#SUPPORT THIS BABYCAKE

[wordisthebird]

Sleep Schedule

It's funny how babies and small kids are expected to take naps and still have so much energy while us adults need so much caffeine to just keep our eyes open. I see the contrast all the more with my son and us.

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[mk-wizard]

Word is the Bird: The Last Word

And with that, this series comes to an end for real this time. Thank you for reading. I decided that this was the best note to end it on because I want to move onto other projects which includes other slice of life projects that allow for more flexibility since the MCs will be people.

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[achromatophoric]

Wednesday interrogates a random thug, with her sidekick Enid providing reluctant support.

Wednesday: Speak now, unless you prefer your thumbs split like crushed grapes.

Enid: Ew! That’s gross! Can’t we just like, kick his shins a bunch?

Wednesday: *whispers to Enid* Querida, please. While I appreciate your participation, it would be beneficial to present a unified front. Think gravitas.

Enid: *whispers back* Unified front. Gravitas. I gotchu, Babycakes.

Enid: *to random thug* Grrrr! Her thumb squishing is fire!

Wednesday: *clears throat* Or perhaps your hands? I do so enjoy the simple pleasure of peeling flesh from fascia. There is an art to ensuring that the skin remains intact throughout such an intimately slow process.

Enid: Yeah! Grrrr! She totes puts the loving in degloving!!

Wednesday:

[oozedninjas]

How would the bayverse turtles react to their partner putting eggs and mayonnaise in their hair? 😭 I used an egg mask once and it works but imagine what they'd think lmaooo

haha omg!

Leonardo

Leo had a hand clamped over his mouth as he watched you intently. The glimpses of his expression reflected in the mirror oscillated between distress and a dash of bewilderment.

"Why the contorted face?" you teased, a smirk playing on your lips. "It's just a hair mask!"

"It reeks of eggs and mayonnaise. Are you sure you want that on your hair?"

Not that Leo was a hair expert. Turtles, after all, weren't known for their luscious manes. But, in his humble reptilian opinion, smearing edibles on your head wasn't exactly the pinnacle of wisdom.

"I've tried it before, don't worry. It works like a charm."

Leo responded with a miniature smile. "I trust your judgment," he muttered, simultaneously shooting a quick text to Donnie, contemplating the need for a contingency plan in case your hair decided to fall off your head.

Raphael

"Hey babe, why are you smearing sandwich condiments in your hair?"

The question came so sincerely and with such a shocked innocence that you couldn't help but chuckle.

"Well, it sounds stupid when you say it like that! But it's a hair mask. I read that it helps make your hair look brighter."

Upon seeing your smile, Raph shrugged his worries away. Your hair was too important to you for you to intentionally ruin it.

He gave you a supportive smile. "Let me know if you need help getting rid of the smell, 'kay?"

"Sure! I—wait, what do you mean?!"

Donnie

"Did you know that rosemary and vanilla are also very effective for hair care and maintenance? I added a couple of recipes here, oh, and I included the preparation methods as well. These herbs are much better for hair hydration than mayonnaise with egg, I assure you."

You took the book with both hands. It was a kind of recipe book for natural hair masks, and you couldn't help but smile. You knew he had something up his sleeve since the last time you asked for help covering the back of your hair with the mask.

"Donnie, this is… it's wonderful. Thank you so much."

He gifted you a smile, his fingers nervously endearingly playing with each other.

"It's nothing. I'm glad you liked it."

Mikey

"Hmm, hmm, yeah," Mikey nodded along to every word as you passionately explained how this hair mask was destined to turn your locks into a radiant masterpiece. Simultaneously, he found himself typing a frantic query into Google: "My girlfriend's putting eggs in her hair, what do I do?" - just in case things took an unexpected turn.

"I'm so excited to see the results! Bet it'd look even prettier," you chanted, delicately massaging the mixture into your hair.

Mikey's heart melted, and an unabashed smile of adoration painted itself across his face.

"That would be impossible, babycakes. You're already perfect."

[the-sinister-story-teller]

Angel Dust x M!Reader Headcanons!

