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Elaborate Lives - Chapter 25 - Theloversthedreamersandme82 - The Doctor Blake Mysteries [Archive of Our Own]
Summary: Lucien invites Jean to dinner, where they plan to tell Li about them dating Things do not go as planned
Notes: I'm SORRY! It had to be done. Here begins the angst. Plus TWO chapters in a month!? This is what happens when I have holidays :) I can't wait to see what y'all think of this chapter
#tdbm#the doctor blake mysteries#tdbm fic#fanfic#fanfiction#my writing#kermit writes#elaborate lives#modern au#school teacher au#aida#lucien blake#li blake#jean beazley#surprise motherfuckers#ao3
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@spiderwarden
Minthara about to get the scare of her life if Esca turns around to look at her then just opens his mouth and goes “I don’t like the way you look at me. Cease.”
#ooc#surprise motherfuckers#the wolf can speak#it’s part of the soul bond that he got human intelligence and is now capable of speech
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Casey Jones & Leonardo (TMNT) Characters: Leonardo (TMNT) Additional Tags: Bittersweet, Bittersweet Ending, Future Leonardo (TMNT), Time Travel, kind of, effects of time travel Summary:
This is it. The final plan. The last resort. His final stand. Leonardo has pinned all of his hopes on Casey Jones jr.
"... he smiles through the pain of the gaping wound in his side. He smiles through the pain of the yawning abyss in his chest where his family should be, and he smiles as he sends his boy back to fix what he never could."
#surprise motherfuckers#new one shot out of the blue#because im stressed and having FEELINGS and i needed to get them out somehow#rottmnt#rottmnt fanfiction#rottmnt the movie#future leonardo#peepaw leo#rise of the tmnt#rise leo#my fic#katnip writes
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Straight up was on the phone with my dad once in college and then I’m like “I gotta go to dinner with my girlfriend bye” and just hung up lmao. He called my mom freaking out like DID YOU KNOW!? and my mother, who along with my aunt has been taking bets on this since I was 8, was like… did you not??
#the bets were on whether I was gonna be gay or trans#SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS#(I’m not quite out on the gender thing to family because I’m Old And Tired)#but whatevs#me saying a thing#badrock lore#(feel like that should be a tag of mine at some point)
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"stop making akechi pancake jokes its 2024" no fuck you
#horrible news i'm obsessed with him#raise your hand if youre actually surprised#i see an egotistical smartass brunette twink with daddy issues whos doomed by the narrative and i latch on like a motherless duckling#bro i deadass forgot how to draw it took me so long to figure out how to do this mfs hair 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️#gayass motherfucker detective bitch i hate him so much#persona 5#p5#persona 5 royal#p5r#goro akechi#lotus draws#i better not see anybody call him dazai in the comments again or im gonna gut you like a fish#its happened on three separate posts GIVE UP
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There are cops in the Devildom???
Also this fucking line:
I'm dead, bye--
#idk if I should be surprised but I am#cops in motherfucking HELL#shsjakfjfdksskks#obey me#obey me nightbringer#omnb#omnb card: “let me sleep!” (belphegor)#obey me asmodeus#obey me mammon#obey me screenshots#//the silly#☙ no creativity for names ✾
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Shortly after I posted "Uno Reverse" @seiya-starsniper wrote a snippet in the Mr Sadman discord server. A scene in which Unity talks to Dream after receiving his new knife.
I liked it so much that I asked if I could do a lil comic inspired by it. It's on ao3 HERE!
This is for the "Hunt" prompt for Dreamling week. Because dream and hob are technically on the run.
#seiya was able to nail the characters so well.#horse girl au#the sandman#dreamling#hob gadling#dream of the endless#centaur!dream#centaurs#the art tag#dreamling week#this is what dream looks like when he spooks#motherfucker is a hot blooded sport horse w no chill#I'm surprised I haven't drawn him spooking MORE
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The silly stupid alien show about ghosts that steal your cock and balls just pulled the most gut wrenching, poignant shit possible and portrayed it so artistically and meaningfully what is even life.
