#Salt Cover

[saltcover]

As vezes, estas loucuras invadem a vida real

Ontem recebi no meu serviço a visita de um parceiro de negócios do meu local de trabalho. Acompanhado do filho dele que... assiste a Salt Cover. É mole? É raro, mas acontece, rs. No meu antigo serviço, também já trabalhei com uma pessoa que conhecia o canal. Na MTV, Rafael Queiroga disse que conheceu a Salt Cover, inclusive, pelo canal igorcbarros, onde tudo começou, em baixa definição. E teve um evento de fãs de Chaves e Chapolin, que teve a aparição de Sabrina Sato, Zina e Alfinete (do Pânico, ainda na RedeTV!) e quando eu saí, fui surpreendido com pessoas cantarolando Com Quantas Letras Se Escreve Natal.

[arthurfan8]

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[mitskiluvr]

“akechi doesn’t like joker!!! he tried to kill him!!! he doesn’t like him!!!” okay AND??? obviously YOU don’t understand the homoromanticism of killing the person you’re in love with … don’t make that MY problem

[myokk]

💘

[3majorursaminor77]

Ed Teach does in fact have a head of smoke, it's just tobacco smoke floating around him as he smokes his pipe and watches Stede Bonnet sleeping with the utmost of care.

And he also does have red eyes (heart eyes) that burn with love and passion as he gazes adoringly at Stede at all times.

[random-dragon-exe]

Okay, MAJOR SALT COMING! Also a long post!

So I have the Disney Villains tarot deck but before I go into the salt part of the post, let's go into the positives.

The cards have stunning art and each card is appropriately themed to the villain generally speaking about 98% of the time. (IMO).

Another positive is the roster of villains included. Seeing even a few minor/underrated villains is pretty cool and impressive.

Some examples of these villains include Bowler Hat Guy, Madame Mim, Madame Medusa, and possibly Yzma.

Now onto the salt.

As impressive as the span of villains is, two villains are absent who (IMO) deserved a card.

King Candy

Frollo

First, there are other villains absent, but I'm sticking to these two since I've seen these movies. Now going in order, it is an absolute SHAME (IMO) that King Candy doesn't have a card, but I have an idea of which card suits him best.

The King of Swords. Although this card is given to Scar, and I do love how it looks, I believe that King Candy deserved it.

Plus, Scar appears on like three other cards, so I think it's okay for him to appear three times (sorry Scar, I do love you too).

Anyway, I'm going to go into some detail as to why I believe King Candy/Turbo deserves the card by going into the meaning of it and how it relates to him.

I'll admit, I have a lot of points and can talk about this for days, but I'm going to condense them to 3-ish. I'll do the same for Frollo too in a part 2 post.

Going for a two in one here: The card is about being an authority who uses reason and their intelligence for good. while the reverse of this is being cunning to deceive people.

After Turbo hijacked Sugar Rush, he was very methodical about his approach to make it sound like he's their rightful ruler. He locked up their memories, then he fabricated the lie that she was a danger to their game. Turbo did his best to make sure nothing went unchecked and made sure to make the lie sound convincing to protect them (but mostly him). He's very strategic, and was able to come up with a plan to manipulate Ralph with 16 manipulation tactics in one go. He was even able to feign being concerned to play on Ralph's attachment to Vanellope.

I think the best line that best captures this aspect of the card is "Doing what's right, no matter what." AKA: He recognizes that it may sound harsh, but he makes his lies sound reasonable to protect his subjects and game.

The card also represents enjoying structure when upright. But it's controlling and oppressive in a need for order when reversed.

Turbo needs everything to be to be going his way, as he's a control freak.

Inserting the test animation here, he even says "You are a threat to my game, to the order I have maintained. And if there's one thing I can't abide, it's anything out of order!"

Also, the split-second something isn't in his control, he starts to fumble and break into either rage or nervously laughing. He's capable of coming off as cool and composed, but he's scared of being caught and it can cause him to lash out in anger (another aspect of the card).

Just as mentioned in the previous point, he made sure nothing went unchecked and made an entire world literally revolve around him. He can and WILL happily use all of his resources of excessive force he has like the cops, the Sugar Rush equivalent of S.W.A.T., and the fungeon to detain someone who stands in his way.

As a minor note, there's a line in the tarot guidebook that states the reverse of the card can represent "someone who needs to win at any cost." Which describes Turbo to a T. He not only wants attention but he's also extremely competitive. It's part of his programming, and it ties to his love for racing. To always come out on top and be #1. No matter who or what stands in his way.