Mentions: Minor mention of intimacy, angst, mention of abuse, mentions of drug usage.

A/N: so, I made this because I had saw a post from someone on my recommended saying how there wasn't many Angel x M!Readers out there, so I thought it'd be funny to make one-!

Topic: What it'd be like dating Angel Dust.

So, at first, you initiated it. He was definitely thinking you'd want his "services", which wasn't the case. When he found out you wanted a genuine relationship, he was nervous but thrilled.

It started off a bit bumpy, but you both powered through it knowing it'd get better. It was only bumpy because Angel was still coping the abuse he endured, and it made things a bit more harder to do.

To say the least though, it quickly improved. You comforted him by waking him up with breakfast in bed, constant words of affirmation, ect. You adored him, and he returned the favor.

Safe to say, you were Fat Nuggets new dad. Angel made the lil joke of "Now he has two parents!"

He definitely loves to go shopping with you, and defends you at ALL cost.

"Don't worry babycakes! I got this, you just hold nuggs, ok?"

He loves it when your, in his words, chivalrous. Such as holding a door open, greeting him sweetly, ect. Pretty much anything sweet.

Proudly, he showed you to Arackniss, who...Safe to say, wasn't too happy but supported his little brother. He was a bit suspicious of you, that's all.

Since in hell you can't have kids, Fat Nuggets is your child, and you two dress him up CONSTANTLY!

Since you do so much for him, he returns the favor. He'll clean and organize your room, get you gifts, and cook for you! Sometimes, he'll even make cute lil videos of a fashion show with nuggets and him!

You three all wear little matching outfits and it's to die for-

He does get emotional late at night and seeks you out for comfort, crying from a nightmare about his abuse, or the fact of what he does with the drugs and everything. But you remind him that it doesn't change your perspective of him.

Overall, he loves you, and you love him. He'd move heaven and hell to stay with you<3

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A/N: I hope it's enjoyable! :D

[tactician]

i decided that i want a white baby yoshi in my current playthrough of paper mario. and his name is going to be:

babycake.

just the one cake. lets all support babycake when he is born (which will probably be today).

[lmskitty]

Teacher AU Nobara's mission part three!!!

I hope this is ok I wrote it on my notes app unbetad so let me know if there are any edits needed!

Maki reached forward just as Panda’s arms came down. Nobara had to focus hard to spot what Gojo was pointing at and then it happened.

Nobara had heard rumours. Normally rumours meant nothing to her, there had been dozens of them about her back home. The smaller the populace the more people gossiped whether it was an office, a village in the sticks or a school with about 3-4 students per year like Jujutsu High. Rumours meant nothing to her. This one however might be correct.

Geto Sensei was insane.

Geto Sensei stood in the middle of the field, calm and composed, black hair tied back in his signature bun, smile on his face as Maki and Panda stood huffing on opposite sides of him.

He wore his uniform similarly to Gojo Sensei but had taken off his black jacket in the heat and wore a white shirt with the sleeves rolled up. Panda and Maki looked sweat drenched, bruised and exhausted. Geto yawned and waved the weapon he held over his head.

“Your mission was simple, disarm me - and yet neither of you have achieved it. Remind me again what year you both are in? Should I report to Yaga Sensei that you need to start again as first years if you cant even complete one simple task?"

Nobara stared at the weapon in his hand, a line of batons interlocking, Playful Cloud she had heard it called. Apparently there had been quite the battle for ownership over it from the Zenin clan in which Gojo had informed him they were welcome to come and retrieve it from him. No one had attempted yet.

“Why are you torturing us today and not them!�� Maki yelled pointing her staff at Toge and Yuta who sat on the grassy hill eating blue ice lollies, ice cooler beside them. Gojo Sensei lay beside them also with his jacket off, happily opening an ice lolly Yuta had passed him.

“Those two have shown time and time again that they are capable of handling missions together or with other sorcerers. You two are the weak link of the team and fail to fight cooperatively. The future of Jujutsu relies on sorceres supporting each other. You think I’m being too difficult on you? Wait until you’re on a mission and discover they’ve sent you underqualified to fight a first grade. There is strength in numbers. Strength in supporting each other-“

“Oy oy oy Suguru less preaching more punching” Gojo yelled. Suguru smirked and turned to yell something back and was struck in the face by Maki with her staff. He took a step backwards and touched his nose to wipe the blood away and smiled broadly.

