#Salsa People
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Also, there is so much hand-wringing over the ethics of BDSM and while obviously it is worth taking care about ...sensation seeking is a thing. Many, many people enjoy eating habanero peppers and/or watching movies that make them cry. The conceptual leap from there to the idea that it's possible for sex to hurt good is a very short one, and sometimes it REALLY is as simple as that.
#like yes there are power dynamics as with many things including non-kinky sex and many activities completely unrelated to sex#yes sometimes there IS complicated psychological stuff being played with#but also. it is worth asking if you're working yourself into a froth because some people enjoy spicier salsa than you do#and also whether you wanna die on the hill that straight women aren't allowed to enjoy spicy salsa#normal ≠ moral#my posts#habanero salsa tag
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What sort of occupation do you think Norman would like?
Because I 100% agree he should not be a CEO
[Offshoot of this post]
I'm very biased by @officersnickers and @salsae and either see him as a doctor of some sort (default to pediatrician) or a university professor/researcher. Something that can incorporate his affinity for mathematics and science, provide him with mental stimulation and challenges, and allow him to achieve recognition on a global stage if he so desires without throwing away his empathy and humanity.
(Chapter 85 Bonus Comic | Mystic Code Book Chapter 7 Q&A)
I feel like that last element is a big thing for a lot of people given what he went through at Lambda. The worst year and some odds month of his life had him isolated away from his family in a cage, alone, and he suffered greatly for it.
It's an idea that's illustrated so poignantly in the chapter 128 cover art. Ray has become so much warmer and devoted to his friends and family after being afforded the chance to hope "for a future that is like a dream" and to care for them openly under Emma's tutelage, heart a wellspring of love and empathy. They're all shaping each other while he's left to wither, and the cunning and ruthlessness that save him almost lead him to a point irrevocable (by the narrative's standards; for some, he passes it).
(Chapter 181.4)
It's hard to ascertain what capacity a CEO operates in in this future, what ethical standards there are and what boundaries he sets for himself on top of the vast range of industries they dabble in, but that he's tied up in it at all with all the negative connotations surrounding the role and potential exploitation involved after overturning fate itself and restructuring a world order leaves a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths, even with the simplicity and flexibility it affords in explaining away financial woes.
With a doctor, teacher, or any career without that level of baggage, there's the opportunity for him to incorporate his interests and be met with engaging challenges while simultaneously tempering that ruthlessness via establishing interpersonal relationships and working toward a collective, communal good. The possibilities for him are endless, but that's what I like for him since he holds Emma as his guiding star.
(Chapter 14)
For Emma, I've seen multiple instances of her being a teacher, especially one who works with young children due to how wonderful she is at understanding and empathizing with people, but she also has the tenacity to become a political activist or some other role of leadership.
(salsae's to have and to hold and these hands could hold the world)
Like Norman, anything that gets her actively involved in the wider world for a communal or societal good and allows her to flourish works for me.
For Ray, I have such a big soft spot for him being a librarian and rekindling his childhood love of reading under kinder circumstances and sharing it with future generations, but with his aptitude for science that Shirai mentions in the mystic code book and we see crop up throughout the story
(Chapter 140)
there's a lot of possibilities for him too, though out of the trio I feel he'd be the least likely one to entertain the spotlight.
(Chapter 181.4)
But maybe an architect who blends art and science together to construct a community given one of the things he wanted to do in the human world with his family was see the Sagrada Família (another one influenced by Snickers).
Interestingly, I've yet to stumble across any fanfics or headcanons where he becomes a professional chef, and I wonder how much of that is a shared sentiment of viewing cooking as part of his love language that he'd rather stay personal, something he only does for his friends and family rather than making a career out of it.
(banana_slug_army's The Language of Cooking)
While also unlearning bit by bit the idea etched into his psyche after years as Isabella's spy that love is always transactional.