That core drive (pun intended) was the cause of his villainy in the first place and earned him his infamous status in the arcade.

Okay, I don't want to sound too salty, but you can imagine my disappointment when King Candy didn't get a card.

Oh well, Its fine, I still love and use this deck.

So I guess we can call this the thrilling conclusion to the 3 part saga of including King Candy in Disney Villain merchandise.

Also as a sidenote: hypothetically if he did get this card, what would the imagery be?

I feel the card has the potential to get creative with the glitch effects. For example make it so that he's glitching between the Turbo appearance and the King Candy appearance. If we want to be a little cheeky, we could have it set in his castle, and out the window, we see a the cybug Ralph initially sent to SR flying outside a castle window. (similar to Hook's card as the crocodile is seen outside)

So basically, my interpretation would be a mix of these images and Captain Hook's card:

But, if anyone else has really cool ideas, I'd love to hear them! If you want, you could also draw it out to illustrate your point (pun intended) Honestly please do, I'd love to see other people's interpretations of this card for him. The possibilities are endless!

Join me in my antics next time when I analyze Frollo and and the card I think he should've gotten.

[melodiousramblings]

THEY MADE A FUCKING STATUE IN HIS HONOR A MORHERFUCKING STATUE TO THAT ABUSIVE PIECE OF SHIT DOMESTIC TERRORIST FUCKHOLE

AND OF COURSE ADRIEN DOESNT FIND OUT ANYTHING. HE GETS RO KEEP HIA AMOK BUT LOL HE SOESNT FIND OUT HIS FATHWR WAS AN ABUSIVE FUCKBUCKET

WHAT RHE FUCK WAA RHE POINT OF HIM FIGHTING HIS FATHEE IN REPRESENTATION IF THEY WERE JUST FONNA MAKE HIM SEE HIS FATHER AS A HERO IN RHE END WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY GIVE HIM CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT LIKE THAT JUST TO WIPE IT AWAY LIKE IT SIDNT FUCKING MATTER IMAGINE BEING AN ABUSE VICTIK AND SEEING YOU ABUSER AS A HERO LIKE WTF WHERE IS HIS FUCKING AGENCY MOTHERFUCKER

CAN YOU TELL I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS OMFG I AM SO ANGRY

ALSO ALSO ALSO SO IF MARINETTE IS NEVER GOING TK TELL HIM ANYTHING ABOUT HIS FATHER OR BEING A SENTI IS SHE JUAT GOING TO CARRY RHAT SECRET FOEVWER???

OH YEAH BECAUSE THATS SURE TO MAKE FOR A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP RIGHT THERE OK NOT LIKE SHE NEEDS ANY MORE TRAUMA LMAO

WILL SEASON 6 FUCKING FIX THIS? FUCK I HOPE SO

Ok rant over I’m gonna scroll the tag and/or Twitter for a bit and go to bed, it’s 3:25am.

Please don’t come at me for this post. I’ve been holding all of this in since I watched Recreation in storyboard form months ago. I knew this was coming. It doesn’t make me any less angry.

Also yadda yadda Lila is the next Hawkmoth, woo fuckin hoo. I wonder what freaked her out there in the end though.

[yuesya]

What excuse did the Gojo clan give in twinsverse for 90% of their elder population disappearing overnight?

"They went on vacation."

[saltcover]

A maior loucura que eu quase fiz pela Cover, e não foi na fase pós-2010

Por volta de 2009, um colega do meu antigo trabalho iria para os EUA, e muitas pessoas encomendaram que ele fizesse compras diversas. Por muito pouco eu não pedi pra ele comprar um microfone Electrovoice RE 50. O exato microfone de parte dos repórteres do jornalismo da Globo, que também usam Sony, AKG e Beyerdynamic. Um dos que usavam desse microfone era Luiz Fernando Silva Pinto, correspondente em Washington DC. A Globo usa esse modelo desde os anos 70, quando ele ainda era prateado. Bom, se tem imitador do Silvio Santos que vai atrás do Sennheiser MD-405S, porquê não? É, na verdade até hoje só eu pretendi fazer isso. Quaisquer outros grupos de humor que satirizam reportagens de TV usam microfones aleatórios. (O que tem de mais o RE 50? Ele é muito resistente a poeira, umidade e água, além de ser meio grosso, facilitando ser segurado com luvas de frio. Dizem que o apelido desse equipamento é "The Hammer". Preciso pesquisar quantos repórteres usam esse microfone nas famosas coberturas de tempestades e furacões da TV americana onde os repórteres se molham todos.) Embora a EV tenha distribuidor no Brasil, para microfones eles estão mais focados no RE20 (microfone do Emílio Surita no rádio) além de sistemas de alto-falantes (que aí já não me interessam, cansei de PAs, meu antigo emprego só investia nisso...) Embora já tenham estado bem presentes na TV brasileira, com microfones como o RE10 (microfone fixo de palco no SBT, antecedendo microfones gooseneck para a mesma função), RE15 (repórteres da TVS), RE11 ("Papai eu quero me casar"...), PL80 (diversos programas do SBT até 1984 mais ou menos) e outros. Gooseneck é o tipo dos microfones das CPIs em Brasília. A propósito, o RE20 custa DEZ VEZES MAIS do que microfones feitos para PCs, como os HyperX. Essa eles não explicam.