“Nice one Maki! Good form!” Gojo yelled as they cheered her on.

“Red looks good on you Suguru!” Gojo laughed as another hit to his face sprayed blood from his nose over his white shirt. Nobara frowned. It was hard to tell Gojo's flirting from his regular speech. They'd heard him call Nanami babycakes a week ago. He had not appreciated it.

Nobara winced as she watched Geto grab Maki by her hair and pull her back kneeing her in the back as he did so. She shrieked in pain as Panda ran to defend her and Geto pulled Playful Cloud back with his right hand to catch Panda hard in the chest hurling him backwards.

“Yuji!” Gojo called happily gesturing them over. “Remember when I said I was much more concerned about a sorcerer who knew good hand to hand combat rather than a specialised cursed technique? Behold the perfect example of my statement!” Gojo waved his hand at the field in front of him.

"All three of you should be taking notes on Geto Sensei!"

They sat together watching the rest of the fight unfold. Nobara tried to get a good spot to watch both Gojo's reactions to the fight and the training itself but Gojo looked the same as ever, practically gushing about Geto’s style of fighting and how important it was to learn your team mates combat style to your advantage as Yuji nodded enthusiastically. Megumi sat there stone faced as usual.

Nobara ended up focussing in on Maki as she had a tendency to do, she moved so fluidly, hair swishing beautifully as she span and laid hit after hit at Geto Sensei's chest, legs, anywhere she could. None seemed to connect, he moved between them blocking each attack with Playful Cloud as though made of water. Panda ran at Geto full force staring hard at Playful Cloud in his hand only to be lurched back as Geto punched him hard in the face.

“Focus!” He sang at him. Panda growled in frustration swiping out at him with his leg and finally hitting Geto in the stomach.

Maki used this moment to surge forward and hit again and again, spinning her staff in hand to back Geto into Panda from the left hoping to use Panda’s sheer size as a barrier.

“Go for it Maki!!” Nobara and Yuji wolf whistled at her. Yuta and Toge winced.

“Bonito flakes” Toge said and Yuta nodded.

“This won't end well” Yuta agreed.

“Why? Maki’s strong shes got this!” Nobara said folding her arms. Yuta shook his head.

“Backing Geto Sensei into a corner is a bad idea. He fractured my ankle once” Yuta said and Yuji looked stunned as Toge handed him, Megumi and Nobara an ice lolly from the cooler.

Maki hit forward pushing him into Panda who stood with his arms outstretched ready to grab Geto and hold him down so that she could reach Playful Cloud. They were so close! Nobara thought, there was no way this wouldn't work. Geto Sensei couldn't be that strong plus she had never seen Maki this determined.

"Watch he'll do it in three moves" Gojo said, smiling and sitting up. “Defend. Disarm. Destroy. You should have seen him fight when we were younger, first person to punch me in the face actually”

“Surprised no one had tried before” Megumi muttered. Gojo ruffled his hair to his annoyance.

“Yeah well maybe we would show more promise if we weren't caught between a psycho and an idiot for teachers!” Maki said, capturing Geto’s attention as Panda rose up behind him.

One- Geto swung Playful Cloud and caught Makis' staff blocking her move and hitting Panda in the throat and winding him behind him with the third link of the weapon.

Two- Maki stumbled, Geto disarmed her and snapped her staff in two over his knee.

Three - Maki lunged forward, arm outstretched to punch him in the face and he struck her with both weapons, hitting her arm in two places at once. The sound of bone breaking reverberated across the field. They all winced.

Gojo hummed and began dialling on his phone.

“Yeah uh Shoko he did it again” Gojo said on the phone. They could hear her muffled swearing.

“Shit!!!” Maki howled in pain.

“We have got to work on your language Zenin” Geto tutted throwing the broken staff on the ground.

