#Sally face quote

[ideally-idyllic]

"It's never a crime to follow your heart."

It is if your heart wants murder

[dugiskoven]

[colemorrison]

"A big man in the sky doesn't care if you kiss boys, Trav."

im starting to wonder if this affected me this much for a deeper reason..

[ashlinxsloves]

Y/N: You spent all our money on THIS??

Larry, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

[serendipitous-girl]

someone random: you can't get jealous girls are flirting with sal if you won't even ask him out

reader: not my problem that's just not my problem

[quackkaz]

Travis : Whatever you’re thinking right now, stop it.

Sal : What?

Travis : You always make that face when you’re about to say something stupid to piss me off.

Sal : I love you.

Travis , blushing : Oh-

Sal : Also, cereal classifies as soup.

Travis : I fucking KNEW IT!

[septic-skele]

Misfortune: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise!

Fran: What's the surprise?

Sal: Blood poisoning.

[marce-mallow]

Sal: When will Ted himself… finally show up to the talk?

Ash: The final boss.

Todd: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Larry: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

[whenuwishuponastar]

Todd: so, there's this REALLY great guy at work and guess what? He's 24, he's queer and he's lonely, just like you!

Travis: no

Todd: Pleas-

Travis: NO

Todd: just consider meeting him, at the very least you'll know somebody that isn't me

Travis: I'll meet him, but I'm not going on a date with him

Todd: here's what he looks like *shows him Sal's IG*

Travis, giggling: well what's the harm in one date?

[spaghettigod69]

SF incorrect quote

Travis: Dude I hate having a crush, it makes me act all stupid around them.

Sal: You always act stupid.

Travis: Yeah don’t think too hard about it.

[blueboy-08]

“Larry… LARRY WHYY?!!!”

“Shhh it’s alright man, I did it for the vine”

[shmukeums]

I almost forgot incorrect quotes existed

[eggbedthewriter]

Hey yall! So Sally Face won the vote (naturally), but it was a LOT closer between SF and a mixed bag of Sally Face/Little Misfortune/Fran Bow than anticipated, so scroll to the end for some of those!

Without further ado (since the ado has been fairly long), here's some more Sally Face As Quotes From My School™️

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Ashley: "This is why I wanna karate chop folk all day"

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Larry: "I'm gonna use YOU like a headphone jack!"

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Sal (to Larry while in class): "Stop wedging nerds in my charging port!"

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Chug: "Holy Shnickle!"

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Ashley, while speaking to Sal+ Larry: "Stop slut dropping in the cafeteria!"

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Larry: "I napped for eight hours yesterday"

Sal: "that's called sleeping."

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Ashley, after an unprompted sneezing fit from Todd: "dude are you good?"

Todd: "I think I... inhaled a nerve... and it won't come out"

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Todd: "Well, you could take people who already smoke and observe them over a period of time to-"

Sal: "watch them sleep."

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Larry: "I spelled experiment three different times and none of them were right"

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Sal, trying to remember the lyrics to Dancing Queen: "disco queennnn... oh no that's not right... disco girlllllll"

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Travis: "you don't need toilet paper, you can just let it crust"

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BONUS MIXED BAG:

Fran Bow: "for this experiment you wouldn't want meth head molly from down the street, her heart rate is already up!"

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Sal: "your presentation was great! ...Was the really heavy country accent on purpose?"

Misfortune: "no... I just wasn't expecting to go first..."

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Misfortune: "why do we need conjugation?"

Fran: "because that says conjunction."

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Misfortune: "you look like Sal's hair!"

Sal: "uh... my hair is blue?"

Misfortune: "so is Fran!"

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Larry (bc I can't see Sal thinking this 😭): "Wait... do you guys NOT name your boobs?"

Fran: "DO YOU THINK GIRLS NAME THEIR BOOBS, LARRY?"

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. (Part 3 of my fellow peers being batshit insane) If I have made any grave logical errors or fallacies in my speech tonight, please reach out and let me know so I can make amends. (If I've misspelled something pls comment and let me know). And I hope you all have enjoyed! Please come to my next show whenever possible! (Part 4 will probably be up soon) :)))

[op3n-th3-3nv3lop3]

Larry: “Yo.. dude, if I was a ghost would you still love me?”

Sal: “Yea man! You’re like a brother to me!”

Few years later

Sal: “I THOUGHT IT WAS HYPOTHETICAL??”

[ashlinxsloves]

Y/N: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!

Sal: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

[thathatdude]

hi people i'm probs gonna do more incorrect sf quotes soon despite most likely nobody caring about those anymore 😭😭 but idk we'll see i guess