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𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

including: fushiguro tōji. getō suguru. gojō satoru. kamo chōsō. nanami kento.

inspired by @retiredteabagʼs “Jjk members on thanksgiving” post !!

fushiguro tōji

the uncle who gets drunk and gives life advice to the youngsters. not only that, he’s the one starting up the barbecue, marinating the meat and seasoning it, throwing it on the grill and everything. he has the most stories to share about the “good old days.” dressed in a t-shirt, shorts, and sandals. he claps the tongs a few times before flipping the meat. definitely drinks beer, no question.

getō suguru

gossiping with the aunties, the grannies, and your mother. he’s the one who gets told to make tea for the ladies. he inserts his comments and questions, taking mental notes of every person involved in the story the ladies are sharing. definitely offers to help in the kitchen, like making the salad or maybe he'll even set up the table when the foods done.

gojō satoru

uncle who keeps saying, “and what do you know about this?” whenever an old school song from the 80s/90s/00s comes on and finds the kids singing / humming along with it. he's the one playing with the kids on the street or watching them after getting tired, sitting on the sidewalk while catching his breath—age be getting to uncle satoru. he takes the kids to the nearby corner store and buys a handful of cheap sweets and sodas for them. he's also the one who distributes the sweets so everyone has an equal amount but gives himself the most sweets with the reason that he paid for it (he was gonna give himself more regardless).

kamo chōsō

the older cousin that the younger cousins—under 10 years old—go to and ask “do you have games on your phone?” and he does. he hands them the phone and tells them to play in front of him. not only that, he must also get a chance to play. when it's his turn, the younger cousins whine and complain about their turn because choso is not losing! (choso loses on purpose before they start crying and complaining to their parents).

nanami kento

another one for the aunties, grannies, and your mother. he helps set out the bowls and plates for the snacks, decorates the table, brings out the glasses for drinks, sets out the dishes other family members bring onto the kitchen counter. he's a middleman; he's out with the men, talking amongst them while the meat is being prepared with bottle of beer, but makes a quick check on the ladies in the living room whenever he needs something at the kitchen. checks on the kids if they're outside or playing in the house. also, he dries the dishes alongside the auntie who volunteered to wash them.

a/n: majority of these are based on my own experiences at the function. don't know if they're in-character (i hope they are 😭). also, my first time doing something like this !! (5+ points for new experience)

as always, may the person who stumbles upon this post enjoy it !! <33

much love from me to you (◕‿◕)♡

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𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎ʼ𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐁 𝐍 𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐄

summary: a deadbeat dad whoʼs a sorcerer killer? nah, baby. this is a single dad who works at a hair salon, who loves his kids and never stops !

note: not proofread !! + salon manager!tōji fushiguro + megumi and tsumiki mentions + unprofessional workplace behaviour (tōji just doesnʼt give a fuck) + normal au

❝. . . FUSHIGUROʼS FAB N FIERCE, WHERE YOU LEAVE LOOKING FAB N FIERCE, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?❞

salon manager! tōji fushiguro, who owns a hair salon — fushiguro’s fab n fierce — that’s nestled in a small alleyway with other random shops. definitely the furthest away from the street. it's a small building—because his budget is tight.

salon manager! tōji fushiguro, whose salon has those classic black and white checkered tiles. the front desk is in the right corner: a small table with a worn appointment book, a white plastic chair to sit on, a telephone, drawers, a card paying machine, and a break room that's basically seperated with a flimsy, thin curtain and has a mini fridge and a coffee machine.

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, whose salon has three plastic chairs on the left as a waiting room. a step stool is used as a table where there are a bunch of old magazines and folded newspapers for entertainment.

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, who has a set of stereo speakers on the floor playing old school music throughout the hair salon.

fushiguro’s fab n fierce playlist:

got to be real, cheryl lynn

no scrubs, tlc

he wasnʼt man enough, toni braxton

hit 'em up style (oops), blu cantrell

never too much, luther vandross

i get so lonely, janet jackson

and many more old school hits...

