#Sad jokes

[stealthywing]

Goodnight

[whopissedmypants]

“Wanna break from the ads?”

No. I want a break from this broken body that I call prison home

[galact-1-c-tea]

My brother when he found out I smoke:

"Do you realize how bad that is? It's going to kill you! And what would mom say! You need to quit!"

Me when I found out my brother started smoking again:

"Yeah, that's fine, you're stressed and need an outlet. Bad habits die hard. I understand that and I'm here for you if you need me."

Also me five minutes later:

"Now wait a minute, why was I so nice? I should have given him a piece of his own advice!"

[pseudocyan]

*enters room suddenly*

Hey, what do you call a small robot? A SHORT CIRCUIT!!! Get it, because… … Alright, bye guys. It’s been fun.

*leaves*

[meg22989]

If you’re ever depressed, just bust a nut, then you’ll feel better. until you feel the post nut clarity kicking in and realize you have to live through the same hell again; rinse and repeat. I dunno. Works for me, I’m 23 and I’m still here. unfortunately

[poppy-purpura]

when when you want to see content but you are the only one who can create it

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: The Third Wheel

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael doesn’t like Halloween anymore in FNAF..

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[heartorbit]

[raphaerolo]

Zack and Cody (2005)

[colorpicked-pride-flags]

The TRANS flag color-picked from SAD ANT WITH BINDLE

[rufwooff]

HERE WE GOOOOO THE WHOLE HAMATO GANG (I don’t really like this art, they don’t look like themselves here)

I've never drawn Splinter so often in my life ngl

OH AND I SAW PICTURES OF TANUKI AND IT'S SUPER FLUFFY SO

[brooke2valley]

See the difference...? 🖤 (Graffiti lettering by @deadeyedfae)

(TW: Depressive thoughts)

To be clear, this is a sort of Parody of yesterday's comic. Please do not worry about me 💕

If you feel similar to this, please please talk to someone. Don't keep it to yourself, you deserve to feel comfortable in your own body.

[nocek]

Wade doesn't realize how very, very, VERY task oriented Miguel is (and absolutely not jealous about Logan's claws size) ;P

[drenched-in-sunlight]

family tea party.

(in my mind, Radagon is the pure Order with no kindness half, and he always yearns to converge with Marika + be on equal footing with her, so in my drawing he’ll always be kinda nuts)