#thetinytimeturtle#ended up throwing a bit of Emma and Ray in there too along with Norman#forever enamored with bsa's and sae's writing and highly recommend them to any REN-thusiast#The Promised Neverland#Yakusoku no Neverland#TPN#Long Post#FSS Asks#FSS Chatter#Mystic Code Book#TPN Norman#TPN Emma#TPN Ray#Full Score Trio#Norrayemma#Norayemma#officersnickers#banana_slug_army#salsae#TPN Fanfic#Vowsverse AU#𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑#𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑#𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐶𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔#Post-Canon#TPN 128#TPN 181.4#already long enough but some others I know I've borrowed from other people: Gilda a sustainable fashion designer‚ Anna as a doctor#Nat as a professional musician‚ Barbara as a professional boxer‚ Nigel as a mechanic‚ Pepe as a professional chef‚ Zack as a paramedic#Sandy is an entertainer/YouTuber per the epilogue but I also adore him as a pediatrician
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Btw seeing gringos trying to dance tango or salsa is so 🫥🫥
Like I don't mind at all bro go off but like put some flavor in there I AM BEGGING i swear u won't die WHERE IS YOUR SOUL DO YOU NOT HAVE A HEART
#tango specifically gives me so much cringe but bc they have such a weird and wrong idea of how tanho is really like#i do not enjoy seeing it butchered#but i do not mind that other people dance it per se i just wish they cared a bit more about how it's traditionally danced#i was thinking about this seeing a gymnast the other day that had i think salsa in her routine?#(idk bc the volume was so low i just had to go by a bit of what i heard and her movements)#SHE WAS STIFF#all her routine was so beautiful and elegant and then that part... it was definitely there#but then i saw a YouTube video nd it was one of those where they teach how to dance x latinamerican rhythm#but the teacher is always yanki and the steps are all numbered and there's squares on the floor telling u where to step#and LISTEN i know it's useful to have a visual representation or a guide at first to figure out the movement#but please that's just at first u can't just go through life overthinking merengue bc u're gonna look dumb#even the teachers look like they are trying to hold a penny between their ass cheeks without it falling while they dance#u have to let go and just feel it at some point#some of our dances are so much more about the feeling or connection with your partner than about the technique#technique is still important but like#i would enjoy much more watching someone who doesn't know every dance so just does a couple basic steps but FEELS the music#and is just enjoying themselves while dancing#than seeing someone who spent an entire year learning every step and turn but they look petrified and scared while dancing#nobody is out to get u sweetheart u can let go PLEASE u're scaring the kids
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Guys i know Christmas is overrated on every possible level but if at the end of december i don't see at least ONE submas reunion fanfic featuring Emmet (and possibly other characters if they're staying over) finding Ingo passed the fuck out under the damn tree during Christmas morning with maybe a little note of apology from Arceus taped to his receding hairline ass forehead i will riot
Or! He could be found under the communal (is that the right word) Nimbasa city/Gear Station tree. That would also make for some fun shenanigans i think. Imagine being a depot agent and getting a call for something weird at the christmas tree and you get there and fucking boss Ingo is just sleeping under there with a little bow on his hat
(it doesn't have to be Christmas btw. If you want to put a different holiday or celebration or tradition that's also cool christmas is just the one i celebrate so the first that came to mind. Also its the funniest to me but what do i know about other religions? Absolutely nothing so if you've got a funnier alternative go for it. It could also be and invented religion from the Pokémon world. Hmm)
Edit: by the way the same thing is happening on Akari's side. I just didn't mention it cause i was in submas brain mode and did not think about it
#ingo may or may not have known he would get back. he expected it though i love him too much not to give him closure on Christmas#so he got to say goodbye. he was just waiting for the day#ingo does not wake up immediatly after Emmet and the others enter the room. hes sleeping too deeply oddly enough for once#submas#ingo#emmet#subway boss ingo#warden ingo#subway boss emmet#subway bosses#ingo and emmet#wait i have it ingo was sleeping fine thanks to divine intervention. yes thats perfect#depot agents#btw im sharing this so people use my idea so dont be afraid to steal it if it tickles ur fancy. just tag me or tell me cause i wanna see it#also sorry for christmasposting so early in december. i know yall still mourning halloween 😔#im not putting this on my to do list bc i know for a fact im never gonna get around to actually writing anything#hmm#salsa's writing#yeah thats good enough for me#whoops forgot to add#submas fluff#submas crack#is that last one an actual tag#well it is now#akari pokemon#akari#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon legends
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just suffered through an absolutely dreadful taco night made by someone who repeatedly stated that he was really good at making tacos bc he’s from California.
