#Sam Twisted Wonderland

[zvezdacito]

^ Random non-student characters + stylization test doodles I drew idk. Maleficia, Falena and Ace's brother are my fan designs as they have yet to actually appear in canon.

Here's some notes i made on Falena's design in relation to Leona + lore from other characters' designs too because i wss too lazy to make more graphics lol:

[juno-of-wonderland]

Calling the staff "dad"

edit made on 10/27: Sam is now not speaking my mother tongue, sorry for that

warning: not reviewed

Dire Crowley

"are you done with-" "yes dad, I already did that" "…"

-this guy will ask permission to leave and will cry with happiness in the magic mirror -I also cried in the bath -he would boast about this to the other staff

Divus Crewel

"puppy you need to be more attentive" mumbling"sorry dad"

-he will ask you to repeat what you said -he had already adopted you before -but now he will ask you to sign the paper

Mozus Trein

"Dad, can you explain this part to me? I didn't understand very well" "…Of course"

-you think you saw the ghost of a smile on his face -he thinks: it looks like I have four children now -He is happy but shows it in his reserved way

Sam

you're trying to get something from the high shelf but you can't appears next to you "here little shadow" "thanks Dad"

-…he's too young to be a father, but he's not complaining -will teach you to be an entrepreneur -will make you sign an adoption document without you realizing

Ashton Vargas

"you're doing great kid!" breathless "thank you dad"

-oh, he's happy -it's like they gave him infinite cans of energy drink -I feel sorry for you and hurt other students when he gets so excited

[bunnwich]

🎩☠️

Immortal Bartender Sam

How can he show you? Where are the words?

He’s lived so long and seen so many friends and lovers come and go, no one ever stays for long. There’s something...different about you, little imp. An invisible thread that draws the two of you close. He should know of these things after all. You stay deep into the night and sometimes even the morning. Your conversations fill a lifetime of solitude. Sometimes even a dance is shared. Then goodbye, for now.

When will you disappear completely, little imp? Will you grow tired of visiting him, or will this time be different?

He can’t bring himself to ask the question that he craves the answer for-

Will you stay?

(Art piece for @evilcokito who has been my dear friend for so long in the fandom now and who just reached a milestone. Please come get your man, he wants to know your answer.)

[chemila]

I don't know/haven't met some of the people here.

TWISTED WONDERLAND

NPC LOVE / HATE

[twstem]

[boopshoops]

SAM MY POOKIE COOKIN

I'M nOt sure what to put for Sam chef headcanons as I don't know much about him, but I think he'd be good at it! :D thoughts?

The poll returns!!

TAGS!!! hi pookies :]

@the-trinket-witch @thehollowwriter @distant-velleity @techno-danger @scint1llat3

@lowcallyfruity @kitwasnothere @cecilebutcher @skriblee-ksk @justm3di0cr3

@beneathsakurashade @qsoap @twsted-canvas @prince-kallisto @kathxrat-01

[demon-lover-669]

Y/n: *walking into Sam’s shop*

Sam: Hello my dear how can I help you

Y/n: *sighs* this is a long story but ace needs laxatives.

Sam: oh.

Y/n: yeah he ate the foam fruit decor that was in the ramshack closet

Sam: he ate what?

Y/n: *disappointed Sigh* he ate some fake fruit that was made of foam, sawdust and modeling wax.

Sam: *bagging the laxatives* yeah how did that do for him?

Y/n: he’s so plugged up with fake fruit he can’t even eat

Sam: *nods as y/n pays him* why not go to the see a nurse

Y/n: he’s scared they’ll call riddle

[saikira999]

SAM, PLEASE.

[midostree-art]

Accept this quick sketch of Sam I made when I had the art zoomies 🎩💀

[cyath]

RAHHHH IM FREE FROM THE ART BLOCK 👹👹👹

[evilcokito]

Yeeeeeeeeehaww

[thedrummhare]

Context: Somewhere in one of the stories it was said that Sam and the Director have a game where Crowley always tries to catch Sam with something that isn't in his shop. And always loses.

[quartztwst]

OH MY GOD

[curseds-spamblog]

i thought about that ace meme for weeks before making it it isn’t even rent free at this point they’re charging me anyways enjoy

[bunniehunn]

Forced my older brother to rate the twst characters cuz everyone else is doing it. +his input

@blood-red-bumblebee YOU WON!!!!!

WARNING: very obscure references cuz my brothers a freaking nerd.

Riddle: “he looks like a woman.”

Ace: “cool wordplay and eyepatch (makeup)”

Deuce: “he looks like he would kill someone.”

Trey: “looks like he would kill someone in a bad way.”

Cater: “average chronically online person.”

Azul: “snatcher Hat in Time. Cool design.”

Jade: “looks very proper.”

Floyd: “he looks as deranged as you can get with a twink.”

Kalim: “design is very good. Reminds me of dark souls.”

Jamil: “toxic yaoi. I like the hood.” (I told him about Kalim and Jamil’s relationship and that was his immediate reaction 💀)

Epel: “design stands out. Looks transmasc.”

Vil: “doesn’t stand out.” (I’m about to commit axe murder someone hold me back.)

Rook: “bloodborne if it was blue. EW FRENCH.”

Idia: “looks like Nagito.”

Ortho: “not much to say. K1-bo.”

Leona: “ooh. He actually looks cool cuz he’s part furry.”

Jack: “wow. I actually like his design.” (enthusiastic)

Ruggie: “Gorou. Average, I like his scarf.”

Malleus: “I like his design. The green is very neon.”

Lilia: “also looks like a woman. Not in the same way though.”

Silver: “Silver twisted wonderland hehe. Meh.”

Sebek: “doesn’t stand out much.”

Crowley: “looks like a fatui harbinger and I love that for him.” (very enthusiastic)

Grim: “he’s a goober. I like the tail.”

Crewel: “oh my goodness. Very fluffy.”

Trein: “cool.”

The cat: “it’s a cat.”

Vargas: “Chad.”

Sam: “feels like they whitewashed him.”

[yichi-is-a-bitch]

TWST Incorrect quote #12

Crewel: "I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why."

Sam: "Only if you also don't ask why"

Sam: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* "Take your pick."

Crewel: "..."

Sam: "..."

Crewel: "This one is fine..."