“Fuck you!!” Maki howled in pain, holding her limp right arm in her left hand. Bone stuck out a little through her elbow. “Don’t call me that” She hissed.

Geto stared down at her “ I will stop calling you that when it no longer riles you up enough to make such careless mistakes. Honestly, I’m disappointed in both of you, for a moment there you showed promise.”

Suddenly Panda caught Geto arms wrapped round his middle. He looked momentarily stunned as holding her arm still in place Maki spun her legs, kicked Geto to the ground and Panda slammed him down as she grabbed Playful Cloud.

“Woooo!!!!” Nobara yelled as Maki and Panda held Playful Cloud above their heads victorious. Gojo strolled across the field and put his hand out to pull Geto up.

Nobara couldn't make out what they were saying but she could see both of them smiling proudly at the students.

“Jesus Christ Geto when I said give the kids a break you know this isn’t what I meant right?”

Shoko said walking over to Maki and healing her arm. The bone snapped back into place with an abhorrent click.

“You owe me a drink later, it was nice and cold in the morgue.” She muttered and Geto sighed nodding as she moved over to heal Panda. Geto beamed at his students.

“You broke my nose, excellent work Maki!” Geto said. Maki nodded as Shoko healed him too.

“We need to do more hand-to-hand training though; I want you to work on your ability to fight without relying on tools. You’re leaving yourself too open.”

Maki nodded, rubbing her arm.

Maki and Panda thanked him.

“Go have an ice cream. You’ve done enough today both of you” He said patting Panda on the arm as he walked past.

Geto walked over to the others and grabbed a bottle of water out of the cooler. Nobara watched intently, now was her chance to observe their body language and see them interact!

Immediately Gojo leaned on Geto’s shoulder pointing at all the blood stains in his white shirt. Geto laughed batting his hand away and took his shirt off instead revealing a black t-shirt underneath. Shoko stood with them with her arms folded, they seemed to be talking about going out to lunch. It was hard to tell if there was any difference between the way Gojo stood with Geto to how he was with anyone else. Always leaning his ridiculous arms on peoples shoulders as though he had no concept of personal space whatsoever. That wasn’t enough to work on though.

Even the other boys around her had no concept of personal space, Yuji took to laying his head on Megum’s lower legs eating his ice cream. Megumi staring at him with the same unreadable expression he always had. Toge sat next to Panda and Yuta occupied with something picking at the grass. He lifted it upwards and placed a crown of daisies on Yuta’s head who laughed.

“Salmon salmon!” Toge nodded and Panda gave Yuta a thumbs up as Yuta took a selfie with his new crown. Toge pulled his signature peace sign in the background.

Nobara sighed looking back at the teachers – they were giving her nothing to work with. She sighed. Maybe she could weedle some information out of the third years, surely they'd

“Maki Sempai! Are you ok?” Nobara asked.

“Yeah nothing wounded but my pride. And my staff” Maki nodded, sitting on the grass beside her. Nobara reached forward to adjust her collar and brush the grass off of her shoulders.

“That looked like pretty brutal. I don’t know if I’m looking forward to be taught by him” Yuji said. Maki waved her hand.

“He’s intense definitely but its worth it. You’ll learn more fighting for him then in any book on fighting techniques the higher ups make you study.”

Panda nodded. “The Jujutsu world wont go easy on you so neither will I.” Panda said in a near perfect impression of Getos voice. They laughed.

“Oh! Whats this I here? Are you doing impressions of our respectable Geto Sensei?” Gojo said clapping his hands and coming over to the teenagers.

“I can do one but its not as good as that.” He cleared his throat. “ Jujutsu exists to protect the weak, it is our responsibility as Jujutsu sorcerers to protect non-sorcerers Satoruu~”

The teenagers laughed. Shoko smirked. Geto stood with his arms folded.

“Fine you want to play like that.” He put his hand on his hip and one hand over his eyes like Gojo’s signature blindfold.

“Suguruuuu im boreddddd help me with my marking for the quiz I made on domains! I spilled ramune on them and I can’t make out what they’ve written!” It was a fairly good impression, Gojo pouted.