#dry ass chicken breast seasoned w salt and ancho chile powder only which he described as ‘simple but delicious. most people don’t know to#cook with ancho chile’. then shredded cheese from a pouch guacamole from a pouch and chopped raw onion#no other vegetables. no sour cream. no salsa.#taco was dry as hell . the very least he could have done is cook the onion w the chicken
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realizing I could just go to the mexican resturant with the good salsa and buy like a giant tub of the good salsa and a garbage bag full of freshly made chips for like $13 and eat that over the course of like a week was honestly a game changer
#tbf the giant amount of salsa and chips was specifically because people were over#but I will do this again in smaller quantities for just me l
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so subtle genshin… soooo subtle
#well since the thing about pierro is still technically only leaks#yeah i get it he’s number 0 because he’s the founder and we were debating if he’s stronger than capitano#but for the context of this side quest salsa is the most talented in this artists team so it’s natural for her to be the leader#and in that sense she’s the strongest#so pierro is the strongest..#and again im sure this strength isn’t physical but more general#like how arlecchino pulcinella and pantalone strength seems to be influencial#and how dottore is just a mad scientist that enjoys tricking people and doesn’t seem to engage in combat and conflicts yet he’s number 2#i feel like im just saying things the way paimon does now#genshin leaks#for the capitano and pierro’s thing#genshin impact#fatui harbingers
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the way i wanna learn how to dance soooo badly but i would feel SO awkward going to classes without a partner as a built-in friend/moral support
#y'all I'M TALKING#fox trot#salsa#west coast swing#teach me to DANCE#i went to one wcs class back in sa#and i know i've been very blessed with the queer spaces in my life#but i've gotten so used to it#so going to a class that's mostly people much older than me and just a very straight environment is just uncomfyyyy#even if i could build up the courage to go without a partner#if i don't have anyone i like to dance with??? what is??? the point#anyways#every few months this dream has a resurgence and i just#yearn for it#i'm aroace as hell THIS IS MY GAY YEARNING#the sense of connection when you move with someone?? it's magical and i want it so badly#maybe i'll meet a friend in ottawa who wants to dance with me???#yes patrick swayze triggered this and WHAT ABOUT IT#autumn posts
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ahh how I love getting reprimanded for mistakes at work that have far reaching consequences for the entire business in the public eye <333
how to deal with intense suicidal thoughts as soon as you get a serious reminder how much you fucked up? asking for a friend
#ngl i started the workday but dropping a big jar of salsa on the ground (a million shards of glass and red sauce everywhere)#in the middle of cleaning up my boss confronted me with the shitstorm on Instagram. several people being angry/disappointed#all because of my stupid self being a bit too hasty and not having my eyes on all the important bits#and then i dropped several other things during my shift and felt like throwing up and kms and quitting my job and running away to hide#because i'm such a shit human being apparently idk????????#also need to apologize to another manager and coworker. they got reprimanded as well but got yelled at way worse than what i got today...#i feel horrible. like it was all my fault but my lovely manager to yelled at and my coworker got yelled at to the point of tears#can't help but feel like i'm not made to be around people (coworkers or customers) i mess it all up
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drink salsa
BRO WHATT 😭
OKAY I GUESS???