This was MASTERFULLY done. The visual and environmental storytelling, the subtle foreshadowing, and inject those motifs into my fucking BLOOD.
Ho. Ly shit. Good fucking lord.
#dandadan#dandadan episode 7#ok so it should come as no surprise that i grew up on paranormal stories about ghosts aliens cryptids urban legends the whole nine yards#acrobatic sara sara is one japanese urban legend i don't see portyayed a lot. it's a bit nore obscure so when i saw they included her#i was IMMEDIATELY hyped.#but this episode#they did something so different#so unique#this is what i love about adaptations of urban legends you can do so much with them put so much meaning into something so underdeveloped#and what they did with that concept. holy shit.#they took a baseline legend about an underrated woman yokai - something that there are plenty of - saw her gimmick#and just shot it out of the motherfucking park.#it made me insane and then it made me cry so hard i gagged im dead serious.#the art in this show has been beautiful so far but never has it meant as much to me as it did here.#i love these characters so fucking much.#i need to read the manga. please dear god someone tell me where i can read the manga for free.#acrobatic silky#dandadan spoilers#dandadan acrobatic silky#dandadan aira#aira shiratori#if you hate aira shiratori genuinely fuck all the way off.
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“he's like a brother to me”...”he's my best friend”....
#arcane#jayvik#listen#IF MOTHERFUCKERS WOULD JUST SAY QUEER PLATONIC#INSTEAD OF ‘‘BROTHERS’’#OR ‘’BEST FRIENDS’’#MAYBE I WOULDNT FEEL LIKE BECOMING THE FUCKING JOKER#ID LOVE THAT#I GENUINELY WOULD LOVE THAT#BUT LIKE!!#THEY ALREADY HAVE A CANON SAPPHIC RELATIONSHIP#JUST USE FUCKING WORDS#OR HAVE A SCENE#WHERE VIKTOR MAKES IT /CLEAR/ THAT HES ARO/ACE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES THEIR RELATIONSHIP DYNAMIC MORE OBVIOUS USE WORDS PLEASE#INSTEAD OF ‘’BROTHERS’’#FUCK#ITS A FANTASY SETTING#THERE IS NO HOMOPHOBIA#AS FAR AS I CAN SEE#JUST FUCKING SAY THAT#USE WORDS IF THATS WHAT YOU WANT#IF YOU DONT USE YOUR WORDS DONT BE SURPRISED WHEN PEOPLE SEE AND SAY GAY#ALSO#IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF ‘’guys can just be friends’’ YES IM AWARE THATS MOST OF FICTION#AGHHHHHSIAJSHUDHSUFHSHSHUT UP JUST SHUT UP OHMYGODIHASJHDBDUDBD#sorry#i’m so fucking tired#most of fiction is about male friendships#is it perfectly fine and encouraged to write more? obviously but stop acting like there’s more fiction about profound gay relationships the#deep and impactful male friendships because you're just making that up!!!!
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Literally made an account just to vent my thoughts because DATV is beyond disappointing and actively destructive of the previous games/media in the series.
The story/lore choices made concerning what happens in the south of Thedas during DATV are devastating and a clear attempt to create a 'clean slate' for the franchise going forwards.
Spoilers to the game are mentioned going forwards -
Simply put: Ferelden, Orlais, and the Free Marches have basically been wiped clean - any previous influences that our characters may have had on these areas is wiped away by the Blight (aka BioWare) and therefore will likely not be mentioned in any games going forward.
Ferelden is basically left blighted, save for Redcliffe and small pockets of resistance in Denerim.
Ferelden, if it ever appears in the franchise again, will likely never address who rules the nation or whatever influences the Warden had on the land. The land will claw itself up from the ashes devoid of the influence we had on it.
Edit- forgot to edit in that a final missive (The Drums of War) at the end of the game has Redcliffe overrun with darkspawn and the remainders of Ferelden's people starving/fleeing to Skyhold...thanks, BioWare.
Kirkwall suffers the same fate, and what remains of its residents have fled to Starkhaven.