[radiosaltcover]

Acho que nunca me preocupei em mostrar esta faixa instrumental da Salt Cover. A versão instrumental da música "Desenho animado, quem foi que te fez" (que por sua vez é uma meia-versão de uma faixa de 'Alladin', se não me engano.) Esta é uma das trilhas que eu mais gostei de ter feito. Sei lá, me senti lá dentro, sendo um diretor da Som Livre ou algo assim, parece uma coisa deles. Mais até do que a fonte Coverface, rs. Melhor do que isso, só se os vocais fossem orgânicos em vez de uma SoundFont :{

[eleccy]

a thought: krisnix growing old together.

[project-sekai-facts]

This isn't really anything but bonus trivia for today: the most recent MMJ duet cover is now 1 year old. Happy birthday Minori/Airi Setsuna Trip cover!

[sweetcloverheart]

Everyone's understandably (and rightfully) pissed about Marinette basically convincing Adrien that being locked in a rubber room by his abusive parent was "for his own good" (And that she's also lying to Alya about what went down GIRL WHY????), But my personal issue aside from that is why the hell she also covered for Tomoe by claiming she was also blackmailed? Yeah, Kagami wants to "redeem her" (Which I'll, reluctantly, accept) and asked she not be jailed, but I doubt she'd care much about her mother's crimes being public knowledge - or at least knowledge to a fellow victim of her scheme. Marinette has zero reason to portray her as a "helpless accomplice" of Hawkmoth's terror in that story she fed him and just said "Yeah, Tomoe helped Hawkmoth - but Kagami asked that I not send her to prison so she could rehabilitate her mother into being a better person herself, so I chose to respect her decision."

[merakiui]

angel and devil on your shoulder as the leech twins except they’re both devils they just argue who’s bad idea u should do XD

OOOOOO omg devil!Jade who is always up to no good... and then angel!Floyd who is objectively the worst angel ever. T_T he's the least holy angel you'll ever meet (he's committing sacrilege daily and archangel Rollo is going to kick him out of heaven for one more infraction), but at least he's sort of good at his job (i.e. he's good at lazing around and putting good vibes out into the world)???

He's assigned to you as your guardian angel and all is well until Jade worms his way into your life, ready to lead you astray with all sorts of mischievous temptation. He's the soggiest incubus you've ever met because he thought it'd be cute to look pathetic and hungry, but you refuse to let him feed from you and now he just looks silly when he's all splayed out on your bed like a nude model in his skimpy outfit. :( mission failed successfully? Because now he's so whipped for you, the only human who's able to resist all of his charms. He thinks he'll stay for a while; your home is very comfortable. <3

Floyd's kicking him out because you're his human shrimpy. It's his job to look after and protect you. Jade is not welcomed here. >:( Floyd's jealousy gets the better of him and maybe he's being petty when he blesses your house and puts all sorts of magical seals and enchantments on it to ward off devils like Jade, but this is only because he wants you all to himself. How else can he possibly have a chance with you if Jade's so annoyingly relentless with his attempts to charm you into sex? T_T

[larissa-the-scribe]

Cover reveal for my short story!

[Left to right: Lead Agent Percival Stanton, Cal the teenage dragon fugitive, Agent Jeanne Townford with a Gun]

The amazing @meadow-roses did a fantastic job with the art and also she's the best I love her so much

All I Wanted Was a Cup of Tea:

Agent Jeanne Townford would really just like a break, but that's a little hard when her very thorough coworker shows up to discuss their current case—at the same time that she is trying to smuggle the fugitive from said case through a portal. Tune in for shenanigans, friendship, and the courage to keep on living.

To read (and sign up for the weekly newsletter that will be carrying the story's free continuation), click >>here!

[identifying-guitars-in-posts]

oh yeah we're doing more anime

Rickenbacker 4001 Bass in Azureglo Blue

(with and without the pickup cover)