#water(?)says#WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM????#I GUESS IM DRINKING SALSA NOW???#AND PIZZA????#jrwi soda
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I love casseroles
#according to my friends this is because im white#but i was just like ''look sometimes youve got a bunch of food to use up and also cheese''#they suggested soup#SOUP???#girl this casserole was to use up tortilla chip crumbs and half a jar of salsa#food#my post#there are 5 people in my house and casseroles keep us fed
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as the ceo of fankids no one should be surprised that I'm making city oc's to be IndiBama's kids >:]
#in age order it's Mobile; Ft Wayne; Huntsville; Evansville; Tuscaloosa; Montgomery; Indianapolis; South Bend; Birmingham#Mobile is 17 and Birmingham is 8 rest are somewhere in between there#Tuscaloosa and Montgomery are actually twins cause while doing some googling i found out they were only established like 10 days apart#so i've decided they're twins#the two of them and Indianapolis are thick as thieves they give their parents so many headaches together#i'm writing a little thing with the kids for fun and Mobile is still in his angsty teen phase#mood not aided by his siblings all being *significantly* younger and therefore *more* annoying to him#(initial age gap based off the fact that Mobile was established in 1702 and ft wayne wasn't until 1794)#i only have a few of their personalities worked out entirely but like Ft Wayne is a firecracker#mostly based off the fact that the guy the city is named after was nicknamed “Mad Anthony” so like damn yknow#Evansville is very “😐” in personality she's doing her best don't hold it against her#she's just the mild salsa of people it's ok#welcome to the table#wttt
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made banana chocolate chip pancake & slathered em in butter & my mom’s homemade red currant jelly & also homemade smoked maple syrup
#the smoke was a surprise. i opened a new jar of maple syrup that i picked up at christmas that was labeled ‘lil smokey’#and i was like damn! this is smoky!#my dad built a smoker a couple years ago so i guess it was only a matter of time til my mom threw some maple syrup in there#it’s good but it looks like i got two jars of just smoky syrup & no regular hahahaha#ive talked about this before but i’m so spoiled for maple syrup & jams and jellies. AND pickles & salsa#why buy store made shit when i can have the ones my MOMMY makes for FREE!#photo record#food tag#they have a little apartment in the barn out back that they do on air bnb sometimes & i was in there for christmas bc there wasn’t a bed#for me in the house & she put out a little plate of some of her canned stuff & a little price list & explainations that it’s all made here#& the trees are tapped on the property… really cute. i hope people buy them#the language used on the sign was really funny too i wish i could remember what they called it. ‘the gardens’ or something.#‘the farm’ but not that. ‘all trees tapped are in the gardens’ what gardens bro. you mean the WOODS???#chatpost
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vent!!
to dedicate oneself so much for someone just to be discarded like a piece of trash. and on top of that being accused of the most heinous shit i didnt even do.
such is life i guess.
if i could tell them, id say i regret ever falling for them.
#salsa vent#delete later#salsa having that reality check#love is bullshit and and people can be so evip for no reason.
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You make one (1) exasperated post re: people pearl-clutching over kinky sex and it takes over your notes for months I guess. But while I'm (INESCAPABLY) thinking of the subject. Among the things that kill me about people going around confidently proclaiming that kink is just men wanting to beat up women with impunity is (1) you live in a world where comic books are known for gleefully and iddishly catering to the male gaze and (2) you live in a world where comic books invented Catwoman
#even if you have no personal experience of the phenomenon literally look around you lmao#plenty of dudes' fondest wish is to be sexily slapped around by a hot lady (and good for them!!!)#anyway the point remains that lots of people of all sexes genders and orientations enjoy hot sauce both literally and metaphorically#calm down about it already#habanero salsa tag#my posts
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bryce and his secret glasses,, yes babygirl fall into the fear of looking like a nerd
#bryce wouldnt be caught fucking DEAD w his glasses on#jensen didmt find out until year 3. theyd been sleeping together since year 1.#and he found out accidentally#bryce forgot they had a cooking lesson planned and already had pjs on#and wasnt ready for a knock at the door#so when he saw it was jensen he panic opened it mid pimple patch application w his glasses on#jensen didnt mention it so he didnt realize until they were halfway through making salsa and enchilada bowls#and jensen offhandedly commented that his glasses were cute#bryce literally would've shot himself right then and there had the opportunity presented itself#the only people who know ab them are his fam#he had a hs glow up and hasnt worn them since#bryce lahela
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