Kirkwall has been over-run and those who escaped are held up in Starkhaven. Whatever influence Hawke had on the lives of those within Kirkwall has been waved away and destroyed by the Blight, likely to never be mentioned again.
Orlais has been over-run outside of resistance around the area of the Winter Palace, and venatori infiltrators have made the political situation within Orlais tenuous.
Orlais has been set-up with the venatori threat for a coup to completely invalidate whatever choice of ruler was made in DAI. Whomever the Inquisitor backed will likely be assassinated, and if Orlais appears in the game again it will be with a new ruler.
As someone who has been so invested in the lore, characters, and story of the game...this is devastating. It would be one thing if the game was bad but the story contained to Tevinter, for example - but this goes beyond as it retroactively changes everything for the worse and literally wipes everything clean. The greatest appeal and strength of this series was that it felt that you shaped Thedas - I adored every little bit of dialogue or codex entry that popped up in DA2 and DAI about things that happened in previous games!
It's baffling, and honestly comes across as mean-spirited, making the decision to deliberately target the places that our characters had the most influence.
The Warden may as well have let Urthurmiel win since Ferelden appears to be utterly blighted and Denerim, the heart of its nation, is destroyed.
Nothing Hawke did ever mattered, at all - and what little mattered was never from their own agency thanks to the Executors.
The Inquisitions efforts to restore order across Thedas was all for nothing, because nothing remains of them from in-game.
Unless if Dorian pops up in a DLC with his bloody time amulet and big reset button for the game then this is world of Thedas that remains.
With each game in the series up till now I finished each game with the feeling that the world was getting bigger, more complex, and now it just feels empty, shallow, and hollow.
Also fuck the Executors.
#duncan didn't die for this#carver/bethany didn't die for this#hawke/alistair/stroud/loghain didn't die for this#but i bet bioware would say that if they did die it was the executors all along#*pulls off loghain/urthurmiel's face* it was the executors all along!#*pulls off meredith/orsino's faces* gasp! the executors!!!#*pulls of corypheous' face* surprise motherfuckers#missed the last missive because i just wanted to get the game over and done with lmao#maker take the wheel#datv spoilers#dragon age spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#bioware critical#datv critical#veilguard critical
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Ghost in the Machine
Chapter 24 - Fractomancy
In which there is mud, a map, and a plate of apple turnovers.
#surprise motherfucker#gitm au#ghost in the machine au#ghost in the machine#qwillewrites#dca fandom#fnaf dca
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I’m just fucking (community service sorry) laughing at the thought of Lou hiding all this time, and how the rest of the gang was on it and supported it by not posting him, and then he just popped out on all platforms on premiere day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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lup and taako are not incredulous about each other’s taste in men their type is literally the same and they know it (dorks with a strange relationship to death)
#‘you’re dating the grim reaper?’ wasn’t surprise at his taste she was just shocked he actually managed to pull#balance#lup#taako#barry#kravitz#mine#taz balance#tired in general of depictions of kravitz as some kind of suave mysterious coolguy that motherfucker has a WORK ACCENT#he missed a target lying paralyzed on the ground and said it was because he has performance anxiety. please be serious
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Not me already seeing posts like "I hate Maximus he's just too aggressive" in the tag. Wow. Y'all couldn't wait to start being racist huh
#fallout#gonna get a bingo the way clicking on these peoples blogs has white in their bio every time#why am i surprised? its fallout fans.#like motherfucker i wanted to start my weekend morning by finding some cute art and gifs of max and lucy#not see your goblinass takes
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Yeiiii, we finally have the characters sexualities confirmed!!!!!!!
#girlblogging#helluva boss#stolitz#stolas goetia#helluva stolas#stolas x blitz#helluva boss blitz#helluva blitz#helluva blitzo#helluvaverse#For some reason asexual mammon wasn't a surprise to me#octavia ars goetia#helluva octavia#asexual#happy pride 🌈#happy pride motherfuckers#happy pride month#transgender#bi pride#moxxie#moxxillie
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