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, whose salon has two washing basins. and only one large hair dryer for a client whose hair has rollers and a hair net.

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, who does not accept cash. no, baby, card payments only. however, the thing is, the card machine is as old as he is, so a client has to swipe at least ten times before the transaction goes through. he blames the machine, but it’s clearly an operator error.

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, who is too nonchalant to care about proprietary and professional workplace behaviour. he has his feet kicked up on his desk and crossed at the ankles, leaning back on those white plastic chairs, magazine in his hand, and a toothpick in his mouth.

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, who runs the salon like a gay manager runs a retail store—like the fucking marines. he makes sure his employees do not slack off. baby, this is his livelihood, he wants to make profit. he’s a single dad with two babies; lil megumi and tsumiki, to care for at home.

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, who answers the work telephone and starts the conversation with: “this is fushiguro’s fab n fierce, where you leave looking fab n fierce, how can i help you?”

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, who doesn't let anyone know that it was his daughter, tsumiki, who came up with the slogan. initially, he found it absolutely corny, but the happiness on her face when she suggested it was enough for him to accept it.

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, who prefers walk-ins instead of booked appointments because he doesn't have any empty pages left in the worn yearly diary that serves as an appointment book he has—have you seen the price of diaries?—and he doesn’t have to write anything down or remember names. not only that, his appointment book has the wrong year on it.

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, who sits at his desk, supposedly unbothered, but is actually listening to the gossip from the clients. his face is hidden beneath the magazine or newspaper he’s reading, but he makes faces when he hears certain parts of the gossip.

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, who eventually reacts to the gossip. frustrated, he closes the newspaper or magazine, and gives an ‘are you fucking kidding me?’ look. or, *tilts his head 90° degrees* “now why would you do that?”

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, who is the only one that does tsumiki’s and megumi’s hair at the salon. no one else does their hair, they’re not allowed too. no one touches his childrens’ hair. oh, and he’s not paying his own store. fuck no. his babies get their hair done for free.

salon manager!tōji fushiguro, who does not appreciate his employees clocking in late. do not piss this man off, send a message or something. yes, he owns a flip phone but damn, his number still works and everyone on the job has it.

a/n: LISTEN, LISTEN 🧍🏽‍♀️... i wrote this in my google docs like 3 days ago when i was high off an edible; just giggling and zoning out imagining this. i hope you enjoy these headcanons (as unrealistic as they are)

may whoever stumbles upon this, enjoy it !! <3

much love, from me to you ♡

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I've actually been getting really annoyed with this because like yeah you're right he wouldn't in canon but this ISNT CANON this is my canon babyyyy and I can make him be happy/smooch people/ say FUCK all I want

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future

slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it

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saw this very [ben affleck depressed smoking image] comment and thought why does blue job / pink job sound like an established concept so I looked it up.....

what's next?? having a bank account is a blue job 💙🏦☺️ not being legally recognised as a person in your own right is a pink job 🩷🥰💅

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Face-fucking intermittent with face-slapping for Gojou Satoru. That's it.

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Nerdjo and his silly bf

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Just read the first chapter of this and it's SO good I super recommend!!!

Scene from my Yuri Goge fic (that's now finally up)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63274066/chapters/162080440

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Silence

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Be angry, its more than okay

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what's up everyone

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their day off

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It's very easy to bruise satoru. So Suguru holds satoru's hips down with just a tiny bit of pressure and it blooms into the most beautiful bruise.

Satoru's covered in finger shaped bruises, he likes the mottled skin near his hips when Suguru held him down to fuck him, the ring around his wrists when Suguru clutched his arm a little too hard while cumming. The bruises adorning his neck from being sucked too hard, bitten too hard.

He pokes at them in front of the mirror alone in his room. He likes the pain, he likes to be reminded of the exact moment he got them.