“Wait is that why we never got our grades back for those papers?” Megumi asked. Gojo waved his hand dismissing the conversation.

“You’re both useless.” Shoko sighed. “And I’ve decided as punishment for pulling me out of my nice air-conditioned room you’re buying me lunch.” Shoko said pointing at Geto's chest.

“Yay!” Gojo beamed. Geto frowned at him. “Why are you so happy, its not like you cant afford to buy everyone lunch here a billion times over.”

“Because free food is the best kind” Gojo said booping him on the nose. Geto shoved his hand away but smiled.

The second years gave them a thumbs up. Nobara watched them walk away. When they were a safe distance she turned to the group. Subtlety was for losers she decided.

“Fine. You guys take the rest of the day, its too hot for anymore training.”

“Are Geto and Gojo dating?” Yuta choked on his bite of ice lolly. Megumi put his head in his hands. Maki and Panda laughed.

“Oh? What gave you that idea?” Maki asked.

“Fushiguro reckons they are, I think they're just bros.” Yuji said, eyes still closed as he laid back on Megumi’s legs. “Just because they're close doesn't mean there's anything more! Like me and Megumi are close but it's not like we have feelings for each other.” Maki smirked at her cousin. Megumi became very interested in the label on his water bottle all of a sudden.

“I'm with Yuji on this, Geto is way too stylish to fall for an idiot like Gojo of all people so I'm trying to prove Fushiguro wrong!”

Panda went to speak but Maki and Toge put their hands on his chest at the same time.

“Bonito Flakes. Tuna tuna.”

Nobara narrowed her gaze. She hated the feeling that there was a joke she wasn't part of.

“Are you lot going to answer me then?”

“We will not.” Maki said. “Frankly I don't care if they're dating they're both as bad as each other. Nobara rolled her eyes.

“Fine! Come on then you two” she said rising and swiping the grass off of her skirt. She walked over to Yuji and Megumi and pulled them up by their collars.

“Noooo but I'm so comfy!!” Yuji whined.

“Why didn't you just tell her?” Yuta said.

“We're still on a mission. I'm going to follow them on that lunch trip with Shoko and you're both coming with me.” she said. The boys sighed but it was no use arguing with her once she got fixated on an idea, easier to swim into the Kugisaki tide than against it. The second years watched them walk away.

“Because this is way more hilarious” Maki said opening her ice lolly.

“Salmon salmon” Toge nodded.

“She's right though” Panda said

“Oh yeah. Geto Sensei could definitely do better” Yuta said. They all nodded solemnly.

[wordisthebird]

Successful Failure

This is based on an experience I had when trying to make lemon tarts. I can't make pie crust to save my life, but the lemon curd turned out delicious, so I kept the curd recipe at least to make that. It's the best part anyway.

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[mk-wizard]

Word is the Bird: Successful Failure

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[wolfawaycamp]

Blygbank soft fluffy post-game smut

🌦️this took me way too long for no reason. I’ve never actually written wlw smut before I don’t think? So maybe it was just getting started with that

Abi assumed that it’d be easier with a girl because she was one. 

Her assumption was wrong, because her hands had shaken so badly that she was unable to take Emma’s bra off for her, when Emma had encouraged her to. Emma had been very kind about it but Abi was mortified. Emma took her own bra off, then her underwear— a nice matching set that Abi had seen in pictures before they had started dating, because Emma had wanted her to pick the best underwear option. Abi averted her gaze, not knowing where to look.

Emma laughed, a light, bubbly thing. “You're allowed to look. This isn't the girl's locker room.”

Abi blinked. “You're… right,” she said, but still struggled to look straight at her, heart rate skyrocketing upon looking at where her chest curved out perfectly.

Abi quickly took off her underwear so that she wouldn't have time to think about it and left her black sports bra on— she told herself she wanted the support, but really she was just nervous. Emma’s gentle fingers were beneath her chin, then there were soft lips against hers, smearing tinted lip-balm on and around them. Timidly, Abi kissed back as well as she could. Emma's hand was on her thigh, and Abi had to remind herself to keep kissing because she got so distracted.

