#Sally's Visit

[demigods-posts]

no but imagine percy who inherited his mom's beachwave brown, shoulder length hair as a kid. and all of his classmates and teachers thinking he's a girl and referring to him as such. and he doesn't correct them because he thinks it means they find him pretty. and he likes feeling pretty like his mom. then gabe makes him cut his hair in the second grade. and finds he likes the short hair and feeling handsome too. but he also really misses feeling pretty sometimes. and it isn't until after gabe mysteriously dissapears that he grows it out again and reconciles switching between both.

[lets-reblog-stuff]

Since Sal is a convicted criminal in Sally Face universe, imagine teens, especially those from Nockwell (and neighboring towns), DRESS UP as him every Halloween after his trial.

A bunch of teens would wear "the mask", prison outfits, dye their hair blue/wear a wig… not to mention there would probably be plenty of his photos from high school days so some kids would wear pigtails, black hoodies-red pants combo, etc. of course every iteration of the outfit would be drenched with fake blood.

Also, I'm sure, some of those teens would come to the run-down Addison Apartments for some Ouija board sessions to communicate with either his or his victims' spirits.

Sally Face is a viral sensation every Halloween.

[seleneprince]

Amphitrite and Sally were lovers first before Poseidon joined them. They're in a polyamorous relationship, and that's how Persea was conceived. She's quite literally princess of the Seas because of this

Meanwhile, Persea thinks her cool godmother Trite is actually her mother's secret girlfriend with whom she cheats on Gaby, but Percy supports them and wishes the three of them could just run away and live all together.

[666news-and-horoscopes]

Millie and Sallie May's advice for avoiding family conflict over the holiday season.

[tracing-lines-in-the-infinite]

We all made those posts about Percy jumping off a bridge if Annabeth did... but we were really sleeping on Percy walking into Medusa's lair because his mom said she was misunderstood

[luckycheesefoodie321]

Sally just accepting her role as the stopover for all mission-bound traumatised demigods

She gives them snacks, some warm smiles and sound advice and sends them on their way.

Sally is the superior book mom.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Wait holdup what’s this about Howdy’s shop burning down and nearly taking him with it?? (talking about human au)

oh yeah lmfao it caught fire

it wasn't like... foul play or anything. in my mind it was some sort of electrical failure or bizarre accident. like a lightning strike! actually wait i like that lightning strike idea bc then it could be Raining for this very dramatic scene and i do love me some rain juxtaposing fire <3

and Howdy would've been fine! he got all of his employees and customers out of the building, including himself. he handed them off to Barnaby & Wally, who had been swinging by for dinner with fantastic timing (the fire department was just then arriving). then, like an idiot, Howdy went right back inside the Very On Fire building!

bc, ok, he lives in his store. specifically, above it. the ground floor is the store, then there's a staircase going up to an apartment. and naturally, Howdy was not gonna abandon all of his / the store's legal documents (also his coupon stash) to burn.

so in his mind he was like "yeah ill just pop in, grab these very important files, and then get out. easy!". babe, you're giving Barnaby & Wally a heart attack. that's what you're doing. dumbass (affectionate)

but yeah he's in there, in the burning building, smoke everywhere. meanwhile outside firefighters (and Wally) have to physically hold Barnaby back from going in after Howdy, even though a few more firefighters already went in to find him. its all very dramatic! blah blah blah the front door becomes unusable, blah blah blah the apartment windows explode due to thermal stress & also bc i want them to, etc etc

long story short the firefighters get Howdy out through the back, and mostly unscathed at that! ofc smoke inhalation is a thing, he's got some minor cuts and burns, but it's really not that bad! lucky bastard! he gets taken to the hospital to get treated & make sure he's fine, and he is.

naturally he stays with Barnaby & Wally for a while. he doesn't have a say in the matter lol he was planning on getting a motel room or somethin, but Barnaby picked him up from the hospital, took him home, and went "alright the guest room is ready for you we can go shopping tomorrow for anything you need, you live here now". good thing Howdy rescued his coupons!

the fire damage to the building is, thankfully, mostly cosmetic. it takes a while to clean & fix it, but Howdy has great friends and a wonderful community to help out! everyone chips in, some fundraisers happen, Wally sells some Darling™️ Exclusives™️, etc. long story short they get the store back up & running, and with some new bells and whistles to go with it!

[archduke-enver-gortash]

mmm essay about sally and kid gort in the tags (cw for child abuse, mentions of suicide, animal cruelty and a murder attempt. i always hope i don’t have to say this but just in case: i don’t excuse or condone any of her or gort’s behaviour at all.) this is literally not even touching upon everything i have to say because i hit the fucking tag limit lmao. NOBODY READ IT’S BAD BRAINSTORMING I JUST NEEDED TO GET IT OUT SOMEHOW

[headcanonsandmore]

Guess who just completed a 1000-piece jigsaw?

[toptophat]

Hilda and the Baroness touring Vinyl city! (What the hell is going on behind them? 🤣)

[thetrickstersdaughter]

Percy sent me a picture of this campaign in NYC and I said, “it’s a sign to get your ass down here!”

[absolutelybatty]

Salloween Day 7: Prison

[bastardbvby]

weather is going to be . so beautiful this week . and it'll be the BEST MONTH -> MAY . and friday is so close i swear......

[phoenixcatch7]

Why aren't there more shazam x Percy Jackson crossovers. They slap incredibly.

[vullcanica]

@chateautangerine : " i've done a lot of thinking about you. " for constance or sally?

The restaurant is bright and garish and she hates it. Big, fat, pastel-colored box, perfectly furnished, perfectly empty, much like the rest of this godforsaken place. A disembodied Frank Sinatra song softly plays from nowhere in particular like a mockery.

"Yeah?" She hadn't invited the wet-eyed lonesome creature behind the front desk to follow her, but figured he'd drop by; like wet-eyed lonesome things so often do. She isn't quite glad he's here, but he looks tangible enough to tether her and that has her swerving close to thankful. Regards him sidealong for his troubles, dispassionate, reaching out to ash her lit cigarette in the vase of brilliant yellow chrysanthemums on the table. Her boot-clad feet propped next to it. "Thinkin' about lettin' me out?" She lifts her half-smoked cigarette as a showcase. "Next to last one."

Thank god she'd had her cigarettes on her at the time. She'd just been closing the gas station, keys in hand, freshly stepped out the door, when she'd looked down to see pale carpet instead of gravel. The moment she'd turned to behold the Tangerine again, third time now, it'd closed around her like a shackle. Before she'd even locked up the front. Real convenient.

"Anyone could be stealin' from the gas station right now. Be nice if this place had any sympathy for the guest..."

[judge-books-by-their-covers]

Long Live the Pumpkin Queen

Rating: ✨✨✨✨✨

Recently married to her true love, Sally finds her fairytale ending off to a rocky start. Seeking solace from the suffocating stresses of her new role as queen, Sally opens a new door to Dream Town and unknowingly unleashes a dangerous threat upon her town that quickly turns into her worst nightmare.

Sally soon realizes she may very well be the only one who can stop it—if it doesn’t stop her first.

Loved.

Such an awesome homage to the original with entertaining, spooky details and creative use of all the holiday worlds. Sweet Jack and Sally romance throughout. Nicely developed adventure plot, with some surprising twists and turns.

I appreciated that Sally continues to have the strong sense of agency, loyalty, and resourcefulness that I love her for. Dealt with feelings of inadequacy and not fitting in that lots of young people deal with, teaching self acceptance and self love.

Well written at a level friendly to young readers.

10/10 Nightmare pun.

As a lifelong fan of TNBC, I really enjoyed this.