#Sam/Evan
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respectissexy · 3 months ago
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You ship Sam and Evan for the tenderness, I ship Sam and Evan because the idea of celebrity talk show host Sam Britain introducing her boyfriend Evan Kelmp to a bunch of British celebrities is so fucking funny to me. Evan Kelmp standing next to Sam on the red carpet and getting a microphone shoved in his face and saying something so unhinged that it overshadows the whole Emmys. Evan Kelmp charged with aggravated assault after being startled on date night by a papparazzo. Tabloid headlines reading "Sam Britain stands by her man after brutal attack on The Sun photographer." Do you see the vision.
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ghostcashewart · 20 days ago
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i've been meaning to draw these two again 😭
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chillinglikeashilling · 1 month ago
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I will say the thing that annoyed me the most about people who complain about Sam/Evan shippers is that they make it sound like the ao3 and the Tumblr tags are wall to ceiling Sam/Evan content and little else, but then I looked up the ship on ao3 and there were all of 25 fics, some of which are fully poly program fanfic.
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Don't get my hopes up about fandom actually producing content around and focused on Black characters...please.
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briarlovesclara · 2 months ago
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listen im not fully inherently on the sam evan ship train and i am VERY HAPPY with them being bestfriends who are like (spoilers from here on out ep 4) wow look at my best friend who's a badass they're so cool BUT. as a treat to form an alliance with the sam evan shippers may i offer evan being the more aggressive one (and not in an infantilizing way but more protective) in this ep and then sam setting off an explosion that covers the bad guys in glitter and he's like ohhh okay. so that made me feel things
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periru3 · 1 month ago
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When this season started I could not possibly have told you that Sam/Evan would be like…. One of the most romantic things I’ve ever seen on my TV screen? Holy shit. So fucking deeply romantic I don’t even know what to do with it????
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iam-the-wild · 30 days ago
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First time by Hozier fits Sam and Evan really well
"Remember once I told you 'bout
How before I heard it from your mouth
My name would always hit my ears
As such an awful sound
And the soul, if that's what you'd call it
Uneasy ally of the body
It felt nameless as a river undiscovered underground
And the first time that you kissed me
I drank dry the River Lethe
The Liffey would have been softer on my stomach all the same
But you spoke some quick new music
That went so far to soothe this soul
As it was and ever shall be
Unearth without a name
Some part of me must have died
The first time that you called me baby
And some part of me came alive
The first time that you called me baby
These days I think I owe my life
To flowers that were left here by my mother
Ain't that like them, gifting life to you again
This life lived mostly underground
Unknowing either sight nor sound
'Til reaching up for sunlight
Just to be ripped out by the stem
Sensing only now it's dying
Drying out then drowning blindly
Blooming forth its every colour
In the moments it has left
To share the space with simple living things
Infinitely suffering
But fighting off like all creation
The absence of itself
Anyway
The last time it was heard out loud
The perfect genius of our hands and mouths were shocked
To resignation as the arguing declined
When I was young I used to guess
Are there limits to any emptiness?
When was the last time?
C'mere to me, when was the last time?
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venus-ceros · 1 month ago
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Gonna Rec my Sam/Evan playlist because I dont see many out there!!!
Please rec more songs or feel free to ask why certain songs are in the playlist :)! I have reasons for most of them but if people dont think one fits I'm up for debate (ALSO DONT BE SHY TO POINT OUT A SONG THAT DOESNT FIT. I DRIVE WITH THIS PLAYLIST SO I MIGHT NOT HAVE NOTICED THAT SOMETHING IS MORE MY TASTE THAN IT IS EV/SAM)
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jackklinemybeloved · 1 day ago
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the glow up that is the pc romances of mismag…
“all of your favorite things about me are my least favorite things about myself” -> “the thing that you think brings you ahead [that you fear is the only reason people like you] is the part of you that I like the least”
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vortahoney · 1 month ago
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I wish any of you nerds ever fucked with country music bc Turnpike Troubadour’s “Old Time Feeling (Like Before)” is the Sam/Evan song of all time
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flow33didontsmoke · 3 months ago
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when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute
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respectissexy · 2 months ago
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This is just a reminder that @quiddie is multiple times on the record saying that she loves and reads all the smut, so you should post all your Sam/Evan/Jammer mind control fics so she can see them.
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colmiillo · 4 months ago
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me acting like I just didn't read the most filthy nasty hot smut fic of my life
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chillinglikeashilling · 1 month ago
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I'm gonna be completely honest here, despite the little headcanons I wrote from the start of the campaign up until halfway through this episode I did not think it was gonna be canon.
Congratulations to y'all who saw and believed in the vision.
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wizard-loving-wizard · 2 months ago
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magical misfits + text posts
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miscellaneousrenaissant · 2 months ago
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Can't wait for this week's episode
Bonus Guest Star:
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nosnexus · 2 months ago
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Thank you Aabria and Brennen for one of the quietest and scariest descriptions of the death of a character I've ever heard.
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