Pulling back, Emma asked, “Can I?” then her hand was inching further up Abi’s thigh, brushing the sensitive skin.

Abi nodded and Emma went back in again, kissing Abi as her fingers gingerly pressed against the hood of her clit— Abi squeaked into the kiss. They moved down— the contact to her clit made her need to put her head into Emma’s shoulder instead— and she realised how embarrassingly wet she was. Emma slowly pushed her back into the pillows and pressed a kiss onto Abi’s cheek, then her jaw, before her fingers trailed back down Abi’s body, kneading the flesh above her hip, tracing the lightly stretch-marked skin.

“Do you want— fingers inside?” Emma started, and Abi blushed. She continued, “We don’t have to do that, I mean.”

“Um. Okay? Yes, I mean. Yes,” Abi said, mind flitting around in excitement and anxiety.

Emma's smooth fingers danced around Abi’s folds, drawing out her anticipation until she finally dipped one finger between them, then pushed it in. Abi took a sharp inhale and let her legs fall open. The bent finger explored inside of her for a second, and she was being fucked with it deftly. It was as if Emma already knew her body intimately, even though they had never gone this far before. She bit back her gasps and moans— tried to, at least. 

Abi was worried, then, that she wasn’t doing anything in return. She reached out blindly to try to touch Emma, but Emma caught her hand with her own free one and interlocked their fingers— the hand that was inside of Abi stilling. Swaying their joined hands in the air, Emma asked, “What’cha doing, babycakes?”

The tips of Abi’s ears burned. “I realised— I was being, um, a pillow princess.”

Emma kissed the tip of her nose, whispered, “I like a pillow princess,” and then kissed her on the lips, deeply, drawing moans out of Abi with her fingers, until she forgot her worries.

[thaatdigitaldiary]

I got so scared boo I was looking for your account and couldn’t find it😭😭😭😭 hope your night/day is amazing and also random but what’s your fav song/album at the moment? 🫶🏾

-your biggest supporter ♥️🥰

HI BABEEEEEEE DW IM HERE!!! my night is going so well babycakes how ab urs??? now my fav album rn is definitely partynextdoor two, and fav song atm is prolly halfcrazy by musiq and thank u for asking u made me smile ☺️

[bitchesgetriches]

Hey bitches! I was wondering if you think that going into HR is actually a good way to protect workers rights? I'm about to enroll in a business degree at my local community college and tbh I'll probably never be able to afford university. However, I am passionate about workers rights, particularly here in the South as I feel like there's tons of improvements to be made, and I would love to be more involved with the labor rights movement. But I was wondering, if I ever go to university, would getting an HR degree be the right move? I know I could have the potential to help people but I'm worried that, ultimately, my commitment has to be to the company. Is HR just another cog in the corporate machine? Or is it actually possible to make important changes there?

Pudding pie, this is a FANTASTIC question. You're doing the Lord's work!

First off, here's what we've written on HR:

Should You Trust Your Human Resources Department? 

The tl;dr is that HR's purpose is to protect the company, not the worker. Very often that means ensuring the company isn't violating labor laws, but it's still in the interest of the employer rather their employees.

That said, a degree in Human Resources could be VERY helpful to your goals of furthering the labor rights movement. For one thing, you could get a job in a company's HR department and work to change that individual company from within. But more importantly, you'll have an intimate understanding of the system and laws so that you can work to change it on a larger scale from without. Union organizing is a literal job you could do. Being the HR expert to law firms that specialize in labor law is a job you could do. Being a consultant helping companies improve their labor relations is a job you can do!

It's a great education and skill set. What you do with it is up to you, but I think that you can do a lot of good. We're on your side, babycakes!

How To Support a Labor Strike with 3 Simple Steps 

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[tomssexdoll]

hello babycakes

ily all but it has come to my attention that a lot of requesters are double and tripple requesting the same things, I understand that you really want me to write it and i'd feel the same but just bare with me and it'll come out soon <33

again, ily all and tysm for all the support you all show me its VERYYYY VERY VERY appreciated

[whatdoidosatoru]

trying to push out that ran fic today so I can edit in peace while illegally streaming the first semi-final of eurov***** to support babycakes baby lasagna the way he deserves to be supported.

