#Sam Sdv

[wheresthecoffee]

Well, I married Sam so.. He probably told his father enough about the farmer for him too know that bombs are useful.

Thinking about Kent from Stardew Valley, I've often wondered why basically all he talks about to you is about his trauma. Like that's fine I guess but I've casually wondered why it's pretty much the only thing he ever talks about to you.

But it just occurred to me that Sam, Vincent, and Jodi note that he doesn't tell them what's wrong. It's surprising to Jodi that he hates the sound of popcorn, Vincent and Sam both note that he's different but they don't know why, he goes to festivals even though crowds and open fields trigger him.

He's trying very badly to hide it but he needs to talk about it. And the farmer has no preexisting ideas about him. Depending on how long he's been gone this time, you may be the only person in town that didn't know him before he went to the front lines. He's trauma dumping to you and only you because he has no idea to live up to in your mind. You're a blank slate. A new relationship. He doesn't have to pretend to be strong around you. He can just be miserable in your presence and you let him and give him roasted hazelnuts sometimes and roasted hazelnuts remind him of his mom and that's basically what your relationship boils down to. You're the person that will stand next to the river with him and go "Damn dude that sucks do you want an egg"

[xkiitsuunee]

I think we are not talking enough about Sebastian in the new Symphony of Seasons poster.. Just look at him.. my little pookie

[fightxer]

Another one???? i guess so!

[moonferry]

u know how it is babey. back at it again with some sdv memes 💥💥

nonmarrigable npc version here

npcs pt. 2 here

[lordcryosrealmoftrash]

One thing that always bugs me when I see stardew bachelor and bachelorette headcanons is when people not only make Abigail younger than Maru but also the youngest overall. While I know that the canon reason Sebastian doesn't hang out with Maru is Demetrius and favoritism shown towards her, I feel like he couldn't exactly tell Maru or his family that. So I'm betting his excuse is that she's too young. My reasoning is that I'm a younger sibling, and this is always the go-to excuse. This is why it makes no sense for Abigail, one of Sebastian's friends, to be younger. I get that "Maru is a nurse" but considering that she's also clearly a prodigy and I highly doubt anyone else in town would be capable of being a nurse, I betting Maru is employed less than legally, because the town is barely holding on to Harvey. Do you really think they would be able to convince an actual nurse to act as a glorified receptionist for a clinic that's barely open in the middle of nowhere?

Anyway here are the real ages of the bachelor/ettes according to my completely correct assumptions

Maru: 18-19 she's just a super genius

Sam, Sebastian, Abigail, Alex, and Haley: 20-21 they all went to high school together and you can't tell me otherwise

Penny: 23-24

Leah: 25-26

Elliot: 27-28 he only appears older because he acts like that

Emily: 28-29

Shane: 29-30 he has aged poorly

Harvey: 32-33

Yall only think Abigail is younger because she's living with her parents and is slightly immature, news flash living with your parents is becoming the norm because the economy sucks, it does not make her a child. What makes her childish is that she makes no conscious effort to move out despite hating her living situation.

[nendracula]

duality of a jojamart employee

[ryliith]

Some lame stickers! :) you guys got any more ideas for other character's stickers ?

[vilochkaaa]

so canon to me.

[marksshelter]

I didn't know what to draw so i did this 😭

Original:

[yaoicarus]

im sure this is what happened during the 8 hearts event

[skipppppy]

I want to thank everyone so much for the support on my timeskip bachelorette art!!! Glad you were all excited to see the boys. Hopefully I didn’t keep you all waiting too long and hopefully I did them justice! Here they are! (and Krobus)

(Also. If you like these and want me to draw your farmer smooching their spouse, I can! My commission info is here)

[charlikesalmon]

my stardew farmer sona + a silly lol

[resident-rat]

[moonferry]

i saw someone say abby would get the mermaid pendant tattooed on her so she could explore the mines without losing it SO here's how i think the other marriagables would wear their pendant:

* sebastian makes it into an earring

* elliott makes it into an earring or a fancy hair clip.

* harvey doesn't ACTUALLY wear it, he simply keeps it in the left side pocket of his shirt (so you can be as close to his heart as possible)

* shane makes it into a bracelet and probably adds some charms to represent the two of you (and maybe jas + marnie)

* haley wears it as a necklace or makes it into a ring (or gets a ring version because she doesn't want to damage the actual shell)

* sam paints it onto his guitar. he also wears it around his neck (it becomes one of the two necklaces he never takes off, the other being kent's dog tags)

* alex keeps his in a safe spot in the farmhouse. he instead chooses to wear a different type of jewelry or accessory (he also got you a matching version <3. what it is depends on his mood for the day.)

* penny made her's into a brooch and wears it underneath her teaching name tag.

* maru made it into an anklet (she doesn't want it dangling and getting caught in her machines as she works)

* leah added it to a keychain & often hangs it from her tool belt when she's carving. pretty sure there's some wood shavings inside it now. oops.

* emily adds several crystals and makes the pendant into a better necklace. all the crystals represent love and prosperity in some way.

* abby, of course, would get it tattooed because i really liked that idea.

[alot0ftea]

ANTHING 4 YOU MY KING