#Sam and Taurtis are based on real people I know

[ariacodfish]

General disclaimers:

-Read the tags and the trigger warnings between each chapter

-all sexual violence is canon typical to Kingdom of Valor and offscreen, but the story is still heavy.

-PLEASE only interact with this fic if you are 17+

[sketchygainedyoursoul]

Tokyo Soul summary ep 1 bc i cant rn

@paranoidpug frick you but there's a third series just called "Yandere" and the thumbnail is grian sam and taurtis as children so do with that what you will

anyway lads so to those of you who don't know my good friend Pug sacrificed her sanity for a good smarru of samgladiator's infamous yhs series. And her sanity, despite rumors of grian angst in the sequel series Tokyo Soul, could not handle anymore. So she requested for someone else to take up the mantle.

So i volunteered. Anyway here we go

Parts 2/3/4/5

Tokyo Soul e1: New beginnings

"you are now sitting" okay

Taurtis: *snoring and clearly sleeping* Sam: I think he has a serious problem *slaps him awake* Taurtis: hwhheugwauhway? Same: you had like, a sleeping condition

Why did Taurtis think they were going to disney land nooo ;w;

Sam: I know big cities kinda scare you so that's why i didn't tell you we were going to tokyo Taurtis: is there going to be lots of people? Sam: yes

what the shit sam stop scaring Taurtis with the concept of big cities

Taurtis: *wants to go home* Sam: we can't go home because were in witness protection YA GOOF

sam stop making fun of taurtis' chin

lads i need to slow down we're not even two minutes in

SUHSIWUSHI

SAM WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CNA'T READ JAPANESE YOU'VE LIVED THERE YOUR WHOLE LIFE MAYBE

Sam: I'm not japanese! Tautris: you live in japan! See? taurtis gets it

sam what the fuck is that accent i'm sobbing

me, who didn't watch yhs: *tearing up the room* WHERE'S GRIAN

Dom is so far the best character and he's had like three lines

please their fake accents are making me so uncomfortable ;w;w;w;w;

"<Old_Kurokuma> mm fresh meat..." WHAT

oh

oh my god dom stop flirting with the old guy ;w;

IS DOM GETTING SEXUALLY HARRASED WHAT

also sorry Pug i know you want Grian angst but Dom is my new favorite character also I haven't seen Grian yet sadly

oh so Taurtis can't read japanese but he can speak it? got it

IgbarVonSquid is mvp he knows where the sushiwushi is

Sam, based off of what i know from Yhs, please, leave the dumpsters alone. no matter how great they look

Sam nobody wants to go into your dark alley just go follow IgbarVonSquid to your sushiwushi

istg the old man is literally an scp

Sam, who was the one who coerced Taurtis to go back into the alley despite Taurtis just wanting sushiwushi: "why'd you make me come back here Taurtis?"

why are they burning money this is some real anticapitalist shit right here

OH MY GOD THEY'RE BEING OFFERED SUGAR

OH MY GOD THEY'RE ON FIRE

Dom, when on fire: stop drop and rick roll

sam don't steal the fucking bike

Igbar is biggest brain

dom is top ten road crosser

Sam and Taurtis: Is the car parked or is it moving really slow? IgbarVonSquid: what the fuck is even happenign

halfway through the episode and finally they are at sushiwushi

Sam: Here's a moneys Taurtis: you didn't have to pay him

Sam: you gonna sit in it? Taurtis: I FORGOT HOW TO SIT SAM

why for fucks sake did taurtis bring a mountain dew and sam bring snacks to a fnacy resturaunt ;w;

when will they stop antagonizing the waitress it never ends

Taurtis: no don't order the pufferfish they might be pete's children! Sam: i would like all the pufferfish please :)

OH NO THE WAITRESS SAID FOR PETE TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN I STG

Taurtis: I kinda have a trigger when i see girls with knives (write that down write that down) Sam: *laughs* oh yeah

oh my god the old guy is back i hope this doesn't become a running joke

Sam: should we go complain about our food nto being ready? Me: i'ts been five minutes ;w;

Taurtis has raised dead fish? alright then

Sam don't eat a stranger's sushi wtfff

Okami gave sam a phone and did not give taurtis one remember this is coming from sam do not trust it

KIYU ARRIVES

DONT PRANK SOCILA WOKRERS (i think she's a social worker? might just be a student idk) SAM WTFF

oh my god now they're re doing it bc taurtis didn't record ;w;

it wasn't even that funny

yeah probably someone with the witness protection program at least

oh my god sam why aren't you paying you have 31 dollar wtf AND THE WIATRESS HAS A KNIFE WHY ARE YOU TORMENTING KIYU LIKE THIS

god bless kiyu

Sam: my phone Taurtis: our phone Russian anthem: *begins*

okay wtf was that ending? no sign, no end card, no nothing, just Kiyu ending her scentence and then the video restarting???

Pug you should know that Taurtis is treating Sam like they are good chummy old buddy pals once more, and i don't know if that was occuring at the end of last series because i did not watch it, so keep that in mind. Also, Grian dissapeared. He may have gone back to britain, I do not know.

Also, lads, if you haven't noticed, my way of doing reviews is a sort of live reaction per episode, but this whole thing is new, so i don't really know how to do this, and there are 85 episodes, so things are subject to change.

anyway, seeya maybe in an hour depending on Carl's decision of what i do next lol

[give-grian-rights]

Do you see there being a timeline between yhs and hermitcraft or as separate continuitys because I like the idea of a timeline for semi angst purposes but I'm not sure how to incorporate it (sorry this is worded weirdly)

Anon, you have no idea how long i’ve waited for an ask like this.

okay,,, so,,, I have actually had a LOT of thought into how to frame a timeline where YHS and Hermitcraft could coexist in the same verse. This involved coming up with many explanations for minecraft mechanics, the differences in lifestyle, etc. This holds spoilers for YHS, and it’s season two Tokyo Soul. A summary is at the end.

 So,,, I see it as a continuous timeline, in most of my sorta,,, au,,, brainstorming. The way I’ve pieced it together the Minecraft world is:

Earth, where YHS would take place, is a sort of central hub. Servers are parallel universes to earth. I think of it as the real world theory, that there’s a different timeline for every action that could’ve been taken. Say in your timeline, you choose not to go to school or wok on a certain day, there’d would then be a timeline where you did.

So, humanity learned how to access these universes. A blank slate, a way to disperse population by opening hundreds of thousands of “servers” in these infinite universes, all with differences varying from the earth we all know.

As hundreds of universes turned into thousands, and thousands tuned into millions, more and more differences began occurring. The use of technology, the odd nature and affects of using such abilities to create an ever-expanding list of oddities, lead to things such as creepers or skeletons to become a normal occurrence.

Many people took to fleeing the “normal” earth worlds, to explore these new, dangerous worlds as a way to have a feeling of greater purpose, to exploit and learn of these new concepts and make the most of it.

With these constantly changing environments, finicky technology and ever-growing list of oddities across worlds, children began eventually being born with abilities and things to adapt to these scenarios and environments.

Live in a slime chunk? possibility of your kid ending up as part slime. (Explains the existence of yhs’ powerdragon, or hc ijevin)

your base is in the nether, you constantly die from blazes or things?  your kid’s got horns or red eyes (yuki and tango)

and so on, and so on. Of course with the dangerous world of Minecraft,  most people choose to raise their children in a hub “earth” which would explain hermits having accents of the counties they live in.

I think, that there would be some countries or towns, or even worlds, with an almost cult-like behavior, that don’t acknowledge the existence of the multi-verse. YHS would take place in one of these worlds.

The end of Tokyo Soul, aka YHS season two, left with their world destroyed. Obliterated, nothing standing but a single house belonging to The Trouble Trio. The only things left in existence being Sam, Taurtis, Grian, their house, and the items they had with them on their inventory. 

Perhaps there was an active rebellion against worlds such as their’s, hiding hte existence of the multi-verse. Perhaps someone left a command block, hidden within the house that went untouched. Perhaps after who knows how long of immortality within an empty existence, Grian found it.

Grian accidentally ends up in a creative, flat world. This is where he learned how to build.  As time went on, and he better understood some of the mechanics the wold had to offer he managed to use the command bock to learn more about the multiverse, Perhaps a “command bock” s more modern looking, functioning more like a tablet than the simple form it has in the actual game

He learned of the existence of survival world. Of ways to live without perma-death, of the multiverse. He decides he wants to experience “beta” worlds, early, finicky worlds that go without some of the oddities of later “Versions” and so he begins Evo.

 Command Blocks, in this context, would also function as forums. Perhaps a notification would go to certain people that a new server had started, and a limited amount of individuals would join. 

And so would begin Grian’s journey into exploring what the multi-verse offers. 

This got,, really out of hand, but i’ve been thinking about this non-stop since who knows how long. in short:

Minecraft is a multi-verse. there’s an earth, this is where most people live. there are multiple earths vaguely similar, some of which hide the existence of the multiverse which hold mobs and elytras and the like. YHS took place in one of these dimensions. After the events of Tokyo Soul, Grian found a command block which brought him to a super flat world, where he began learning how to build. The events of Evo would then follow before he finds himself in hermitcraft.