[sugoi-writes]

FUCK. I WROTE PART NINE AND HAD IT ALL READY TO GO AND THEN MY KID GOT HER HANDS ON MY PHONE AND CLOSED THE APP. THANK LUCIFER I HAD THE FIRST HALF SAVED AS A DRAFT BUT STILL. OTL sending this separate because I was paranoid she'd do it again and I would have to write the second part a third time 😭 also realizing I forgot to put my sig at the bottom of Pt.9

..... Annnnd of course, after pressing send I remember that I forgot to rewrite the part where reader chokes Alastor when they cum. just shoot me holy motherfucking shit

At some point I'mma just make these into a full blown PWP fic. It seems like they get longer with each installment 🤣 (I'm sorry btw, I always feel kinda bad whenever I leave long messages in anyone's inbox 😫

AYEEEE WELL YA KNOW WHAT THEY SAY - GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!! 😘❤️‍🔥

It's a fitting pet name Hunny Pun! You're the queen of puns and you're so so SO sweet like a Honey Bun! is that icing or Alastor's jizz on you??? ... im so sorry i'll see myself out again 😭 CAN'T FIND AND KISS ME IF I FIND AND KISS YOU FIRST BABES~! ❤️❤️❤️

I can't hold on to my anonymity anymore guys so I'mma be making Pt.10 my reveal post~ it's killing me that I can't leave rabid fangirl messages on your works like you all do here for me! I really did wanna wait until I got the Smutmus Holy Trinity complete or at least in the revision stages but just- GAH! I NEED YALL TO KNOW HOW AMAZING I THINK YOU ARE. Beautiful beautiful minds, inside and out i can't even-!

Seriously though, I can't even begin to express how grateful and happy I am to have met any of you! And there are no words in the English dictionary (or any at all really) that I could use to describe what I feel about how accepting and supportive you've been! I could NEVER thank yall enough for helping me to find the joy in writing again. I love all three of you so much and I'm honored to call you friends!! 🥺🥰💋

- ☄️❤️ Smut Santa

False Alarm for the Next Part!! And honestly, thank God, the vibe is still not charged HAH--

Oh no!!! I'm so sorry that happened to you!! I had a similar experience when writing my part 2 to my Nun! Alastor fic. Fun fact: had to re-write it 5 times because I kept forgetting to save it. ;;_;; hhhh my baby fever is so bad I'm crying, but man, KIDS! What a little stinker 🥹❤️

Also, my ask box is usually super empty? Like, you could LICK the floor with how neat and empty it is? I LOVE messages? Even better if they long like Alastor's girthy fucking co--

We--We were- when we??? ALASTOR GETS--??? MY HANDS AROUND HIS???

*Danny.Exe has experienced an Error*

*Rebooting*

OKAY IM BACK--

☄️❤️Anon... babycakes. At this rate I'm gonna do more than fucking kiss you. I think we're past that now. And if you keep calling me 'Hunny Pun', or similar pet names, I'm just gonna jump your bones--

Hug you!!!! I meant hug you!!!

It's Alastor's jizz. It's canon-- NO DONT LEAVE I NEED TO KNOW HOW I GOT IT ON MY FAAAAAAACE

GUYS CODE TREAT, CODE TREAT, THE ANON VEIL IS DROPPING!!! ITS DROPPING DHDHDJDHDJ-- You will never gain a mutual as fast as you will then I SWEAR

☄️❤️!!! Smut Santaaaaa! 🥹😭❤️ Your mind is a beautiful, smutty, enchanting place!!! Knowing that you've been religiously cranking this out, while also having a kiddo... Seriously, how do you do it??? If anyone deserves the praise rn, 🎵it's you??? It's you, ITS ALWAYS YOU!!🎵 ❤️❤️❤️

Don't push yourself too hard! Please? ❤️ I will treasure these rare, scrumptious little treats for as long as I have brain cells left ❤️ I will call you friend until you tell me to quit or I lose my voice for good. And even then, my lips will keep moving and repeating the same thing until I'm blue in the face. ❤️❤️❤️ you are such a sweet, sweet, soul, and I can feel your vibes, and they are so wholesome! I can't wait to meet the person or sexual fiend behind it all! I feel like I speak for us all, and not just the main 3, but EVERYONE: everyone who has read your posts love you to bits. And they love your work to bits. Best believe when you publish your first work, we'll be there. En masse. And we will be EAGERLY returning the love you surprised us with.

