he’s also great at reading people and he’d pick up just how lonely Steve is? And will try his best to bring Steve into his family’s lives.

brotp them with:

hmmmm. pretty much anyone, depending on how a story or headcanon goes :3. too many writers have given me too many different relationship dynamics in different verses that work for me.

needs to stay away from:

Ross. Hydra. Anti-vaxxers.

misc. thoughts:

I adore Steve and I tend to be very protective and forgiving of him because I think he’s suffered enough and he deserves a break and all the happiness in the world └[ ◕ 〜 ◕ ]┘