Thank you for all that you do. On this post in particular, you deserve a foot rub, a forehead kiss, and a hug that lifts and spins you off your feet! 💗💗💗

Have a blissful, best of days you can have, dear! You deserve it! 💗

[revegrande]

˗ˏˋ *˖ ♕ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 ☆ 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓭𝓸𝓶 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓼.

▍▍▍     𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑪𝑺 , 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽

NAME. tiana rogers maldonia.

NICKNAME. tia , the waitress , babycakes.

AGE. nineteen.

GENDER. cisfemale.

PRONOUNS. she/her.

BIRTHDAY. december 25th.

BLOOD TYPE. O-.

ROLE. one of the new seven hearts.

HOMEWORLD. new orleans.

▍▍▍     𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑳𝑴 , 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼

ALLIES. tiana , naveen , charlotte.

ORIGIN. the princess and the frog.

SUPPORTS. louis , (ray)mond

THEMES. almost there. friends on the other side. down in new orleans + reprise.

▍▍▍     𝑨𝑩𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑬𝑺, 𝓫𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓼

ABILITY POINTS. 40

HIT POINTS. 180

MAGIC POINTS. 80

ARMOR SLOTS. one.

ACCESSORY SLOTS. two.

ITEM SLOTS. three ( pre-equipped with one potion )

▍▍▍     𝑨𝑩𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑬𝑺, 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼

FROG SWING. wip

FROG OOZE. wip

▍▍▍     𝑨𝑩𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑬𝑺, 𝓼𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓼

wip

▍▍▍     𝑺𝒀𝑵𝑶𝑷𝑺𝑰𝑺 ( wip )

after the events of the masquerade ball at the la bouff's tiana runs into naveen , turned into a frog by dr. facilier ( the shadow man ): hoping to break the spell on naveen and by extension have her dream of having her own restaurant fulfilled tiana kisses him. but, instead of naveen turning into a human, tiana gets turned into a frog. after the two end up in the bayou they encounter the likes of sora, donald, and goofy. it is in the bayou that entities known as the heartless catch up to the frog duo, hunting down naveen ( per the request of dr. facilier ): tiana and naveen escape to leave the fighting to sora and co. during their separation tiana and naveen meet louis, then ray to find a lead on how the two of them can become human again. eventually , the group all rejoin and make it to mama odie's abode. it is here that tiana, naveen, sora and co learn that the key for the two to regain their human skin is tied to charlotte la bouff and the heartless that have sprung up all over the realm. during the night tiana and naveen try to make sense of mama odie's words but both come to a loss on the hidden meaning of her words and simply focus on getting back home.

the group eventually make it back to new orleans and it is here that naveen is kidnapped and tiana runs into dr. facilier and vanitas, who offer her dream and so much more -- all she has to do is give up naveen and give into her negative emotions. however, tiana refuses and in doing so causes vanitas to summon unversed and leaves. upon this, dr. facilier to put her back into the visage of a frog and tiana outsmarts him, taking back the hoodoo magic , shattering it , as both heartless and his friends on the other side drag the shadow man into the other realm leading to his death etched onto a tomb stone. while this was going on sora and co managed to free naveen. just as the men are reunited with tiana they quickly move to find charlotte but it is too late. the clock strikes midnight before naveen can be kissed and the two seem to be stuck as frogs forever. sora apologizes but still attends their wedding and upon kissing tiana, the two revert back into human bodies once more. mama odie reveals that tiana is one of the seven princesses of heart. after xehanort's defeat the two can be seen having the grand opening of tiana's palace hand in hand.

▍▍▍     𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑬𝑺

dr. facilier was given a special book to "control" heartless by vanitas.

@voidedgear is my main vanitas but i will write with others c: